>mom bought left over cake and pastries from work home again

>>34746336
>>have to eat them all

Shoot yourself

>>34746352

wow, another fucking normie scum. get the fuck out if you aren't going to sympathize

>>34746390
>hurrr durrrrr it's totes not my fault guize :)

>>34746336
Why do you have to eat them you fat bastard?

>have to eat them all
Made me cough up a lung.

>>34746390
Why should i symphatize for someone who hate themselves? Explain.

>>34746336

((((((((she wants you to move out)))))))))

>>34746390
>commiserate with me because I have no self control

>help me reassure myself that my obesity is someone elses fault... fuck you mom!

Take some fucking responsibility and start acting like damn man

>>34746336
>have to eat them all
>wait almost a week to start diet again
>b-but why does she sabotage meeeee? ? ? ;_;;;;;;;,,;

You're a fuxking joke. I hope you never go on a diet and die of slow, prolonged heart disease like the fat cunt you are

losing weight is so hard and annoying. i weigh 145lbs and im trying to get down to 125lbs for years now

i just dont have the continued motivation...

Drink water instead mate, you wont regret it

I feel ya bud. What else are you supposed to do in that situation? It's bullshit but you don't really have other options

What pastries are they?

>>34746464
You'll always be some girls fat unattractive friend. On the plus side you might get to be the grenade his buddy jumps on so he can take her home

>>34746404
>>34746422
>>34746425
>>34746439
>>34746451

get out now, seriously. i come her looking for some sympathy, not to be judged.

>>34746514
>i come her looking for some sympathy,

So you're basically a roastie?

>>34746514
Judgement is all you deserve cunt

>>34746514
no one gives a fuck you fat fuck

>>34746514
Then tell me a good fucking reason why you absolutely MUST eat all the goddamn cakes!

>>34746530
>>34746536
>>34746545

fuck you all, im on the verge of going back for more food, im an emotional eater. REEEE fuck you

>>34746589
>im on the verge of going back for more food,

well dont?

>>34746451
Chances are pretty good that he'll live through any obesity related heart condition. Should have hoped for an aortic dissection instead. Can only imagine how painful that must be, and no one survives them either.

>>34746589
food is like drugs man, it triggers all of that same stuff in your brain. Youre basically acting like a drug addict. Maybe you should think about rehab, they have that for food addiction

you dont have to eat the leftovers mom brought them.
your mom is mine too, and you are my brother. i have to tell, dont think of it too much, its not for you too eat. leave them and continue too succeed bro.
what are you doing right now and what are you planning to do.

>>34746336
She isn't sabotaging you, you are sabotaging yourself because your a weak-willed fatty
The fact that you can't control your own food intake is pitiful for a grown man
Go choke on a Twinkie, you stupid fuck

>>34746589
food addiction is for real. It can completley ruin your life just like any addiction

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People are stupid for actually falling for this bait.
Nobody is that stupid

>27 replies

why?

sage

>>34746336
THROW THEM THE FUCK AWAY. JUST THROW THEM IN THE GOD DAMNED TRASH. That's what she should have done at work, so now you do it for her.

>>34746882
these threads as well as the femanon ones are underage detectors.

>>34746336
>mfw i ate a double cheeseburger, large fries, a whole pizza and some leftover dinner last night in one go
>mfw i'm only 120lbs

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>have a shitty day at work
>mommy buys me a big bag of chocolate pretzels
>eat the whole thing in one sitting
who /enabler mommy/ here?

I'm not even that fat but I eat like a hog

Then there's some girls like me that don't have a fetish for fat dude but just like how big they make me feel in comparison and how their warm bodies feel when you're curled up next to them.

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>>34746514
>sympathy
>4chan

Enjoy your judgment, you revolting ambulatory bean bag chair.

>>34746889
Wouldn't say so. I made a pissbottle thread once and /reddit/ sperged out and didn't want to believe I acutally piss in bottles.
I'm pretty sure people like op exist.

>>34746589
Do it you fat fucking cunt. Kill yourself

>eat half a cheesecake like a fatass
>still end up only getting half my allowed calories because I didn't eat anything else all day

I finally found a way

>>34747371
This to be honest famalam

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>>34747318
Lol! Sorry but this actually made me laugh. I do wish you well OP. Maybe it takes practice to build up your will. I'm fighting the weight battle too. Had one egg sammich today rather than two...baby steps. And Big Coffee. The water drinking idea is good.

>>34747374
That doesn't work the way you think it works

>>34747527
Which part of it doesn't?

>>34747534
The part where your nutritional intake is sugar and crust

>>34747577
Hey, I don't plan on living long anyway

>>34747534
Not only doesn't it have any nutritional value, calories dont mean shit if all you eat is sugar, your body barely has to proces these sugars and it'll spike your insulin levels increasing the chance of diabetes(if you don't have that already).
I dont have time to explain the rest, but limit sugar intake and try to eat products with things unprocessed fats

>>34747700
I do know that anon, I don't eat cheesecake every day

>>34746882
I'm replying ironically
I don't want OP to better himself because it means one more person to compete with

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Sort yourself out, OP

>>34746336
she fears you wont need her anymore and will leave her, mothers can be just as bad as gfs

"Mom brought sweets home from work again"

"Mom"

"Home"

"work"

"why is she always sabotaging me?"

You sabotaged yourself by living at home while Mom works, faggot. Useless. utterly useless faggot.

>>34746336
it's not like you HAVE to eat them you fat slob

like, just don't put stuff in your mouth if you don't want to gain weight. how hard can that be?

>>34746390
>someone calls me out for being a fat cunt
>reee normie scum
every fucking time. kys you hamplanet

>>34746336
Breakfast
> wholeweat toast
> Peanut butter
Lunch
> Greek salad, no dressing
Supper
> all-bran cereal fiber plus
> 1 spoon sugar
> 125 ml skim milk

Snacks
> multivitamin

Losing weight is not hard. It's now week 2 of my diet. Lost 4 kgs

>>34747941
>Snacks
>> multivitamin

kek
I have the orange flavoured chewable ones
they're nice but eating too many is very bad for your liver

>>34747964
I have the same. It's 2 a day. I have one at 10am and one at like 3pm

>I came to one of the most acidic places on the internet for sympathy
lmao

>>34747993
misery loves company

oringhskg

>>34746464
Don't end up like me anon, plagued by random and hateful pains. Take the steps before agony gives you a good reason

>>34746464
Counting calories isn't hard.

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Important reminder: the head aches for bread snakes

>>34746514
Yeah well it's not hard to exercise some sliver of self control. At my worst I'd eat two proper "family" packets of chips a day in addition to two large meals. But I'd never mindlessly gorge. I learned, because I'm not an idiot

>>34746336
>tfw two days ago my brother got us tendie tuesday for dinner
>tfw had extra gravy and pepper poppers

I-I'll just start my diet later.

>>34746336

>have to eat them all

kek knowing that is pathetic scum like you out there makes everything better thanks anon

litteraly all you have to do is not eat that shit you fucking retard

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>>34747731
Well that's just sad

>mom mocks me for being obese, eg grabs my gut as i walk past and shakes it while making tsk tsk noises
>she serves huge portions and gets angry if i dont finish "i slaved over this for you anon"
>simultaneously mocks me as i eat "lol anon your chins are jiggling so much tonight!"
>sometimes hides things that make me feel sick in the food and acts hurt if i point it out and then dad gets angry at me

>>34748211
Just piss in a bottle and drink it
Easiest way for weight loss

>>34746464
145
>fat

I'm fucking 265 and no one calls me fat, fuck I have a 7/10 gf. It's not hard to loose weight

>>34749243
Literally just child abuse, my friend

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>>34749885
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMALFAG GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34746336
you don't have to eat it you fat fuck

>>34746624
I'm pretty sure they arent THAT painful, it's just mostly terrifying because you can literally feel the tearing.

Okay seriously though these troll threads are getting a little too obvious you can just stop now
They were good when they were believable

>>34747941
Breakfast- 5am
>Cup of coffee with sugar free cream (~70 cal)
Actual breakfast-7am
>Fiberone bar (~140 cal)
Lunch-11:30am
>Lean cuisine (usually chicken parmesan) (~310 cal)
Afternoon snack- 2:30pm
>Nathan's hot dog on whole wheat bread with mustard, onions and banana peppers and a coke zero (yes i know its cancer) (~250 cal, 160 for hot dog and 90 for bread)
Dinner-5pm
>Salad and lean protein (chicken, etc) (~650 cal)
Night snack-7:30
>1 serving (1/2 cup) ice cream (180 cal)
That comes to about 1,600 calories. They're all pretty small portions, but they keep me relatively full and not starving. Plus, i know if i get hungry that i only have to wait a couple more hours until i get something else to eat.

I started working out occasionally when i can get the motivation.

I'm down 11 pounds so far, only 77 more to go.

>>34751535
Enjoy your jojo whenever you're done

That lack of healthy fats will fuck up your metabolism for good.

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>>34746336
>TWO THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN YEARS AFTER THE BIRTH OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
>Believing any of the fat feel threads
you do know that these are basically a meme now right? Nobody is this stupid

>>34746464
>145lbs
how is this remotely fat

are you a midget or torsolet or something