How the fuck did such an ugly motherfucker land such a cute girl?

greencard hunter.
nuff said.

>>34478523
Because he's funny.


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I always though that aside from being a fat blob and the hideous jew hair, ethan was actually really handsome.

>>34478523
He used to be slim with no gray hair

>>34478539
I mean she seems like she's in love with him, I don't think she's the type.

Is it because they're both jews so it's kinda easier?

>>34478523
>such a cute girl
...

>>34478523
she looks weird to me

>>34478539
They weren't planning on living in the US originally. The plan was Israel.

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because Ethan is a charismatic fun guy who is funny. He has/had a good job when he met Hila and probably lots of friends. Not only that, but Ethan isn't THAT unattractive, his face is symmetrical and has no weird deformities or whatever.

>>34478576
>>34478579
she looks so cute in his last video, I dont watch him but youtube suggested it.

>>34478523
My friend said dhe was hot too. I am not seeing it at all, have you seen her bodym bitch is a living stick. Only thing going for her is face and not even then. What are you fuckers on

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how did this goofy idiot land a literal goddess?

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Is this really out of anyone's league?

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>>34478523
>Gargamil
>Cute girl

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>>34478598
how to be funny and charasmatic fun guy

>>34478614

>How did multi-millionaire jew get man-jaw lady

Must be his average sense of humour.

>>34478523
What are you talking about? He's handsome.

>>34478523
He's funny. They're both from a background that emphasizes sticking to the in-group, which would be ethnic Jewish people, and Ethan is also a US citizen which would make acquiring a green card easier.

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>>34478523
It's not all about looks anon.

If it was, I might have a gf

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>>34478614
DON'T FUCKING REMIND ME
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>34478681
Be honest. Ethan is not handsome. He's funny as fuck, a reasonable guy, and articulate but he's not handsome

>>34478710

Post pic, hotbot.

>>34478523
Duh. Because if you plan on base your relationships on looks you are in for a severe disappointment. A long time good relationship needs a partner that you like hang out with. After a while you won't notice the looks anymore but if you hang out with an idiot you can't get over it.
A fuck buddy of mine (ages ago) was hot like he'll and was so much fun to go out with as guys would drool after her. But it was fun for three days of fucking and fucking around, then you needed to send her home because she was stupid and not that fun to talk to.

You guys are such idiots.

>>34478752
Said the one lonely anon in his fucking echo chamber

>>34478523
He doesn't seem particularly ugly.

>>34478727
He's actually really handsome. Most people as fat as him would be painful to look at. He has really good facial genetics. He could be a movie star if he lost weight and wore a good wig.

>>34478752
wow thanks for the meaningful reply anon

here, let me lick the bottom of your nutsack while you try and take a shit on my neck

>>34478523
>make a decently funny channel, nothing special but it's a good laugh
>all of a sudden become the youtube police and find it necessary to call out youtubers for 'immoral' behaviour

>>34478752
t.Ethan klein

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>>34478681
>>34478768
I totally agree!

oracle

Can you please stop posting about them? How the fuck are they still so pupular here? Their content nowadays is literally buzzfeed-tier

>>34478742
You don't have to believe me, all I'll say is I'm an 8 as far as looks and body go.

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>>34478851

I believe there are 8s on here just wanted to see. I get the not wanting to out yourself as a robot thing though. Here is my dick as an apology.

Because they have chemistry. If you watch any of their videos you can see that they just get along very well. They enjoy being with each other.

Would you rather date someone attractive that you don't really care for, or would you go for someone you actually love and who loves you, that has average looks?

>>34478850
We're not talking about their content, we're talking about them themselves.

If you don't like the thread you can simply hide it, but you chose to complain like a little bitch, why don't you go reply to the other *braap* or the five million trap threads in this board?

>>34478914
attractive and really don't care for lol haha easy

>>34478637
It is like the sublime. You have to be born with it. It is nature.

>>34478922
because there are a million fucking threads about those kikes already

>>34478768
Until he actually loses weight, he really isn't.

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>>34478910
Thanks.

nice benis :DDDDDDD

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>>34479034

Thanks, here's my wife's bagina and bbutthole as appreciation for the compliment.

>>34478523
If you saw me and my ex, which I've dumped a year after taking her virginity, you'd literally kill yourself.

He's extremely charismatic and comfortable with his looks.

>>34479125
the thumbnail looks like titties

I want to fug your wife though and make you watch

>>34478523
Because she is autistic and super shy, she just married the the firs bf she had

>>34479239

Unfortunately she is faithful, even after me cheating on her with a Grindr dude. Sorry, brahbot.

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>>34479125
Ay tha's nice.

Since you seem to have "it" figured out, got any advice for a struggling teenager (hotbot, as you put it)?

>>34478914
It's just that I'd never get a chance to be attracted to someone on a personal level if they weren't cute, and then how much can you depend on a girl's personality anyways? Sure, you can make one for her, but teaching it to her is tedious and in any case you can't depend on her to keep it indefinitely. Her looks are there until she's like twenty-eight.

>>34478614
>all those disgusting moles
>goddess

>>34478617
>Is this really out of anyone's league?
Mine

>>34479490

Everything good that has happened to me in my life has happened accidentally. I wish I had it.

I would do anything to see Hila's tiny tits and brown nipples

You must have some shite standards if you think that Israelite inbred spawn is "cute"

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>>34479543
Thanks anyway, I'll make it.

>>34479594

>Uses Israelite as pejorative

Opinion discarded.

>>34479594
Heh.
Say that to my face not online.
I'll drop your fucking ass you stupid cur.

>>34478560
Yeah, if he wasnt fat Ethan would be a total jew catch

>>34479712
He was still goofy-looking when he was thin. His brother on the other hand is hot as fuck.

>>34478523
>cute girl
If you think jew is cute you should off yourself

>>34479781
Which is why Ethan used to beat him up.

Ethan isn't ugly at all.

He has good sharp features, he's just flabby.

Hila is okay, her figure is disgusting though.

>>34478523
Because he tricked her into thinking he's a nice guy. When really he's a fat shady jew who uses humor to fool people and steal their money when it gtes put into the "FUPA" fund that never went anywhere

>>34479913

https://twitter.com/h3h3productions

You do know he's still in court right?

>>34479987
>https://twitter.com/h3h3productions
If Ethan actually loses significant weight I will work out for the rest of my life.

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>>34478523
>ywn have a qtp2tjewish waifu that watches shit like one punch man in her free time as a gf

literally killing myself

Wasn't Hila his tranny caretaker before they started a relationship?

>>34480206
they were brother and sister before they both transitioned but ethan's operation got fucked up and he turned retarded so hila took care of him but then fell in love with him so now they're husband and wife

>>34480249
Thanks for the rundown
Original

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Them creep eyes.

Creepy girls are easy.

He's confident and knows how to get attention from people, be it good or bad.

Never knew someone like this in your life?
Back in school there was this fat manlet that always did stupid shit, talked very loudly, interuppted class etc.
He was constantly fucking hot girls and even turned up to prom with the ex-gf of some chad in my year.
Girls like guys who draw attention to themselves, especially the quiet ones like Hila or whatever her names is.

>>34478523
two reasons

>she's not that cute (I mean she's nothing special - the vast majority of healthy women are "cute")
>he actually approached her

i knew a guy like ethan back in highschool. he even had the shy girl girlfriend.

he turned out to be gay. he was using her as a beard. it destroyed her.

>>34478604
>Only thing going for her is face


That can be enough to find someone hot, idiot.

>>34478523

crazy eyes

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>>34478523
Shes literally 10/10

>>34478910

>that scar line
>that dual-tone
>that cracked, dry head
>black pubes

JUST