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I've been with my girlfriend since 2013. She's very

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I've been with my girlfriend since 2013. She's very attractive and I love her, but I get sick of her shit from time to time.

In August of 2014, she didn't want to hang out with me on my birthday because she was pissed at her mom, so I got drunk and started texting this mental health counselor girl with huge tits that was always friendly to me during my psychiatry rotation (I was a 3rd year med student at the time).

She invited me over, we drank wine, she offered to give me a message so we went to her bedroom, she massaged my back, I massaged her, took off her bra, started making out, fingered her, she gave me a blowjob. We went to bed, my gf has no idea.

Since then, I've had this insatiable urge to fuck other girls. I got a tinder, started going out to bars all the time, and started meeting a lot of girls.

I recently made a handy chart to try to remember all the girls I've been with while dating my girlfriend. This is the chart, it's a little sloppy, but left column is month/year, next is a rating of our sex, next column is girls I actually fucked, and right-most column is girls I did stuff with but didn't actually fuck.

Still with my girlfriend, she has no idea because I just tell her "sorry, I'm on call this Friday night" but I'm actually out fucking girls.

Any questions?
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>>34478314
FUCKING NORMALFAGS
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
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>>34478314

>Writing your "dates" on a journal

Holy fuck the autism is real
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You don't belong here you normie faggot
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What made Amelia (asian) a 10/10?
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>>34478401
tight dick ditch
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>>34478314
Nice try, OP. This is obviously bullshit conjured up by your autism.
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>>34478401
Amazing body, best bj I've ever had, horny af and wanted to fuck all night, open to practically everything I wanted to do, and she was only 19.

This was just last week, she's a pre-med with a lady boner for doctors I guess. She's what made me start thinking back about all the girls I've fucked, and if any of them compared to her, and only Eva and Emily did.
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>all of them fat/disgusting/gross
Lmao I actually pity you
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>>34478385
More of a memory cue, the dates/months aren't very accurate.
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I don't really believe that you're in a relationship, but you are a huge slut.
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>>34478457

>7 out of 31
>all

Good work!
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I didn't read that
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>>34478314
I've got pics of a few of them, I'll post in a bit as I find them
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That's fucking vile. Just end your relationship already, even if your gf is fucking crazy and you're sick of her I don't think she deserves that. Have some respect and dump her, you went too far with this.
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>>34478314
Well done my man, you have my long distance support. Bitch had it coming.
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Include me in the screenshot please
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>>34478314
>having gf
>cheating on her
Atleast break up with her. Have some dignity, instead of being manwhore.
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>>34478314
if this isn't bait, you're a bad person and you should dump your gf if you no longer like being with her... stop wasting her time
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>>34478314
Normies, everyone.

get off my board
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>>34478314
Is the rating the quality of the sex of the hotness of the girl?
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>>34479922
quality of sex. but Eva was the hottest, and Emily a close 2nd.
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>>34478641
>>34479727
>>34479729
This 100%. I think sleeping around for a man is fine but dont do your girl dirty. Just break up then go wild.

>>34478456
>>34478314
Question man, how old are you and whats the avg age of these girls?
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>>34478314
>I recently made a handy chart to try to remember all the girls I've been with while dating my girlfriend.
>Any questions?
nope that about answers it you insufferable cock drip
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>>34480469
I'm 27, the youngest girl was 18 (Emily and the LI freshman from a few years ago), and the oldest I've been with was the 29 year old single mom from last spring, who literally just came over, we said like 5 words to each other, started making out, fucked for a few minutes, and then she left.

On average, they're usually 22-24 years old, out of college for a little bit and realizing how hard it is to maintain a social life or a sex life after college, so they're more than willing to hookup with some random guy on tinder or at the bar.
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>>34480803
Dude thats exactly what i wanted to hear.
My situation is im 25 and im starting school in the fall. Im a navy vet and i did some traveling after i got out and im finally ready to start school. Basically was wondering if itd be weird to be 26 and be fucking 18-22 year olds. Can you shed any light on that age gap thing?
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>>34478314
>>34480803

That nice.

>Talking about conquest on a loser autist forum is real pro.. like going to a Chinese wheelchair forum talking about walking on the beach to see the sunset then taking a comfy stroll through the forest in the afternoon.

Comn man. Just fuck off
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>>34480991
I still try to present myself in a college mindset but with money and nice things. Don't ever bring up the age difference. And Tinder will be your best friend, since girls that age are going to college parties and hooking up, or going to college bars and hooking up with guys they recognize from classes and stuff.

When you meet a younger girl on tinder, it's a lot easier to get it in, since the ones that are over 21 always wanna meet at a bar first, but you can invite a 19 year old over to your place for drinks and that's their only option.
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>>34481151

I still don't really understand what /r9k/ is for, I thought it was just specifically for OC only, no reposts or dubs or anything, but everyone's always talking about normies and shit on here, so I just don't get it.
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>>34478314
This is the worst formatted chart i've ever seen fuck you OP.

Also why would you not just break up with her and have a good time being single? You obviously don't care about her not to hurt her, so stop being a cunt.
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you gotta post goth girl. I always wanted an edgy goth girl but could only fuck weird 6-7/10 bitches
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So given your timeline, you're now a resident MD, I'm assuming? Where are you finding time for all these sex escapades? All the residents I work with barely have time to sleep, much less have a gf and manwhore around on Tinder, etc.
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>>34478314
>cheating on someone willing to spend time with you
not only are you a normalfag shit, but you're literally worse than a fucking roastie.
get the fuck out.
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>>34481240
this is from her facebook, I really wish she would've stayed in contact with me because she was a 10/10 appearance-wise, but she was really into weird and stupid shit like zodiac signs and aliens and shit
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>>34481413

>All that make up

Gross
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>>34481282

I'm in emergency med so I only work a max of 60 hours a week during in-service rotations.

Unless they're in a surgery residency, they'll find time to get out and have fun. Some months really suck and push you to 80 hours a week, but most are around 50-60 hours a week.
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>>34481413
super jelly
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>>34481204
>specifically for OC only, no reposts or dubs or anything
that is what r9k is for, but these "robots" think the board is solely for them to bitch about >tfw no gf
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Now do you normalcucks and tumblreddit liberals know what we mean when we say Chad Thundercock? Literally, L I T E R A L L Y, LITERALLY, OP is the reason why we cant get gfs

>oh I met Chad on tinder the other night
>he bored out my asshole and spit inside it teehee
>he's a surgeon doctor and he makes $500k/hr to make fun of the people coming into the ER
>he came on my face instead of inside my butthole, hes such a great guy~

Its literally people like OP who make the 80/20 rule real and not just a meme

>>34481510
>Lowercaseposter
>Chad apologist
>Historical revisionistposter
Redditcuck
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>>34481466
Got any fun stories hooking up with any of the RNs?
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>>34478314
You slept with two girls on christmas day?
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>>34481662
>You slept with two girls on christmas day?
Are you really surprised that Dr. Chad would cheat on his gf twice on xmas? I am literally never wrong and /r9k/ is literally never wrong. OP is Chad and this is the kinda crap Chad gets away with on the regular
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>>34481697
No not on xmas itself. I just used that to remind myself of roughly when it happened. This was like a week from xmas, but yeah, fucked the first girl in the early afternoon. We hung out a bit, I went home. A few hours later, another girl on tinder wanted to come over, so why not?

They both had nice tits, the first girl had a flat ass and was boring in bed. The second girl had a really nice ass, let me eat it for a while, and loved the cock.
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>>34481562
what does lowercase have to do with anything?
Sometimes I use capital letters and sometimes I don't.
Chads are bros if you get to know them, try talking to some on omegle sometime.
In the beginning of r9k it was mainly greentext stories. It wasn't always virgins crying about Chads and Stacy.
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>>34481165
>but you can invite a 19 year old over to your place for drinks and that's their only option.

Because of the implication right?
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>>34481977
>more historical revisionism
>more Chad apologism
Typical lowercaseposter redditor two bee quite H

>>34482001
Like I said, Dr. Chad gets away with whatever he wants, even statutory.
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>>34482001
Exactly. it's even better when you go and pick them up, so now they can't even get a ride home until the morning when you sober up
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>BUMPING THIS SHIT BAIT THREAD
you idiots are your own worst enemy
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>>34481510
r9k2 was created EXACTLY for depressed robots

you newfag scum have got to lurk moar
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>>34478314
My only question is WHY ARE YOU STILL ON MY BOARD NORMAL FAGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34478314
>keeping a list
Why do you do this, OP?

The only time I ever wrote a list of girls I fucked was just to count how many individuals I hooked up with. Then I deleted it.

Making it number 27 tonight.
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>>34482864

I just made this list a few days ago for that exact reason. Like I've already explained, I was trying to think back to how many girls I've been with since I started dating my gf, realized I had lost count, so I wrote it down with some memory cues, and wanted to share it with you fine folk.
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>>34482953
Ah, gotcha, man. I gotta be honest, I kinda skimmed the OP. What's your count?
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>>34483165
22, but I still feel like I'm missing someone from either this past summer or early spring
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>>34483218
It's really easy to forget, I'm glad I'm not the only one. I erase all the messages and pictures I get usually the next day, just because I need to hide them.
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>>34483475
Same thing, I've gotta get rid of all the evidence shortly afterwards, delete them from my contacts and everything. So unless it's memorable, a quick drunken fuck and go gets pretty routine and forgettable after a while.
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