>babysitting my niece >started wrestling with her >accidentally

>>34618949
>What the fuck do I do?

Call an ambulance you fucking retard

>>34618949
Take your 10 year old meme and shove it.

Blame it on the dog

hide the body in your fat rolls
noone needs to know

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>>34618949
Nice going fatass. No amount of apologies of any kind is going to make your family forgive you, so here are a few good choices I have for you:
>gather money and other necessary travel supplies
>run away from home far enough
>call ambulance and explain what happened
>break phone
>live as a hermit in the forest or wherever the fuck
or
>tie noose
>put noose around neck
>hang yourself

>>34618975
Never saw this meme before

>>34618949
HOW THE FUCK did she died? If her neck broke just tell them all she fell or something fell on her

>>34619073
it's just an old pasta you egg