>Claims to be a fembot. >As if that is a real thing. If

but my virginity is the only thing of value that i have. how else will i get a sad beta to marry me

>He thinks virginity is the only thing that makes you a robot

You must be a special kind of retard.

>>34694424
I never mentioned virginity. I just want Anons to get laid.

>>34694424
fuck off failed normalshit
you are the reason /r9k/ turned to shit

>>34694385
But is that what you really want?

>>34694385
Screw marriage. I will make you my concubine.

>>34694385
Nice try man but everyone knows girls don't value their virginity.

They are curious and give it away to any guy that is semi decent.

>>34694526
i don't want anything except dying so im gonanaa say fuck nah

if anyone wants to double suicide with me tho hmu

>>34694615
Terrible, anon. Don't waste your life dude.

>>34694615
Why not be my cockwarmer?

>>34694358
gril here area codes 404, 678, 770.

>>34694615
If we put our heads side by side and I pull the trigger, the bullet will travel through both our heads!

>>34694785
would you fuck a mexican if he payed your trip to mexico? j-just curious for a f-friend

>>34694813
Okay, I'll shoot too so you can have some of my blood in your brain.

>>34694358
ok
I live in Toronto
fuck me annonz

>>34694935
Can't I live in Oregon. Sorry.

>>34694385
The vast majority of betas don't hold out for virgins. That's seen as too picky and old-fashioned. Just don't be a turboslut and you'll be fine.

>>34695448
no, i don't care if people see me as picky or old-fashioned. i'm waiting to find my true love :'( sex is otherwise meaningless.

>>34695480
why would you call your true love a sad beta tho? that seems harsh

>>34695513
Let's not fool ourselves here, "she" is right.

>>34694813
>>34694850
this is so romantic guys. make it happen.

>>34695513
>why would you call your true love a sad beta
only sad betas are capable of true love. not all of them, but if anyone is, they are.

Area code 817
Any takers?

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>>34694615
>suicide pact.

I would do this.

Why haven't us robots banded together and had our own Jonestown or Heaven's Gate yet?

>>34695480
>no, i don't care if people see me as picky or old-fashioned.
I'm not calling you picky or old-fashioned. I'm saying beta males who care about virginity are seen as picky and old-fashioned and are a very small subset of all beta males.

>i'm waiting to find my true love :'( sex is otherwise meaningless.
That's fine if you want to, but sex isn't meaningless. It's fun and it helps build companionship, it can be meaningful even if you don't end up getting married or whatever.

>>34695931
Okay, if you were serious, post contact

>>34695876
517 here...
I wish that 8 were a 5 :/

Any fem bots in San diego?

>>34694358
92101
implying anyone will respond

>>34696084
You know what?

Fuck it.

skype: xatuburd

>>34696098
>517
313 here
n.

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>>34696145
Btw if anyone else has any interest in a suicide pact, go ahead and add me.

I'm ready to move on.

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>>34696021
What the fuck is going on in this thread? Get the everliving fuck off this board you normie piece of shit. I swear to god if I could come through this computer and strangle you I would

>>34696149
:o
male or female?

>>34696258
How is any of that indicative of me being a normie? I didn't even say anything about myself.

>>34696127
Bruh look right here >>34696138
If you don't hop on that I'm gonna get there first, it's only an eight hour drive.

>>34696315
m. you??

if you would have casual sex with a female you're not a robot just a failed normie

>>34696531
same :/
oreoanal

>>34696578
>if you would have casual sex with a female you're not a robot just a failed normie
<3

>>34696343
>sex isn't meaningless. It's fun and it helps build companionship, it can be meaningful even if you don't end up getting married or whatever.

What sort of fucking advice is this? Especially to a fembot (male)? Normie-tier #YOLO garbage, get fucked

>>34696661
It's literally just saying there's nothing wrong with sex outside of marriage. If I could have sex right now, I would.

>>34696592
soooo... suicide pact? kek

>>34696145
>>34696215
I sent you a message 40 mins ago but no reply yet.

>>34696138
>92101
Live at Barrio Logan.
Wanna met up at the library, browse some books, get some coffee, and fuck each other silly later?

201
i'm a fat ugly neet

>>34694358
>every thread like this is literally just filled with Americans
>my country has ~5m people in total so chances are I'll never meet a fembot from my area

>>34697930
Same here anon, although I'd rather just make friends than waste my time with some shitty roastie. Country?

>>34698276
I hear ya, anon. Though I've had good luck meeting girls off of 4chan, but so far I've only met one from /a/ and one from /cgl/, but they were both Americans.

I'm Norwegian.

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>>34698311
Damn, New Zealand here. Don't think we could be much further away.

>>34694358
>claims to be a fembot
>guaranteed 300 replies
some people just need a (you)

>>34698327
Quite literally the opposite side of the world, kek.

Oh well, good try.

NZ has better accents than AUS

>>34697930
I'm from the UK and was going to move to Norway, too bad I haven't yet. Where in Norway are you from?

>>34698342
Fun fact, New Zealand and Spain are antipodes.
Thanks senpai, but I'm a bong immigrant so I have an English accent

>>34698311
That shit is nuts, I'd never imagine meeting someone off the boards lmao

>>34698356
I'm from the west side, Rogaland county. We have funny R noises.

>>34698377
;_;

>>34698391
Rogaland is nice, I like how close the southwest is to Scotland. The western dialects are pretty too. I wish I was there right now.