Your Japanese gf has invited you to the onsen. How do you respond?

By pissing in it

>>34696877
by leaving her for a korean girl

>>34696877
they're segregated by sex so I chill in the mens' onsen and meet up with her after.

I can't imagine having a girlfriend. Your scenario is too outlandish.

OH HERRO PREESE!

By bringing my boss

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>>34696877
>Your Japanese gf has invited you to the onsen.
>How do you respond?

First I shower to wash the dirt off my body
then I get a warm washcloth and drape it over my forehead

Now I enter the onsen and offer to wash my gf's back

I am COMPLETELY prepared to have a Japanese gf

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>>34696877
Holy shit amy san you're a twig
Where are the japanese bbws

Nice dubs

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>>34697064
>Where are the japanese bbws
disgusting desu

I sadly tell her I'm not allowed to enter because of my tattoos

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>>34697064
>Where are the japanese bbws
In the 2D world.

Laugh at her and go there with my friend instead. Nothing like a cold beer in it.

>>34697261
Nobody cares about white pigs with tattoos in most places unless you have some really obnoxious shit.

>>34697261
>I sadly tell her I'm not allowed to enter because of my tattoos
even a lot of onsen are fine with tattoos now

>>34696877
there's a no gaijin policy

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>>34697755
>there's a no gaijin policy
not if arudo san has anything to say about it

>go in with raging erection
>watch crowd of naked giggling schoolgirls surround me as my 6.5 incher is the biggest benis they've ever seen
>tentacle monster appears and rapes me

>>34697755
what are those little yellow manlets gonna do, stop me?

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>>34697844
>what are those little yellow manlets gonna do, stop me?

Yes, by any means necessary

gaijin need to be controlled like animals, this is how they deserve to be treated

>>34696977
>tfw you goto one of the few left in the country and its the most unsexual experience of your life

Its actually more comfortable in the unisex onsen

>>34697898
that image
>released without charges
>We decided to hand the man over to his friend without charging him
holy fuck why are nips so beta

>>34696877
Doko arimasu gozaimasu. Dewa mashitha shou.
My name is Ken-sama, konnichiha. I am an aspiring MANGAKA and video game developer.

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>>34697934
it's not that nips are beta, it's because when you are dealing with subhumans like gaijin there's really no incentive to put your foot down

like... you could potentially punish your dog for shitting on your carpet, but it's just too stupid to know what's actually going on, you know? There's no point in punishing it

>>34697957
GAAAAIJIN SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH
Literally the ultimate move

kill her and get myself a white gf

procreate of course

>>34697755
>>34697677
>>34697619
>>34697261
Any onsen that's fine with gaijin is going to be fine with tattoos.

>>34698225
>Any onsen that's fine with gaijin is going to be fine with tattoos.

literally 99% of onsen are fine with gaijin idiot

that's not true in the slightest, a small minority of onsen accept people who have tattoos

>>34697677
Yea no they aren't. The government has said that onsens shouldn't care if they are foreigners and not yakuza, but in practice you'll be told to leave

>>34696877
Fuck yeah I got invited to the onsen.
What the fuck is an onsen?

>>34697027
>washing your gf's back IN the onsen
That's a big fat F for you, Travis.

>>34697261
You can rent out a private one.

>>34697261
>my tattoos
thank you for getting those anon, it helps people easily tell you are a violent, low IQ idiot

>>34697898
That's cop on the middle left has some good spear technique.

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>>34698329
It's not a spear; it's a U-shaped stick. They're used against "dangerous people" to keep them at a safe distance.

>>34698355
can you attache a knife to the middle and paint it all red

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>>34696877
D-don't mind if i-i do, your hair looks really tasty today, id like a hair that pretty, can i sniff your hair?
I still haven't learned Japanese so i know communication can be a bit difficult between us but love is the greatest language right?
*sniffs her hair* smells nice don't wash it i want to put it in my mouth, i can wash your back like in the Japanese animes
I am sorry i didn't mean to scratch your back, i am such a baka anon, oh geez i knew i should have stayed at home masturbating to 2d this isn't going to work
I am going to reee and run away now, ill talk to you online my kawaii Japanese 3d waifu *runs away too ashamed to reee*

>>34698355
Why are the Japanese so cute?

>>34698319
Rude, that wasn't very nice anon

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>WHAT DAT MOUF DO LATER?

>>34697957
>being this much of an insecure asian

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>>34698319
>being intimidated by tattoos
Radical!

>>34697755
Hardly exists anymore, nice bait.

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>>34699123
I am not even asian

anyone with a brain will admit that the Japanese are undeniably superior to all other members of the human race

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>>34697957
>Advertise your country as the promised land of weebs
>Act surprised when majority of gaijin that come over are weirdo weebs
I don't know what you expected to happen, your country is known for anime/manga/eroge and people who consume those products are generally a little bit recluse weirdos (myself included)
Don't see why that dude would decide to run around naked thou

>>34698262
Fuck them then, shooting themselves in the foot by not making a profit.

>>34696877
I-is she going to pee? I hear that the jap girls' pee tastes like the most delicious apple juice in the world.

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>>34699182
Koreans are the masters of this earth, dirty jap zipperhead scum

>>34699182
>Japanese are undeniably superior to all other members of the human race
Jews and Whites are the most intelligent race, Asians might be a close third, but genetically Whites are also generally taller and stronger. The only thing no race can compete with is the women they have.

>>34699235
gooks, nips, chinks, and mongols are the scourge of the earth. the only true Asians are pinoys. they are the mightiest race.

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>>34697844
>what are those little yellow manlets gonna do, stop me?
fuckin hell hahahaha

when will they realize how fucked they are?
>their men are beta as fuck with small dicks
>no one over 6 foot
>their weaponized autism backfired and created an entire generation of NEETs
>their women are small and fun to conquer

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>>34699182
>Japanese are undeniably superior to all other members of the human race
Herrenrasse bullshit is kind of stupid concept, every race has its idiots, its painfully average and its geniuses
To say Japanese is superior to other in culture sense would also be silly, they are isolationists, their military record isn't that impressive and they were also forced to buckle in front of the western imperialist might
To this day the most successful cultures have been western, America, GB, French, Spain, Portugal, Germany (for a while) etc
The rest wouldn't imitate it if it wasn't successful so calling some isolationist island nation on the shit side of nowhere superior is kind of stupid, GB was island nation yet it held one of the most impressive colonial empires of its time
Japan wouldn't be this great if it didn't adapt to western ways, "b-but muh culture" your culture had its chance to strive, you fucked it up by bad planning, you can still preserve the essentials but Japan is imitating western culture now like it or not

>>34699235
>>34699316
>>34699295
>>34699280
That's a tasty race bait, have a (you)

>>34698355
holy fuck who thinks of this shit
>2 people minimum to hold back 1 person
>unwieldy as fuck
>completely ineffective if the attacker is stronger than you
>attacker yanks it out of your hands, they now have a stick to beat you with

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That kind of tool is normally used when capturing/transporting animals
>2 people minimum to hold back 1 person
Law enforcement works in pairs dummy
>unwieldy as fuck
Are you sure about that?
>completely ineffective if the attacker is stronger than you
Shows how much you know of animal control
>attacker yanks it out of your hands, they now have a stick to beat you with
They are trained in using those, if the attacker manages to yank it out of your hand you are not trained in it's use properly same as with spears

The reach the tool gives you is handy against CQC, short reach weapons like knifes and syringes
I think you're bashing the tool for its silly looks

>>34699336
>Germany (for a while)
Germany is still at the top, give it half a century before saying it's fucked, the only bad thing about it is it's joke of a military.

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>>34699458
It is hard for Germany to come out at top when every other country knows how bad Germanys imperial ambitions are
It's like in EU4 where you AE too hard and every other country decides to go "fuck these guys, we are never letting them get strong again"
Economically they will most likely thrive once again assuming EU gets it's members under control before we get another Greece fiasco that's going to sink the value of Euro
But as a military might of the past? never again mate, no sane country is going to let Germany control a military power that would rival the world powers

>>34697898
>Bill Trinen enjoying what he sees in the background

>>34699411
>Law enforcement works in pairs dummy
Or in the case of the Japanese they send like 20 cops to make one arrest

>>34696877
>How do you respond?

I accept the invitation and we have a good time like a mature well developed couple.

>>34699652
Well if they have the manpower then why not use it?

>>34699657
boooooooooooooring desu kouhai

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>>34697064
>liking fat chicks
shit taste famalam

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>>34696877
To the fucking what?

>>34699350
Not to mention if they somehow have a gun you dead as hell

>>34699280
You say that but Asians have an higher average IQ than whites.

>>34699350
It's for when you have a couple guards and some nut.
Let's you wrangle him without getting close or maiming him. It's not like they could use a poleaxe.

>>34696877
"Sorry I already had a shower today"