Why wouldn't you settle for an average guy like pic related?

>Sam
>Average
Women love massmurderers

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I won't settle for anything less than a Sam. Looking for my very own Charls, desu.

>>34619005
>the infamous mass-murderer, terrorist, misanthrope Sam Hyde
>average
Fucking women keep increasing their goddamn standards to ludicrous heights.

>>34619005

Sam's our guy
Sam's our guy

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>>34619005
>12" penis
>24" biceps
>mass murderer and infamous bad-boy
>drives a motorcycle over to your house to fuck your mom

>average

>>34619005
>>34619027
>>34619065
>>34619219
You're right. He's actually quite ugly

The funny thing about Sam is despite how unfunny and autistic he, he's 6'2 with a 7" dick so literally everyone loves him.

Just ask dollface.

Reminder that if you're above 5'10 you literally can not be a robot and are Chad by default.

>>34619091
He's not /ourguy/ if you consider /r9k/ to be a shithole of transsexual and homosexual degenerates.

He is /pol/'s guy though

>>34619005
He's a literal 10/10, complete opposite of average

>>34620518
Fuck you. Literally 6'3 with a 7.5 inch cock and probably more of robot than you will ever be.

>>34620957
Nick is more like 6'2
Sam is 6'5 or 7

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>6'5
>big dick
>fucks traps
>nihilist
>wicked sense of humor

there's no way this guy is not /ourguy/

>>34619005
See only actual below-betas think this guy is anything other than cringe worthy.

I've actually tried to like him because R9K recommended him, but most of his shit is try hard.

>>34621354
enlighten us, give us a name of someone with better content than him?
just one name, I'm not trying to prove you wrong, just looking for recommendations

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can someone pls explain to me in detail and without meme arrows how this even fucking unironically happened

>>34621651
being tall and confident helps a lot, also a little bit of fame

>>34621651
The strongest HRT known to man

>>34619005
>average guy
>posts a 10/10

>>34621651
he fucked her in the ass and got shit everywhere
even though he told her not to fucking eat the dumb bitch. SHE RUINED IT.

>>34621651
The guy is like 6'5, charismatic and funny. Are you braindead?

>b-buh muh girls only date 8/10 meme

Fucking neck yourself if you unironically think this. I'm tired of hearing this meme, you can be below average in looks and still get a gf as long as you make up for it with some dumbass personality.

>>34621727
THERE WAS A TURD IN HER ASS
how do I become /sam/core. I've already began shopping exclusively at Ross. and started lifting 6,000 pounds a day. What next?

>>34620957
>Some lanklet thinks he's a robot because he failed to get a gf in 1 month's time on OKC

Keep on memeing in the free world

>>34619005
I AINT GAY NIGGA

>>34621788
dye hair blond, get a motorcycle

>>34621788
Be tall. And troll persistently irl.

>>34620957
>probably more of robot than you will ever be.

I haven't left my house more than a handful of times in the last 6 years. I'm a virgin. I haven't spoken to another human being face to face besides my own mother in 6 years. I'm a schizoid, I have no friends, mother is my only family. I live with my mother. I haven't ever had a job, I dropped out of highschool in the 10th grade.

I win the robot olympics every time. Whereas you are sad about the fact you're too shy to make a tinder profile mentioning your 8 inch dick and height and watch the messages roll in.

Kill yourself normie faggot. Get some white lady in your veins and lay your head on the tracks, it will be alright.

>>34621523
There's a lot, but of course you're only asking me this to shit on my taste. It doesn't take much to be better than Sam, because Sam doesn't really put much effort in his content.

>>34622057
>robot olympics
there are no robot olympics
there's no reason to be proud that you're this way

>>34619005
Does this dude have downs

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>>34622295
What did you just say about Sam?

>>34622351
excuse me, what are these little lines.
you tellin' me I gotta read, on 4chan?

>>34622074
>Sam doesn't really put much effort in his content
that's just not true, not all of his videos are just random videos he films of himself
and you haven't named someone else yet

>>34622215
Of course there isn't. But when normies go around telling me they have it worse than me it's my god given right to blow them the fuck out.

>>34622605
True that. Everybody could use a little perspective every now and then