Alright robots, I have a problem. I really want to die, but I

I'm not fucking around man

Bumping again, fucking original

Someone give me some ideas man, jesus fuck

Get a girlfriend :) good luck

Do acid
Swim in the ocean
Learn a musical instrument
Write a book
See a play

>>34579042
im afraid one day I might transition to a girl. would you be the guinea pig since you know..the dying

Scuba dive in the ocean. That's something ive always wanted to do, float over a coral reef and look at all the fish and coral and plants

>>34579168
>Go to romania.
>Make sure you get a layover at svo in moscow

>go to terminal E
>gate 36 across from the burger king.

>under the seat closest to the water vending machine is a note.

>Once in romania go to 112 strada pancota in sector 2 bucharest
>ask for andrei
>give him the note
>ask for the black window room

>once inside run your hand along the bottom of the radiator.
>there is 500 lei taped to the wall
>take it
>go to a general store and buy either a shovel or gardening spade

>Once youve done all this ask andrei for the "young" mans number
>more instructions if you get that far.

>>34579773
This. Trap yourself.

>>34579042
Eat an entire jar of pickled herring in once sitting with or without crackers

>>34579816
Wish I had the capital to follow this through

>>34580391
Less than 700 to get the flight and the connection
40 for the car ride from otp into bucharest.

But the balls to see what I buried?
Priceless.

>>34579042
>learn to play guitar
> go to your nearest plaza or mall and play
> count the smiles you make