Manlet struggles

>>34565565
is nobody else as short as me? is there no hope? should I kill myself

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>>34566273

Yes

retrerretreertter

>>34565565
you're a turbomanlet son
>>34566289
eventually manlets will rise up and kill all the lanklets and turbomanlets

>>34566289
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE BASIC REQUIREMENTS??

6'2'' here, lmaoing @ your life

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>>34566484
maybe I should just go with a bang

>>34566608
I don't think you can reach the shelf where your dad keeps the gun anon

>>34566289
>Currently attending a four-year university, or already hold a bachelors or advanced degree
do they think this demonstrates genetic superiority?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4

Will they ever learn?

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>>34566622
I have my own gun and my dad keeps his revolver in the closet, plus he's only an inch taller than me

>>34566969
You probably can jump from a sidewalk and kill yourself

>>34566715
Holy shit that pepe is rare

>>34567043
I have my collection, Anon

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>>34567076
name the price of your collection

>>34567095
A cute bf

>>34565565
5'5 grill here
Please let me bully you

>>34567133
steam?

origidillo

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>>34566289

this >>34566683

In today's contemporary society universities and "intellectualism" are a breeding ground for weak minded, self-flagellating beta male liberal leftist whites who hate themselves and their ancestor's civilisation.

The larger demographic of real men in the 21st century are more wholesomely distributed in the trades, not airhead Marxist doctrine college horseshit to effeminate them and their future spawn so the Jews can shtupp them in the asshole

5'6 here, I love it.

>>34566289
So Einstein for example wouldn't have been allowed to donor sperm.

>>34567205
Neither Hitler :^)

>>34567170
True as fuck varg

>>34567032
That one doesn't even make sense

>>34565565
5'9 with a thin beta build.

Been working on packing on muscle since I've been a hungry skelly my whole life, but I always feel like I'm going to be disappointed once I reach my limit.

>>34567245
A sidewalk is like a tall building for a manlet, got it
kek

>>34567220
Or Edison, Picasso, Voltaire and Newton.

The height requirement is a bit retarded.

>>34567257
Just GOMAD mate you'll learn to eat

19 yrs old here. does anyone think I have any hope of growing like another inch?

>>34566289

>Currently attending a four-year university, or already hold a bachelors or advanced degree

Jokes on them, it's a liberal arts degree.

>>34567313

Probably, some people don't stop growing til they're 21.

How tall are you anyways?

>be borderline 5'6/5'7
>so 5'7 then
>consider 5'8 because there is no discernible difference unless you're autistic
>5'9 in shoes
>tell roasties I'm 5'10 since they cant into measurements
>never been called out on it
>have sex on a somewhat acceptable basis

who /devilish/ here?

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>>34565565
My 5'6 loser manlet friend gets the qtest girls while I'm 6'3 and forever alone

>>34567287
Have you personally gotten results from GOMAD? I have been wanting to try it for a bit but I am cursed with awful skin and am really skeptical of the milk giving me a shit ton of acne, but if the results are legit I'll give it a go.

>>34567367
>Be 5'7
>Have a naturally wide and strong back so I look even more small
I can't win

5'8 1/2", 20 years old. Coworker told me I have Peter-Willi syndrome. I'm the shortest person at my job, but there's also only guys, most of them get girls knocked up when the guy was 17 or something.

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>tfw 5'8 skelly at 20
>14 year old brother is already 6'2 and 200 lbs

Of course I get fucked over, but I guess I should be use to it by now.

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>>34567367

>I am 6'
>5'10" friend tells everyone that he is 6'
>Whenever he says that I say that I am only 5'10"
>Call him out on it every single time

What is it worse? To be bald but be 6'3'' or to have a lot of hair but be a manlet? (>6'0'')?

>>34566484
6'2" and still a virgin. Doesn't that make you want to kill yourself?

>>34567367
>be 5'7"
>don't give a fuck
>get more pussy than all the taller guys because charisma

This is devilish.

>>34567669
>implying and projecting :^)
I'm not a virgin. Not a Chad either but I can't complain.

>>34566289
>sexual partners are exclusively female
m-muh gay gene

>>34567691
I think that they're more scared of HIV than genes. Gay people can't donate blood too.

>>34567686
>yeah bro I get tonnes of pussy
>posts on /r9k/

Who are you trying to fool?

>>34567714
yeah i realized that right after i sent the reply
at least i laughed originally at the idea of religiously fundamental sperm donation

>>34567723
Where did it say this is a board for raging bitter virgin NEETs?

>>34567729
My dad does exactly that, in vitro fertilization and artificial insemination. They can clean spermatozoids from the virus, but better to be safe than sorry

>>34567687
How can you live with yourself knowing all the manlets you see are getting more pussy than you?

>>34565565
I'm 5'1

My life is hell. I have no escape from the prison that is my body. It's like being trapped in a child's skin. Should I end it lads?

>>34567759
That goes without saying
If you're not a virgin NEET you don't belong here.

>>34567778
I don't have to, because it's a fantasy for autistic manlets on /r9k/

>>34567788
There's daily uni threads. NEET isn't a necessity although it's pretty much how we'll all end up. Being a virgin is HIGHLY reccommended but there are some of us who have gotten lucky once or twice and have spent years since sexless. Being a robot is in the mind.

>>34567804
You having ever had sex is a fantasy.

>>34567819
That doesn't mean those faggots who make faggy Uni threads belong here. They are just people who are too autistic to fit in with normalfags and too normal to fit in with robots. A place exists for such people, and that place is called >>>/Reddit/

>>34567865
Sure, Bilbo :^)

>>34567885
You don't belong here. There is a place for people like you called wizchan.

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>>34565565
>Be 14 or so
>start rapidly growing and reach 6'0
>suddenly HYPOTHYROIDISM LOL time to stop growing fag
>now i'm 22 and still a 6'0 manlet

JUST

>>34567182
why?
original oregano hitler dick

>>34567930
Nah you can go suck my hairy NEET balls faggot, I'm here to stay.

You failed normies already took away multiple boards away from me, I'm not budging now.

>>34568007
5'6" is a great height for looking good and picking up chicks.

>>34567977
>be 6'
>complaining about being a manlet even tho that's not a manlet

kys

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I meet all of those requirements.

Pic related:
It's me in my prime. 6'2. 24-years-old. Fucked only white bitches. Hold a PhD in mechanical engineering. I'm in fantastic health. I am legally allowed to work anywhere.

How much does donating sperm pay? I'm a busy man. If it doesn't pay at least 500 per sample, I ain't interested. I don't even get out of bed for any less than 200.

>>34568133
Get with the times gramps. The new manlet status is 6'2 or below. 6'2 being the king of manlets.

>>34568201
lol you seem like a cool guy so long as you aren't this egotistical in real life

donating sperm doesn't pay anywhere near that

>>34568201
I'll believe your height and age but the rest is fantasy. You're a kissless virgin NEET. Some of the things you claimed just aren't possible or don't make sense.

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>tfw 5'11" but closer to 6' than actual hight
>tfw I've been called out on it a few (since awkward chubby fucks like myself aren't supposed to be a nice hight) times but it's been droped before anyone actually measured me

I just BARELY made it. I knew a 5'6" manlet in highschool who was pretty cool, besides his overwhelming anger issues.

>>34568231
>lol you seem like a cool guy
lol I am a cool guy. My sex pillow says I am, too.

>so long as you aren't this egotistical in real life
haha... what?

>donating sperm doesn't pay anywhere near that
No thanks then, buddy.

>>34568257
>You're a kissless virgin NEET.
Am I? Damn. I ploughed some fat chick last night. Guess that doesn't count, right?

>Some of the things you claimed just aren't possible or don't make sense.
I agree. It doesn't make sense. How can a man as amazing as myself even exist? I am an atheist through and through, but every time I look in the mirror and see my ripped body, and how tall I am, and realize how fucking brilliant I am in appearance, health, and intelligence, it just blows my fucking mind and I immediately get down on my knees and pray to all of the fairy tales. Allah is smiling down on me.

No but seriously, it's true. I'm buff as fuck. I'm 6'2. I'm 24. I have only fucked white women. I got my PhD last year and I'm now earning 120k. I have a healthy BMI, and healthy BF%. I am a British citizen, so I am allowed to work anywhere because the Queen has graced me with a passport.

>>34568333
You didn't "made it" at all m8, sorry for bursting your bubble. >>34568227

>>34566289
Wow in fact it's true. I thought it was a shitty bait, but it looks like the world is really becoming deepshit

>>34568338
>PhD at 23
>making 120k at 24

Kek. Also as a Brit you won't be allowed to even work in Europe in 2 years. Enjoy being stuck on your dying island, importing more and more pakis to turn you into a caliphate.

>>34568421
What you kekking at you fucking faggot?

Why won't I be allowed to work in Yuropoor? I ain't big on Brexit news, but a man as great as I can surely work anywhere. Who will resist me? I will get to border control, rip my shirt off, show everyone my Yakuza tats and then I will be granted free passage and an honorary back rub.

I am a god amongst men.

Also I live in a white neighborhood. No pakis round these parts.

Guys I'm 19 and 5'10, is there any chance I might still be able to grow a couple of inches? I started puberty really late. I also think I'm still developing because only recently have I started to get hair on my feet

>>34568536
I also started very lately, I have basically no hairs at all at 19 now. But I was 180 cm 2 years ago, and 188 now; I don't think I'll grow more than like 1-2 cm. Sorry.

>>34568570
that's a nice gain you had, you only think 1-2 cm? I heard that some people have gained like up to 3 inches while being 19 to 21. I guess I can only hope

>>34565565
Why are some people so butthurt about height. As long as you are not a dwarf it doesnt fucking matter

>>34568664
I had a huge grow spurt when I was 17 and I started swimming. I don't even want to grow more, I'm pretty satisfied with my height as it is. My father is 180 cm while my mother is quite short. My brother is like 180 cm at 16. I don't know what happened to our genes.
Oh, I'm also from northern Italy

>>34568715
You got lucky senpai, my posture is pretty bad too so maybe I can gain a bit by fixing it.

>>34568743
Probably, my posture is also quite bad because I have flat feet and I've been hunched over books for my whole childhood. That's why I started swimming in the first place

>>34568768
I might start swimming actually to try and fix it, I also get growning pains every so often even at this age. Do you still get them?

>>34568900
Growing pains? I sometimes have back pains, but I don't think it is related. I never had growth pains if I remember correctly.

>>34568932
I thought everyone got them when they are going through growth spurts, it's like a ache in your leg, mostly at night.

>>34568980
Uhm no then not at all

>>34568455
You need qualifications to work in Europe. Being a NEET is not a qualification.

>>34569128
I told you I got a PhD you dumb faggot.

>>34565565
Ok, two years left to build some muscle.
LET'S FUCKING GO.

>>34568231
>>34568257
your new is showing, lads

>tfw 6'0"
Barely made it, bros.

>>34567205
>>34567220
>>34567283

Idiots, the heights of those people weren't out of the ordinary in their respective times.

Being below 5'9 in 2017, however, is respective of a genuine problem. Average height for men in any white country is approaching 190 cm