experience with whorehouses

any experiences at all?

Saw somethibg like this in Harold and kumar

That sounds way to cheap. Where are you from?

>>34479055
>>34479055
where you at, OP? Rome here, I don't know any whorehouses here, just dirty gypsies on the street who will blow you for 30 euros

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>>34479055
>tfw american
>no whorehouses outside of Nevada
>over 1000 miles away from Nevada

>>34479576
>>34479600

Spain

yeah, I've been in Rome.

not many hookers there

>just ring the bell
ok
>an older lady greets you and bring you to a room with a comfy chair
do i have to make small talk with her? damn i suck at that.. i just want to fuck a girl.. if i knew how to make conversation i wouldn't need to go to a place like this
>About 20 hot women do a cat walk around you
[anxiety intensifies]
>you pick your favorite
but won't the other ones feel insulted?
>she leads you to a bedroom
>50 euros for fuck, 20 more for anal
anal is gross.

>>34479686
>do i have to make small talk with her?
not at all, you can be silent
>but won't the other ones feel insulted?
each one will say their name, just tell the older lady the name of the one want and she will come out
>anal is gross.
then don't pay 20 more

>>34479686
all legitimate fears that PROVE beyond question that it is time to GIVE UP on women, all men give up on women, for good, the good of mindkind is giving up on women and turning gay voluntarily, universal man on man love

How does the act itself play out? You don't kiss her, right? Do you just tell her what position(s) you want and just do it? It just seems weird without any kissing and foreplay.

>>34479055
I am planning on visiting one tomorrow. I wanna do this scene on one of the whores.
http://www.xvideos.com/video24610773/lisa_ann_gets_anal_fucked_by_the_masseur

Like I massage her ass, finger it a little then fuck her in the ass.

Source on pic op

>>34479055
I was at one on Mallorca, Spain. It looked like a small nightclub with a bunch of backrooms. You'd sit at the bar while she asks you to order an expensive drink and she chats you up until she propositions you and feels you up (literally). The women who need business the most will walk up to you first, and if you keep saying no, the prettiest ones will start approaching you (and more expensive). Some places will tempt you into into paying for threesomes, etc even as you're getting blown by one chick.

Places vary though. The one in Berlin I visited was Legal, but looked more like a small strip dance joint. I felt kind of bad here because the energy and life was one from all their eyes, making me suspect abusive conditions. The one in Spain seemed much more like a free working place where the ladies knew they were just trying to make a living, even though technically illegal on the island. I say do your best judge of character when you enter the place, and if you suspect the sex workers are forced against their will, just gulp down your drink and leave asap.

>>34479686
>others feel insulted?
nah brah. The prettier ones are more expensive. Go by your budget and tastes.

>>34479843
no kissing allowed, you take a shower together then she'll start off playing with your dick and then tell her want you want.

everything is with a condom

then when it's over back to the shower

>>34479843
I absolutely love kissing women, but I refrain from doing so when I'm with a prostitute. My advice is to not kiss one until you know you already have Herpes.

I've kissed/been with around 25 women in my life and still have yet to get any form of Herpes. Statistically, I'm really lucky. Though gotten the Clap twice, that's been annoying (surprisingly never from a prostitute).

Masseuse places usually only places that'll have you shower. Usual routine is she'll start by blowing you with/without the condom, to get you hard (good chance you'll have trouble and she'll expect that), and then you'll have some good ole missionary/doggy and it'll be over. She'll often ask for a small tip afterwards as you guys are getting dressed.

>>34480215
Man I really want to kiss, but I also don't want to get herpes. This sucks

>>34480298
Then pay the price and go for an Escort. 99% chance of them being certifiedly clean and having paperwork to show it.

>>34480540
But escorts are expensive man!

>>34479686
>won't the other ones feel insulted
Why would they give a shit what some fucking autist thinks of them?

>>34480557
That's what I'm saying man lol. Any other options and you're taking a risk. You're less likely to catch something from an Escort compared to even a girl you'll date. The vast majority of people get Herp from the person they're dating/one night stands. Only prostitutes worth kissing are Escorts if you don't want that.

>>34479055

Are you guys just like animals or something? I'd rather just talk to a girl than have sex with someone I've never met.

>>34480846
what the hell is there to talk about with females?

>>34480846
When you watch porn, or think of your hottest celebrity, can you really say you wouldn't want to immediately have sex with her if she offered?

>>34480860
Nothing at all. They are worthless and do not good for society.

>>34480846
I don't know man. Sometimes I just want to fuck a girl. I don't wanna talk to her or even fuck her for her pleasure. I just wanna fuck.

>>34480898
They provide us with the men who make society great.

>>34480928
that shouldn't be necessary in the modern day though. i dream of a future with synthetic eggs fertilized by real sperm in test tubes, men grown- the eradication of childbirth, the obsolescence of the female subhuman

>>34479055
pic sauce?

originallegambino

>>34480846

Roastie detected

Fucking cunt

>Cycled to the nearest brothel.
>Got there around 10:30am, half an hour after they opened.
>Matron said there were barely any girls working at the moment because they tended to sleep in and wouldn't be in until later.(very unprofessional!)
>Went with the only Asian girl they had, some MILF-looking petite girl.
>Had a shower (they make you have one beforehand) but they didn't have any shampoo so I couldn't wash my hair, only clean my skin.
>Asian told me I had a big dick.
>I told her that I know she said that to everyone.
>She told me it was true.
>Said "Yeah and I'm the king of China."
>I don't think China actually has kings.
>Sucked me off for about ten minutes then I fucked her for the next fifteen minutes until I came.
>Left the brothel and went cycling to the nearest beach and got some ice-cream.
The whole trip was around 40km.
The brothel was around 100 Dollarydoos for the half hour but it would have only been 150 if I went for the full hour.
The ice-cream at the beach was $7.50 but it was a double scoop and had sprinkles.
I wouldn't go back to that brothel again but I'd definitely go cycling to that beach again.

>>34481351
And I forgot to mention that Matron didn't believe I was twenty. I showed her my photo ID and she was surprised and said that I looked fifteen.
She had big tits and was friendly. I wouldn't fuck her though.

>>34481351
>then went cycling 25 miles.
lmao wtf

>>34481483
I'm talking about the whole day. To the brothel, to the beach and then back home. I went the longer way back home.

>>34480846
t.

cuckoid

Fembot here. Spent ages trying to get a hooker to fuck me in Amsterdam (most didn't bat an eyelid at me and would assume I was taking the piss) but sobered up before I found the girl I was looking for (anime as heck, big tits) and am too beta to try again.

>tfw no brothels in America
>tfw no girls looking for casual sex on Craigslist anymore
>tfw Backpage got v& so no escorts
>tfw no gf

>>34479055
lucky cunt if I lived that close to one I wouldnt worry about having a gf or not all I want is sex to be honest

>>34482800
Just go to the women seeking men section, plenty of escorts there

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To all of you saying there are no whorehouses in the US, you're not looking in the right places.

I'm in fucking Texas and there's asian massage parlors everywhere. I've been to several and had good experiences.

>>34480215
I kissed a lot with the two pros i went to while in switzerland no herpes. Though switzerland has a whole health check and licensing structure similar to the porn industry. Honestly the kissing was the best to feel that intimate companionship was better than the so so sex. Honestly i would have regretted it if i lost my virginity to a pro but didn't experience kissing.

>>34481351
>couldn't wash my hair, only clean my skin
>I don't think China actually has kings
>went cycling to the nearest beach and got some ice cream

You're a fucking legend

>>34483893
This. Nearly every asian massage place in America actually has happy endings for sale. Sometimes you just have to be a repeat friendly customer. This is actually constantly reported in your local newspapers too, as Cops tend to bust one every couple of years as a show of force. Ask any old people in the area, they generally know.

>>34482800
Just use Tinder and dating apps man. Yea you'll have to swipe through hundreds, and chat with a couple of dozen, but if you get good at flirting, one night stands and casual things are easy. Adult Friend Finder can be good when you learn how to use it too.