Convince me not to masturbate

wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls

it might damage ur testies if u dont

>>34702656
If you masterbate youll have no energy to kill youreself later anon

>>34702656
once a day keeps the cancer away

ohhhhh NOT masturbate

im sorry

originalisimo post

Why? For nofap?

>>34702788
Yes, on my fourth day and I'm about to fucking burst

Nah, just masturbate. It feels good and NoFap is bullshit.

>>34702808
But I always feel guilty afterwards

>>34702656
masturbating at least once a day drastically lowers the chance of getting prostate cancer

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>>34702822
masturbate before bed so it doesn't take any of your precious time, i only feel guilty if i'm late somewhere because i specifically chose to masturbate even if i knew i couldnt finish in time. like right now, i should've showered and have been at this place called my job interview right now. but i chose to masturbate to fat girls smothering skinny girls instead.

only retarded 15 year olds feel guilty about masturbation, it's perfectly natural after all and nofap is bullshit.

>>34702803
What's the point of it? What do you gain?

>>34702656
You convince me to not cheat on my gf or masturbate, I almost fuck another girl last night and I almost had a blowjob from another dude last saturday.
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

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>>34702843
i believe some sort of confirmation is in order

>>34702966
You gain the utmost respect for women