Why don't you smoke?

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HIGH

TEST

ALPHA MALE

>>34709645
i do smoke though, my dude

>>34709645
I'm a leftist nu-male cuck, what the fuck are you going to do about it /pol/ faggot?

You know what else could raise your testosterone levels?

Rubbing cream on your skin.

>>34709736
You mean like cum? I usually rub my cum all over my belly and sort of just let it dry. Makes me pretty smooth.

>>34709645
>he needs help to raise his testosterone
You had shit genes from the start. Never gonna make it.

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>>34709759
You can ALWAYS be higher test. It's the god hormone.

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>Why don't you smoke?

But I do.

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>being so insecure you munch on cancersticks to try to feel more manly

>>34709645
>Smoking is SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN to raise testosterone

That is not what the abstract says. Here's an alternate explanation, people with higher testosterone are more likely to smoke.

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>>34709818
>I'm a sissy because I'm secure in my masculinity
>wanting to be more manly means you're just INSECURE

pic is u. got a phone #?

>smelly
>makes you cough all the time
>makes you winded more easily
>ruins your sense of taste and smell
>increases your chances of dying a slow cancerous death
>needlessly addicts yourself to smother drug
>have to smoke in a smelly ass little gazebo with all the other smokers
>doesn't even look cool unless you're David Bowie or something

>>34709846
If you weren't insecure I don't think you would be coming on this board and trying to justify how you are slowly killing yourself kek

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>>34709861
>smelly

Girls like it.

>makes you cough

LMAO SISSY LUNGS

>makes you winded more easily

Out of shape sissy.

>increases chances of dying a slow cancerous death

Majority of cancer smokers die of non-smoking related death.

>addiction

You're addicted to cocks but I don't come over and judge you.

>smoking in a gazebo

Californian detected.

>doesn't look cool

LMAO virgin.

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Smoking is a shit tier drug choice but it feels nice and makes me feel like less of an aspie if I have a little smoke while I'm walking down the street

>>34709818
hamster butt in this pic always makes me laffo

>>34709910
Another victim of the Jewish television industry. Majority of smokers die of a non-smoking related death.

Testosterone reduces how long you live as well, the solution isn't to be a sissy cuck.

>>34709913
>Girls like it.
Yeah, trashy girls. If that's your target demographic, go nuts.

why not just eat lots of broccoli, mushrooms and take zinc to raise your test? it's a lot healthier then smoking the 5,000 chemicals that the big tobacco jew is killing you with.

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>>34709958
>t-trashy s-sluts

>>34709939
>He calls everyone who disagrees with him a sissy cuck
>Has pictures of traps saved
>Has to brag on /r9k/ about how he's more manly than everyone else because he smokes
Fag in denial confirmed

I'm smoking a cig right now. Hand rolled organic American Spirits all day baby.

>>34709986
It's not gay to get sissies to suck your cock.

>>34709992
>American spirits

LMAO

>>34709982
Who said sluts? Not me, senpai

How do u feel about Camels?

I bought my first pack in the Netherlands a little while back and they were alright but I didn't feel any of the effects of the nicotine

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>>34710005
>gets accused of being a faggot in denial
>Openly admits to wanting men to suck his cock and says it's not gay
We have reached a new level of autism

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>>34710056
Fucking a big round sissy BUTT is NOT gay. Smoking a cigar while fucking a smokefree feminine sissy asshole is the most MASCULINE thing in existence.

Asserting your dominance over another male is high test behavior.

>>34709782
I bet most girls get wet from just crossing paths with this in public.

>>34710086
>Fucking men is NOT gay
>Fucking men is STRAIGHT ALPHA behaviour
You can fuck so far off you no longer exist in this fucking timeline you abominable fucking creature.

>>34709645
>the people who own the business want it banned
Yyea....totally man, that makes sense.

I smoked since i was 12 and if i ever could stop myself from doing it i would. So dont start, dont think about it, fuck it. We are all slaves to fucking miniature tubes man, fuck us and our ways.

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>>34710094
>>34710094
You bet. They don't even notice men under 6 ft.

>>34710136
I'd say that guy is at least 6'5", minimum, most likely a couple inches taller.

>>34710086
>Literally trying to say that having sex with men is the straightest thing you can do

>>34709645
high test is a MEME you literal retard

>>34710136
lmfao where can I find more of these? I remember seeing a bunch. Pussyless niggaz be so sad sometimes.

Hi Shane
Oregano

>>34710199
http://imgur.com/a/odxAV

Oregano pasta sauce

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>>34709645
>tobacco breath
>lung cancer
>higher risk of stroke and heart attack
>extreme nicotine dependency
>isn't even considered to be cool anymore
>pretty much no upside to smoking tobacco

Tobacco is wacko.

>>34710325
Cheers

>>34710364
You forgot about bruxism. Nocturnal bruxism led to me having severe migraines that made me literally want to kill myself. I still smoke though.

>Unironically being a smoker

kill yourself, oh wait you already are

>>34710325
Jesus christ that guy is seriously disturbed. Most his comics involve suicide. Any background on him? Sounds like an Indian or Arab who got cucked.

>>34709645
Seeing your dad slowly get raped by burst aneurysms is a bit offputting to say the least.

I have tried it, I see the appeal, but I don't think I'm going to smoke routinely.

>>34710086
You are diluded.