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>>34550397
First for cumming on Daisy Ridley's teeth

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give me a rate, lads. just had an argument with my mum, she is convinced that i am a 4 but i remember you lads gave me a 6 last time. i need to prove her wrong

putting on goodfellas to watch before bed.

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Post waifus lads. You know you want to.

>>34550461
oi lad, we're only allowed to force a couple memes at a time, you're going to have to wait until one of those memes dies first

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>tfw no exploding gf
Why live?

>>34550494
too late, lad. its already begun.

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>Tfw no Chad boyfriend

https://youtu.be/EnP6Ha2GjFs

>oneitis moaning about bf again
I'm not sure how many more times I can say the usual 'you deserve better, he's in the wrong, he shouldnt make you feel like this' shit. Just fucking leave him ffs.

>>34550594
>Being a beta orbitter

LMFAO, what a faggot you are anon

>>34550614
Yeah, shame I cant be an awesome cool dude like the rest of this board.

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>>34550469
here we go lad, 1 waifu as requested.

The black panther murderer is a god among men I see

>tfw stuck in East Devon

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>>34550469
alright lad

Everything is pissing me off. Nigger. Fuck it.

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>>34550469

>tfw combined washing machine/tumble dryer

This is amazing, lads

>>34550594
Walk away, You will never get anywhere and you telling her this shit just inflates her ego. If she has an inflated ego then even if she does leave him she will know for a fact that she can do better than you because you have been telling her how amazing she is constantly.

you need to leave, then when he fucks her over one too many times, you can hope to fucking god that she hasn't found another orbiter to stroke her ego she has fucking loads already, you are just one of many because she might have self esteem low enough to consider you

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Pocket car racing is comfy as hell, Yakuza games always have the comfiest mini games!

I will be starting work as a Newsreader on an ITV regional news program in April.

Most of it is scripted to the letter, but by god I'm going to try and find a way of slipping a Britfeel meme in there somewhere, on regional TV.

>>34550733
prove it, don't believe a robot has the charisma to be on telly for a living

>>34550733
t. lying cunt

Tell us the region ad your name then, since your name will be plastered all over the tv soon, it won't matter will it?

>>34550659

This channel has a program about a mass murderer on every single night. Is it possible for there to be a better channel?

>>34550469
You've got me there lad I do love it.

>>34550691
Wait for the electricity bill m8, driers are notoriously power hungry. at least that's how I convince myself that i don't want one anyway

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>>34550469
I do want to post her.
Think I might pass up on those meme pills, partly because they do the same as the OTC stuff I have, and I don't want to mess around with probably out of date prescriptions

>>34550761

ITV News West Country (>tfw stuck in West Devon)

My initials are A T

>>34550710
I'm sure you're right. But I've nothing else going on in my life. At least she's someone I can talk to everyday.

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>>34550469
Posting.
>>34550691
You lucky fucker. My washing machine can't handle any more than maybe 3 Hawaiian shirts at a time, and even then it's really janky, and takes a day or two to actually wash them. Then I just have to hang them on a radiator to dry

>just about to drift off to sleep
>dad knocks on my door to tell me he's off to bed too now
>WOW I DONT CARE YOU TWAT
>don't even feel remotely tired now, despite less than 2 minutes of non-sleep

Thanks, dad, I really hope you don't suffer some kind of embolism in your sleep or anything.

>>34550691
>having a tumble dryer nevermind a combined one
Look at mr fancy pants over here

>>34550822
So make something else. Why are you waiting to be spoken to?

just submitted a assignment at 8pm and stayed in the library to play league for 3 hours by my self. tfw no friends on the bright side i made it to gold v.

>>34550948
>only just getting gold in the disgusting cancerpit that is s7

LOL!!!!

>>34550937
Failed normie. Used to live a wild drug fuelled social life in my mid 20s but then crashed out a couple of years ago and pretty much checked out of life. I'm getting pretty old and havent the energy to make stuff happen.

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Ai Yo

Here's one for you.

How many of you lads do ironing?

Got mam pestering me about the state of my shirts, and tb-flippin-h they're looking a bit scruffy.

Might pester my nan for a hand-me-down she'll no doubt have in the pantry somewhere.

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>>34550469

i've got the best waifu in the thread bois

>>34550796
>Wait for the electricity bill m8, driers are notoriously power hungry. at least that's how I convince myself that i don't want one anyway

Bills are included in my rent m9

I've had a 2 kW electric heater on all evening and do not give one single fuck, might put the oven on later for a laugh

>>34550991
Same but I'm only 19. I'm literally permanently tired and I have no idea why.

>hardly any food in the house
>wanna go to Asda
>raining non-stop all week
>no car, no bus etc
>20 minute cycle ride
am I just going to have to go hungry?

>>34550991
hey there, pleased to meet you. it looks like we have some things in common.
>tfw struggling to find the words
>tfw memory loss
>tfw lack of energy
>tfw lack of motivation
>tfw anxiety
at least good times were had though, right?

>>34551143
How much mdma did you abuse in your time?

>>34550594
Try it the other way lad, tell her she and him deserve each other then go offline.

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>tfw Len bullies you because you said Cats is a bad musical
I'm going to get PUSHED, aren't I?

>>34551143
>at least good times were had though, right?
Over time, even remembering the good times becomes painful. Like leaving flowers on a grave.

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>tfw dont even have a oneitis

fucking normies, least you talk to women, i dont even talk to them online.

>>34550629
False dichotomy

You could stop being a pathetic beta faggot

>>34550765
No! There is no better channel
>switching to American dad in 30 tbqhwyl

>>34550494

In all fairness, I think this anon has overtaken supermarket sweep

Does anyone else make food ahead to jam in the freezer? I tend to cook, eat some on the day and then have something in reserve in case I need it/ can't be arsed. Cuts down on the temptation to get a takeaway as well.

>>34551210
>stop being a pathetic beta faggot
Please, tell me about your alpha life?

>>34550814
Ahh. East Devon will get to see. When do you start?
>anon just wants people to notice him

>>34551233
defrosted food always tastes gross to me apart from 2-3 dishes, so no

>>34551233
Aye, lasagna works great with this.

What else do you do?

>>34551186

Nick a sponge float from your local swimming pool and keep it under your top AT ALL TIMES. It's the only way to be sure.

>>34550522
Do you have money? just convert to Islam and they'll be begging to marry you. My cousin did this and he doesn't observe any aspect of the religion.

>>34551242

He's right. You're not just passively being a beta. You're actively choosing to let her walk all over you and use you as a confidence boost.

>>34551242
False Dichotomy

Again

Go read up what it is so you can stop yourself being a fool

>>34551255

April, did you see my Dream from the last thread, where Panorama did a documentary on you?

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>>34550469
playing vidya with friends and having a nice night desu lads.
>>34551186
i am always nice to len, he is great, we likes me and would never harm me.

cant wait to dress my m8 as Jun

>>34551261
I have some bolognese in there at the moment. Did a weeb curry today, but decided to just put it in the fridge and eat it two days running. I'm a pretty decent cook. I like to take photos if they turn out ok (not for instagram of any of that shite, just for me) but I don't have the hang of the photography angle really. Framing or whatever else.

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>tfw no natsoc bf

>>34551282
>let her walk all over
You're acting like she's got me running errands. Saying a few nice things is hardly being someone's bitch.
>>34551296
>he said fatly, sucking doritos dust off his fingers, smug in the knowledge he'd convinced someone they were more of a loser than he was.

>>34551334
A true natsoc wouldn't be a degenerate queer

I've no idea where you degenerates got the idea that pol tolerates your hedonistic lifestyles

>>34551349

You're so delusional, i actually feel sorry for you. It's okay, you'll wake up eventually.

>>34551349
>now resorted to other fallacies

I can see why you're a pathetic beta orbiter bitch now. Carry on masturbating whilst she's fucking her BF and laughing at you.

>>34551359
>reddit spacing

original posterino

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>>34550469
plz r8 be kind.

>>34551282
The day I stopped being an emotional tampon for girls I liked was the best day of my life. I mean if a girl(or anyone for that matter) asks me for advice then sure they can have some advice but I'm not there to tell them how special they are, if someone can't see that they are in a shitty situation then they have bigger fish to fry

>>34551391
What the fuck you on about AIDs boy?

>>34551317
>cant wait to dress my m8 as Jun

What did he mean by this

are you fugging len?

>>34551399
Overwatch/10

>>34551419
You don't need to start a new paragraph after every sentence you reddit cunt.

Is the general consensus that you should never be nice to girls ever?

>>34551481
there is a difference between being nice and kissing someones ass

>>34551309
Top kek lad. I did. Was hilarious desu
If there is ever a segment on East Devon you must say. "East Devon. That's a place I'd like to be"

>>34551466
You don't need to be such a queermo degenerate, but here we are

>>34551157
mandy wasn't my poison. i took SSRIs for years and they affect the serotonin transmitters in your noggin so i avoided it and hit everything else hard. for me it was research chemicals because they were cheap and got sent straight to you in the post.
>>34551195
always a come down. meditation helps heal wounds

>>34551481

No, you should just be yourself, and I mean that sincerely.

When a man beta orbits, he is not beeing himself, he is beeing how he would bee with male company.

Beta faggots change their behaviour, and this repels women.

>>34551495
Can you give examples? If a girl is complaining to anon about her bf, whats the 'nice' reaction?

>>34551512
Right, do you remember which research chems?

>>34550659
me mam knew him, when she was young she used to go play in the forest with him or something like that.
guess she could have been a victim.

>>34551506
Ernst Rohm did alright till he got purged, I'll be fine for now.

>>34551501
>>34551309

A new meme should be hypothetical panorama episodes where various britfeel regulars are the subject

>>34551535

Offer her solutions to her problems instead of reassuring her ego by complimenting her. Anon fails to realize that his opinion or praise for that matter is worth nothing when he gives it out freely.

>>34551317
How long before you randomly ghost out on this one then?

>>34551530
But people change behaviour all the time depending who they're with. I'm different around my grandad, my brother, my male best friend, my female best friend etc.

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>>34551481

Here is a post I saved

>>34551541
mephedrone (mcat), methoxetamine (MXE) and some psychedelics (AMT, 2c-e, etc)
probing questions, anon, i feel probed. what's up with you??

>>34551588
If you were psychotic you would not have the insight to worry about being sane or not. When you say different things talking to you, what kind of lines is it along? Is it almost a daring/destructive inner voice telling you to jump off a bridge on impulse?

>>34551625

Not that guy but great choice of MXE. A friend introduced me to it and ever since, it's the best thing ive ever took.

>>34551535
Really you don't want to end up in the position where you are talking to a girl about their BF. >>34551581 this guy has it sussed out.

Girls normally talk to other girls about their guy problems so if you are talking about that stuff with a girl you are probably already 'zoned

>>34551625
>mephedrone
That was my shit for years. Dealt it too.

Are debts transferable upon the creditors death?

>>34551625
I just wondered if you'd taken anything that was obviously neurotoxic and I could offer advice from there. Have you ever tried 5-HTP (strictly in conjunction with green tea extract or you'll damage your heart)?

>>34551607
I remember seeing this post, it is the best worst post I have ever seen, I get wound up just skimming over it again

>>34550801
are you talking of the pills that woman offered you when you say the meme pills
if you're going to take pills off others at least do it with proper sleeping pills not something that may make you drowsy

>>34551650
Only if they're a loan shark

>>34551667

The only reason I saved it was because he used my OC as an image

>>34551696
Yeah, that was my line of thinking. No use taking epilepsy pills when I don't have fits.

>>34550691
>>34550913
>>34550923
no washing machine or dryer at mine
mummy still does my washing for me

>>34551709
I would honestly consider taking money from a loanshark right now. Because they aren't proper lenders who are registered with the FCA you aren't even legally obligated to pay them back at all

>>34551734
Get some non-meme pills like benzos or something

>>34551317
>>34551585
Best anime battle of 2017

I mean, you kind of expect flakiness from an anime fagging attention whore, so it's hard to sympathise

>>34551399
>plz r8 be kind.

I will rate in a purely none bias and objective manner.

The juxtaposition of the slutty and the innocent is jarring and nonsensical. The giant exposed breasts paired with the infantile mouthing of an object and general nervous manner she is expressing don't go well together.

>>34551768
It's a practice known as "finning" in the criminal world. When business is bad for loan sharks, they will borrow large sums of money from a rival and refuse to pay them back - often using false credentials.

>>34551637
isn't it just? the government banned it pretty quickly when it surfaced on the street but for those few bittersweet months i had it... woah
>eating up bombs of MXE and wandering the wastelands with bros thinking we're indiana fucking jones
>>34551644
us too, when it was still legal. did you mean some sweet dollar?
>>34551666
not to my knowledge but both you and i know there could be anything in white powders. most of them were purchased from the internet and i expect them to be pure from a laboratory. but the essence of research chemicals is
>not enough information about long term effects
i don't know if that alone suggests they can be neurotoxic. what do you know about RCs?

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>>34550469
posting waifus

Maybe I should set up some kind of daki harem once I move out this summer

>>34551851

Disgusting weeaboo freak.

>>34551821
I didn't know it had a proper name. I don't know that I would borrow a large sum of money off of a loanshark but I would only do it if I knew they weren't genuine so I could grass them up immediately

>>34551875
It's fine I get off on degradation

>>34551824

I remember me and my friend used to just order random research chemicals. The thing is, it's the wrong line of drugs if you're worried about your health i guess.

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>tfw waifu posters are facing more hostility with each passing day

>>34551824
MXE is crazy hard to get hold of nowadays anyway sadly.

It means we just don't know about neurotoxicity, but dopamine releasing agents are more likely to be neurotoxic than a reuptake inhibitor. I know a considerable amount about RCs.

>>34551894
RCs aren't a line of drugs, it just means they're chemicals which have very little usage history in humans.

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>>34551926
If we cared what people thought then we wouldn't post my friend. Here is who I am currently masturbating to. I can send you a video of me cumming to her if you want?

>>34551585
i'm just shitposting lad :(

>>34551932

Well yeah i know but why would you order them if you're worried about health issues. I meant more a path of drugs.

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>>34551926
We grow stronger with every passing day.

>>34551734
well just hold on a few week then ring the docs back
i said before i can get sleepers, just no way to get them to you. would love to help you experience some 12 hour or longer sleeps desu

>>34551932
cool, i know some of these words. have you tried methoxphenidine?
did you learn chemistry from first hand experience, the internet and drugs?
>i am the guinea pig

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I'm not one to insult other peoples waifus but there's some bad ones in this thread. Here's mine.

>last thread had too much of the same 3-D girl posted
>This thread already infested with 2-D shit
The state of us, lads. That state of us.

>>34551768
>Because they aren't proper lenders who are registered with the FCA you aren't even legally obligated to pay them back at all
Technically correct, if you're not a huge fan of your kneecaps.

>>34552037
Nah, never tried any dissociatives. I might try get ketamine soon, so I can take a super low dose for absolute emergency depression relief if it comes to it.

I learned exclusively from the internet and from an interest in drugs, I haven't done chemistry in real life since I was 15.

>>34552027
It's the though that counts, I suppose. I guess I just have to take Nytol for the time being.
if it persists and I go to the doctors it'll be long-term, which means I'll probably get therapy over anything else.

>>34551967
go for it

>implying you will do anything

>>34552121
Ketamine is my least favourite drug of all time when taken alone. However, I used to do a big line with a 3:1 ratio of methadrone to ket and it was fucking amazing.

God bless the Queen

>>34552190
I don't think I'd trust myself or enjoy a more recreational dose of dissociatives, plus I'm usually seriously depersonalised in my day to day life anyway, so I don't really want that to leak into my drug experiences.

I've heard ket and md is a really common mix up my ends though, sounds like a similar concept.

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SOMETHINGS JUST ABOUT TO BREAK

>>34552124
well i hope whatever you end up doing helps
you on the nytol again tonight lad?

Cut my hand making a sandwich lads, hasn't stopped bleeding for a good 45 minutes and I'm contemplating going to the hospital. Don't want to bleed out during my sleep

>>34552291

Just bleed out lad. It's a peaceful way to die.

>>34552279
Yes, but I'm debating on whether I should take it before or after watching Seinfeld

>>34552291
if it's a deep cut it will need stitches. go to the hospital

>>34552291
Sounds like you took a lethal dose of knife lad,

see you on the other side

>>34552298
if it was me i'd take it before. can always watch seinfeld again.

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>>34550469
Reporting for duty!

>>34550691
You lucky fucker. I still do my washing at me dads of a week and dry it around the flat due to no washing machine. Wouldn't like to see your electricity bill though.

why are people so selfish towards people but expect others to be selfless with them? its fucking annoying. there are certain ratty people in my friends group that do stuff with out inviting anyone else.

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>>34550469
Posting, nearly fell asleep and dropped my laptop off the sofa

>>34552121
special K is the bee's knees. i refer to it like it was my first love. it is great depression relief in small doses and even better in high doses for short term separation from ego. it makes me feel like a child again.
it's not a party drug though and i have no idea how or why people take it at the club
do you experiment alone or with others? what do you know about psychedelics??

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>>34551926
but yet there's still posts every thread.
who cares what others think

>>34552488
What do you mean? Going to gigs on their own or what?

>attractive, young female starts working at my place
>we get along well
>look her up on facebook
>single mother
Fuck sake lads.

>>34552547
So?

It takes a real MAN to step to the plate that a BOY left behind

Ibiza weekender advert is so fucking infuriating
>I know you got a boyfriend but I always think about ya

You deserve to fucking die you CUNT

>>34552562
What kind of man goes around eating other peoples leftovers

>>34552562
I'll go somewhere that doesn't serve food half-eaten.

>>34552527
stuff like private skype calls, going to events like gigs, playing games together with out asking anyone. they are the type of people who do certain things together, will never make any group suggests, and barely do anything with the group except rare shit like gonig the pictures or the odd sit off. its just kinda annoying sometimes because they make no effort as friends.

>>34552547

Kinda related, but I only found out at the weekend that the girl who plays Rosie in Corrie has a Marilyn Monroe tattoo and is a coalburner with a kid.

Some surreal shit.

>>34552582
You ever watched it?

It is literally everything that is wrong with young people

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>>34550397

There is a Drama on BBC 2 right now about 10 Rillington place

That almost became a meme here

>>34552501
>it makes me feel like a child again
Yeah that's acid for me.

I think low dose ket is what people do for slightly lowered inhibition and the paradoxical stimulation that they get from low dose NMDA antagonism.

I usually do lysergamides alone as they make me super self conscious and uncomfortable, plus I constantly fiddle with my dick on them just because it's nice to be able to actually feel sexual pleasure (unlike my day to day life sadly).

I can take empathogens around other people though, I love MDMA and 2C-B as a more social thing. 2C-B almost got me a fuck once, but the girl's boyfriend was also at the party.

Psychedelics are my speciality interest!

>>34552547
This happened to me and a girl on my course, we went on a date and when I got home that night I looked her up on Facebook and turned out she had a kid. It was awkward after that because I told her I don't want to see her anymore, but never explained why

>>34552615
Maybe they don't consider you as much of a friend as the others?

happy February lads

>>34552685
You should have. I had a girl on okc do this to me once, she didn't give any hints she had a kid until our second date.
I told her that I couldn't date a mother because that wasn't what I was looking for, she said she understood but looked completely devastated. She just kind of stayed seated while I left.

>>34552688
its not just me they exclude, they exclude most of the group.

>>34552724
See lad I couldn't do it, it'd probably fuck up her dating life so much knowing no one wants her because she has a kid. Shit, I feel bad just abandoning her for it but fuck raising someone elses kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LijWEu-PN0U

If I gurned that hard I would be so scared I was having a stroke.

>>34552624
Bolton slags

Not even once

>>34552770
That's horrifying, past a certain amount of MDMA you won't even remember the experience...

>>34552808
Beware the sesh gremlin mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYaX2CQaFAQ

>>34552628
You can tell that just from the advert. Fuck normies I swear

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>>34550397

>tfw I have an active sex life and am happier than most of the people in this thread

>>34552659
oh boy, we should do lunch
care to drop me an email on this handy, disposable email address? [email protected]

>>34552942
i wank a lot as well mate, but wouldn't class it as an active sex life

>>34552709
shortest month is nicest month.

>>34552866
I'm almost glad mdma is so bad for you, it's fucking sad to watch these people that are probably still teenagers getting in such a state. It's not even necessary to dose so high.

>>34552970
Whereabouts in England are you from?

>>34552709
We're already 1/12th through 2017

>>34552992
monthlet

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>>34552999
shit.

I am fucking 30 in less than two weeks,

>>34552998
NW but i like to travel. yourself?

>>34553048
Yorkshire so not that far. I'll email you soon.

>>34553044

Do you live in Birmingham, or that area?

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>>34552999
>life is slipping away faster than I realise

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>>34553044
Time goes fast when your haing fu-
..Oh

>>34553068
Nah, used to though. Well Walsall

I am in lincs now. Why do you ask lad?

>>34553044
Hope you don't have a breakdown like I did m8

Unless you're a shut-in NEET like me though, then you probably won't

prove me wrong boys, prove me wrong
https://youtu.be/OYfR1IfEdLA

>>34553092

I know someone who is 30 on February 10th, and I always assumed he was the robot type.

>>34553106
I really can't mate you win

>>34553105
I hope not either lad. Sorry you did. Semi shut in, semi neet. So we'll see which way I go.

>>34553111
Nah sorry matey, hope he has a good birthday though. Tell him I said hello.

>>34553044
Welcome to the club

>>34553105
Sorry about your breakdown lad. I'm a shut-in NEET as well but I don't think I've reached the breakdown stage yet. I just have bad depressive episodes around once a week.

not happy lads
having a housemate is messing with the bedtime routine. now it's just splif n bed. no bedtime fap for me. 2 days and i've had enough.
but halving the bills is good so it's a price worth paying.plus plenty of wanks to be had throughout the day so it's not that bad really

>>34553435
Why can't you fap in your room

original comment what the fuck

>>34553435
living alone was heaven after living with flatmates
just had a cheeky one on the lounge sofa without a care in the world

>Filled the car up this evening
>There's usually an old lady who is very kind and always gives a smile serving
>Instead now there's a bitchy woman who is too interested in her magazine and acts like having to serve someone is an inconvenience

Cunting woman

https://youtu.be/x1usIwke5xg

>>34553484
this may be the greatest song i have ever heard, thanks for sharing.

>>34553586
unfortunately anon you're probably on a gchq watchlist now but it really is good.

>>34553632
What is it? Didn't watch. Why the list I mean?

I ran out of cigarettes. So I have taken to rolling tea. I just want smoke to pass through the mint filter lads.

It's not mad. The Romans used to smoke catnip you know

>>34553484
I wonder what J.K Rowlings response to this would be?

>>34553632
>gchq watchlist

mate, im already probably on one. i went to an occupy movement a while ago in my city and everyone that went got labeled as terrorist suspects. government probably realised i am just an autist so they dont care

>>34553673
I was joking give it a listen.

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>>34553678
You can smoke catnip?

>>34553699
>lolol virgins

>>34553699
amusing she is a liberal (i know fuck all about her personal life), she will probably ignore it with the assumption that its conspiracy theory nonsense. probably with the above tbf, is that academics tend to ignore it due to being liberal themselves, therefore you cant make an actual good argument that is based on fact.

>playing tropico 4
>5 tsunamis and 3 hurricanes in 20 minutes
Give me a break, please.

>dreamt about a girl I haven't spoke to in about 6 months
>haven't stopped thinking about her all day

Shit sucks lads

>>34553731
>>34553731
The Romans used to get high off it so yes. Wonder if you can buy it and sell it for more as a substitute.

Also I would advise against smoking tea. Tasted fucking grim lads. I'll have money for a few cigs tomorrow

What's the purpose of finger prints

>>34553863
Well shit I might mix it in with some tobacco then and give it a try

https://youtu.be/Om_UejuYnFA

>>34553851

im still dreaming about someone i havent spoken to for just over 5 years now, the ride never ends lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDfLETGv28g

Laugh with me, buddy
Jest with me, buddy
Won't let the thread get to page ten, buddy

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I cried for an hour, lads

>>34555073
Happy or sad tears, anon?

>>34555073
I've been there before fucking horrid isn't it

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I finally have my shotgun certificate

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>>34555073
Have a hug lad, what's bothering you?

>>34555161
oh shit, len lad gonna go on a rampage

>>34555173
No, I just want to go to shooting ranges for a hobby and meet new people.
I used to be into archery as a kid but archery as an adult is pretty autistic.

>>34555173
I rate this post - R for Rude!

This is for britfeel all hail

>>34555214
>archery as an adult is pretty autistic.
So you're going to not do one of your hobbies because you worry about looking autistic?

>>34555551
Valiant effort, let us take time to appreciate how close this anon came to sextuplets for britfeel.

>>34555613
Archery isn't my hobby anymore and hasn't been in a long time. I just want a new one.

>>34555624
It was not good enough anon ;_;

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>job interview in 7 hours
>60 minute interview for a minimum wage job with a 2 hour commute each day
i'm going to come home, cry and sleep for 14 hours

>>34555688
Life is hell yet we feel compelled to stay alive.
If only we had the courage to kill ourselves the elites wouldn't benefit from our labor.

>>34555685
Ahh, that's fair enough then anon. Hope you have a good time.

Night /britfeel/. Haven't even wanked all day I've been so out of it. Fucking hate dissociation.

>>34555713
i think the real reason why they banned handguns in this country was because they knew dumb NEETs would just get drunk and shoot themselves during a depressive spell

>>34555687
Don't say that! Kek can't grant everyone's wish, you got pretty close so that's a good sign.

>>34555737
You can still get handguns.

Although they have to be revolvers and fitted with an extension and an extended barrel to make it impossible to conceal in public.

>>34555688
Why would you even do it, lad? Do you have mouths to feed other than your own? If not then you may as well just stay in bed. Fuck the sound of that commute and all that bullshit.

I'm enjoying making money from amazon flex, lads.

Iots of juicy evening shifts where the roads are completely empty.

>>34555869
parents are forcing me to take my job hunting seriously, since i'm coming up for 2 years a NEET

i probably won't get the job, but i still have to try

>>34555214
Archery is cool. It used to be a very important skill and still could be again when western society depletes all its resources with its uncontrolled greed.

>>34555941
Shooting shotguns is way cooler though.

>>34555931
I feel genuinely sorry for you, lad. I'm not sure whether to wish you good luck with the interview or not...

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>>34555989
wish me a quick and painless death when i'm not expecting it

>>34555954
Not going to argue with that! But ammunition might be hard to come by in an apocalyptic scenerio. It sounds so ridiculous and unlikely that we would ever face a situation like that, but I think it's legitimately on the cards a lot sooner than people think if we keep going the way we're going.

>>34556015
Granted, lad. Can you not just tell your parents you don't want to do that job and look elsewhere instead?

Well. I have probation tomorrow (Thursday) and I can't wait.
don't ask why. Read the thread

Time for sleepy bye bye

>>34556163
Well then... You can ask why.
Read the last thread

>>34556072
Time to stockpile ammo.

Good luck shooting me with a little bow and arrow when I have a 12 gauge shotgun, KID.

>>34556112
my parents ain't taking that shit anymore unfortunately

my mum's a bit of a soft touch, but i think i wore her patience thin

>>34556250
Glad I'm old enough not to be dictated to by my parents. I'm NEET and don't give a flying fuck what they say or think.

>>34556310
It doesn't matter how old you are. If you still live with your parents they will treat you like a child.

>>34556227
"Little?" A shotgun is useless at range. A good bow on the other hand is stealthy and can hit targets at a distance.

>>34556341
I don't live with my parents I'm in my 30s.

>>34556310
i live with my parents, so i gotta play by their rules, otherwise i'm getting kicked out

i'm too socially inept to survive on my own, so as bad as wageslaving is, at least it's not homelessness

>>34556367
>A shotgun is useless at range
The concept of shotguns being useless at long range is inherent to video games as a way of balancing them for gameplay. There's a reason clay pigeon shooting is done with shotguns.

>>34556367
Yeah, if you're an expert hunter with perfect aim. Which you're not.

After you've missed 5 shots, I'd already be running towards you with my 12 gauge ready to blow your brains out.

>>34556399
If you're capable enough to wageslave you're capable enough to live on your own. It's not hard. You don't even need to be social to live by yourself.

>>34556367
>"Little?" A shotgun is useless at range.
This isn't true at all, it's just a video game meme.

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spent the day making bad jontron edits.

>>34556554
autism is a hell of a drug desu

>>34556517
Well it largely depends on the shotgun, the barrel length and the ammunition used. At a long distance the spread of the buckshot is so large it's unlikely you'll hit anyone.

>>34556458
>nuh-uh I hit you
>no you didn't I dodged it
>I did too, I used homing bullets
children please

>>34556763
>implying you have literally any chance fighting a shotgun against bow and arrow

The British pulled a dirty trick during the African campaign in WWII. At every well and oasis they could find they hung a sign that said "Danger! Poison!" In English and German.
It was only when the Germans complained that poisoning wells was a warcrime that the British pointed out that yes, poisoning wells was a crime, but merely hanging signs was not. The water was perfectly drinkable.

>>34556919
>implying I have any investment in your slapfight whatsoever
I don't give a toss whether a bow would beat a shotgun, but you two sound like six year olds

>>34557024

fighting against the nazis was the dirtiest trick they pulled

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Bravo Yakuza, Bravo

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>>34557353
outstanding desu

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I just want to say that there was some normie fag posting furry porn all over my gmod servers. Being a janitor never sucked so hard. Speak Of janitors, (now a normie janitor), one of my friends girlfriends sucked off a janitor. Fucking thot. My friend got cucked

>>34557495
>normie
>posting furry porn
furries and normies are mutually exclusive

What's your favourite film britfeel?

>>34558435
The Matrix

It's dated now and has its faults, but it's one of the greatest "none of this shit is real" films of all time. That's what I like.

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What about red panda bears, lads? They're great. Look at the tails on 'em. I wonder if they would attack us if we got within range?

>>34558633
They might bite but they're really lazy and slow

>>34557353
Which Yakuza is this, I've played them bar 5 and 0 but this vaguely reminds of Yakuza 1 but the graphics are too good

Who has to get up and wageslave today? Call in and tell them to fuck off, you quit.

Shit lads I'm fucking spooked

>playing Overwatch all comfy like
>here 3 knocks on my door
>expect it to be my parents or something wondering why I'm playing Overwatch at 5am again
>open the door everybody walk the dinosaur
>nothing there
>all lights are off and everybody still in bed
>pretty spoopy but probably some logical explanation
>google three knocks on door because the autism in me googles things out of boredom when they happen
>three knocks of death

Apparently death is supposed to come to me or someone I know but I call bullshit, if I die, you were the only friends I had

>>34558976
Stop making up stories, you silly anon.

>>34559048
Lad I wish I was

>>34559103
>wishes the sweet embrace of death wasn't imminent
>posts ghost stories on /britfeel/

Normies out reeeeeeeee

>>34559176
Nah I wish it wasn't real so I wouldn't be too spooked to sleep

What would securityanon do if his building was attacked by 15,000 penguins?

>>34558964
>Who has to get up and wageslave today? Call in and tell them to fuck off, you quit.

Good idea.

>>34559229
You're such a silly lad. It's probably just a lesser demon.

>>34559383
securityanon here

I'd throw a load of pebbles outside and make my getaway while they're distracted with stealing from each other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlbxRBfGAr0

>>34559510
Ah sweet I could probably handle a lesser demon in a fight

>>34559529
Morning, securitylad. I had to laugh at that video. Penguins are fucking nuts. But what if it wasn't nesting season? Would you try to fight them?

>>34559609
morning mate, how are you

in all honesty if I ever found myself in the situation where my building was under siege by 15,000 penguins I'd probably just let myself get overwhelmed by the swarm

it'd be worth it just to unironically have the words "died nobly standing his ground against the penguin horde" written on my gravestone

15,000 penguins is a lot of penguins, I don't know if any one man could truly take that many without succumbing

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>>34559743
>morning mate, how are you

Just NEETing it up, chainsmoking and writing absurd shitposts for no other reason than I don't have anything better to do with my time. You?

Wouldn't being overwhelmed and killed by tens of thousands of ridiculous birds whilst on duty be one of the most glorious deaths?

What utter nonsense are you lunatics on about now?

>>34560148
Sorry. My fault. I'm just a bored weirdo.

Debating going to the corner shop for some beef space raiders

>>34560099
tired and regretting the life choices that led me to this point, but also being glad that they also led me away from the worse situations they'd previously led me to before this, standing on a cold wet train platform wondering what it'd be like to be flocked to death by thousands upon thousands of knee high birds dressed like nuns

so you know

the usual

>>34560267
treat yourself

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>>34560267
what kind of utter pleb eats space raiders.

Just eat Monster Munch like a regular human.

>>34560331
Where can I cop a big bag of monster munch lad

>>34560347
literally any retailer lad.

s-sorry for being rude

It's just that I always associate space raiders with the chavs who used to live near my area and left empty packets all over the place.

Whenever I see space invaders my mind conjures up images of urban decay

Give me a shopping list lads

I definitely want some mount dew
What else?

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>>34560458
Some of these based cunts

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>>34560458
hot cross buns and butter

>tfw hungry

How many (You)s does a GF cost? I think I've saved up a few hundred by now.

>skin is completely clear apart from two big red spots on my cheeks

what did i do to deserve this?

>>34560278
No matter what you've done in the past or whatever regrets you may have, you're a good lad, securityanon. Even in your posts that always shines through. At least you have that.

>>34560655
prices vary lad
8/10 or above normally go for a 3k(you)
for a few hundred (you) you're only looking at a 3/10.

>>34560999
Well shit lad, I guess I'll save up for a 5/10, time to channel my inner convict.

Too much mustard came out on my sandwich and now it's ruined but I can't be bothered to go back downstairs to make another one so I'm forcing myself to eat it

>>34560992
you brought a smile to a weary old cunt's face

you take care of yourself lad, I'm off to bed so I can do it all over again in eight hours

>>34561057
Too much mustard never ruins a sandwich, lad. One can never have too much mustard.

>>34560999
Side note
Personalities cost extra
(You)s from other boards are not an accepted currency
(You)s from other threads, excluding other /britfeel/ threads, are not an accepted currency.

All (You)s must have been collected this month. If a (You) was collected in January it will not be accepted in February.

>>34561068
I'm glad. You deserve that. Sleep well, securityanon.

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Morning lads.

What's everyone having for brekky?

I had a baguette with bacon and egg. Was pretty great, but the baguette fell apart due to what I can only assume is shoddy French craftsmanship.

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>>34550796
>took me 9 hours to realise I forgot a pic

baka

>>34561154
Cornflakes. Living the wage slave life doesn't give you time for this.

>>34560388
>Monster munch
>Space Raiders
>Space invaders

What are you going on about lad?

>>34561154

>bacon

The Sharia Police will be at your door to arrest you momentarily.

>>34561221
Sorry about that lad. Hope you enjoy your cornflakes at least.
>>34561230
None-Brit detected. Fuck off amerifat.
>>34561241
>TFW you live in an area with pretty much only white people
It's a good feel, no muzzies coming after me to nick my bacon.

>>34561241
>tfw unironically enjoy halal turkey bacon

Maybe I'll be safe on the day of the rope lads

>>34561255
Nah mate. You see, the original anon was talking about monster much then this guy responded going on about space raiders then called them space invaders later on. Its all over the place and I've just had a toffee crisp for breakfast.

>>34561297
I don't think I've ever eaten a packet of space raiders in my life. I got the name mixed up.

>>34561297
Yeah but the anon before him (presumably the same guy) was going to buy space raiders, but the anon before *him* said Space Raiders are shit.

As for Space Invaders, I suppose he meant that Space Invaders remind him of Space Raiders which in turn remind him of chavs.

That was the most confusing section of text I've ever written, and I've written some weird shit.

Fuck sake lads I can't wake up, I just keep laying here and drifting in and out of sleep. I've got to be at work training at 10. Help meeeee

IF YOU hold a sea trout up to your ear, you can hear the sound of the aquarium employee telling you to put it back.

>>34561318
Missing out. They are top tier crisps

>>34561325
I'll drop it then. This getting out of hand

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>2 hours of sleep
>have to leave house in 30 mins for a job interview
i just want to lay in bed and be warm

>>34561154
morning lad
brekky's gonna have to be got later. am a busy boy today
not too busy for the morning wake and bake though

I'm sick of wearing the same outfit everyday so I'm actually going clothes shopping for the first time in months. idk what I'm going to buy though.

>>34561449
You're the lad I spoke to last night whose parents are forcing him to wagecuck hundreds of miles away, right? I advise you to tell them you're not going and go back to bed.

>>34561449
Is it a shit job as well or?

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>>34561567
i have no spine, sorry anon

>>34561698
it's just a minimum wage admin job

>>34558633
>Stupid and lazy
>Spends all of it's adult life alone

Truly my spirit animal.

>>34561727
Admin's better than retail or warehouse work but for minimum wage you're gonna lose a fair chunk just on transport. If you're set on this job then move closer to it ASAP lad.

>>34561727
>i have no spine, sorry anon

Nobody does, until they demonstrate that they do. Today's your day.

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wish id thought of this first

Lost my virginity last night, don't feel any different, very disappointed desu I expected more

>>34561973
It's sex, what did you expect?

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MID-WEEK MOVIE REMINDER.

Where is movie lad.

>>34562010
No idea lad, just thought I'd feel normal or feelings of sadness would go away but nothings changed. Not sure what I expected

>>34561973
>>34562048
It's not some miracle cure, but you will feel slightly better overall because at least you don't have that hanging over your head anymore.

Did you at least crack a smile after he jizzed in your arse?

>>34562048

did you do the foreplay correct? was she wet? did she have a cute penis?

>>34562060
>Did you at least crack a smile after he jizzed in your arse?

Unfortunately not lad
>>34562083
The sex was great, admittedly I've had better orgasms from fapping, she seemed very experienced which surprised me because I've known her for years and she's usually very quiet.

Anyways, don't want to dwell on this too much and normie up the thread

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Is there anything worse than having no internet?

Mine's been cutting out from 10 at night to 9:30 in the morning and intermittently throughout the day. It's driving me insane, this is worse than actual addiction.

At least you can wean yourself off Cocaine or weed, when I have no internet the compulsions don't get any less intense. I went for months during my teenage years with no internet at all and every single day drove me a little bit more insane.

I'd seriously trek 100 miles for a stable internet connection.

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I can't stop eating these. they're really fucking addictive.

>>34561973
Congratulations. At least you've tried it now. But it's so empty, isn't it? It's fun for a while, but then you say to yourself "is this all there is to life?"

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>>34562174
I had completely forgotten about these

>>34562143
>she seemed very experienced which surprised me because I've known her for years and she's usually very quiet.

Tell me more lad, I'm interested in this.

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I've been handed Gabapentine and I don't know what to do with it. A fifty-something year old called me a pussy because I don't want to take it.

>>34562166
I have a portable hard drive full of movies, tv shows and porn for emergancy loses of internet.

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adventure time today lads but got to admit i'm proper nervous
travelling down south on the train. 3 fucking changes to fuck up. not really looking forward to it desu, but looking forward to getting to where i'm going so that's getting me through it,just

>>34562302
so. if you don't want to take it don't take it. tell the cunt to shut the fuck up

>>34562283
Not much to say lad, she's never had a boyfriend from my knowledge and rarely goes out so unless she's a slag without my knowledge, shit surprised me but it's possible. I know she's into erotic novels and has toys and shit so maybe she just learned everything from porn and books idk

>>34562322
I had this but I got black out drunk once and no longer know where it is

>>34562302
Why were you handed epilepsy meds?

>>34562358
You going to keep shagging her lad?

>>34562397
No idea, I've got no motivation to, if sex is just going to be this shallow what's the point. Maybe I need to feel affection to enjoy it or something

>>34562431
You need to feel affection to want to keep shagging the same person over and over again, definitely.

>>34562358
Tbh lad the shy girls get around a lot

Was on the way to ikea for a nice breakfast with mum.

Now I'm sitting in a tesco car park because she shit herself in the car on the drive there.

I had hoped that old people shitting themselves was a meme.

>>34562478
Being old seems shite

>>34562478
Kay isn't that old, Lee.

Got wagecuckery at 11. Didn't get paid yet since the end of December. Poor as shit as a consequence. Don't fancy it today lads.

>>34562478
>Now I'm sitting in a tesco car park because she shit herself in the car on the drive there.

That is absolutely fantastic, lad. Thank you very much for sharing.