/britfeel/

First for wanting to be pushed into a canal

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>>34565403
Born to Kill episode about the moors murderers tonight on Really

>tfw stuck in East Devon
Probation tomorrow though woo le excite

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>tfw you'll never race mix with an asian qt
Why live?

>>34565403

Shall /britfeel/ collectively write to Brady in prison?

>>34565454

What is probation for lad, I know you mentioned but I forgot

>>34565483
He is one of the last of the British greats. He is almost dead. I doubt he can read anymore.

I wonder how people feel when they drive over Saddleworth moor

>>34565518

>ywn be able to send Shipposts to Harold in prison

>>34565504
I was a bad boy and illegally accessed a few hot girls emails and posted the nudes to a forum and then posted a link to said forum on facebook (on a hacked account) tagging the girls and their friends and family. Top kek

>>34565403

I'm not gamble anon, but you may remember as another gambler that made a New Year's resolution to stop.

As I said I failed and broke it, but thought that I should now at least recorded my profits and losses for the year. I was at 32 down this morning but went in the bookies and made 14 profit (-18 total). I bought a lottery ticket to round it up to (-20)

>>34565403


deleted the other thread. What is this feel

>>34565544

Fucking kek! You did us proud anon, roastie whores need to be reminded that actions have consequences.

>>34565544
How'd you get caught though?

>>34565569
The feel of defeat

>>34565569

Good job anon, sorry but without some sort of serial killer in the image, it was never going to take off.

>>34565557
I should probably start tracking mine but I dont really bet large enough amounts to make it a problem.

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hello, lads. im eating some curry from iceland, and i have a packet of space raiders for afters. what films do you recommend downloading?

i need to relax. my dad eat the rest of my wine gums last night with out asking me and he ruined my ratio on call of duty. i had a bad argument with him. he said he is going to turn the internet off if i kick off again.

>>34565622

Me neither really, but if I add it up, it might be alrger than I expect

almost forgot about the (you) embargo.

GSTQ.

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Absolutely howling laughing at that impoverished pleb and his Tesco bread

>Mummy! Mummy! I have the best bread in the world! Tesco bread! Bread doesn't get any better than this!

So funny. What an ignorant pleb.

>have to pick options for next year
>maths
>networks
>language
What do I do if I hate all three of them?

>>34565721
>What do I do if I hate all three of them?
The one you hate the least

>>34565721
Are you literally a fucking child?

>>34565706

Is Tesco bread going to become a meme?

>>34565742
we must resist all forced memes

>>34565603
At first I was posting outside so my IP couldn't be traced. But then I got complacent and posted from home as well as work. Ayy

>>34565742
>>34565752
I'm not trying to make it into a meme. I just can't stop laughing about it. Every time I eat bread it makes me laugh.

>>34565403

Lads, lets catalog the history of /Britfeel/ memes, Past, Present and Emerging

>Past
/deenz/
Days since contacting oneitits
Scratchcard Saturday
/Stratfeel/

>Present
Shipman
Kay's cooking
East Devon
Nightwalking

>Emerging
Trainfus
Supermarket Sweep
Tesco bread
Len 'The Pusher'

>>34565753
Did you lose your job lad?

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>>34565783
Trainfus mentioned lads, post em

also the omnipresent threat of poleaboo, waifus and prison gayness

Considering getting a pet lads
But something low maintenance like a hamster

>>34565783
mummy may

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>http://www.orientalexpress.co.uk/images/OE%20Stretford%20Menu%20062011.pdf

Feel like having some sweet and sour pork and either large spareribs or szechuan crispy pork.

Though I don't know if I should have mixed meat fried rice and regular noodles or special chow mein and some egg fried rice instead.

Fuck why is life so complicated? also why the fuck do these chinese places not serve steamed buns/pandan buns/black bean desserts like any other fucking chinese bakery or supermarket?

obviously I just intend to eat 1/4th of each dish and eat the rest tomorrow.

>>34565842

>Leaning over bridge
>Train approaches
>Driver waves at me

What a feel

>>34565818
Yes but it wasn't in relation to that
Wasn't in relation to anything. They just had to make some cuts

>>34565873
hamsters are pain in the ass, little bastards

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>>34565881
>hes actually just waving his hands in a stop motion to stop you jumping off the bridge infront of his train

>>34565890
>hamsters are pain in the ass
only if you put them in your anus

>>34565544
A lad did that with some girls from my area, only found out after the fact though. Gutted. And the local lewds site isn't there any more.

>>34565742
Tesco bread butthurt is just a tool for (you) farming.

>>34565882
Good, glad you didn't get fired over some roasties.

What was the fallout like when you posted the nudes on facebook?

Were they people who had wronged you in some way or just random whores?

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>>34565842
>tfw no qt nihonjin trainfu
Why live?

>>34565896
george micheal lives

i think we do need a new meme lad, something clever, something catchy, something raspy.

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>>34565842
trainfu is resting

Lads let's have a britfeel singing competition.

I'll start

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10xQJaLvKTh

>mate phones me up, asks if i want to drive up to edinburgh with him tomorrow
>ask what for
>says he doesnt know, but a guy we both know has news and wants to tell us in person

what am i in for lads

>>34565873

Hamsters have a low entertainment factor, I would go for a parrot and teach it to say "disregard the constabulary" or something similar.

>>34565959
He gave you AIDs

>>34565949
do you have down syndrome?

>>34565510
Keep us updated, Iad

>>34565899
Where was this too lad? Maybe I can direct you to the site (if it is back up yet)
>>34565905
I was disappointed with the lack off butthurt. They were random whores I didn't know

>>34565893

Have you ever been to Poole? They have this very weird level crossing right in the town centre on the high street itself. It's like there is a small gap between buildings and all of a sudden a train emerges

>>34565961
rents have 2 cockatiels, only managed to teach them their names and to wolf whistle.
in hindsight I would have taught them to say
"to me" "to you"

>>34565959
If a mate of mine asked me to drive to another city to get news in person I'd tell him to just fucking tell me.

How important could it possibly be?

I'd just say "Look, if you're dying, just tell me and I'll drive up - but anything less than that just tell me on the phone."

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>>34565927
top tier trainfu, a4 class is so aesthetic

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Best pleb bread coming through

>>34565893
>>34565984

What the fuck is this?

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@50.716357,-1.9832828,161a,20y,28.52h,45.04t/data=!3m1!1e3

>can't even eat a whole burger without throwing up

how do I get a bigger appetite?

>>34565995
What's even the point of driving up if they're dying? What can you possibly say or do that isn't just sitting around being awkward

>>34566046
stop being a big jessie

>>34566049
So you can spend time with them when they are still around. I'd just do whatever I'd normally do with that mate.

>>34566046
Keep eating small things regularly

I sometimes get bouts of what I assume to be anorexia where I cannot eat properly for weeks at a time due to constantly feeling "full", so I have to fix it by regularly eating tiny, tiny portions.

Remember once it took me an entire hour to eat an apple.

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>>34566046
same but I dont eat burgers at all.

If I did though i'd separate the patty from the bread and eat it seperately with condiments spread between them, should be easier to eat that way

but then theres no point in getting a burger is there

>tfw you do such a big shit that your arse feels raw

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>>34565403

I have lured a tranny all the way from Yorkshire to Coventry, and when he arrives, I'll have turned my phone off

omg lads. just had a munch of that tesco bread. it might actually be the best bread i have had. its not just a meme.

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>see interesting documentary/video/article
>"can't be bothered reading/watching this just now, but i'll save it for later"
>keep tab open for days
>eventually have about loads of tabs open spread across both firefox and chrome (use both, don't ask why)
>too many tabs so end up cutting some of them
>end up watching/reading none of them
>spend all my time on the 4chan tabs

>>34566132
>the best bread i have had

If he had said that, then I wouldn't have laughed. I bet there are fucking millions of people where that's the best bread they've ever tried.

He said it was the best bread in the whole world, and he was so adamant about it.

That's what was so funny.

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>>34566120
>she travels all the way from yorkshire to someplace to meet a britfeeler
>could have saved her time and just met me in Yorkshire instead

>>34566120
I told you already Paul I don't consider myself a tranny, I consider myself an adult baby girl.

>>34566120
Our boi Coventry lad doesn't like prison gays so he would never meet a tranny from Yorkshire

>>34566155
>her

lol, don't enable trannies

>>34566170
>I consider myself an adult baby girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ZaVXHWKn0

You

>>34566150
we should make it the new meme. its funny.

>>34566170

Well, I hope you had a nice journey, you'll be having another nice one back this evening.

What the fuck made you trust some anon you met on britfeel?

>>34566196
that was a disturbing watch

>>34566175

Didn't wake up until after 12 and I can't eat for a few hours after I wake up lad. All I do straight after waking up is smoke, lounge about in bed and maybe make myself a coffee.

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>>34566198

You've got 45 seconds to get as much Tesco bread as possible

>>34566219

>being such a nicotine and caffeine cuck that you physically can't function for hours

lmao your body is fucked

>>34566253
I don't eat straight after waking up. Never have.

I smoke and lay about because I have nothing to do. I don't work or have to look for a job to keep the bennies people happy since I have a modest inheritance that keeps me. I just spend all my days relaxing. Going to eat my din dins and then do a bit of online shopping, considering getting some new books and camping stuff.

Have a good day mate. Hope you find your happiness. If you want to talk I will listen to your issues.

i can't wait for the day when /britfeel/ is literally just 100 lads only forcing their own meme all thread

>>34565978
This happened in the south east, site was anonib but don't fancy doing anything dodgy to find it again. It was a bit of fun, didn't even save anything. Just interesting to see people I know naked.

>>34566356

We really aren't far off that now.

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>>34565403

This is a video recording of Harold Shipman inserting his penis into Primrose's vagina

>>34566253

I stay inside all day every day on ESA bennies too because there's nothing to live for.

But all that nicotine and caffeine can't be good for your already low appetite.

>>34566414
Why does sex look so stupid?

>>34566414

How the fuck did Britfeel degrade to posts like this?

Applied for a job in the civil service lads, is it comfy? If I get an interview do I have to make up new answers for the competencies or can I just reuse the answers from my online application?

>>34566437

From a vessel of useless gene's it would.

>>34566436

>>34566352

Whoops quoted myself

>>34566477
gene's what?

>>34566437
Sorry >>34566477 was a bit mean, its all perspective is what I meant.

>>34566120
fuck lads i've got all the way down here and actually can't get in touch with him. i can't go back to yorkshire like this,i threw all my old clothes away.
we're meant to be starting afresh,just me and him being our true selves.
what do?

>>34566464
>Can I just reuse?

Yes. Actually you'd be stupid if you didn't because they were obviously good enough to get you the interview.

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>>34566028
What's so special lad? It exists in Paignton too and many other places I'm sure

>>34565975
well can't really say too much desu.
but so far so good. not had to break out the murder kit yet, so that's a bonus

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>>34566522

Holy shit please let this be real

>>34566522
Did you throw your man's clothes out of the window on the train?

>>34566530

It seems weird to have the railway so close and separated from the normal urban environment

>>34566548
I reckon 2 lads are meeting up, but someone else is chiming in with the tranny talk as a "meme"

>>34566558
just dumped them out of the door at chesterfield

>>34566522
>>34566588
post pics of yourself in girl mode

>>34566586
n-no
can't be true
i'm the tranny,

>>34566624

I've blocked you from everything else, phone is off.

Have fun on your way back, you gullible little fag.

WTF LADS NO WORD OF A LIE A WOMAN AT MY WORK TRAINING TOLD ME HER AUNT WAS A PATIENT OF SHIPMAN AND LEFT HIS SURGERY BECAUSE HE HAD DIRTY FINGERNAILS WHEN HE SAW HER AND SHE WAS A GERMAPHOBE.

I was pissing myself about it. I even said to her
atleast he didnt give her a lethal dose of morphine. She didnt react to that though....

>>34566624
No cum skins! You'll never take me alive! I'm a tranny! I'm a tranny!

>>34566637
you do realize that you can get done for assault? i study law and you have caused the other guy mental harm. not joking. i hope he goes to the police and you get made an example of.

>>34566637
We were supposed to start a life together....

What am I going to do now? I told my mum and dad to go and fuck themselves and kicked my mum in her cunt and they said "Don't ever come back!" as I was leaving.

>>34566670

I'm really not worried, if anything like that ever came to court I'd just claim we got messed up times/dates and I did try to meet him, just at the wrong platform/station/day

Stop shitting up the britfeel-lad meet with your shitty tranny LARPing

I'm genuinely interested in how their meeting is going

>>34566681

LMFAO

jokes on you, little effeminate fag,

>>34566701
Why? Guessing you're a tranny looking for a way out?

>>34566692
yeah but 4chan. he could just save this and show the police. england is extremely liberal so they are gonna take the other guys sign and say that you have done a hate crime.

>>34566716
infiltrator detected

>>34566710
But I kicked mum! I kicked her right up the cunt!

I kicked mum!

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>>34566613
o-ok
i'll nip to the ladies,seeing as though this cunt has let me down
there is a nice african looking fellow who keeps giving me the eye
he looks a bit rough and ready thiugh

>>34566712
Because this place is a cesspit and any sort of happiness that comes out of it would be nice to hear about

>>34566735
dont fuck some random person that doesent even know you're trans, its unfair, and they could get angry with you.

>>34565403
Wasn't that kebab place under new management some time ago? Also, how long will that Pepe last?

>>34566775
hah

you've reminded me of a takeaway leaflet that my dad liked to order from in the past
he referred to it as "under new management" because it had that written at the top of the leaflet

can't even remember the actual name of the takeaway though

There are plenty of single asians out there. Just head into Birmingham, London or Manchester.

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Those Amazon boxes can be put to good use

help me lads I'm a wreck
if I got out with 20 quid in my pocket i come home with 20 quids worth of sweets and snacks
and I eat them all in 10 minutes
i can't keep living like this

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Good afternon, /britfeel/!

How are you all doing today?
Hope you've had a great day so far and have a night that is just as great, if not more!

What's everybody done today?

Was a surprisingly nice day today, went out for a walk, did some running and played with my catto for a bit. Now settling down to play some more Yakuza 0!


Have a great time tonight snek anon!


>>34565783
I don't think the pusher has potential to be honest. I think we should pool our resources behind Trainfus and Supermarket Sweep.

t. Not Len

>>34566799
When is /britfeel/ going to get together and make a huge cardboard box fort?

>>34566701
it's fun though.
i don't think it's spoiling it.i'm here now and it's all good lad.
gonna leave tge thread now though. bit rude me posting on here.

>>34566821
>Now settling down to play some more Yakuza 0!

im thinking about getting yakuza 0 soon. is it worth the price tag? i have never played any yakuza games but they look really fun.

>>34566857
Have a nice time!

original

who here /losestime/

if it werent for the britfeel picture i'd lose track of the month desu

>>34566046
if i don't know this feel
a large part of this issue stemmed from anxiety issues i was dealing with at the time, eating comes to me much more naturally when i'm in a comfortable space
otherwise as others said, you should try eating smaller portions more frequently. your stomach may just be more suited to that style of eating

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ask my mum what that mentholated spirit is for and she says 'it's our wine for tonight' in a rather convincing sad tone.
i knew this was finally going to be the year

I had 2 grand saved up. lads but my family have taken it off me because my neanderthal brother is having a fight for money. We're also now involved in a feud with another two families so I now have to watch myself when I go out.

I hate being a fucking pikey.

>Every 2 or 3 weeks around 8 muslim men arrive in 2 cars and all go into the same house.
>They're in there anywhere from 10 minutes up to 4 or 5 hours
>No wives, no kids

Should I report this as suspicious to the terrorist hotline? Or is there a reason why a gang of muslim men would meet alone every few weeks in the same house?

>>34567029
Rape gang

Give an anonymous tip, but don't just say "muslim men" or they'll think it's just another racist person

>>34567029
Probably just playing poker

>>34567025
Report them for theft mate. Take the whole rotten lot down.

>when you make an effortpost knowing nobody will appreciate it even though any joy you had when you started out has been crushed and now you're thoroughly miserable and hate the topic but you've got to follow through anyway because you're too far gone now and have to finish what you started.
>and you probably won't even get a single reply now.

If only I put as much thought into killing myself as I did into wasting my time.

>>34567025
why would you let them take your money? dont be so pathetic

>>34567025
How did they take your own money?

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Any Derby lads know the Atwals? Apparently one of them iced someone.

>>34567019

Your mum's adding methylated spirit to wine? Does she want to die?

>>34567055
>>34567057
>>34567061
It's a family pride thing, if I didn't cough up I'd be disowned. They knew I was saving to start my own business and now this feud has started a fight has been arranged and I had to cough up (I get double back if he wins) Absolutely nothing I could do about it. I could have set Mr Cuddles on them, I guess, but then I'd be alone in the world

>>34567168

How did you end up here being a delinquent pikey scumbag? was it all paper money?

You should have kept it and been disowned. Has to be better than being associated with them.

>>34567056
Even worse when the thread 404's as soon as you hit Post.

Don't worry lad, plenty of people read your comments even if they don't replay with any (you)'s. There was a post a while ago about listening to a trout which made me giggle, I still appreciated the post even though I didn't reply to it.

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American here, I saw your cuck of a former PM speak yesterday

Finally got a call to sort out my bennies. I'll be starting a job in 26 days anyway.
When can I expect the monies? One anon said they got an initial payment.

And I am sure fucking entitled to that after being messed around by them long enough

>>34567168
>double back if he wins
You cannot honestly believe that m8, they're clearly taking advantage of how completely retarded you are
Start saving from scratch again and dont tell them you have this time

>>34567029
>no kids

yeah they're inside getting raped

>>34566893
I love the yakuza games so I'm a little bit biased but yeah, they're fun!
Always lots of stuff to do and the stories are great.

Yakuza 0 has the best gameplay in the series (so far released in the west) so it might be tough to work your way backwards, but the game is a prequel so you won't miss any story.

>>34567186
I got asked by a settled friend to do a AMA on /pol/ then eventually found myself here
I'm shy and introverted. I like to box but not going out and drinking then having a fight which makes me an oddity in my community.

Yes, all cash that I have saved from doing building work (and robbing old ladies) Seriously I couldn't say no otherwise I wouldn't be able to see my mum and little sisters again.

>>34567207
I'm a gypo, lad. Both sides put up cash and winner takes all. My brother is a well known bare knuckle fighter

>>34566637
It's not gay if the person sucking you off is wearing a dress. FACT.

>>34567267
You sure your not LARPing Snatch?

>>34567168
Who cares if gyppos disown you? Get the hell out of there while you can.

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>My brother is a well known bare knuckle fighter

>>34567267
your last name Ward?

>>34567352
gypo scum lad, they all are aren't they?

>>34567197

Call him a cuck all you want, but you gave him your money and your time, so he wins.

>>34567337
Don't know what larping is, lad. I've been here for a few weeks now, I don't often mention that I am a traveller because of the names I get called.

>>34567360
I'd rather not mention my last name but you've probably heard of us, after all, there's hundreds of us all over Ireland and England.

>>34567390
Ye I know you. Just messing with you cause it sounds so much like the film.

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Lads should I walk 8 mins to the chinese joint and order takeaway or just phone call?

If I do a phonecall they'll probably give me shit priority or try to fuck things up as opposed to me staying there for a bit.

>>34567446
tfw take away refuse to come to where you live. It's ok to be racist to pikeys apparently

ok im off. Take care, lads

Reminder that patricians whack off to erotic CYOAs rather than porn

>>34567446
phone call and then walk around so it's ready to pick up

>>34567465
of course it is, gypos are scum to a man

>>34567465

I actually delivered to a gypo site once, it wasn't as bad as I expected, but I was glad it was over.

>>34567253

kek can't imagine what its like being an introverted pikey cunt. Do you not feel bad about being a thief?

I'd have fucking disappeared and burned down the camp site with that 2 grand.

>>34567465
> It's ok to be racist to pikeys apparently

If you're a pikey, then you should know exactly why everyone hates your species and that the "racism" is 100% justified

Did warehouse work today. I couldn't remember all the computer stuff as well. It was too much to remember plus a fair bit of labour. Don't know if I'm cut out for life.

YOU FUCKING PUSSY REDCOATS

>>34567776
Well that's a bit rude, friendo

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>>34567776
>>34567848
Especially since Donald is our new daddy

>>34567446

I just go and order there so I have 10 minutes to stare at the qt Scotnese girl.

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Seen any normies crack recently lads?

>Be in class as usual
>Typical danny lad xDD type always comes in 30mins late stinking of stale cigarettes and weed
>Always bums a pen or paper off me and others despite it being 6months in

Well fast forward to today

>Come in off lunch
>Everyone is reading the text but a certain Danny the lad is still checking facebook
>Tutor tells him to stop and a class member throws a pen at him as he ignores the tutors prompts
>Guy stands up from the table and threatens everyone "that he's going to punch someones fucking head in"
>Turn around to see what is going on
>He throws a coffee that ruins some of my notes
>He proceeded to storm out the class and slam the door behind him
>Try to contain my shitfaced grin.jpg

thank god that faggot is finally gone

>>34567939
i remember you, i recommend a lethal dose for him

off to the night shift lads, getting that first cup of coffee down me

listening to a little bit of the cure, the head on the door is almost as good as disintegration desu

>deleted all porn off my phone and PC
>can now freely leave my phone around the house and don't have to lock PC

This is so liberating, it's the first time I've been porn free for 15 years.

Im having to stand up upstairs on the bus on the way home.

And it hasn't moved in like 20 minutes for some reason

>>34568026
Why didn't you n just put a password on your phone little buddy?

Either I've had a TV License bloke with a quota to fill or I've been pranked XD

>Never had a License since early 2015 because don't watch it anymore, only use it for DVD's and gaming
>Aerial is next to wall socket - cabletied the aerial and TV plug together for ease when I first moved in. Unplugged the aerial, haven't bothered to remove the cableties but keep it well out the way
>Most times when the License blokes visit they are OK with this
>One of them visited earlier
>Let him in to do his check
>Immediately goes to the back of the TV
>Switches it on and it tunes in to a channel
>Looks at me and asks how I can explain that
>Tell him plugged it in
>Go to the back of TV and take the cable out again
>Looks at my computer and laptop and asks to see my internet history, letting me know it's an offence to watch Iplayer without a License
>No fucking way because it's personal
>Looks at my DVD collection and tries to tell me that I need a license anyway seeing as some of my DVD's are shows that have been shown on TV and as such are recorded programs
>Leaves my flat telling me "we'll be in touch"

Most of the License blokes I've had round have been alright people, I mean they see the aerial not plugged in and they go on their way, but this guy was a right cunt.

>>34567352
britfeel? nah mate, completed it

>>34567937
I used to do that. There was a 9/10 Asian qt who used to take the orders and I would just go in and check her out, if she was bored we would talk about films and vidya sometimes. She went to visit family in China for like 6 months.

They have replaced her with a 17 year old ultra camp youth who acts like taking your order is a massive imposition and rolls his eyes if you say anything that is even slightly not pc. I just order for delivery now.

>>34568151

lmao what are you doing you madman you NEVER LET THEM IN. EVER.

They work for commission using scare tactics to force you into getting one.

>>34568151
What the over anon said, theyv got no right to look at any of your shit, if they come around again tell them to piss off

>>34568151
>knowingly breaks the law
>upset when he gets caught
Pay up lad.

just had a ghost shit lads. felt good.

I would normally be almost home by now but the bus has yet to leave the second stop.

Lads my cat is outsmarting me. It keeps scratching the backdoor mat to make me think it wants to go out. But when I stand up to let it out it runs towards the kitchen and I can't help but follow and feed it.

>>34568151
>>Let him in to do his check

That was your first mistake

I haven't had a licence for years (legally) and I never let them in.

Lads, what do we think of the existence of a sixth sense/telepathy?

I don't normally buy into that sort of thing but I swear to God, a coincidence I experienced today was too perfect to be true. This girl at uni I've been from uni messaged me to break it off, right when I was having a little rumination session about my ex and listening to "our song" (fake plastic trees). No joke, it was literally right in the middle of the song that she texted me. I'm spooked.

>>34567956
Maybe the shipdawg is looking down on me

the hero we need but don't quite deserve

>>34568151

Without a search warrant, they CANNOT enter your premises without your permission.

If they pull some bullshit like "your landlord gave permission" and you didn't recieve a letter stating such - with 24 hours notice, they didn't and it's still trespass to enter without permission.

Fucking hell lad. Can I come round from the fucking "Waifu Licencing" company to come look at your porn stash, and you'll just let me in?

yes, i'm once again triggered by people being cucked by the tv licencing cunts

>>34568463
It's called intuition and 95% of the time it's wrong. What you experience is confirmation bias, you only notice when it's right and remember those more.

>>34568508
nah lad i'm deffo psychic

gonna buy a lottery ticket

>>34568463
>what do we think of the existence of a sixth sense/telepathy?

i sometimes like to believe that life preordained. there are philosphers that believe that everything in life predetermined. i like to believe that there is a god or something more than we are aware.

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>>34565842
fucking luddites.

>>34568519
Do not. I tell you, DO NOT GET ON THIS QUAD TRAIN.

FOR DEVON IS SHIT
>tfw stuck in East Devon

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http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/anal-sex-in-toho-cosplay-Sakuya-Rumia-28187421

fapping to this isn't gay is it?

>>34567576
I'll never understand you Britcucks. You hate gypsylad and attacked Polish after Brexit but won't say a word about the Mudslimes raping your children on an INDUSTRIAL SCALE or the blacks that commit the majority of crime per capita in your cities.

Oh, yes..and you pay to watch this

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ [Embed]

>>34568556

quad train, well spotted anon

>>34568591
calm down it's just banter m8

>>34568566
>the top keeps going soft and having to jack it to get hard again

Literally prison gays. Even when dressed up he has trouble keeping hard

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>>34568566
yes you are gay

bumsex is also gross as hell

>>34568591
stale meme

>>34567197

He'll own most of the NHS in 5 years. if we don't stop him

Did he speak Trump's name?

>>34568566

Thats totally fucking gay lad
I feel utter regret fapping to that

I can't help but feel that blue collar work is beneath me. I'm overqualified for this. My time is worth more. I shouldn't have to do unskilled grunt work.

hello I am home from work

>>34568709
It's not the work I find myself being a snob about. I'm happy doing menial grunt work. It's the absolute fucking morons that the work attracts. Idiots talking about football, or celebrity women they'd fuck. Tedious people

>>34568709
>My time is worth more.

How is it? What can you do that generates money?

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>>34568566
penis + penis = gay

( penis + penis) * girl's clothing = straight

It checks out, this video isn't gay.

>>34568566

Book marked for when I'm not on a train.

>>34568755
I'm qualified to do specialised white collar work, which I won't specify out of paranoia. That's worth more than warehouse work.

>>34568591
probably bait but going to reply anyway

>You hate gypsylad and attacked Polish after Brexit but won't say a word about the Mudslimes raping your children

you do realize that that people have different political affiliation, morals, and beliefs? Britain is not one consciousness. the people who attack polish are in the minority, they are just stupid working class people, like you have stupid working class neo nazis, and stpud liberals smashing windows in protest against trump.

>won't say a word about the Mudslimes raping your children on an INDUSTRIAL SCALE

source? not even saying you're wrong but the average person in Britain is obviously unaware of this if its true.

>the blacks that commit the majority of crime per capita in your cities.

source?

>>34568772
yo len lad, i was fapping to r34 of anime len the other day, pretty cozy

>>34568566
No I managed it and i'm straight. The top is very cute.

>>34568790
You can't be that qualified if you are working in a warehouse.

If you were actually able to generate money then companies would be desperate for you.

>>34568683
>Literally prison gays

never understood this. i thought prisoners are not aloud the internet in prison

>>34568849
Would you prefer the term nerd-gay? meme-gay?

It's all the same thing

Still undergoing my training at the call centre

Yesterday was rough, my class had 11 people and we were asked to split into pairs.
Guess who was left on their lonesome

Our teacher (cool woman with alt style in her 20s) first went out and found me a partner from the regular staff
Later in the day she herself became my partner
Bet she thought I was weird for not being able to make eye contact

The most painful thing is how friendly everyone else is
People smile
People obviously try to engage me but I have either no idea what to say or lack the confidence

The DnD guy keeps talking to me about pokemon but his power level is too low and I don't know how to talk about anything else

This other guy talked to me about anime but I wasn't up to date enough, don't know why I said that was one of my two interests
I also failed to describe Kaoji well for the millionth time despite imagining the conversation

>>34568883
dont know but prison gay makes no sense.

Holy fuck my crushing loneliness just hit me like a wrecking ball.

>>34568971
>Also, I was the only paki male at the call centre today

Congratulations?

Why even bother mentioning this?

>>34568966
People fuck guys in prison because they have no other option

How doesn't it make sense?

Why is there a trip-fag paki here? No one cares fuck off.

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Gotta put this in my ass lads, holy fuck it's massive in person. I just don't even.

>>34569023
Because idiots keep replying to it

>>34569004
You think pakis don't work in call centers?

Maybe if you were a CEO or something you could be proud of being a one in a million paki.

But in a call center you're just a standard paki. It's a paki job in my opinion.

@34569023

ignore it and it'll either go away or get re-banned for ban evasion

>>34569027
youve done shits better than that retard

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>>34568684
>bumsex is also gross as hell

what else are you supposed to do? the progression for cute boys dressed as girls is cuddling > fondling > frottage > oral > bumsex?

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>>34569077
wasn't meant to fedora post that one, was going to quote pakipoos "one in a million pakis" but changed my mind

>>34568795
UK children suffered sex abuse on 'industrial scale'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31691061

Pakis have been raping children in 59 towns across your country..yet you do NOTHING.

Sweden and Germany haven't got a THING on Britcuckistan

>>34568684
It isn't a meme, limeycuck. You are literally PAYING to watch blacks emasculate white men and fuck white women.

>>34569075
Just slid it up in there, was surprisingly easy, kinda felt good too, but I wouldn't admit that too anyone else.

>>34569027
>tfw bigger than my peepee

You say its massive in person, maybe grils will think that...

>>34569077
according to who?

oral, kissing, grinding and frotting/stroking are just fine

I don't like the idea of my benis going inside someones pooper

Damn it lads. Was watching the news about this autistic boy and his dog. The dog was allowed in the cinema when I said "our dog wouldn't be allowed in the cinema". To which my mum replied "why do you say that?" I called her out on judging me and not just agreeing. Why did she have to fucking knock me down lads.

That fucking does it. Everything I ever said, any opinions I ever have, she brings me down. Cunt

>Kate McCan set to appear on Britains got talent

wew, not done milking that then eh?

>>34568976
You got any hobbies, anon? Tell me about them.

>>34569031
This is a top of the range call centre
Pays above minimum wage
4 month probation

Regular pakis can't hack it here

>>34569159
fuck off, really? Wonder what her act'll be. Maybe how to hide a body?

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>>34565403

"He's a 24 year old man with a 74 year old man's hobby"
>Cuts to scene of the Orient Express racing down the line
"But he doesn't spend Sundays on station platforms, he spends them on an anonymous forum
>Cuts to a scene of a folder full of Train Jpegs
"This is the story of Trainfu anon"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on1GoCLk-4I

===============
"We're here in a field in Northamptonshire, it looks like any other country lane, but this used to be an frequently used train line, how does this make you feel"
>Quite sad really, the Beeching cuts were essentially the death of a nation, Britain will never be the same again
"You've been collecting pictures for quite a while, that's right isn't it?"
>Yeah, for about 6 weeks now, I have a folder full of them"
"Full of what pictures, exactly?"
>Trainfus
"Trainfus, can you tell us what these 'trainfus' are?"
>Well, they are my collection of favourite trains, I keep a folder full of them, and share them online
"Who do you share them with?"
>I post them on an anonymous forum on the internet
"So you're taking a traditional hobby online, this is a train enthusiast's forum is it?"
>Not exactly no, it's got nothing to do with trains at all
"So why post them there then?"
>I've got nowhere else to post them

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>>34569151
>I don't like the idea of my benis going inside someones pooper

what about someones benis going inside your pooper?

>>34568795
You've even got a Paki sex offender tripfag regular. Rapey Pakis are standard in Britcuck, soon it will be weird if you HAVEN'T been raped by an inbred Paki in your country. You couldn't make this shit up

>>34569183
She pulls her daughter out of a hat.

>>34569207
I despise pakis

>>34569164
Lifting, hanging around on the internet, watching tv, and dealing drugs occasionally.

>>34569197
Wonder if he ever looks back after he's cum, and thinks "What the fuck am I doing with my life?"

>>34569165
Let's see if you can hack it there. You've only been there for a few days. You think you'll get past the probation?

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>>34569197
>>34569151
Yes, yeees the plan is working

>>34569197
I tried a few lubed fingers in the shower and it seemed massively overrated, a small sensation once you reach the prostate but it felt worse than fapping just with x10 the effort/mess involved

>>34569231
It is

you have to do all this prep and cleaning, and then you have this feeling you're going to take a massive shit all of his dick/the bed during the ordeal

Not worth it at all

>>34569222
You swole? What kind of TV do you like? Favourite shows?

>>34569027
are you the lad with the bleeding bum per chance.
mate they're huge
iktf. bot that pleasant desu

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>>34569214
Fucking hell can you imagine if she did that. Like what the actual fuck would go on? Would she be arrested that instance or would she win the show out right there and then?

>>34569100
thanks for the soruce

got anymore?

>>34569207
any sources?

>>34566821
thanks lenlad,it's good so far. i've not been too annoying and only broke 1 thing. i am pretty clumsy so it was to be expected
enjoy your vidya,mate

I hate non scarf wearing female pakis
They're so fucking smug
They'd jump at the chance for white cock but Chad don't want them
They're destined to be breeding pigs for some paki

Hate the scarf wearing women with no spine who pretend to act like normal humans
>>34569225

Not sure I'll make it to the end of training
It's one month long and we start taking the phones for a week on Friday

>>34569351
>Not sure I'll make it to the end of training

So why are you so smug thinking that you're better than other pakis? I am sure a lot of them didn't make it to the end of training too.

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ANyone else here watch tim byrne?

He's so fucking strange, what even is he?

this asda butchers selection chickens a bit dry.

>>34569351
>non scarf wearing female pakis
the scarf wearing ones that wear make up tho,
theyre like don't look at me cos muh religion, but at the same time, please look at how pretty I am with make up.

>>34569335
I have plenty but not allowed to post them. Your country is absolutely fucked. Sweden and Germany are nowhere near being as fucked as you are..and they're planning on building on your green belt too.

Great news! You can import more third worlders to speed up your destruction. More mosques and more rape gangs. Enjoy

>>34569207
Someone post that video of the paki nonce getting battered in prison.

about 2 years ago i dated a paki women that got sexually abused by her uncle when she was a kid. not even joking. why do pakis do this so much?

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What happened to Maddie, lads? Her parents spent money people donated to help find her on a libel case and got BTFO

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>>34568516

My head shrink says I've gotten good at second guessing the outcome of situations over the years and I use it to manipulate people and it's that that triggers the psychosis.

>>34569437
>Your country is absolutely fucked.

also, germany is way worse. they have area that are entirely occupied by muzzies. they have taken the most in. stop baiting

also brexit though

>>34569461

They sold her

>>34569496
What do you think is wrong with tim then

>>34569482
>stop baiting
stop replying

tfw stuck in northampton and no one to fugg me

>>34569351
top trip monapoo

>>34569224
I know I do that every time after I masturbate by pushing my dildo in and out of my boipussy against the headboard.

>>34569461
Either dead or sold imo. Not that it matters either way. Unlikely we will ever know for sure.

They sure are milking this "fame" though aren't they? Money grabbing cunts.

>>34569402
whyhyhyhy does hehehehe sing like thihihihihis

>>34569482
t. hasn't been to Germany in his life

>>34569260
I'm probably swole by britfeel standards but I'm hardly Zyzz-mode or anything. At the moment I'm watching Twin Peaks. At the last episode but considering saving it for when I'm in the right mood.

>>34568516
you might be schizophrenic lad

t. just got diagnosed with schizophreniform

>>34565783

Banana Bread Beer
Machine operator anon who would never tell us what machine he operated
Smibbly Bibbly

>>34569555

Wonder how many millions have been wasted looking for the dead cunt.

didn't they recently (within the last year) throw a couple of hundred thousands for some detectives to go down there for a few weeks holiday?

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>>34568566
looks like great fun desu.
>>34566821
Had a nice day at university desu, small class of 4 with a nice Chinese kinda milf conveyor.
>>34569573
easy peel satsumas.

>>34569482
Does Germany have gangs of Pakistanis that systematically rape white children? Do their politicians cover up and try to silence victims like Labor did in Rotherham?

59 towns across your shitty little island that have been culturally enriched by rape gangs. Parents arrested for trying to rescue their children

>>34569461

Mr. Podesta and his brother snatched her and took her to sigmund Frauds sons house. Not even meming lads.

>made 4 tweets and 3 retweets today
>gained 1 follower
things are looking up

>>34565783
I would say 20 quid gloryhole but thats more of a fact than a meme

>>34569231
I agree, I do it maybe a few times a year but it's just not worth all the prep normally. Just now and then for special like.

>>34569461
Came back from the bar tipsy/drunk

She was awake and being a shit like 4 year olds often are

Mum, completely accidentally, picks her up to put her in bed and drops her

She dies

PANIC!!

They, drunk and terrified, driver her out somewhere and bury her

Call the police and claim she's missing

>>34569612
Probably. German media would probably never report it.

>>34569517
Just ignore, reality, old chap. If we don't talk about we can pretend it isn't happening. Now let's go and watch blacks fuck white girls while making a laughing stock out of white British males us in Goodfellas. pip pip

>>34569637
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>>34569637

I've got the chocolate rain guy to following me

>>34569612
mate, your fucking president was the reason Europe accepted all the refugees

>>34569662
You don't know anything about the German media.

Bild would definitely report it.

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>tfw someone says something so cruel to you that you have nothing to say and just sit in the corner for a few hours repeating what they said over and over in your head

>>34569563
The last episode is smashing, lad. It completely redeems the torrent of shit that came before it.

>>34569675
https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/8663/germany-migrants-rape

lol

>>34569659
Lad, a four year old wouldn't die from being dropped. Her parents killed her in cold blood

>>34569612
This is retarded. The term rapefugees is because of the amount of rapes in Germany.

https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/8663/germany-migrants-rape

>>34569732
The only way they murdered her intentionally was if she tried to escape while her dad was noncing her. And I don't peg them for paedos.

This was a drunken accident, covered up and milked for every penny

>>34569848
>>34569825
please fuck off. you're not funny.

>>34569732
They gave her a shot of something to put her to sleep and she died.

@34569862

stop replying. It's banned from /int/ so is doubling down here, ignore it

>>34569848
Subtle boasting that his people are taking your women. lol

Britcucks getting BTFO by a convicted Paki sex offender.

>tfw Pakis rapists are so standard that they are regulars in your feel thread

>>34569876
ok. i will do.

Just filter the trip and carry on like it doesn't exist.

Still getting over this chest infection I got last Thursday. It's bastard annoying.

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Article 50 vote announcement imminent

>>34569992

I had one too, but it's pretty much gone today, still lingering slightly though

someone tell me mum to make a cuppa

>>34570112
Poley will do it. He loves giving orders to white women.

I wish I was asexual. I crave female attention so much. I'm completely alone, I don't even have any friends. it's not like I have high standards.

>>34569992
just got a sinus infection coming on, it's fucking horrible

like a big bubble of pressure behind my left eye that pops with an explosion of pain every fifteen minutes or so

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>>34570151
>female attention

easy way to remedy that lad

>>34570186
That's a man. I like vaginas.

>>34570059
What do you mean? We already had the referendum.

>>34570213
Don't like manvag mate?
What are you, gay?

>>34570186
is this from the same two qt's from yesterday? post the sauce

>>34570159

Yeah everyones coming down with something recently, no matter where they live.

I'm pretty sure I got this chest infection from my mum. She's had a chronic cough for 3+ months that she blames on """silent reflux""" yet tells me "there's nothing they can do" when I tell her to go to the doctors. She never actually confirms that she's gone just "there's nothing that they can do"

>>34569542

I live on Abington Park Crescent, I'd meet up for a pint if you weren't such a fag

>>34570230
I'd rather fuck a tomboy then a trap

>>34570112
We're busy mate, give us 5 minutes.

>>34569542
Do you like Re:zero?

any north westies wanna come to art galleries with me

>>34570258
So you would fuck a trap?

>>34570258
Fuck a tomboy and THEN the trap?

Either learn English or don't be so greedy lad

>>34570312
I live in the north west. what galleries...

>>34570323
i like the tate liverpool and the walker gallery. also the one in manchester, think it's just called manchester gallery

>>34570316
ffs I always mess up then and than

>>34570285
it was ok

>>34570250
I don't drink anyway, sorry.

Why can't I stop fucking eating

Every fucking day

>5 cookies for 1 pound
>those 1 pound bag of Minstrels
>Doritio's Chilli Heatwave bags
>Chicago Town pizza

Why can't I just fucking stop, I'm not even fat but I just can't fucking stop, its like self harming why do I keep doing it?

>>34570312
I like art galleries but I live in kent

tfw no cultured friends

>>34570312
yes

tate liverpool is showing...
>yves klien
yes
>tracy emin
fuck no
>william blake
fuck yes

so when are we going anon?

>>34570366
i think i know who you are kek

>>34570367
because your body is craving nourishment and you keep feeding it garbage

eat something decent and it'll stay quiet for longer

>>34570386
hm, tell?

>MPs overwhelmingly back the bill to trigger Article 50, voting to send it to the next stage in the Parliamentary process

What the fuck is the 'next stage'? Just end it ffs.

>>34570382
>tracy emin
reminds me of terry pratchett ripping the shit out of her in Thud

>>34570341
maybe. idk about meeting up with a random person.

>>34570347
How does this happen so often to people? It's basic fucking English. I don't know if people are just meme-ing or what.

>>34570412
Committee is the next stage.
We're now on part 3 of 11.

>>34570382
william blakes art is top.
am volunteering on saturday and thursdays and sunday suck so any other day would be a-o-k

>>34570341
I like the Manchester as well. Leeds int bad either. Lowry can get fucked, mind.

Only got 2 episodes left of my anime. Feel a bit sad in anticipation of watching them; don't want to leave the characters behind.

>>34570437
>>34570341
im in liverpool lads. think i would find it too awkward meeting up with a random fella. i have met up with girls before but that was obviously because i wanted pussy.