Are there any things you feel weird for buying when doing groceries?

>>34702792
buying condoms is always embarrassing

>>34702798
I never buy those (kv here), but I can imagine how dreadful it must be to buy those. Do the cashiers giggle or something when you buy them?

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soap, toothbrush, toothpaste, rice, potato(any poverty food basically), bread, vegetables.

>>34702792
It is very sad

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>why are you buying so many panties, aren't you a guy ?
There is nothing worse than this

>>34702827
No but it's still awkward, even if the cashier is a guy.

>>34702827
I'm a kv too I just buy them so people will think I'm getting laid

>>34702792
remotely related
I couldn't bring myself to hand over Adele's records to the cashier
worst decision of my life

>>34702884
What do you do with them afterwards? Throw them away?

Every time I've bought a Jane Austen novel, I get laughs from the cashier (male or female, old or young). I genuinely find her very entertaining and comfy.

>tfw will never be a wealthy bachelor in late 17th-early 18th century England

>buy bananas, carrots or weiners
>get nervous af

I feel embarrassed buying chocolate even though I'm not a fatty.

Just got back from shopping myself

>Want to buy monster, bout 8 cans should do
>Look through shelves, find out theres no four packs meaning I'd have to buy 8 individual cans
>Feel awkward as fuck buying that many cans so decide to only buy 2

I also needed some diesel but none of the pay at the pump ones were free so I drove halfway across town to another store to get some. I fucking hate driving.

>>34703576
I always feel girly when I buy chocolate.

>>34702877
cashier thinks you are an old school robber

it's likely true and will keep you sleeping better at night if you believe it

>>34702792
Ice cream or any sort of junk food. I don't think the cashiers are judging or anything, I just feel bad when I break and buy that garbage.

>>34702798
never felt any weirdness with buying condoms desu.
I did know the 7-11 cashier down the block when I first bought them in highschool though. We were on a first name basis but would mostly just give eachother shit in the store. He'd fuck with my change when I was high, be a dick. After like 2 years tho I finally go in there and buy some condoms and that mother fucker lost his shit. It was kinda nice lol. Except the two other people were in there watching this middle aged black dude with snaggle teeth yelling about "HOooooooo boy you finally get a girl huh? Oooh mah gawwd, lord save her hahahahaha." As a scrawny 16 year old just stood at the counter cackling and holding a box of trojans.

Miss u Jake, bless up.

When my cart is sky high with $50 worth of junk food and nothing else

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>big cucumbers

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>>34702792
>I also feel very ashamed when buying toilet paper

Same here. Both because of the obvious implications that I'll be wiping my own feces off my own asshole with it, but also because I only buy pic related. I feel like it's pretentious to use the most expensive TP and they judge me for it, but it's the only one that both soothes and doesn't shred in my ass crack. It's my one luxury.

>>34703870
oh also i feel weird buying skincare stuff. i had really bad acne for a while and its like residual shame from going up to the counter with a box of some shit that would never work.

>>34704104
at least you're taking care of yourself, or trying to. you didn't ask for advice, but i'm curious about your skincare routine on the offchance you might like some advice

>>34704153
oh i got it all figured out now. some residual scarring, but i got it under control last year. its just like pavlovian response to buying skin stuff.

i used to feel really uncomfortable buying skin stuff when i had acne. even though i dont have it anymore really, i still feel weird buying it.

>>34702792
>I also feel very ashamed when buying toilet paper

you should, pooping is disgusting. that's why I never do it.

>>34702798
>buying condoms is always embarrassing

totally bro, whenever I would see someone buying condoms my first thought was always "oh wow, this person is going to have sex. WHAT A FUCKING LOSER LOL"

>>34703786
>robbing a store with panties on your head
>not stockings
Shiggy

>>34704182
glad to hear. don't feel weird about it. it's good to pamper your skin. think about it that way. i love buying skin care stuff. maybe if i ever get a goddamn job again. that was my one luxury i guess

>>34704248
i gotta get me some aztec clay lol been about to pull the trigger for a while.

you know any nice gentle face masks that aren't crazy drying? i like aztec but i always feel like an irritated husk afterwards

>>34704270
i use ole henriksen sugar scrub/mask on my face followed by erborean bamboo waterlock moisturizer 2x/wk. i'll use the moisturizer about every night but the scrub is pretty strong. it's not drying tho. they're expensive but they have lasted me months, still on first tub of each, it's been a bit less than 6mo

have you ever tried korean skincare? it is hit or miss but tonymoly actually makes some pretty decent actual face masks -- the cloth ones --

also all of these things can be ordered online so no need to go out and get them

never tried aztec healing clay because i heard it can be incredibly abrasive and my skin is the only part of myself that i like... sorry it fucks with yours. heard good things about coconut oil as well. i have used it in my hair and body, but never my face...scared.

>>34704440
i have friends who use coconut oil on their face and love it, but i'm positive it'll just clog my shit up.

>>34704084
Everyone shits, its ok

>>34702798
When buying condom always buy a six pack or some sort of alcohol

>Going to have a good night


>Getting drunk in my room having a posh wank

>>34703662
is it a good feeling, anon OwO