What was your first sexual experience with a girl like?

Ate out my oneitis. Told me nows the time to lose my virginity, couldn't get hard. Now we don't even talk

She rubbed my cock under a blanket and I blew a huge load

>>34588213
>>34588215
how old were you guys?

>>34588196
A whore in highschool thought I was cute.
We were in 10th grade.
We went to her house and she rode me.
Find out she had sex with 7 people before me, we were only 16.

>>34588232
20. This was a few weeks ago, shes so fucking sexy too can't believe I fucked that up

>>34588232
18, first year of uni my dude

>>34588196
sucking her nipples and rubbing her clit through panties, she came.
>thank you internet for making a 13 yr old so good at doing things he should have no knowledge about
fuck i miss you hanako

Circumstances is long story, but ended up in the bed of a 'friend', started cuddling, got hard, started grinding on her ass. Flipped me over, started sucking me off and deep throating me. Started fucking her, but couldn't cum since I did a lot of pain pills at the time. Was ok, had better sex with her the next few times.

fingered her like a retard and she bled all over me

>>34588196
I found out I had phimosis without know what it was. I tried to penetrate as hard as I could ,but I ripped something and had to be taken to the emergency room for surgery.

I then tried later again, but not everything was fixed and I had to have surgery again.

>>34588196
My first girlfriend gave me a hand job in the backseat of my parents car while my parents drove us back to her parent's house at night. I was freaking out but it was amazing. Blew my load on my girlfriend's hand and arm. She pulled her sweater over it like nothing happened. I felt alive that night.

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>>34588349
at least you have foreskin

Ate a girl out in the back of a car and tried to stick my cock in but it was too big and she told me to stop.

Fucking ugly cunt, should have destroyed that bitch.

>>34588196
got my dicc touched in a movie theatre and touched her BIG ass titties, didnt cum tho.

>>34588356
fuck mayn, thats sick ahahah

>>34588356

I'm sure your parents TOTALLY didn't notice. (they did)

Nice job though.

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>>34588683
why are any of you here? what happened to my r9k...?

smokin some meth with one of my bud and this tweaker chick he recently met. decide i'm gonna go in the other room and jerk off. normie friend tries to convince her to go fuck me. it works. she knocks on door and asks if i need a hand straight out of american pie. reject her and say i'm too nervous and can't get it up anyway. she comes back a time or two same deal. scared shitless of actually doing anything intimate with another person. actually feel relieved when shes gone and regret it everyday since. few other times try to make a move on her really awkwardly always get rejected. watch her take showers and bathes a few times. get to touch a boobie one of them. that's as close as i got. she hates me now because she is a legit psychotic paranoid delusional awful manic pixie girl. i think she just got pregnant. feels weird man.

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>>34588747
They're just joking a-anon, no one here actually had sex, c'mon this is /r9k/

>>34588196
Pretty awesome. Was playing with her tits in a movie theater and she gave me a handy. Then we went to her place and fucked. Stayed fuck buddies for a few years.

Fucking horrible
Couldn't get it up at all just fingered her which honestly is just kinda nasty
Couldn't get it up for like 2 months after that either, once it finally worked I was somehow too weak to fuck her properly and then I lost my erection again.
She dumped me soon afterwards.
It doesn't get better lads, even if you somehow get a gf you're still a failure and she will leave you again.

>>34588747
Shut the fuck up you sped.

>>34588788
wtf why couldnt you get it up??

>>34588686
I was 15 and horny as fuck. It was the heat of the moment type of thing. :0)

>>34588792
I graduated top 1% of my biomedical engineering class. Only went to college because it's what my parents set up for me to do (I was programmed to do so). I am by all accounts "a robot" and I am smarter than you.

what do you think the purpose of this board is?

Is it /b/ v2.0 for you?

fuck off you retard

>>34588804
Performance anxiety I guess
She was much younger and already sexually experienced, I was a virgin who never even touched a girl before and had horrible body dysmorphia
Took me a long time to get some confidence but when she dumped that went all out of the window again

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>>34588196
>lying on ground
>pinned down
>nails digging into penis as she stuffed it into her vagina

Not good at all desu.

It hurt.

>>34588831
>what do you think the purpose of this board is?
>Is it /b/ v2.0 for you?
That's literally what it was created for. Original content. Not to be lonely dipshit central.

>>34588196
Pretty good. Lasted for 4 hours
She's an ex now, and obviously says lasting so long isn't a good thing

>>34588713
I'm sure something was up (no pun intended) when I tried hard not to go "HHHRRNNNNGGGUH!" and had the exorcist look on my face with the eyes rolled back into my skull.

*fist bump* livin' ain't easy yo.

>>34588833
that sucks dude, i wish you well in your future endeavours tho

>>34588863
Thanks man
I'm actually doing better nowdays but I don't think I'll get another chance on a gf any time soon

>>34588747
I'm here because I need a home.

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I was 24 and she knew I was a virgin, she was a 25 year old law student. She had curly hair, green eyes and a slim fit body with a great butt.

It was the first time I slept over at her place, we sat in her bed next to eachother and saw the notebook but I couldnt pay attention to the movie since she was in panties and me in boxers, her perfect thigh was touching mine all the time and I had a bonner.

When we paused the movie for me to go pee I figured I have to make a move, I put my arm around her when I came back and kissed her, then we made out abit I touched her bewbs then moved down to her pussy which was dripping wet, I almost came when I put a finger inside and felt how warm and nice it was.

She blew me while we did 69 and the sensory overload of the smells and feels made me insta cum then I played with her pussy for a few mins until I was hard and she put a condom on me and rode me until I came again.

That was 11 years ago and I still think about her often even thou im married with another grill now.

>>34588851
Coming from someone who can sometimes last a real long time, it's not. After she cums she just wants it over with

>>34588882
ay gotta keep faith tho. Why do you think that tho?

>>34588792
FUCK YOU! YOU TRY BEING IN THOSE CLASSES ALL THROUGHOUT GRADE SCHOOL!!! They're suppose to help people like me. You fucking normal people fail your normal classes then have the nerve to call us speds. I hate fucking normies!!!

>>34588975
Literally have zero contact with girls any more
The one girl was a lucky accident
But that was 3 years ago and I don't think I even had one meaningful conversation with a non family member female the whole time

>>34588196
Hadn't had any unless you count a french kiss that happened when I was 18. We never talked after that kiss again

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I don't know why I even open these threads when I know I'm just going to feel shit from everything I read in it.

If you have sexual experience then you are normie.
Only exception is paid prostitutes.

>>34588831
Are you trained in gorilla warfare too?

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Met a woman 18 years my senior on an Animal Crossing forum when i was 16. She flew to my home state and we gucked like rabbits in her hotel room.

She left me with an unhealthy attraction to older women.

>>34588844

Too bad that's what it's populated by.

Now leave normie scum.

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>>34588196
fuck it i'll post

>be fat all throughout High School
>get somewhat fit and put on a bit of muscle Junior/Senior year
>only use this to get girls on Omegle (surprisingly easy)
>meet one that I really liked during my Junior to Senior Summer
>we talk on Skype for hours
>she lives a 5 hour drive away
>go out there a month after meeting
>pick her up, she tells her parents she's having a sleepover with a friend
>drive to motel, feeling her thigh a bit the whole way
>go to the room, hard as fuck the entire time
>pin her to the bed the second we get in
>don't get to fuck her first time but get all the way to third base
>felt fucking amazing, had to stop in the middle of it b/c my heart was beating too fast

It's 3 years later now, she left me because put on too much weight, and still am fat. Now she's married too.

>>34589294
Make me you retarded sped.
>>34589075
Ah, the impotent rage of a sped.

>>34588196
She had a yeast infection, so there were little clumpy, pale-yellow boogers on my finger. Tasted incredibly salty. Probably wouldn't repeat.

>>34589089
jesus dude, are you working or studying? or le neetlife?

None of you guys belong here.

i havent even made proper eye contact with a girl.
anything sexual is on another level for me.

>>34589393
Baby steps, robot

>>34588613
14" dicks aren't "too big" for cunts. She wasn't in to you. Her pussy was dry. That's why your average dick wouldn't go in.

>20yo
>in bed
>touching in each other
>she gets on top
>cant get hard
>sucks me off
>get hard
>have like 1 minute vaginal sex
>lose erection again
We just talked for a while afterwards and sleep together. It was kinda cute

>>34588747
sex doesn't solve all your problems anon
it's just sex

>>34589386
Where's the rule on that?

>>34588196
Sunny afternoon in a more-or-less isolated spot in a park. We didn't have the nerve at that time to go beyond me sucking her tits and brushing my fingers through her pubes, though.

I have this fantasy where I lose virginity with a cute random girl wearing skirt in a public bathroom. That's my sex experience

>>34589239
I'm going to imagine she looked older than 34 and wasn't the looker.

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>>34589535
being absolutely and completely rejected by the opposite sex your entire life can lead to severe feelings of inadequacy and can cause you to doubt yourself in every aspect of your life. It's as if you're doing absolutely everything wrong to miss out on something which seems to come so easy to everybody else.

This will almost always lead to feelings of self loathing.

being accepted and loved by another stranger with no obligatory family ties is a feeling which is very painful to go without your entire life. That person allowing you to do such intimate things to their body, isn't "just sex". It's something I wouldn't imagine someone like you is capable of understanding.

>>34588196
Some 30+ year old drunk brit slag groped my ass once. Does that count?

>>34588844
Well now it is Lonely dipshit central.
Go to /b/ you fucking underage newfag cunt.

>>34589864
Damn nigger you put my thoughts into words best way possible.
But in my case, I had opportunities, but I always pushed those girls away.
Its as if I have some sort of intimacy fear... How do I get over this fear?

>>34589075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG18Q29MGSc
I wanna be in the normal classes

>>34589577
Rule 30 on page 14 paragraph 6 of the rulebook called "Don't be a huge unapologetically gay normalfaggot"
Now start following that rule you cocksucking braindead normiefaggot.

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>theme for actual robots monitoring this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

mods, pls kill this thread

violating board culture is a RULE

>>34590369
>m-muh culture
Your just as bad as the Cucks that welcome rapefugees

>>34589535
>>34588792
I wish reddit would just leave

Coworker found out I had my v card still. She was a lesbian but offered to take it anyway as a friend. About a week later she came over to hang out and cook us dinner, then she invited me to the bedroom and told me to have a go at her, in a pretty blatant way. It wasn't amazing but not terrible either, we continued to hang out after and slept together and that was that.

>>34588196
With my old girlfriend at the time. I was 16-17, and she was 15. We drank tequila mixed with Gatorade before we went to her house and then we were buzzed and I "made her cum" in 15 seconds.
I think I hurt her.

I was a 27 year old virgin who had no idea what the fuck he was doing.

Thankfully, she was apparently pent up and horny as fuck, which worked out in my favor. She jumped me and did all the work. Lasted considerably longer than I expected.

I was 23, couldn't get it up because I got drunk to help with nerves. Luckily she gave me another chance

>still never had a sexual encounter with a girl
>23 years old
>only getting tougher from here on out

>>34588196
>go to hot sluts house
>she takes shower while I wait in her room
>comes back, "accidentally" drops her towel
>mfw 16 yo me sees 15 yo naked girl with nice big tits for her age smiling at me
>start play fighting, throw her on the bed, begin fingering her
>too stupid and innocent to know how to fuck
>rub my pee pee between her soft ass cheeks
>can't cum for some reason
>give up and finger her till she cums
>play with her tits till her parents come home
>foolishly fall in love with her and turn down every other opportunity for sex/relationship after that because idiot

Im STILL technically a virgin fml

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>HEY BRAHS WHAT WAS UR FIRST TIME LIEK XDDD
I forgot this is was /r/bchan now

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>>34588196

I was 23, I took out this girl after she recently broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years, we saw a movie, she kissed me.

On the next date we saw another movie, got dinner, made out for a while, she said I had the biggest dong she ever seen and asked if I wanted to have sex.

I told her I never had sex before, she said GREAT! and rode me for like 2 minutes until I finished. My erection didn't go away so we kept having sex for about 30 minutes on and off.

She's been my gf for 5 years now.

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>>34591001

>his first experience was literally alcohol fueled statutory rape

>>34590369

If the thread is triggering your fee fees then just hide it and it'll stop making your penis sad.

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>>34591605
I lost my virginity at 13 (for $20, to a maid in the Dominican Republic on a family vacation) and had a coupla gf's in high school but these types of threads should NOT be on /r9k/! fuck off

>>34591669
>I lost my virginity
Neither do you normie reeeeeeee

eee

>>34590479
that ''logic'' makes no sense

>>34588213
the effects of porn everyone

>>34588851
it's not a good thing you retard. who wants an ugly faggot jamming his dick in you for hours?

>>34588349
Mine has phimosis and it also curves downward, so yeah, it's pretty much impossible for me...

when i was 13 or so some girl asked to join me in bed and i said no

is your hand meant to reek of pussy after fingering a girl?
I've washed it 3 times and it still smells.

Never had a sexual experience of any kind and never will. Just about a year and a half until I ascend to wizardhood. Originally I planned on using my powers to harrass normalfags, but now I think I'll just continue living the same life I always had but using my magic to just make life easier and simpler. Like using telekinesis to fap. I've always dreamed of being able to masturbate hands free.

>>34588196
17. It was really awkward cos we were both virgins. Got better though.

>>34588851
After half an hour, sex gets old.

>>34589535
I would certainly kill myself if I was still a virgin at 20.

>>34592124
What are you talking about? Bitches love boomerang dick. It keeps them coming back.

>>34592247
I can't physically put in in

>>34592594
Sure you can. You just have to come in at the right angle.

You guys are going to hate me for this:

>Have gf of 1 year
>We talked about having sex for a long time (both virgins)
>We weighed the pros and the cons together
>Decided to have sex for our one year anniversary
>Built up to it with lots of fingering/oral sex over the months
>Go really slow, lots of lube
>Fully aware it might hurt her/she might bleed
>Have a really good first time, wasn't awkward, wasn't bad, wasn't regrettable
>We're still together, she sometimes thanks me for making her first time so pleasant because all of her friends are having shit first times

Feels good man

>>34588906
>married
>on r9k

Don't even know what's worse. Do you have children at least?

>>34591944
This exactly. I want to delete all my porn but I can't bring myself to do it

Haven't told this story in a while but fuck it...

>Get paired with Chad roommate in college dorm
>Bro guy, always trying to keep me included, trying to get me with girls
>End up getting an apartment together
>He throws a party for his girlfriend's B-day
>Turn bright red when she climbs into my lap to give me a lap dance
>Chad leans over "Hey, she really wants to be gangbanged for her birthday. I've got a few guys lined up. Do you want in?"
>Initially refuse
>Watch him pick out a few guys and all head into their bedroom together
>Go back to my own
>Can't stop thinking about what's happening through the wall
>Text Chad to see if the offer is still open
>Texts back immediately, telling me get come over
>See her getting fucked doggy while blowing another guy
>Guy finishes up. She rolls onto her back, pulling the guy she's blowing on top of her, Chad is filming
>She pulls me over and puts my hand on her tit
>Awkwardly stand there groping her as she's getting fucked
>Guy cums in her
>"Anon, your turn."
>Take my jeans off and lay down
>She straddles me, can see cum of at least 4 guys dribbling out of her before she sits down on my cock
>Lay there as she rides me
>Feel awkward that I watched all these guys fucking her with authority and I'm just laying there as she rides me
>Watch the foamy mix of all the Chad cum getting rubbed into my cock
>Try to thrust a little before cumming what felt like too quick
>She pulls off and is on her back to get fucked by her boyfriend.
>Pull my jeans back on and go back over to my room
>Jerk off again with the juices still on my cock

>>34588196
>14 yo
>find borthel I've been looking on the internet
>open door and go upstairs
>ask prices and who's working
>pick 28yo russian cutie with the simple programm
>sex is bomb but it took me 30 mins to cum
>cheek kiss and goodbye
>go home and fap 5-6 times
>get drunk
>fall asleep

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I was 17,
I was really self conscious I was still a virgin so I got a hooker.

Barely a few months later I had sex with a normal girl.

I wish I could have waited

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I WAS FUCKED THE DAY I WAS BORN

>>34588196
>>34588196
It was with a friend that I worked with during high school. She was 18 and I was 17, she lost her virginity a couple years earlier. She offered to hang out one day after work and take me home and we ended up going back to her house. We made out, I fingered her, she jerked me off while biting my neck, a lot of foreplay.
Best part was I was putting a condom on and she told me "take it off, I'm on the pill". Her pussy was very tight but I managed to get a steady rhythm going. She came, I busted inside her after about 5 minutes of her riding me. Ended up spending the night cuddling.

Overall it was good, dated her for about a year after that. By far my best experiences where when I got to bust inside

>>34593371
are you that baby from the serbian film newborn scene?

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>Be 13
>At this 17 year old Chad's house overnight
>He has me around to fuck with me, but I don't have anyone else who will be around me so I deal with it
>His sister, who's around my age, has a friend over
>Her friend's tits are huge
>Immediately flustered
>Assuming they noticed
>All sitting together in their living room
>Sitting by myself at first, but then Chad whispers to the sister's friend
>Can't hear what they're saying, TV is too loud
>Before I can react, she's sitting in my lap
>Freak out internally
>First time a girl's done this, and her ass is on my crotch
>She sits there for a few minutes, before grabbing a blanket and putting it over our bodies
>Immediately moves my hands to her chest
>Howisthishappening.png
>Horny as hell, but even more awkward
>Play with her tits for a few minutes
>Absolutely shit at it, I hadn't ever kissed anyone, let alone felt someone up
>She's visibly getting bored
>She moves my hands, gets up, and walks upstairs
>Chad and his sister on couch start laughing
>They say that they told her to do that, to see what I'd do
>Laughing gets louder, can hear the friend laughing upstairs
>Tears start welling up
>Get up, go out the front door
>Walk home alone in the dark at 1:30am
>Get home, lay in bed, try to forget it ever happened
Still hung out with that Chad for a few months after that, couldn't bring myself to stay alone even though I would've been better off

>>34593024

What's worse is you actually think it matters.

>>34593710
FOR FUCK SAKE, THOSE DAMNED NORMIES
why your didn't kill them all

>>34588196
3D girl or 2D?

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>>34593710
>Still hung out with that Chad for a few months after that, couldn't bring myself to stay alone even though I would've been better off

I am sorry I have to be the one to say it but you are C U C K.

>>34590479
Except he's doing the exact opposite of that nimrod.

I couldn't get it up and she told me i sucked

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>>34594451
i-it's alright anon, d-don't worry about it

>gave a girl a ride home from work
>i told her i was go take my usual nap after work
>i woke up to her sucking my penis
>she hoped on top of me had sex
>she held me down i wanted to play with her boobs

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I laid her down and tried taking her panties off, she kept pushing my hands away and so I said sorry for going so fast and stopped. We went to the bathroom individually then went to bed hugging and went to sleep.

Then at about 4AM we started kissing in pitch black and she got on top of me and basically started dry humping me over and over until she moaned then we went back to bed.

>tfw have got a handjob, blowjob, eaten pussy and ass but still am a virgin but couldn't get it up twice for actual penetration
JUST family.

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I put my dick in crazy. She got progressively abusive over the next few months. Culminated with her beating me in the face with some small metal block, no sure what it was. She held it in her fist and hit me in the face over and over until I finally got past her and left her room

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>be 17yo KV
>was going to turn 18 soon
>be shy awkward manlet
>discover one of the biggest and most well-known escort sites, where most of the service offers are based in the UK
>find a 25-year-old 6'0 redhead who is into giving domination among other things
>book her
>book a hotel to call her out to
>we meet up
>she's really nice, we talk a little bit to break the ice before getting to business
>she ties me up, fucks me on top and kisses me until I smell like strawberries
>lick and suck her off, surprisingly it doesn't taste like a damn thing - all texture, god knows what hygeine measures she takes
>she was really reassuring throughout the whole ordeal
>we cuddle for a bit afterwards
>finish after our time is up, she never watched the clock once
>she gets dressed and we have one last kiss. I tell her she was amazing, but she says "no, you were amazing" before she left

>get free STD checks at my local clinic
>staff member asks if I want to see a sexual health advisor
>fuck it, why not - it was my first time anyway
>advisor is really chill, I tell her everything that happened and so forth
>she explains how many working girls frequently come to check themselves up, no one judges or bats an eye
>STD checks return all clear

God I fucking love my country.

>>34594717
That is the best way to wake up. I was dating a girl once, and the first time she spent the night she woke me up at 5:00am and said "anon I'm hungry" so I said I would get her a granola bar and she said "That's not what I mean"

She sucked my dick and swallowed

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>>34594855
>eating out a hooker

>>34593710
What a cuck. Your suppose to know how to please a woman at 13, but obviously, you failed at that.

>>34594855
What website anon and how much for a blowie? I recently got a bj off a girl but it kind of sucked (I only just got that as I typed it hehe)

The farthest I ever got to was kissing, hand holding, and holding eachother. I did not regret it. She is gone now, sadly.

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In kindergarten there was this black slut who I used to be friends with. She would grab me dick and I would grab her pussy(thought girls had dicks) and we would squeeze eachother. I also dry humped my step cousin when I was 6 and pissed on her through my pants a bit. She's 19 now, tall as fuck and semi THICC. She came onto me once but I cock blocked her. We never smashed. Bitch is a thotie.

I discovered porn when I was about 4. I remember looking through my mom's ex bf's dvd collection for something to watch but I ended up finding some porno where on a construction site.I


Good times desu. I still can't believe I'm a virgin though.

I hugged a girl after she dropped me off once

>Be 13 year old me
>Hang out with best friend, he says to meet his new friends in town
>Go and see mega milk brunette godess who looks just like Maggie from walking dead
>Spend time with her, getting closer
>Meet her sister, tallish firey redhead with petite frame and C cups. Super cute and sexy. We become friends
>Still tryna bang Maggie
>Month or two later redhead asks me out (lets call her Faith, Best friend was gonna ask her out later that day, I lol'd
>Fastforward month or two, nothing serious happens
>Stay at hers for party, sleep with her in blow up double bed downstairs. Couch was to the left with her Mega Milk sister, blow up bed to right with her best friend
>They're asleep, we talk while watching Trainspotting
>Start making out
>Animalistic instincts take over, start caressing ass and slowly rub her pussy through shorts
>holyshit.jpg
>I didnt even conciously decide to do it, body moved by itself, it was some primal shit
>Her voice quivers and she starts breathing loud
>put hand down pants and start drawing circles on her clit #ThankYouBiologySexEd
>Began plunging finger deep inside, she moans
>Take her panties of and start fingerblasting, holding my other hand on her mouth, while she does too, she was moaning too loud didnt want to wake them
>Holy shit thats warm and tight, felt like a finger trap
> Pumping that pussy with a come hither motion
>She orgasms, gushes from that perfect shaven pussy whilst shaking and digging nails into my back
>Her mom comes down
>Battlestations
>Resume normal sleeping poitions, she decides to watch Trainspotting
>Fall asleep
>Wake uo next morning at 6am
>Her lips wrappped around my cock
>Cum buckets, she swallows it like a champ
>Her sis wakes up, im have a semi and walking out in boxers
>She tells me later her sis saw my dick and said it was huge abd how she would hop on that in a heart beat

Fastforward a year, wake up ther her sis riding me with my dick up her ass

>>34595108
A girl hugged me once after I helped her out with some work.
That really blew my mind for some reason.

It was 5 years ago and the closest I ever got to a girl.

>>34588196

I'll let you know when it happens

Oregano desu

Why the fuck are threads like this allowed? You disgusting normie degenerates make me sick

>>34589971
This is perfect, I'm crying right now, don't even know why.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT.
t. 25 year old khv autist

>>34594961
www.adultwork.com

Most don't charge based on the services themself but on the time spent, instead they just give you what you ask for + general stuff that happens in sex (kissing / foreplay, blowjob etc) Their profiles list what they like too.

>>34588196
Uhhh, i think i held hands with the gym teacher when we had to do dance. Does that count?

>tfw this is honestly as close as ive come.
>tfw the teacher was a man.

>>34588196

Why do you post these things here? Just to torment us? You get off being emotionally sadistic, imagining the frustration, anger and sadness the awfully bitter people like us feel when presented with such questions? The anger and sour taste left on our tongues when thinking about how we'll never experience such things? Do you know how terrible we all feel? This isn't a fucking joke.

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>>34589535
>sex doesn't solve all your problems anon
Fair enough, I'm not about making suffering into a pissing contest

>it's just sex
And you were doing so well, you just had to blow it didn't you. Get out.

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>>34589864
capped my distinguished associate

>>34588213
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>>34588320
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALFAGGOTS! GET OUT! GET OOOUUUUTT! RRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34588196
I will tell you when it happens.

>>34592155
yeah, it will smell for quite a while. just enjoy the heavenly aroma of a pussy

>>34598066
fuck off, normo. tbo

>>34588213
holy shit same thing happened to me
never even got close after that

>>34589535
food doesnt solve all your problems anon
its just food
you can live without it, right?

>>34589900
I'm probably older than you are fuck face.

Here's a more roboty experience:
In middle-school, I paid the domineering slut (the girl who controlled horny teen boys with her sex appeal) 20$ to fondle her breasts. She laughed and accepted, but over her bra. At that time it was the best thing ever, but now I regret it.

>>34589864
this is the gayest thing i've ever read. gay gay and more gay

Fucked up

>be me, 18, kissless, fuckless virgin
>meet a cute girl at the birthday party of my best friend
>after that party, she sent me a message via whatsapp
>chatted a bit, decided to have a date at a bat in our town
>date went great, kissed that night
>met again the day after, ended up having sex
>"fuck yeah. the first time a girl liked me and we even fucked"
>best day of my life
>"hey anon, i have to confess something to you
>I have a boyfriend
>my stepfather raped me
>I've tried to kill myself and i'll do it again"
>fuck.

Now I had to deal with that shit...
And yes she tried it again because of me. You don't want to read random whatsapp messenges with "hey, how funny! it won't even stop bleeding".
Bitch.

fucking normies
die

>>34598271
Yeah it was embarrsing as fuck. But she was also drunk and I know she would have claimed rape the morning after, maybe it was a blessing in disguise. But I left the room after that and came back later to her still naked and we cuddled for the rest of the night.

>>34588196
Awful like everyone else.

>>34588196
I was technically molested by one as a child but I admit I enjoyed the experience...until stuff happened..

>>34595064
i bet that's cold milk.
doesn't look enjoyable.

>17 y/o
>2004
>big internet chats are a thing
>chat with older woman, not sure how old
>decide to meet up
>get to her place
>she's like 40, 6/10 at most
>she figures out i'm a virgin, says she'll give me a lesson
>do basically everything, she guides me through

years later I realise she was a 3/10 probably, but I was young and horny. don't regret a thing, every partner I've had since then said it seems I know my way around.
thanks, based pedo who made me good in bed.

>>34598943
tell her you can't deal with this right now and you need to focus on your own life, then block her on everything.

>>34588196
>23
>parents on vacation so have the house to myself
>invite 19 year old virgin girlfriend over
>we make out on the couch, first kiss for both of us
>next night she comes over again
>making out on my bed
>says she wants to suck my cock
>pull it out and she starts sucking
>feels weird because I was used to death gripping
>can't stay hard
>don't cum
>she feels bad

For some reason she gave me another chance and I popped her cherry a few nights later

>>34599725
is this death grip thing a thing cut guys do/get?
im uncut and i barely need to grip my dick and have no trouble staying hard.

>>34588196
Awkward, got nervous and spreged out. Least I'm not KHV... Still V tho...