Fill one of these out. Perhaps you can find a gf, or at least

Go to /soc/ if you want a hook up you fucking dickhead.

>>34479214
fuck off, we're full

(this was an original post)

Bumping your thread senpai
Jhnhyt

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Pretty embarrassed to post this twice but w/e.

>>34479657
>be an atheist
>don't want pagan/satanist gf
>but christian gf is ok
are you retarded? oh wait

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>>34479974
>wants a sweet, conservative, pure girl over a fat dyed-hair tumblr landwhale.

Really makes you think

>>34479974
Christian mythology is interesting but not more so interesting than others.

Also I know many Christian families so I'm comfortable with Christians.

>>34480164
oh you retard

>be an fat dyed-hair tumblr landwhale atheist
>don't want fat dyed-hair tumblr landwhale gf
>wants sweet CONSERVATIVE christian gf
of course every sweet conservative christian grill dreams about edgy atheist bf, right?

>Christian mythology is interesting
it's literally copy-paste from all other religions

>I know many Christian families so I'm comfortable with Christians
>religion makes a person better
are you the scum of the earth only because you don't believe in any god? If someone is a nice person is doesn't matter what he believes in. For example i know a lot of christians who are scum

>>34480515
?

Can you not read the graph? I said I was okay with Christians as well as other religions. I just don't want muslims, pagans or satanists because they are incompatible with my parents' or my own beliefs and high likely hood of being crazy.

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Nobody ever replies to mine but whatev

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I don't want to get hurt, so I don't give people a chance. Sometimes it's cold in here.

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>>34480581
I like your anime choices. What's your favourite song by Radiohead?

>>34480702
Thanks!

Favorite song is pretty hard. I'll give some of my favorites in no specific order.
Let Down
Paranoid Android
No Surprises
Idioteque
Motion Picture Soundtrack
Life In A Glasshouse
Morning Mr. Magpie

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bored... rolling

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Here is mine.

I could have put more detail in at the bottom but time, laziness etc.

Pls give (Yous), even if just to insult me. This took too long of my clearly valuable time.

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wew here i go

>>34480795
What do you mean with "contemplation"? I thought it was christian mystics' term for meditation.
>>34480748
Hum, I actually prefer their "feels" music, but you definitely have a good taste. My favourites are "How to Disappear Completely" and "I Might Be Wrong"

>>34479120
I don't get it, do I fill my interests or their interests?

>>34480988
>What do you mean with "contemplation"?

I just mean thinking really. Thinking of things, ideas and my own purpose. Same as anyone.

>>34480918
I like your taste in books.

Uzumaki is great.

>>34480988
I have to be in a certain mood for the feels songs. Street Spirit is great sometimes, I love How To Disappear.

I actually saw them at MSG last Summer. It was a damn good show.

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at least it killed some time

>>34479120
Yeah if I could speak to a girl without sperging out, that might be useful, you normie fuck.

>>34480635
I replied to yours in the last one. I'm not sure how but we can chat if you want.

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>>34479120
Here's my sloppily filled out one

r8s welcome

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How high are my standards r9k?

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line up

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>>34481389
>christian tranny

God has already abandoned you.

>>34480918
Where at in the midwest, robro?

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Protip: I'm actually desirable. You can't deny it.

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you never know
fuck it i'll post mine

Do any fembots even go in these threads ;_;.

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>chart thread
>most responses are 18-19 year olds
What is with teenagers and navel gazing?

>>34481752
Also they use stupid words like "fembot", where are these kids coming from?

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>>34479120
This is pretty fucking embarrassing and I should probably neck myself, but here it goes...

>>34481468
illinois. you?

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>inb4 edgy teen meme

>>34482147
yeah, you're pretty goddamn edgy, but at least you like animals.

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i should probably kill myself for posting in this thread, but i'm bored as fuck

>>34482252
>i should probably kill myself for posting in this thread
Yeah, you should. Your high standards make us uncomfortable and you obviously don't give a fuck.

>>34482252
Do you have some way I can contact you, anon?

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Well now that took me quite a while. Feel free to critique and ask me about it.

>>34482252
who do you main in smash?

>>34481154
Well, it'd be a pleasure. Are you the guy who loved Danse Macabre?
Have a classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpOtuoHL45Y

>>34482781
Well, I spent this long just to forget adding ACZ into the vidya section, fuck me.

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I made this last night, posting again

>>34483163
No but I do enjoy music. One of my favorites is tannhauser by Richard Wagner. I'll give that a listen once I get home late tonight.

>>34483290
Classical music*. But I enjoy almost every genre.

>>34483290
Wagner is gorgeous. Check out Schoenberg too. It's not an easy listen, but it's really worth the shame.

>>34483680
Thanks. I need to listen to more. I ordered a double bass and it should arrive in March and I can't wait to play classical music for real.

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standards are for normies

>>34483878
Those are still standards anon.

>>34481285
You can't beat my level of anti-standards. 99% of women on earth I would date. But none of them would date me.

>>34482781
>persona
>not shin megamu tesnu

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>tfw no chubby robot gf

>>34479657
i need ur info

>>34481490
Tory pigs like you disgust me.

>>34484093
steam, skype or what?

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>>34484093
Are u a grill? Why you asking him?

>>34482523
it was fun to fill out

>>34482583
no

>>34483065
fox

>>34484093
>>34484117
also are you a grill?

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>>34483878
Lots of red flags here oh well you gotta do what you gotta do

>>34484189
I got reported as a walking red flag after a pic of me got posted on here a while back. Complete truth. Y'all loss - keep your normie grills.

>>34484140
>no

How else am I supposed to get into some contact with you, then? We could watch shitty movies together, anon, think of the possibilities!

>>34480795
ur taste in everything is disgusting but at least it was kinda funny

>>34484347
Thanks anon

I know I have pleb taste but I don't care. Why pretend to like things I do not, just for the approval of some pretentious normie?

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>>34481490
>Desirable
>Atheist
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

>>34484093
REEEE can you reply??? i'm getting antsy.

>>34484640
Who the fuck are you even? Grill? Prison gay? Man needs context.

>>34483927
What can I say ? I've been trying to get some of the Devil Summoner games, but even if I did, my PS2's gone bust, so I'm saving money.

>>34479120
What do you edit these with?

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Beta males and manlets BTFO

>>34484822
Use MS Paint

Why is this board so full of atheists anyways ? Do you guys not believe in ANYTHING ?
Also I want to know your dealbreakers when it comes to religion, tell me more ...

>>34484962
Are you really asking a board full of social pariahs, outcasts and degenerates if there is a higher power looking after them?

Tepkok m80

>dealbreakers:
Any serious religion.
I would accept agnostic, pastafarianism, believing in Greek / Roman gods, satanism and other meme religions.

>>34484669
skype please n i'm girl

>>34485027
So why you asking that guy in particular for contact? What is he doing right?

>so I can copy it next time

>>34484962
I just don't believe in God. When you die, there's nothing. No paradise, no reincarnation not anything else.

No deal breakers when it comes to religion, I'm ok if you believe in something. I'm not on of you are super religious because you obviously wouldn't accept me.

>>34485027
I'm the guy who made it.

skype is aspen sehnsucht

>>34484835
this sounds sweet but i'm short and love lewd

>>34485067
he sounds sweet and i like calling

>>34485169
i havent received a request f

>>34480581
what sort of metal do you like?

>>34485279
No specific genres but my favorites right now are:
Sigh
Boris (kind of metal on some albums)
Sleep
Weedpecker
Early Sabbath
Earth
Agalloch
Opeth
Gojira

I'm listening to some Burzum right now and it seems pretty good too. I'm pretty new to the genre because I didn't have much exposure until recently.

>>34485279
Black metal, like Tsjuder and Burzum

>>34485169
>sounds sweet from a stats chart

How about moi
>>34481285

>>34485368
I fucking called Burzum

>>34485409
Yeah, from what I've heard Burzum is really entry level. Filosofem is decent so far, but it doesn't seem like something I'll end up listening to that much.

>>34480581
Ummmm hiii pls
talk 2 me

>>34485439
I replied, imitating you and saying that you listen to the Norwegian shit, and totally called Burzum.

>>34485460
Hey, did you post a chart?

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I'm probably delusional, wasting my time completing this chart hoping that anyone will care

>>34485613
What drugs, anon? Does someone at the full extent of the progressive slider call cannabis a drug?

>>34485777
Mainly cannabis, but I've taken ecstasy before.

>Does someone at the full extent of the progressive slider call cannabis a drug?

I guess you're right but in my country it is illegal so most people refer to it as a drug.

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little girl look for many fun time and dollar

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>>34486062
Not sure if want or v&bait

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Don't mine me just a autistic coming through.

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I don't really have any favorite music/singers, games, literature. movies and tv shows. I'm currently playing GW2 and watching Gotham though if that counts.

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Here threads dead any who

>>34486062
Kekeke, max baitage friend

>>34484140
which smash game do you play? wouldn't happen to be the one for the 3DS?

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>>34486131
pick buttercup

>>34486307
Is gotham any good anon?

>>34486382
I'll bite goddamnit

>>34486357
i just want to hear someone breathe i am small and not baiting

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>>34483878
all vagina girls are normies though

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>>34479120
couldn't be bothered to type

>>34486433
Wait whats actually your email i cant read it

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>>34486418
gobble gosh darn please

>>34486521
[email protected] huh

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>>34479120
I'm bored so here it is

i dont even know why im visiting these threads.... im never going to get lucky anyway

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rate my autism, fellow NEETS and filthy wagekeks

tfw i think the girls that contacted me are just using me for an ego boost

>>34487403
anon pls dont lie to me
how many did contact you?

>>34487461
More than 1 less than 5

>>34487403
nobody contacted me despite leaving 3 methods of doing so (>>34483878), RIP in peace muh validation

>>34487588
i don't live in the uk and I'm too much of a pussy to do the first step

>>34487588
i would contact you, but im not in the UK

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Why did I take time to do this?

>tfw nobody likes mtfs

>>34488431
i would but you have to pass :/

>>34483251
Just letting you know if I was single I would be extremely interested in you. Don't give up trying though, you seem cool.

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posted it last time I saw one of these but forgot to check thread later so I'm repostin

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>>34489095
>is very emotional
>vehemently dislikes very emotional ideal mates

What could she mean by this

>>34488889
>>34483251
Actually can you post contact info

>>34489572
Share you contact info and I will add you

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somebody reply for once, please

vordhosbn

>>34489507
we can't both be this batshit. Someone has to have a decent head on their shoulders and it's already not me, so...

>>34489654
You can be a very emotion-based person without it making you crazy

>>34480635
Skype?

Blox original etc

>>34489638
my permavirgin detector is going crazy

>>34486505
TALK ME!!!

>>34489095
Saw you in the last thread and you seem so close to perfect
>Hiking, kayaking, fencing, /tg/, all your other interests
>Traveling - maybe even someone I could take on my dream roadtrip from the Alaskan Arctic Circle to Tierra del Fuego
>Mentally broken enough I could whip/beat you into a sobbing ball before wrapping you in my arms, kissing your tears away and telling you "I love you, it's all going to be okay".
>Collar+headpats
So perfect.
But
>Not in Australia
>Coloured medium rather than skinny/thin

I hope you find someone worthwhile my distant robot dream.

>>34489681
that's fair, but I am not attracted to people inclined towards emotion over reason. It's unreasonable, but it's how I *feel* and because my reason does not trump my emotions, I have to go with that instinct. It's very annoying to me and I would be very annoyed with someone else being this same way. I'm super submissive and want someone who can take the lead, who can talk me down from my wild emotionality and back into reason. Someone emotional is someone I then consider weak, and then I take advantage of that weakness by way of subconscious emotional manipulation that I don't even notice until light is somehow shed on it.

I'm better off alone.

>>34486505
talksxxxxx

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>>34481042
Believe it!

Originoli

>>34489777
didn't make it out to the arctic circle but I've been to Alaska. Did the Stampede Trail. Might be able to find a pic, it was amazing. It was early enough in Spring that I got to see the Northern Lights. It was maybe a few weeks before the same time when Alexander Supertramp died out there.

Also, yes I'm super into all the other stuff. Like, that sounds beautiful.

I'm not skinny right now but I have been and love to be. I could easily get back there. Or more fun is kinda starving me via emotional manipulation. Ugh, I love that kinda thing too much. <3

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>>34479120
I did it. I did it for da

HEAAAAAA

>>34489781
>I don't like people with emotions and I'll take advantage of them

Okay, so you're stereotypical woman. I wonder how someone like Gandhi ever managed to procreate. I guess strong empathy was more attractive back then.

Oh well, I commend whomever is out there who is open to emotions and the weaknesses in themselves instead of shunning the very things that makes us as human beings who we are.
You do realize that some people can make rational emotion-based decisions, don't you? Or do you just dislike the unpredictable idea of someone having emotions.

>>34489612
>>34489572
Was about to go to sleep but you can find me at this throwaway

[email protected]

Just send an email whenever.

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>>34489777
found one, also nice trips

>>34489869
bruh, it's a chart. I love different kinds of people. If I met someone who didn't fit in with any of this dumb silly stuff, and I liked them, what would it matter? I'm just assuming I wouldn't quite like someone as emotional as myself, and that's a fair thing to assume considering how well I know myself.

Don't be a puss about it, it's really not a big deal. Not into overly emotional people. Definitely don't really like myself very much.

>>34489869
damn quit crying u beta bitch you're completely embarassing

>>34489770
thanks for replying

vordhosbn

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i got like half way through this and then figured i may as well finish what i start

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>>34490025
>thinks I'm upset because I'm shitting on someone in a thread
I'm not crying lol

Simmer down, did I trigger you with my highly-opinionated post?

>>34489944
>>34489843
That's gorgeous. I just got back from a trip through Scandinavia and E. Europe but we had bad luck with the weather in Lapland so we didn't get to see anything like that. I've got my fingers crossed for the next time I'm out that way but who knows when that will we be since my next trips are going to be S.America and Nepal.

As for the starving you via emotional manipulation - I've always told myself that's okay if I'm doing it to help you, and what's more helpful than making you beautiful.

That self-harm pic on your profile, is that literal or figurative?

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So I realised I fucked up the 'interests' section somewhat, as I thought it was still under the 'them' part, as in what would you like them to like.

As I can't be bothered colour coding again, here's a list.

Books:pretty much the same. I have read my whole life and can't choose only 3. Basically a /lit/ taste.

Movies:
Again, watching art house-y movies my whole life.
>Ken Loach
>Ozu
>David Lynch
>Paolini
>Jeunet
A lot of other less mainstream movies.
I also like fantasy, and hate chick flicks
T.V
>Stranger Things
>The X files
>Twin Peaks
Music
>The Smiths
>Xiu Xiu
>Patti Smith
>Radio Head
Sports
>Surfing
>Karate
>Aikido
Games
>Pillars of Eternity
>Civ
>Okami (sentimental reasons-also, it's pretty)

>>34490190
you're just rambling and its obvious you're butthurt over something that any person with half a brain would understand. but nah actually you're just SHITTING on these bitches bro keep up the good fight enjoy ur saturday night

>>34490232
I'm not butthurt though?

What's up with you anon? How's your Saturday night?

>>34490265
im just bored rly desu

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gl trying2 communicate w me ggwp

>>34490219
you seem like somebody i know
what state are you from?

>>34490181
WHERE IN AUS POST STEAM (YOU)

>>34490219
Too bad you live pretty much on the opposite side of the planet from me

Good luck, you sound nice

>>34490281
Where are you from then? I'd rather not have people I know

>>34490323
steamcommunity.com/id/stixone

>>34490273
we can play dota sometime if you want. see above, unless you're the one who posted already.

>>34490181
ooh, where in Aus??

>>34490354
nsw buddy. looking to possibly relocate soon depends how the savings go.

>>34490389
Vic. How's the weather up there? It's fucking hot here, and no aircon.

>>34490455
yeah it's nice outside but shit inside so i dunno why i'm on here doin weird shit it's meant to be hella hot this week though. air con is the one saving grace in my life that i'll never give up

>>34490219
what turn based strategies do you play?
im familiar with all the total war games other than warhammer.

this is my chart.
>>34479657

>>34482252
This post is literally me. I fit all of the mandatory/perfect qualities

>>34490496
Civ, mainly.

Although, aren't you looking for gals who are uber conservative?

>>34490589
Well its hard to describe what I mean by conservative by a bar graph. I'm a mostly a classical liberal but in Canada we don't have a classical liberal party so I'm basically center right.

>>34490648
>>34490589
If that helps. Do you have a throwaway email I could message you my contact if you want to talk? You seem like a nice.

>>34490648
So what do you believe then? The right/left thing is quite blurred. Centre left and centre right are constantly shifting

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Posting for the 2nd time.
pls

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>>34479120
>filled out the infograph
>go to upload
>filesize is 3.8mb and /r9k/ only allows 2mb mag
REEEEEEE

Here's the full size version since filesize a shit
https://imgur.com/a/BDgK7

>>34490699
Shit taste in books desu. If that weren't really important to me, I'd add. I'm >>34490219

>>34490672
Free market, Keynesian economics during depression.
Freedom of speech
Freedom of religion
Freedom of the press
Limited government during peacetime
Special powers granted during war time
Globalization, not in its current state but reformed to protect the cultures of geographical areas.

Maybe slight bit technocrat but that's because im biased due to my major and background in STEM

Social views
Virginity or being virginous does not make you virtuous but being a slut should be discouraged
Family orientated
Abortion should be legal, funded by states not the federal government but people should be aware of the dangers of abortion and should be encouraged to use contraceptives
Immigration for the talented

hopefully this helps

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Posting this
Assume I am a horrifically ugly neckbeard

>>34490726
Where in Australia. I'm >>34490219

>>34490753
So, a libertarian type?

>>34490846
yeah. but i'm only into politics as a hobby. i don't think about it too much anymore. i used to be a big history/politics freak when i was in year 9 but now im more occupied with school.

>>34490760
i laughed u won teh internetz :D post info

>>34490192
You really do travel a lot. I'm so jealous. I'm going abroad for the first time this spring. Going hiking in the Tibetan region of China!

The pic isn't me but I'd say it's both.

Wanna drop contact info?

>>34490760
>spergs out half way through
i assumed the neckbeard from that

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>>34490762
>I actually got a reply
I-I'm near Brisbane right now but in a few years I can move to pretty much anywhere

>tfw you get a (You) for once in these threads

>>34490886
No.

>>34490975
I just dont do 3dpd. I'm married to a very nice 2dqt girl.

>>34491029
why not im a nice gitl :(

>>34491064
I very rarely talk to new people.

>>34479657
>He likes Beckett.
Qt.

>>34491089
thanks

grill?

>>34490181
ps if anyone wants to talk now is prime time b4 i fuck off and probably not come back to r9k for a few weeks/months/years

>>34490846
So... do you wanna talk more or not interested?

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>>34490181
>/v/tard
>doesn't like anime
>doesn't like /r9k/
>seems like a total fucking normie
Get off 4chan Chad and go back to facebook.

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send help i need friends.

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EMAIL: [email protected]

Willing to make friends, or go further. The email is not permanent, so pls include some other form of contact in your email. Would prefer either a more permanent throwaway email, discord, or push come to shove, skype.

>>34491210
>posts an image saved from facebook
aight dude

>>34491221
You dont have friends because you're a mudslime hipster.

>>34491118
Boi. I can still read my surreal horror stories in your ear when I'm drunk tho.

>>34491223
oh, just realized that I forgot to put my body type, but I'm something between medium and chubby

I exercise somewhat regularly, and hope to be somewhere between medium to skinny.

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>>34491229
Sorry I don't rename every filename for something I got off google images

>can identify a filename as being a facebook filename
Just proving how very normie you are my dude.

>>34491221
>white
>arab
You're either a full white or not, shitskin.

>>34491257
That's not very normie desu.

>>34491257
>he thinks a normie would be able to tell what website an image is from, from the filename

anime is more normie than ever these days buddy. go update your myanimelist.

>>34491294
>anime is normie now
(You) are retarded

>>34491307
>on network tv
>on free to air tv
>literally outselling regular 3d movies in the cinemas
>not normie
aight buddy

>>34491318
[Citation Needed]
Having big 3 shonen shit dubbed by 4kid on sunday morning cartoons doesn't make anime as a whole normie you dipshit
>outselling regular 3d movies
Fucking what? Give me even ONE example that isn't by Studio Ghibli. Pro tip, you can't.

>>34491233
>Those books.
>Those movies.
>Hipster.

>>34491369
His taste in media is pretty normie, anon

>>34491001
I'm in Victoria desu

>>34491423
Exactly my point.
Oruganismus

>>34491423
>>34491455
Hipsters are normies.

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>>34491453
Uh, okay then
Did you want to ask anything else or something? I put a throwaway email in the contact info on >>34490726 but otherwise I'm not really sure what to say right now.

>>34491467
Most robots are a hipster sub species.

>>34491502
Then they're posers, like all hipsters.

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>>34491467
Their tastes are not. It's only that they have them for the sake of being diferent.
>>34491502
Nice theory.

>>34491533
No, they think normies, cyborgs, etc are posers. They're pissed that the mainstream caught on to their space, they have no sense of self awareness, and they act elitist towards the slightest things.
Did I just describe a hipster or a robot?

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where is my /lit/ bf

>>34491643
>>where is my /lit/ bf
>schindlers list
Nowhere you dumb goy

>>34491643
>>34479657


got a throwaway email anon?

>>34491643
what do you think of >>34491223?

LOOK AT ME I'M BEING ORIGINAL

>>34491581
Probably a robot. Robotry is underground by definition, while normies steal our identity from us. Pepe is only an example.
>>34491643
>>34480635 is me.

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>>34491662
it's a good movie anon.
>>34491676
post yours
>>34491696
somewhat opposites,
>very accurate materialistic
>accurately sexual
>>34480635
pretty qt but my political views seems to completely contrast your ideal
just finished reading the trial by kafka

>>34491816
[email protected]

>>34491816
As long as I can decide things by myself, I'm fine with that.
How did you like it? Will you keep going with Karla?

>>34479120
>tfw you spend so much time on your chart that it becomes useless because you're too ashamed to post it and reveal how much time you have on your hands

>>34491941
Nonsense, anon, post it anyway. Don't let the time go to waste.

>>34491816
>somewhat opposites,
Opposites attract though, right? At least somewhat?

>>34491934
Kafka*

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Doinitrite?
Anything wrong with my graph?

>>34480918

>MDE

Your cool. Be more like this person anons

>>34491816
>>34491882

email me!! It's 4 am here and getting sleepy.

waiting patiently

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this took way longer than I'd like to admit but I did it anyway

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>all those midget "fembots" wanting super tall guy
lmaoing at your life

t. butthurt manlet

>>34492019
if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" or "there" and "they're" then I don't think we can be friends.

I thought there were far more homosexuals in this board, really. It's difficult not to be a little bit dissapointed.

how come theres so many libtard girls on r9k

>>34492365
This. But most men here are libtards too according to the charts

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>>34492365
A better question is why there's no many girls that ghost you on /r9k/
Or why girls are here at all when they can't be robots

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Posted in the last thread, posting again here. (you) me if you want a skype or discord.

>>34492197
I'm not looking for LDR (You're USA, I'm AU) but feel free to chat w/ me if you're interested.

>>34492425

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>all these aussies

Reposting from last thread, too. Here's to fishing!

>>34491643
you misspelled Schindler's list on your infograph

>>34492425
>blabla bla hl blah blah: the chart

>>34492478
noticed right after i posted, autism'd out
>>34492053
did it!
>>34491934
definitely will keep reading, you seem cool anon.

>>34490273
I'm a fellow ausbro and I think I know you! You should reply to this post
!>>34492425

>>34492481
whaaa
mootblockeroo

>>34492425
I like you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuRQl4rAajs&index=3&list=WL

>>34490273
>BPD
>furry
Want to know how I know you live in Melbourne?


Someone nuke Melbourne please and save us from this cancer on our country

>>34492566
thanks anon, that was a nice song
this song is far less nice but I still like it a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmJ5oBdJTXQ

>>34492598
It's really weird to listen to it in English once you're used to the japanese version.
I think you'll love this one. Give it time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxN9p6KC0RM

>>34492622
I like this one a lot, moreso than the first one you linked.

it was difficult for me too, but the more I listened the more I enjoyed it.
sorry to keep linking remakes of anime OPs but it's what I've been finding the most of recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8j2mG2Bh3c

>>34492425
Aside from the shit taste in lit, you are basically a genderbent version of myself. It's too bad I live in a different country.

>>34492668
>hating on high fantasy
this kills me.

you should chat anyway, I'm happy to make friends, not really looking for an E-GF anyway unless she by some stroke of luck lived close.

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>>34492660
Haha, glad you enjoyed it. Fuck, when I first saw this one I thought it was fucking Corto Maltese. Really good stuff, though.
>>34492689
High genre fiction is still genre fiction :^)

>>34492709
reee genre fiction helps me escape into a different reality more interesting than my own.

which chart is you, anyway?

>>34492738
Haha, I know the feeling.
This pretentious cunt is me >>34480635

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbVwVvWxv-4

>>34492776
wait wait how am I a genderbent version of you if we're both men. anon

>>34492792
Oh, nope, I'm not that anon.

My recent posts are these:
>>34492776
>>34492709
>>34492622
>>34492566
>>34492343

>>34492818
ohhh okay, I thought I was talking to two anons.

you should learn to ride a bike.

>>34492826
I already have terrible accidents just by walking, thank you.

>Search through the thread
>All female profiles have 3+ replies on them
>Even the ones where it's a possible female asking for a males contact is them begging to contact them instead
>The only females that failed this test was a nigger and a furry.

Wow /r9k/ is becoming /soc/ lite with more autism.

>>34483878
I fit almost everything except being ginger
>things to do together: cry and masturbate
I love you

Btw, Italy here

>>34492854
you should really learn to walk, then run, then ride a bike
it's okay if you use training wheels to start :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3xehyYXbJw

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filled out the form and realized most of it was irrelevant.

>>34492911
>age
>sex
>location
>irrelevant

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bumping because it is taking me years to fill this in, it's just showing how generic I am ;_;

>>34492520
replied to you!

hope you are still online. msg me when you can

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>>34492887
Tonight, when nobody is out to see me fail, I'll try. Thank you, anon. Also, really good song, straight to playlist. Check my waifu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9CXmEUwvgM

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Maybe one day i'll get a reply.

>>34493042
here's a (you) from (me) to (you)

>>34493042
Yes anon totally a real female here, give me your skinny manlet dick while you rant about secondaries ruining 2hu please

>>34493069
not him but I kek'd

>>34493042
You're making the

>tfw no bf to listen to nightcore with

cancer threads aren't you?

>>34493029
SE Lain is some good shit man

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living in fantasyland

>>34493263
I love half of you and hate the other half
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWQMOUmb3Ng
if I lived near you we'd go driving at night through the city.
but I don't.

>>34493288

aha which half? it's ok anon, maybe one day we'll burn rubber on the same road.

>>34493069
But I don't want a totally real female.

>>34493395
>I'm white, which you marked as bad
>christian
>not sexual
>not talkative
>not analytical
>loves alcohol but never cigs or other drugs
>liking law and order/svu unironically
>Liking reality TV unironically
>using drinking as an interest, as opposed to using it to improve the enjoyment of other interests
>you're way too short

everything else I like, don't know much about, or am indifferent to.

>>34493948
question for people who would choose men as their partner (i.e. gays, straight women, traps, whatever)

would you prefer a fat guy with a really nice face, attractive in most features beyond his weight, like imagine a peak attraction guy who is unfortunately fat

or a really like 4/10 scrawny guy

>>34493948
also I didn't mean to link to you my bad dude

>>34493985
>imagine a peak attraction guy who is unfortunately fat

That doesn't exist.
Skelly is just as bad.

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It doesn't come across very well but if anyone want's to play CS:GO hit my up family

>>34494038
>not lazy
>not messy

N-Normie, is that you?

>>34493985
As a sodomite, I'd choose the fattie. Don't ask me why.

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>>34493948
>go at the cinema
>while watching the movie with Adam Sandlers in it we shout "fuck muslims they should be purged!"
>we take a sniff from our dogs while hearing each other breath into it
>then we go home and read Winnie the Pooh and sleep lots

>>34493948
>5'3"-5'4"
Garbage tier, too tall.
Get off my board, only short flat underage b& is worthy of posting here.

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>>34493985
Depends on how fat and whether he is willing to do anything about his weight. Overweight is one of my biggest turn offs though 4/10 skelly is bad too.

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>>34494101
please kidnap me and my dog

>>34493985
rather be single and masturbate

>>34494083
I can imagine, but your opinion has been regarded sir
>>34494142
let's just say that you'd be doing him too much of a favor by NOT saying fat, but otherwise like, it wouldn't affect his normal life. not like, problem fat.
>>34494153
surprisingly valid desu

>>34494103
underage is still underage sweet cheeks

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>>34494170
A non-lolis are still garbage, shit cheeks.

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>>34494076
low level OCD mixed with someone that only has to study kinda looks normie on paper like everything else I put down, please trust me I'm no normie

>>34492581
i'm not actually a furry die

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>>34494184
muh-muh my loss, pissclit

>>34493985
so how old are you exactly, qt?

>>34494214
I think you're confused, because I'm a dude, my dude

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>>34494184
>that sentence
>sounds like either "Anon- lolis are still garbage"
or "non-lolis are still garbage"
>sounds like the latter
>doesn't want to be tenderly raped by a tall wolfgirl with tits

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>>34494277
I meant non-lolis are garbage
>doesn't want to be overpowered by a cute vampire half his size

>>34493948
would but not uk

>>34493948
You're only 17. Tempted to give this a try desu but you're probably in London so it would be pointless.

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>>34494361
younger teehee i'm a small child and i want a friend

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>>34479120
here I go

OREGANO YOU PIECE OF SHIT ROBOT

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>>34494414
That's even worse, why not get friends your own age?

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Let's all go to the lobby... Let's all go to the lobby

>>34490699
Your awesome!

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i have friends my own age they're just distant and don't like denouncing muslims my dude : 33333

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>>34479120
please shower me with (You)s

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here i go
p-pls reply

>>34495016
where about in UK are you?

>>34495076
east midlands

oregano

>>34495016
u sound cute why u gotta be in a different country

>>34495093
thats vague, any major city area?

>>34495104
closest city is derby, but i live in a kinda rural area

>>34495016
Contact?
if my own chart isn't a giant red flag :) >>34490699

>>34495016
Would take a plane for/10

>>34495016
about 3 hours away from me, fancy going for a pint sometime?

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> my chart is above maximum file size
It's not like anybody would want to date a trap living in the middle of nowhere anyway

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Well I actually tried this time how's this.

>>34495160
define middle of nowhere and are you good with ldr

>>34495160
id date a trap that had the brain power to change their format to jpg and then resize their image if still necessary

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>>34495177
> pic related
>>34495178
im not that trap, sorry, anon

>>34495206
yeah that's about as middle of nowhere as it fucking gets. so how do you feel about LDR

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>>34495220
I don't know, anon. Every time in LDR I just felt alone. Unless there's a 100% chance that you will come for a visit during the holidays. And even then idk

>>34480581
good taste in music and games, someone i'd want to hang out with
>>34480635
>>34481389
>>34490699
>>34493042
>>34495016
fags leave this place
>>34480749
love your self portrait. looks gorgeous
>>34480918
mde my nigga, pretty cool guy besides that
>>34481090
wrong version, sorry guy
>>34481160
literally incomprehensible
>>34481285
not as high as mine, also post more interests, people won't respond if they don't know what they're getting into
>>34481490
find it hard to believe you're 6'7. also why are you here?
>>34481712
porco rosso is godtier, all the rest of your taste is shittier though
>>34481783
fucking amazing taste, will you be my bro?
>>34482147
what folk metal bands do you like?
>>34482252
pretty good. what are your favorite albums?
>>34482781
brazilians are usually pretty funny, i like you
>>34483251
you seem like a wise wizard. i highly respect you
>>34483878
added on steam, seems really cool
>>34484835
you already posted yours in this thread, stop begging for attention.
>>34486062
slightly giggled
>>34486137
what's your steam? i'll play games with you
>>34486320
good looking, would date if i was a girl
>>34486505
you wasted a lot of time on this cancer, i applaud you
>>34486514
nigger get out
>>34486747
true robot
>>34488302
normie, also learn to follow color schemes
>>34489095
cute but too old
>>34490181
cool guy, i'd hang out with
>>34490219
waifu material
>>34490273
i think you're actually on my steam friends. reply with steam link.
>>34490760
pathetic
>>34491221
i'll be your friend
>>34491643
too straightedge. dropped.
>>34491997
looking good lad, keep at it
>>34492197
perfect hmu >>34494661
>>34492425
normie also tldr. i bet you send girls paragraphs in texts.

>>34495250
That's a shame, I know I couldn't visit or I'd offer the chance of a potential LDR if we liked each other.

>>34495279
cont
>>34492465
ar du norsk eller svensk? i need a penpal to learn norwegian or swedish better.
>>34493263
heres a (You)
>>34493948
b&
>>34494417
another (You)
>>34495168
want a steam buddy? what's your steam?

>>34479657
Teach me chess senpai

>>34495279
>He doesn't belong to the bisexual masterrace.

>>34495016
oh wait... I missed it... I'm neet ;( >>34495139