ITT: Shit you just can't make up.
>be back in hs
>sophomore year
>a really fucking fat chick from last year is now ridiculously fucking fat, hard to believe she can walk on two feet
>going to lunchroom
>notice one of the doors (dual doors) is locked for whatever reason
>line behind door is stopped for some reason
>she is literally stuck in it, a normal-sized door
>janitor comes and opens other door so she can squeeze through
>waddles over to lunhctable and takes up 3 seats
>mfw
>>34550897
>Inb4 ITT: entirely made up shit
>>34550897
What dual doors does your school have that don't have a metal bar for the locks? I call bs
>>34550927
I'm not joking man, I live in Florida. This shithole is the fattest fucking state in an already fucking fat state.
When I was in grade school this kid that everyone picked on got his knee/leg stuck in between these metal bars on the playground jungle gym. They had to call the fire department to come and cut the bars to get the little dumbass out.
>>34550982
*>already fucking fat country
>>34550977
>pic related
>>34550977
My hs had them too, dual fire doors in the corridors
>>34550897
Donald Trump is the President of the United States of America.
Seriously, if someone had told you that four years ago what would you have thought?
>>34551071
>if someone had told you that four years ago what would you have thought?
At least it's not Hillary
>>34551071
Who's Donald Trump?