Red flags for females

She's a "nerd"

>she has more than zero dogs

>she's a cat owner

>She describes herself as a drama queen
or
>She's 9/10 and single

>she has a good relationship with her parents
>she's a virgin
>she's mentally sound
>she wasn't abused as a kid
>she won't end normies with me

Yes... Red flags for most are green flags for me. Because I'm not a fucking normie

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>>34478538
fuck you dogfag

>she has an original vagina

>she has lots of guy friends

>she enjoys Jewish propaganda

>She calls herself Drama Queen
>She tells you she's a bit crazy
>She mouths back at her parents
>Doesn't do good at school
>Defends feminism
>Says she doesn't care about politics and all
>Mentions wanting to be a stay-at-home mom
>Her mother's crazy
>She tells you how her sisters hate men
>Is chubby (it's a trap she will never lose weight, she'll keep on gaining)


The list could go on and that's only from my last ex

>>34478553
Have fun getting a knife stuck in your leg, your appartment burned down and your car smashed, then going to jail following a false rape accusation and have everyone you know think that you were the abuser.

>she isn't a he

>>34478626
Holy shit. You're lucky she didn't cause you to commit suicide.

Fat drama bitch retard feminists are the worst

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>>34478179
>She has shit taste in music/books/film/vidya, or none at all
>Abuses social media
>Overly cutesy/feminine
>Entitled
>Dishonest

>>34478627
That's why I encourage her to end the normies with me before any of that happens.

>>34478626
Oh good one
>Her mother is crazy
Huge red flag

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>>34478179
>her band size for bras starts with a 3

>>34478626
>my last ex
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER

>>34478627
this!! Dating crazy girls is only fun in theory. After 6 months she keeps showing up at my door with random gifts.

>>34478673
It was pure agony for months and I was too scared she would kill herself if we broke up.

I almost forgot
>She's a cutter
>She's emotionally unstable

You won't save her, anon, she will only bring you down like an anchor.

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>she watches those stupid reality shows on bravo and we

>>34479479
Also tlc

Lmao people actually watch this trash

>>34478626
>says she doesn't care about politics

what exactly is a red flag about that, who would want a girlfriend or wife that talks about politics

My ex's red flags that I ignored because I was a hormonal 17yo:

>Watches TLC
>Mother is insane
>Parents divorced at a young age
>Is "in love" with sugary alcoholic drinks
>Doesn't do good at school
>Lots of guy friends, no girl friends
>Very clingy to her single mother
>Quits every activity she tries in record time

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>>34478626
What's wrong with her wanting to be a stay at home Mom? Other than that, I totally agree.

>>34478626
>>Mentions wanting to be a stay-at-home mom
How is that a bad thing? If you have kids, it's immoral to do anything else. Unless it's a part-time job while they're at school

>>34478470
lol this dude for sure holy fuck

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>her bmi is >18
>she's shorter than 5'9"
>she doesn't care about fashion
>she's a tomboy
>she believes in conspiracy theories
>she's straight edge
>she plays videogames
>she likes anime
>she considers herself a nerd
>no college, wants to be a housewife or some dumb shit like that
>she wears baggy, "geeky" clothes, wears hoodies and jeans and looks like shit in general or/
>she wears shit-tier, cheap brands such as H&M and Zara and looks like a basic bitch
>she wears cheap perfume/no perfume at all
>she can't walk in high heels
>her skin is bad
>she doesn't style her hair everyday
>she's a Christian
>she's not kinky
>she voted Trump/is conservative
>she cares about "muh tradition"
>she listens to classic rock, metal and other shit-tier genres
>she reads genre fiction

>>34479946
Is this supposed to be a joke?

CLEVER

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>>34479946
jesus christ
fucking kill yourself my man

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>she constantly posts pictures of herself on instagram or other social media

>>34479978
What am I supposed to want? A prude with a stick up her ass?
You see, anon, only virgins want that. I don't.

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>I don't like children and find them annoying

How am I supposed to commit to a hedonist?

>>34479505
>says she doesn't care about politics
it's codeword for leftist tendencies

women know men are more right wing than them and will usually keep their political views private to not put them off

>>34478179
Ellen Degenerate is actually pretty decent as far as talk shows go. The lady at work puts it on the TV and they are usually pretty creative with the show. Most of the other crap talk shows can't come close. She's picked up a huge audience.

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>>34478179
>she isn't buff
>she isn't into gentle-femdom
>she's not a tomboy
>she voted Hillary

>she wears buttons on her backpack

Trust me guys. Major red flag. If she displays her interests in pop culture with buttons on her backpack, she's fucking insane and everything you do not want

>>34480077
This is fine. If you marry a girl and she respects you, which should be the case, she will start to believe what you do over time.

>>34480076
MOAR? HOT AF

>>34480117
>she isn't into gentle-femdom

Dude if she's into any sort of femdom that's a fucking flying red flag

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>>34479946
>he does not like short girls that are into vidya and anime

>if all her friends are fat and they watch terrible t.v. shows together
>if she's the pretty one in her group of fat friends

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>>34480162
Patrician fetish.

>>34479946
This is supposed to be the opposite of red flags, but you listed cheap clothes and no effort to look pretty... Top tier wife material looks hot as fuck and is something you can brag about.

>>34478470
>the number of dogs she owns >= 0

>>34480618
got any more?

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>>34479504
What if you watch My big fat fabulous life with /fit/ to stay to your workout?

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>she doesn't know how to make and use a one-time pad
>she doesn't know how to pick a basic 5-pin lock
>she can't set up a dead drop
>she isn't trained in countersurveillance techniques
>she can't hotwire a car
>she doesn't have a go-bag filled with gold krugerrands and fake passports+ID
>she can't even field strip a Sig Sauer 9mm
>she doesn't know how to treat a gunshot wound
>she doesn't have friends in law enforcement and the DoD
Where will I ever find my qt spy/conwoman gf

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>>34480077
No, it's the opposite I'm pretty sure.

Most right wing people (*particularly* if they are far right) will feign neutrality in order to protect themselves. Most leftist women are somewhat outspoken about the fact that they lean left.

>>34480028
a 6 foot german whore or some wnba nigger

Nice

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>>34478179
> Her only friends are her harem of beta orbiters and ex-boyfriends
> She "isn't like other girls"
> She uses white lies to avoid talking to you
> She's gone through 2 or more guys in 2 months
> She has more than 300 Facebook friends
> She participates in those dumb little Facebook games
> She says she's ugly to fish for compliments
> She openly talks about her "anxiety and depression"

Falling for her was my greatest mistake