Fucking failed the driving test again lads.

>>34567400
The written part or the driving part? I failed the written part, then passed it with the worst passable score, but I got a perfect driving score.

damn, sucks that your mom needs to remain in the car while you drive yourself off a bridge and kill yourself. Atleast she cant make another you.

>>34567400
Did they teach you how to J turn?

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>>34567400
Well tell us which part friend, maybe we can help also what country too.

I will offer advice dude, fit bro here gonna be helping my fellow dudes and dudettes!

I got your back!

>>34567424
>>34567501
Driving part. Theory was an arse, waiting a month to do it each time was awful. I have never got more than 10 minors but keep getting a serious for something. Stalling in the wrong place or whatever. Doesn't help that twice in a row I've had the senior instructors in the back seat making sure my testers are doing their job.

>>34567501
I don't live with my parents, I live in a shitty flat in the city but want and need a car.

>>34567501

Fucking savage holy shit +1

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>a driver's license
Is this guy even a robot?

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>>34567400

Having a car is just dead money. Use public transport.

You mentioned you live in a city, so you don't "need" a car at all

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>>34567539
Sounds like you are getting nervous, I know that feeling friend but you need to calm down and not worry about it as much as you do. I know thats hard to do but just try to think positive and calm.

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Who else /passfirsttime/ here?

I actually fucking hate driving, Im terrible at it and it just fuels my anxiety

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>When you have a license but you can't drive because you're too anxious.

How do they do it?

>>34567664
I did get nervous, but I think I'm just getting railed on dumb shit. When I fuck up once I usually spiral into a load of little mistakes. Shit like leaving the clutch down and coasting round corners and whatnot.

>>34567571
There's an indefinite job offer waiting for me which requires transport. I have a car and the insurance is only 900 a year. The job is great and the pay is great and I'd really prefer it to normal wageslaving or NEETdom.

>>34567551
>implying all /r9k/ users are friendless NEETfaggots
Some of us have pretty normal lives but are fucked for other reasons, anon.

>>34567400
I'd fail it too if everything was backwards and I had to drive on the left with the driver's seat in the right like what the fuck man.

>be b0ngistani
>have to switch gears with your left hand

fuck that shit

>>34568656
We drive with the driver next to the lines separating the lanes, lad. Makes turning easier.

>>34567424
Literally how is failing the written part even possible?

>>34567501
KEK

>>34567551
You can't even blame a lack of a driver's license on aspergers

>>34569520
>how is failing the written part possible

Surprisingly easy, some of the questions are so nonsensical and useless people often just don't know them. The hazard test is annoying as fuck, too.

>to get my theory test, I need to know the maximum speed limit of a vehicle I won't be allowed to drive for years while towing something I wouldn't be towing in a place I probably won't be

>>34568023

Passed first time, still don't have a car. Don't know when or if I'll ever get one.

>>34567400
>get anxious while driving
>driving test starts
>examinator starts screaming to me that im driving unsafe
>im literally shaking while behind the wheel
>examinator grabs the wheel and pulls me to the side
>tells me he'll drive back
>go home and cry

>>34569951
>tfw repressed the memory of my second test

It fucking hurts to think about, stopping in the middle of that fucking junction, the sound of the fucking horns, the sweat I put on the wheel...

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>>34567400
At leat you had courage to go there anon. I am 27 and I don't know how to drive and I never will.

>be me 19
>parents pay for a driving instructor (700 euros)
>first try ever
>I couldn't even use the gear shift (fuck you automatic murrican system)
>okay, easy anon, switch from 1-2
>spend 1 hour with this but I am always failing
>instructor has enough and starts to shout with me how stupid I am, and he is doing this job for 7 years but he never had such a stupid student
>start to cry
>he starts to shout more
>I open the door and I run home crying
>get home
>dad asks what the fuck happened
>I tell him
>he starts to shout with me to go the fuck back
>no
>lock myself in the room

I never returned, and I will never drive a car. it sucks because if I apply for a job they ask about my driving license.

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>passed G1 in 2012
>the deadline for losing my license is coming up in 2017
>still have to take G2 in the summer at the latest
>legitimately terrified of driving, especially on the highway

H-H-H-HELP...

>>34570092
hurry up dude you need to take G2 entry and G2 exit like 6 months apart

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>having to take the test in a standard
>driving a standard at all

God bless the United States.

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>>34568023
I bet you knock over bus stops, fag

>failed the first time because I was going 30mph on a road with cars parked on the side
Dude flipped the fuck out. Such an overreaction.
>STOP THE CAR STOP THE CAR STOP THE CAR
That's when I learned to go like 10 miles under the limit during the test

>>34567400
>again
try failing it for the 6th time

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>>34567400
>I open the door and I run home crying
>get home
>dad asks what the fuck happened
>I tell him
>he starts to shout with me to go the fuck back

>>34571176
For you buddy>>34570091

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>>34570226

>tfw can never travel to Europe because I might get in a situation where I would have to drive a car and I would get publicly humiliated and laughed at for being unable to drive manual

fuck this country

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>>34570226
>he cant use a manual

does your vagina get in the way of the gear stick?

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I don't have money for drive test, OP.

I just got mine a few weeks ago. I know it's hard and stressful but it's possible. Driving on your own is pretty fun except for idiots that keep tailgating me for following the speed limit.

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tfw you got a pity pass

>>34567400
get a bike fampai

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>be burger
>take driving test
>do three point turn and back up in a straight line
>go back to dmv
>get license
It's why I don't drive much. Anyone can drive here. I don't want to be in an accident.

i passed my theory first time, piss easy

my first practical was nearly flawless then i nearly killed us both on a roundabout

passed second time round through, havnt driven since

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>>34572300
>tfw this is how my body looks like
I will never see a pussy in real life