Anybody else know this feel? What's wrong with me?

SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU SWINE

>>34506324
its very simple cover the tip of your penis with duct tape and then pee.

After this your urethra will expand thus fixing the issue

>>34506324
This only happens to me when I don't roll back my foreskin or pull it too far back resulting in my pee hole closing and pissing in a different direction.

Stand closer to the toilet maybe? you don't need to be range praticing at every piss you take

>>34506324
stand closer to the toilet.

I have this issue after wanking.

>>34506324
Squat down over the toilet bowl with your willy dangling below. Leave no room for the piss to escape.

>>34506407
>>34506324
This op. It's usually a foreskin problem.

>>34506407
>>34506449
wow
uncut faggots are ignorant retards
this is not at all a foreskin problem, it happens to me and I'm cut

This is not a foreskin problem, what's happening is you don't clean your dick after you masturbate and the cum hardens inside of it and blocks the stream of your piss.

>>34506478
Wtf is wrong with your dick then, do you have a hole in it or something?

Widen your fucking dickhole

>>34506556
He is cut. Plenty of things that are wrong with his dick

>>34506509
>clean your dick

With a q-tip?

>>34506642
no you just squeeze the cum out pham

>>34506642
with a butter knife.

>>34506823
Could I dig it out like earwax if I wanted to though?

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>piss goes in 8 different directions
>can't fix the angle
>try to stop peeing
>flex benis
>end up peeing harder and faster

>>34506324
pull your skin back then roll it back out then pee, or get a pissbottle