ITT: we roleplay as edgy ninjas.

*watches while squatting on a branch in a tree*
This could get interesting... Let's wait and see what these kids have got before I deal with the scraps...
*puts hand on handle of sheathed katana*

>>34755827
*hat brushes to the side*
You think you can hide from me? Impressive, i might have to use 10% of my power.
*unsheaths dual armblades, teleports behind you*
Nothin personal kid

>>34755769
psssh, what do you mean, "roleplay". I think I've proven myself to be the apex swordsman

>>34755896
*teleports to your side and grabs your arm*
Psh...pathetic.
*unleashes wave of black fire from my eyes*
Amateur...

>>34755827

ninjas didn't use katanas

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>>34755827
>tfw you mastered the rare shaolin hiding technique to look and feel exactly like a tree branch and now some edgy ninjas are squatting on you
Feels uneuphoric man

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*arrives in a flash of light and destroys every other poster in this thread in under a second*

tsh, jama suru na

>>34756207
phage doesn't have flash or split second, fagloaf

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>>34755769
It's always their shoes that really get to me

>>34756158
Ninja use anything you autist

>>34756256
>Not wearing tennis shoes to a duel
PATHETIC WEALKING
*draws sword over head and charges towards you
HEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34756158
lmao youre kracing me up

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>>34756243
Kusokurae shithead, you better not mess with me.

*opens a wormhole portal that sends you into the shadow realm where you will be tortured for eternity*

>>34756288
*slice right through my shadow clone ninjutsu*
Heh, they don't train 'em like they used to. Eat THIS!

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[ runs in naruto ]

*steps out of shadows, slowly clapping*
"heh, impressive. too bad you've just been fighting holograms this whole time. now prepare yourself for a REAL challenge!"

>>34758371
hmph
*smiles slightly from one corner of mouth*
about time i found someone to test my strength
*unsheathes katana one inch and teleports above you*

>>34758826
*you slash another of my holograms*
"heh, when will they learn?"
*teleports behind u*
"heh, nothin' personnel kid"
*slices you into a million pieces*

>>34758371
>>34758826
*third ninja behind the building, watching closely
"They're pretty good, I must be careful when I engage. I mustn't engage to earlier nor to late
*turn hate around
*place on finger less gloves
*began charging my lighting ice fire ball to attack
"Just.......a.....few......more....