There are robots so autistic they can't understand

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>>34709492
is that even english that she is saying

>>34709492
couple weeks ago when I was high of coke I got this. Im pretty sure I did. But now I cant figure it out what the fuck.

>>34709492
Rough translation I guess she's saying that sometimes she feels like wearing extra makeup so she wears smoky eyeshadow and false eyelashes to catch people out at sears, whatever that means.

>>34709492
It means she is using her charms to lure guys into buying shit for her

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>>34709492
"Sometimes" she feels like going above and beyond with her makeup, but she works as a cashier at Sears so it's basically pointless to try so hard.

She wants attention for putting in effort on something she probably does daily? How did I do?

>>34709492
anyone here who can translate this from ghetto nigger to english?

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>>34709492

If I understand that correctly the young woman in the picture is saying that occasionally she feels elevated levels of confidence in herself. When in this state of mind she applies smoked effect eyeshadow and false eyelashes and then attempts to provoke a reaction from others by simple show of appearance.

Am I right or close?

>>34709604
I have a bachelor's in ghetto nigger.
That is not ghetto nigger.

>>34709604

sometimes i just feel like putting more effort into my make up particularly eyeshadow and fake eyelashes, just to get more attention than i normally would when im working the cashier at sears

>>34709675
why would someone think we give enough of a fuck about that for them to tweet about it

>>34709698
S-she's a girl. She gets hundreds of messages a day.

>>34709740
won't be getting one from me. i swear i fucking hate roasties

>>34709644
Maybe you should get a masters degree in niggerology then.

>>34709492
wow clockwork orange remake looks great

>>34709598
Oooooh, she's a cashier. Man, being a millennial makes me want to blow my fucking brains out :D

>>34709751
I think she's fine with that anon

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>>34709795
now now anon we don't need another columbine on our hands

>>34709492
She sells drugs and preforms sexual acts for money at sears?

>>34709788
Le wrong generation, right?

>>34709492
Cash is slang for sucking.

>>34709552
Close, the last part is explaining how she's a cashier at Sears.

well, i have nothing against the actions that shes "describing", but that sentence is absolutely retarded

>>34709763
You know, I really thought about it.
Doubling down and getting a doctorate in Nigger Roasting as to completely fatten up my portfolio for an internship to understudy how the worst nigger memes horseshoe into usable clean green kek worthy memes

But student loans are tough, and NIT has a waiting list with 200 whitebois in aheadof me.

Fucking affirmative action.

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>>34709492
cash people out = perform cashier duties
falsies = false eyelashes
smokey eye = a specific way to do eyeliner
feel extra = feel positive about my looks

>>34709987
>Fucking affirmative action.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uzuiaPMPrV

>>34709514
its some kind of ghetto dialect

>>34710008
>Surprise story

>Actually negro
>cannot really digest this huge anecdote because lived entire life in parallel universe with ability to see into yours

>tfw "usa has been at peace too long"
I dont argue with that.
How can I?