that kid thread

>>34564730
>That kid who was a faggot.

His name was OP at my school.

>that kid who lit off like 50 firecrackers in the class all while yelling AWOO WEEEEEE
josh was great

>That kid that rolled joints in class
>That kid that broke a door with a punch

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>>34564730
>that kid who shat himslef during school
>that kid who made the others believe it's the other kid who shat himself

I was a hijack when i was a kiddo then turned into a wojack

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>that kid who cut off all his hair and then painted his head green to look like The Mask

The funniest part was how oblivious he acted to it.

>>that kid who browsed porn during computer class
That was me. There was never anything else to fucking do.

>Those kids that admitted to being /b/tards and would brag about it.
>That one fucking kid, who just fits the bill for pretty much all of the shit here. Yes, I knew one, he was batshit insane and his name was Jack.
>The ugly Chad. Guy that gets girls all over him but he has like no chin and a giant ass forehead and it never made sense to us guys why women found him so attractive.

>kid looked at sonic the hedgehog porn in library
>everyone can see
>we all cringe really hard
>he knows people can see
>he don't care
Fucking weirdo.
>another kid won't stop listening to System of a Down in class
>everyone gets pissed
>it's the most autistic music I've ever heard
>kid gets sent out of class
>he bitches
>class lols

>>34564730
>the kid that people actually avoided talking to because they thought he'd come back to school and kill them
>the kid who listened to music as much as possible
>the kid who had his own table (the big ass long ones) by himself
>the kid who only a whore would touch
>the kid who wanted to kidnap all the girls he liked and keep them tied up in the basement

>>34564730
>that one kid who did his classroom presentation on anime.
Sad part is that this kid had a gf and I still don't have one at 25.

>>34564976
Yup, school shooter in the making right there.

>>34565005
Normie, kill yourself. Do it in front of your family because they don't care about you. Your gf sucks all your friends dicks behind your back. Faggot

>that kid who was constantly quoting the doom comic

>>34564730
>kid who yelled "he's got a gun!" before popping a chip bag in a busy hallway and causing 5 or 6 kids to be hospitalized in the resulting stampede

That guy was cool

>that kid who wore the MLP shirts to school in 9th grade

>that kid with the growth hormone deficiency who would stand in the corner of the school weight room doing 8 lb hammer curls for the whole hour

>that hairy kid with the bushy ass eyebrows who got sick of them one day and stupidly decided to shave them off
>made up some shit about all of my eyebrows fell out overnight in my sleep

>>34564809
I would be friends with this kid desu

>that kid everyone was creeped out by
He ended up beating his mom unconscious and then raped her so i guess we weren't too far off

>>34564730
>That kid that tried to spike the teacher's drink with crushed up xanax and got caught, later taking all of what he had left to dispose of the evidence causing his liver to fail
>That kid that joined our school fag club to fuck with them all
>That kid who tried to hang themselves on a shower head with a belt and the shower head broke
>That kid who had a gas explosion in his house and the only response to the house burning down was "it was lit"
>That kid who dressed up like a pirate at school every day
>That kid who planted drugs on another kid to get them suspended
>That kid who died of cancer
>That kid that played MLP flash porn games at school
>That kid that looked up Naruto hentai at school
>That kid who came to school high every day

>>34564910
>The ugly Chad.

Holy shit this, I've seen various students being plain ugly, with no money or special attributes, and yet they managed to be Chads and cycle through girlfriends.
It will always be a mystery to me how they managed to do that.

It's almost like that just bee urself meme actually worked on them.

>>34564730
>that kid who would sneak a litre of coke into school and drink it everyday
>that kid who was a complete loner even to other autists
>that kid who always wore the same fucking hoodie
Seriously zach what was wrong with you

>>34564730
>The kid that bit the teacher's arm when she tried to take his phone
>The kid that jerked off in class
>The kid who read harry potter fan fiction the whole day
>The two kids who did everything together and everyone thought they're gay (this was me and my best friend)

>>34564976
>the kid who listened to music as much as possible
what's wrong with that? I mean, as long as they have good taste it's cool

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>>34564730
>that kid who wore eyeliner
>that kid who wore girl pants and and shirts
>that kid who was a borderline tranny because he dressed so scene

>that one kid who one day decided to act like a gay stereotype
>he wasn't even gay

>>34564730
>that kid who turned on meatspin on every computer in the computer lab
>that kid who in election times urged people to visit the homepage of the up-and-coming Lemon Party
>that kid who knew all the other freaky websites and eventually showed you /b/ for the first time
>that kid who was part of anonymous and was a legit hacker for real guise i swear on me mam
>that kid who got a fake love letter from a girl and developed a crush on her and the prank went on way too long for anyone's liking
>that quiet kid who thought he would wow everyone at the big talent show with his cool break dancing but everyone just sort of snickered at him during his performance so he ran off the stage mid break dance
>that kid who started a fire in home ec
>that kid whose mom was his teacher but he wasn't comfortable calling his teacher mom so he called her ms anon which was even more uncomfortable

>that kid who used to masturbate during class in 4th grade.

>that kid who brought a snake to school and tried to sell it to the other kids
>that kid who stabbed another kid with a pen in the thigh and there was blood
>that kid who bought a psp to be like the cool kids but was too poor for games, couldn't hack it and instead just emulated NES and SNES games on it (and it was a fucking shitty second-hand pearl-white psp-1000 too)
>that kid who bred, raised and sold reptiles
>that kid who missed two weeks from school because someone reported him to the police for weed possession
>that kid who claimed the psych-ward he was sent to was run by freemasons

All those kids were one and the same. Not me, though.

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>that kid who beat up the people bullying him
>that kid who got popular after the first semester
>that kid who got suspended for drinking vodka at school

those were all me

>>34564910
Holy fuck, i was the ugly Chad.

Guys from my year would literally ask my female friend what did i do to always have gfs being a literal 3/10

Just be yourself bro lmao actually worked

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>>34564730
>that kid who stabbed another kid with a pen in the thigh and there was blood
Haha, this. He was my best friend. He was a short Italian kid who thought he could beat up everyone who he saw but just sorta flailed his arms when confronted.

It was pretty great.

Also
>that kid who got placed onto special ed because of his crippling depression, anxiety and bipolar disorder
Was me.

>>34564976
Aaron?
youhavebeenmutedforbeingafaggot

>that kid who only had friends because he brought food to school everyday
>that kid who was popular but never managed to become more than an orbiter to girls, slowly turning into a cuck
>that kid nobody liked, not even his own parents
>that kid who got a raging boner after the hot substitute teacher walked next to him
>that kid who drew furry OC
>that kid who always had shit grades, no matter how hard he tried
>that sperg kid who inexplicably had a gf

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>>34564730
>that kid who couldnt get any pussy despite hanged out with only females, so he started claiming to be asexual and is a massive faggot


fuck you Brandon

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This thread is shit. School is a public failure and if I had to do it over again I just wouldn't have gone

>>34568213
kek we actually had someone like that

>>34566141
It's almost like it's not a meme at all

>>34567463
pics

original mushroom

>>34564804

>that kid who shat himslef during school

do you know how far the bathrooms were?

fuck you

>that kid who sand my little pony songs out loud during gym
That was me...

>>34564804
Excellent use of gaslighting anon, you can go far.

>>34564730
>That kid who played porn on the teacher's huge speakers
>That kid who molests girls and the girls say nothing
>That kid who pretended to be shy so that no one would ever acknowledge them and they could get away with anything because no friends = no one knows their name or what their up to. So fun
Who was me?

>>34564730
>that kid who galloped like a horse during gym class because he thought it'd make him go faster and also look cool.

>that kid who would make others look at shock sites

me.

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>That kid who'd drink energy drinks everyday
>That kid who photoshopped Gaben on a Red Dwarf image in class
>The same kid who'd put furry porn on the Energy Drink kids computer just before break and then have that same kid yelled at by the tutor despite not actually doing anything
>The same kid who was refused to get into the second year of college because of all this
I speak to the kid everyday.
>That kid who always stank like shit and tried to convert everyone around him to communism
>That kid who argued with the tutor about not being allowed to have his expensive coffee in class
>That kid who never met his dad and looked like Pagan Min
>That kid who left a figure of Shrek in the elevator and then threw it into the college fountain the next day
>That kid who hid a half eaten sandwich in Poundland for a month and a half
>That kid who'd tell everyone about that one time he saw some homeless guy drink from the college fountain
>That kid who threw a piece of bread into a bakery and then shouted "Frag out!" as all the pigeons flew into the bakery
>That kid who played on his 3DS everyday and was always the first on the bus
That's him in the image
>That kid who looked like Phil Fish and was on a Games design course
>That kid openly racist kid
>That kid that searched up ISIS beheadings on the college computers

My college was a magical place.

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>that kid who would disappear to the bathroom whenever a group in class assignment was given

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>>34564730
>that kid who always hung out at the library alone

no anon

don't remind me of school again

I suppressed it so well

>that kid you pushed a nigger's car over a drop off on the edge of the high school parking lot and then got away with it because the school hates niggers
>that kid who stole $15000 worth of books, computer equipement and mp3 players and the school never found out
>that kid who grabbed the quiet girl in class by her pussy so that she screamed so loud the school cop ran in the room with his gun unholstered
>took 10 shots in the locker room before gym class and ended up puking all over some stacy he was hitting on
>that jock that went in the library and set some robot's pantleg on fire while he was playing Doom and got away with it because the robot was too beta to do anything about it

>that kid who put the clip in the AK and slayed from far away, so everybody hit the D-E-C-K

Fucking reply to my post: >>34569623
Like, fuck all of you? What was so wrong with my post that you couldn't give me at least one (you)? Faggots.

>>34569623
>that kid who laughed at shock sites
>why are you staring at me like that?

I went to really religious school in the Caribbean

Everyone had to wear a uniform and the internet was unheard of (this was the early 00's)

Everyone was a carbon copy of each other, there was no ">that kid"

>>34567374
screamo

>>34564976
Wtf this is exactly me!!??!?!

>>34564760
epic meme friend xdxdxdxdxdxd hahah well meme'd

>>34565971
What the fuck happened here?

I need to know.

>>34564730
>that kid who always hung out at the library alone

That was me latter half of high school. Thank god there was a computer lab in the back of the library or else me and all the other lonely spergs would have had to roam the hallways.

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>>34564730
>>that kid who always hung out at the library alone

me, browsing 4chen, digg and wow forums in 2006 in high school

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>that kid who stabbed someone with scissors
>that kid who was a real life male Tomoko

>>34571877
>>that kid who stabbed someone with scissors

I stabbed a kid in the arm with scissors once in the 5th grade. I forgot why. I spent an entire week at some ISS type shit far away. I had to take a bus from the school to get there. I don't know why they did that. It must have been some special place for really bad kids or something. What a waste of money to have a few kids from different schools be bussed there every day to a shitty building that just has you sit at a desk with dividers all over the place. They could have just sat me in an empty room or something or sit in the library and it would be the same shit. I don't remember much about the place. Maybe I got so traumatized that I forgot or it was literally nothing.

>>34569328
The last one obviously, you said it was fun. You wouldn't know how fun it was unless it was you.

>>34571835
why didnt you just hang out with the other spergs?

>>34572304
>complains he's tramautized
>stabbed kid
Maybe you don't realize how fucked it is that you literally stab someone. And just incase you're wondering, no, normal kids don't have the urge to stab someone. They sent you to that place, because they couldn't legally send you to jail.

>>34572487
degenerates always hamster justifications for their actions so they can continue to believe they're good people

>>34569623
that's me as well lol
the turbonormies always looked quite disturbed whenever they saw me browsing bestgore and liveleak

>>34572487
>>complains he's tramautized

nigga can u read, like at all? hello, nigger. It wasn't an "urge". I've never been violent, before or after that incident. He must have fucked with me a lot or something and I just snapped. I was like 9.

>>34572506
Yes, trying to understand why/how something happened is definitely degenerate behavior.

>>34564730
>That kid who masturbated to raping his friend's girlfriends almost every night
>that kid who planned to kill his mom sophomore year
>that kid who didn't take his dads Ruger556 to school because he loved his dog too much

Is what's going on in that picture as bad as I think it is?

>>34570711
>That kid who threw a piece of bread into a bakery and then shouted "Frag out!" as all the pigeons flew into the bakery

made me chuckle anon, good one. you got any more stories?

>>34565023
hahahah #triggered

>that kid who put a retarded kids diaper into the fridge for laughs

>>34572840
>I've never been violent, before or after that incident
How the fuck would anyone know that just by reading your story? It seems like you're extremely violent if you actually stabbed someone.
And if you have no memory of why you stabbed someone, you must suffer from blackouts where you have a bloodlust.

>>34564730
>that kid who stole the master key for the lockers
>that 6ft 5 fat kid who's mum was white and had braids (and almost definitely smoked weed)
>that kid who made a "family special brew" which kept you up for 14 hours straight then sent you to sleep for 20
>that kid who picked up people because he fucking could
same dude
>that kid who brought a knife into school (britain) and resulted in a slew of weapon assemblies
>that kid who watched anime avidly
>that kids dad who grew weed
different kid

>thatt kid who made fucking retarded presentations for class
me

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>>34573178

Nope. I'm 29 now. Never been in a fight. Never been in trouble with the law. No record. Never been an asshole or confrontational. Nothing. If anything, I'm more of a pushover and have been taken advantage of. Since the parents of the kid I stabbed didn't press charges or something, that kid must have did something to deserve it. :-)

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>>34572954
>That kid who threw a piece of bread at a pigeon and then said "The weak should fear the strong."
>That kid who stole someone's bag of Doritos, crushed it in front of them and then said "Crush your enemies."
>That kid who carried around a pet rock with him the whole day
>That fat Games design teacher that would constantly make dick jokes, gay jokes, ginger jokes, black jokes, dwarf jokes and women jokes and get away with it all
>That kid who'd be the only person to laugh at every joke he'd make
>The same teacher who was also an sjw and would tell everyone that there should be more women in games
>That one kid who was the only girl in the class
>That one tall kid who had a crush on this girl
>That one muslim kid who cucked the tall kid out of this girl
>That one kid who'd stay up between 5am - 7am on weekdays and then constantly complain that he's tired all the time
>That one kid who would photoshop memes all day on the computers
That's him in the image
>The same kid who would also play GTA San Andreas all day on the college computers
>That kid who tried to download Tor on the college computers just to get past the college filter and browse 4chan all day
>The same kid who downloaded Steam on the computers just to add more hours to their playtime on Mountain
>That kid who would eat Cheesy chips with chicken nuggets and a hot dog every lunch but still be skinny as fuck
>That kid who would rub his dorito covered hands on college art exhibits

There was one time where our teacher never showed up one dayand there was no substitute teacher and so the entire class spent the whole day playing Roblox on the college computers.

>that kid that finger blasted a girl that passed out at a party
>that kid who hung around only girls but never got any pussy so he turned gay
>that kid that would smoke weed in the parking lot before and after school

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>>34570711
>>That kid openly racist kid
that was me

>>34566190
what the fuck is wrong with wearing the same hoodie you faggot? 8 years school wearing the same hoodie for 6-7 months and I'm not that autistic

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>>34574097
Same. Some abo kid sent pic this to every single email on the school server. Everyone suspected me cause every autistic 16 year old follows /pol/ like gospel. Lucky the abo kid confessed or else I would have had teachers search my laptop and find my 4chan images I'd saved over the years

>>34565081 given that a majority of the people at my school were normie tards who thought I'd shoot up the school, I wish I'd done this

>>34567562
I knew a kid like that. Somehow, he was immensely popular

>That girl who openly discussed her pegging fetish and made everyone else uncomfortable in the process

>that autistic kid obsessed with zelda
>back in 2012 he would get mad when people told him skyrim was better than the newest zelda
>it got so bad the teacher would kick anyone out who mentioned either skyrim or zelda
good times

> that Romanian kid who would show you a picture of a girl and ask you if she was hot, then scroll down to show "her" dick and run off laughing to himself. Every. Day.

is r9k so nostalgic and reminiscent high school because it was the last time any of you were around other people?

>that kid showed up high ever day.
>that kid who did shrooms before football practice.
>that kid that kid who carved a swastika into his hand on 4/20.
>that jewish feminist who would start crying whenever someone made a jew joke.
>those kids that smoked weed and had sex in the woods behind the school.
>that kid who knocked a guys tooth out for calling him a fag.
>that kid who just sit around editing old cartoon pics everyday.
>that kid who showed people nugget porn and anal fisting.

>that kid who hit a bus in the parking lot because he was high
>that kid who was basically a personification of /fit/
>that kid who was a fatass as a kid but became a Chad as he grew up
>that roastie that thought she was the teacher's pet
>that kid who would have arguments with the teacher
>that kid who locked the teacher out of his classroom when the teacher left to get something
>that kid who disappeared for almost a year and no one knew where the fuck he went
>that kid who went on vacations during the school year

>>34564730
Anyone ever watch stickin around? There's a character named Dill and he's "that kid"

>That ugly kid who always had a girlfriend for some reason.

>>34565034
this is amazing xd

>That kid who was a pseudo intellectual and talked about how bad of a country america was

>>34566190
>>that kid who always wore the same fucking hoodie
fffuckkkk

>>34575087
>tfw hated every minute of high school
>didn't really have friends
>now I sometimes get a bit nostalgic when I think about life when I was in high school

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>>34564798
>that kid who rolled joints in class

i became friends with that kid real fast

>That kid who sung what he was listening to on his headphones

>That kid who showed up to school drunk

>That kid who got kicked out for watching some very illegal porn

>That kid who shouted "GOD IS DEAD RAAAAAAAAAAAH" whenever something didn't go right for him

>That kid who got reported to the principal for listening to black metal in class (aka me)

>That kid who tried to blame me for his friend's suicide

>that kid who got arrested for robbing a store in 6th grade

>that kid who got reported to the principal and cops for making a school shooting joke (also me...)

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>>34564730
>that kid who was always sick when there's some kind of group work to do
I ended up just not going to school, or skipping class when I had group projects or presentations. I was only able to pass because my teachers didn't want to have me the next year.

>that kid who always hung out at the library alone
When I was skipping class I would sometimes just go to the library and use their computers or sleep. At this point in my life it was normal for me to get ~5 hours of sleep, so it was always nice when I could take a nap in school.

Thanks for reminding me of these feels anon

>That kid who threw a drink over the teacher and smashed their laptop
Absolute madman

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>>34564730
>that kid that everyone thought was gonna join ISIS
I was that kid.

>6th grade
>working with modeling clay (playdough)
>we have to clean up
>teacher selects me and bestfriend for white clay
>we start shouting "WHITES ONLY! WHITES ONLY!"
>girls cries and runs out of room
>lolniggers.bmp
>suspended

>>34568213
that was me. I thought I was being subtle since I wore a hoodie all the time but in hindsight I think everyone knew

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>That kid who puked all over his desk causing a class evacuation
>That kid who took a stealth dump in the pool and blamed the only non-white kid in the school causing endless ridicule
>That kid who would go into locker rooms and switch shit out of random bags for no reason
>That kid who went through lockers stealing glasses during P.E and flushed them down the toilet
>That kid who spent his time succesfully catfishing his classmates to send nudes instead of honing those skills to get a gf
>That kid who kept quiet and nobody expected a thing or would even remember him except for maybe that time he puked
That kid grew up to write this post.

>>34564798

>That kid that broke a door with a punch

Dude wtf I did this at my house when I was 13 and my parents sent me away kek. I guess I am that kid.

>>34575307
>That communist kid who wore a beret with a Lenin pin on home clothes day
>That kid version of anon who didn't know enough about the world to fight the commie kid
One of my biggest regrets.

>>34570711
Where was that, RIT?

>>34575675
I feel your pain. I didn't think anyone knew until one of the kids started making fun of me for it

>>34566190
> the kid who always wore the same fucking hoodie


the fuck you nigger how is this bad i washed mine

>>34575728
I cracked the plastic casing on a lightswitch in a fit of tard rage when I was 13 and my parents still bring it up as ammunition against me.

I'm 23.

I need to move out.

>>34564804
One time in HS I was pissing in the urinal and thought I just had to fart but the fart turned into tons of disgusting yellow diahrea running down my ass and jeans.

I have no idea how I got this lucky, but no one else was in the bathroom and it was during class so I was able to slip out of the school undetected, get to my car (was a senior and luckily had my parents car that day) and drove home to shower and change.

I'm thankful to this day I someone did all of this without anyone noticing. Probably would have killed myself if I was found out and known as the guy who diahrea'd his pants

>that kid who was selling coke in 9th grade

>>34575775
The image was taken in the town center of Redditch in Worcestershire in England.

>>34576027
Mate I'm in worcester right now and you just scared the fuck out of me.

Not in redditch though.

Thank fuck. Malvern represent, truly a secluded autist paradise surrounded by old people and stoner drop outs.

>>34576187
Blessings from Redditch to you, dude. We're gonna make it one day.

>>34576348
Yes we will my brother.

Reminder to live a moral life and to avoid Bromyard.

>That shy kid that drank vodka to get through his public speaking
how do normies do it so naturally

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> That kid who ran like Naruto except he'd never seen Naruto before and claimed to be running like Super Mario instead
> That kid who was hardcore into Nintendo and would get on anyone who played anything else
> That kid who couldn't talk to anyone about video games because he was the only one who played Nintendo as often
> That kid who's only hobby was playing video games
> That kid who became normal but the stigma from being an autist in middle and elementary school followed him through high school

I should've gotten into sports instead

>>34575772
>That communist kid who wore a beret with a Lenin pin on home clothes day

There was someone who i would see in the halls with a USSR flag pin. Don't know if commie or just doing it for irony.

>>34575413
>That kid who tried to blame me for his friend's suicide
well were you responsible?

>>34570711
>That kid who photoshopped Gaben on a Red Dwarf image in class
What the smeg does he have to do with Red Dwarf?

>>34571063
This post made me cringe. Your post was pretty bad anon. Reconsider yourself.

>>34575033
I remember that. Simpler times.

>>34575537
Why did they think that? Are you Muslim/shitskin?

>>34575126
>that kid who went on vacations during the school year
Because that's when you get the best deals. Try going during spring break and you'll pay a fortune.

>>34564910
was jack a level 2 school shooter type

>>34575885
Diarrhea has a certain tell-tale buildup to it that farts don't.

If it's just a quick pressure it's just a fart, but if your guts have been groaning and brewing something more is afoot.

>>34564730
> that kid who browsed porn during computer class

that was me. thought i was being funny and ironic. now when i think back i cringe.

> anon is so fucking weird
> h-haha anon, why are you looking at that in class
> the one black kid in class: hey yo! check out anons screen over here! hahahaha hey anon u never gone get none! hahaha ma fuckin gawd anon
> teacher: anon! go to the principals office! now!

"i'm just looking"

> actually thought i was being funny
> no wonder i didn't have any friends

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>that kid who wore an oversized hoodie pretending he was a jedi

I was that kid

>>34568912
>That one kid who always had shit grades no matter how hard he tried
That is me
>That kid who drew furry of
And I'm dating that guy, he's great and imma marry him some day

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>>34564730
> that kid who wore a trench coat to school every day, even in the middle of summer

> That kid who killed himself over Spring Break
> Parents told everyone he killed himself due to bullying and stress from grades
> Candlelight vigil was scheduled Wednesday the week after break
> Monday, word gets out that the kid killed himself because his house was party-vanned after he was downloading CP
> Spread like wildfire
> Kid's family moved away from town; his sister even changed her name

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>>34564730
>that kid who made fun of the teacher during class and got sent to the principle's and had to tell them he was making fun of the teacher in class
>those kids that wore furry tails to school
>that megachad that graduated and killed another kid in a car crash
>that kid that freaked out and sprayed the school cop with a fire extinguisher and then got tazed
>that kid that got his license and started to rev his engine everyday to show everyone how cool he was until he blew it (lol)
>that super ugly that violently made out with his super ugly gf in the history hall in front of the cool history teacher and you got to make fun of them with him
>that kid who was doing a presentation and then exited out of power point to reveal his ecchi wallpaper

yeah, my school was pretty tight

>>34577994
show me how to draw anon, please for my sake

im driving myself insane

>>34566141
It's almost like women prefer confidence over pathetic shy guys who are afraid of everything and everyone. Weird huh?

>>34577801
I was level 2 threat.

>>34566190
I actually had 3 identical black Hoodies but no one would believe me and thought I wore the same Hoodie every day.

>That kid who didn't have any friends so he violently banged his head on hard objects to get attention

> that silent kid you heard of the algebra teacher putting 'let the bodies hit the floor' when he came up to do a problem on the white board

>>34571877
>>that kid who stabbed someone with scissors
Holy shit this happened in my school as well.
>kid obviously got bullied
>one day decides enough is enough
>stabs bully in his arm with scissors

A year later he was in the same class as me and my friend told me about the scissor accident so I turned it into a meme where we would always make scissors with our hand around him. I kinda regret it desu but I was a stupid kid.

>>34578076
Im fucking awful at drawing desu, ask my furry boyfriend
Also I think my hands shake a little bit

>>34578242
I really dunno how to ask him anon...

If you can, can you ask him how he got so good, or what did he read or stuffo?

>>34578333
Have you tried one of the art boards? They're one of the most dead boards on 4chan but I think they could help

>that kid who ironically worshiped hitler but then unironically started worshiping hitler

I have, but it's very intimidating with all the great art that's produced, even in the /beginners/ threads.

thanks anyways though anon, you're very kind and i hope you'll have a good life

>>34578469
Take it slow and ask for specific tips to fix your problems (if you don't know your problems specifically then ask them) and practice your ass off, more than you think you should

>that kid who stabbed a girl with a pencil to imitate a fighting move in his favorite flash game
That was me. I have no idea what compelled me to do it to this day.

>that kid who everyone knew was remarkably dumb, had consistently awful grades, had no chance of succeeding in life and graduated somehow
>that kid who's a huge brony, but not an autismo fag about it and is actually very intelligent and everyone loved him
>that kid who fucked a girl in the inner courtyard of the school, causing it to be off-limits during lunch
>that kid who has severe ADHD, acts borderline autistic, but plays rugby and is fit as fuck so no one fucked with him and he became tolerated and well-liked by chads and stacies
>that kid who's a pyromaniac and used to wear what looked like a blank Nazi jacket and carried all kinds of makeshift weapons and shit in there. (Still one of my closest friends to this day and somehow I was suspected of being a future school shooter)
>that kid (same kid) who grew ghost peppers and carried the extract with him so he could get other people to try it. Most chads pussied out of it, but to the couple that did, it was priceless to watch
>that kid who begged above kid several times to cut him across the cheek with one of his razors, so above kid did so and that kid yelled wtf and said he "wasn't serious"
>that kid who pirated literally everything he watched, played, and listened to and stole people's credit card info

>>34575413
>that kid who got kicked out for watching some very illegal porn

wot

>>34578574
>>34575413
I don't think we want to know specifically what kind of "very illegal" anon is referring to

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>that one autistic kid that literally had no friends and eventually killed himself
I still think about that kid. He wanted friends so bad and he would go out of his way to be nice to people but people just hated him. I remember he would get to school super early just to hold the door open and say good morning to everyone. You know his mom told him to do that.

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>>34566141
>>34569132
/r9k/ can't handle the truth

>that kid that would cut people with his lunch card ID (yes we had ID cards in middle school just for lunch)
>that kid that threw up pink pop parts in the library
>that kid that wore a black trench coat everyday
>that kid that dated a black dude and no one wanted anything to do with her as soon as they found out she was a coalburner
>that kid who got a BJ by a milf substitute in marketing class during lunch
>that kid who girls thought was hot but was an extreme social retard with no friends
>that kid said he had a gun and a hit lists in his locker and made the school shutdown even though it was fake
>that kid that got expelled for making a gun sign with his hands
>that kid that fucked the music teacher
>that kid that printed out pictures of pedobear and plastered them all throughout the school
>that kid who everyone though was a pedo cause he posted the lyrics to little girls by Oingo Boingo on the school website
>that kid everyone thought was smart but was actually really dumb when you got to know him
>that kid who cut their finger off in woodshop class
>that kid who had a condition that made him walk like a retard and everyone laughed at

>>34578455
me
/pol/ is a hell of a drug

>>34564730
>that kid who performed in a school play while sky-high on pills
>that kid who also was drunk during rehearsals
>that kid who sat at the bus stop blasted on acid saying "woaaah" for ten minutes
>that kid who wore a dog collar all the time and called herself a bitch
>that kid who embarrassed themselves every single time they walked into a room
>that kid(s) who made literal rounds at the courtyard during lunch flirting with girls

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>>34570711
>That kid who threw a piece of bread into a bakery and then shouted "Frag out!" as all the pigeons flew into the bakery

>that kid that yells "yeet" when the teacher mentions communism

>>34577337
>that kid who gave you constant shit about your power levels you're trying to contain, but became some normie "gamer" as he got older
>that kid who fucked over his social standings in Primary School because he went too hard on the vidya power levels it was me surprise, surprise

>that kid who called his black friends niggers
>that kid who hooked up his gamecube to the TV in the cafeteria and played smash all day
>that kid who never got caught not attending class even though he was /always/ roaming campus
>that kid who didn't graduate high school when they were like one credit/gpa point away
last one is most of my friends

>>34578096
Please fuck off back to reeddit. Better yet just fuck off an die.

inb4 "touched a nerve the troooth hurts xdxdxdxd"

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>that fat kid that loaned some socom game from you for ps2 and never fucking returned it
I hope you are dead you fat fuck.

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>>34572375
Same situation as him

>risking your already low social value by being associated with a sperg
>the the feeling was mutual for most spergs

>>34579133
>can't accept that girls would like you more if you tried to improve yourself even a little
wow you must be jaded huh bet you even went out and bought a wand too

>>34578681
Had a similar case in college. Some perhaps slightly autistic mommy's boy an heroed during our junior year, around 6months in.
Always very polite, but kind of awkward to talk to since he was clearly socially retarded like most autistic people are. The last time I saw him was when I went to change my shoes in the locker room and the big bad boys from our class were holding him against a wall, threatening to kill him or something. I just quietly changed my shoes and quickly waltzed away, pretending I didn't see anything. I wonder if that was what pushed him over the edge.
I always wondered what he did to those guys to piss them off so much.

>that kid who wore a fedora unironically.
>that kid who always had his hand down his pants all the time.
>that dyke who brought a long ass "list of sexual orientations".

>>34564964
hey fuck you system is sick

>that kid who always wore his grandfather's Red Army uniform to school
>that kid who could drink shit-tons of vodka without any consequences
>that kid who only ever sat in a Slav squat, usually squatting on the chairs
>that kid who read all of Karl Marx and had the first chapter of Marx's "Capital" memorized
>that kid who came from a long line of Jewish commies with his great grandfather a Bolshevik

It was me.

>>34578681
Fuck. This got me gud

>>34570889
>school cop

where the fuck do schools has cops?

>>34580965
American public schools. Inner city ones will have multiple cops a lot of times