meme magic is real. so would it be possible to meme ours Waifus into real life?
>>28430288
The digits, t- THEY HAVE SPOKEN
>>28430288
Maybe one day, Solaire
I mean if /tv/ can get a plane called 4u to crash near Bains with no survivors, we can find our waifus
>>28430288
Let's find out
How did this happen?
>>28429776
>semen
>>28429776
Magic
>>28429776
it's a kids tv show anon....
Cum, or not to cum, that's the question anon
>>28429550
*cums*
>EQG face
A true abomination
>>28429578
You know you want it anon
"Yo!"
"Yo, Rainbow Dash told me to stay away from you. She said you, you hurt a lot of people. But yo that's not true right?"
"Yo...Why won't you answer me? And what's with that weird expression?"
>>28429364
>people
D R O P P E D
>>28429364
I... I can't lie to you, Scoots. I asked Rainbow Dash to tell you whatever she could to keep you away from me because I didn't want you to see me right now. I'm... doing... something and you shouldn't be here. Well, my plan didn't work. *sigh* I guess it no longer matters, so I can tell you the truth. I really didn't want it to happen this way. Sorry, Scootaloo. This is for you. You deserve it.I built it myself. It was a present for your birthday, Rainbow Dash helped me to do it. I was waiting for the paint to dry, but you can take it now if you are careful. Do you like it, Scoots?
>>28429364
Yeah scoots I have back on earth.
I grew up in a dangerous place among dangerous people so I did what I had to do to survive.
Not proud of it but there it is, here though I can finally try to live a productive and peaceful living I only hope you, Dash and the others can one day understand.
This series has better writing than Equestria Girls.
Prove me wrong.
>>28429281
---> >>>/v/
>>28429281
Anything is better than EQG.
>>28429281
Any "mainstream" series is better than Equestria Girls.
Except No Man's sky.
New pone species. 50% fluff, 50% magic. Post art, write lore, etc.
>>28429141
i wanna rib my face in it
>>28429141
cross posting from the original thread.
>Day frezing in Equestria
>Fuck
>There were a lot of things you could grin and bare, sky ice was not one of them.
>The white rooftops with chimneys softly billowing
>Rambunctious little colts and fillies playing in the snow
>Couples sharing a scarf and umbrella as they walked down the street
>The snowmares in every other lawn
>Absolutely disgusting
>You pass a couple getting interviewed by the local news station on your way to the sugar cube corner.
>That hot chocolate wasn't gonna drink its self!
>Well It might, it is pretty damn tasty.
>You step inside and are greeted by warmth and the pleasant smell of baked goods.
>The place is packed so it'll be a while before you get your order.
>You ponder what you'll get to accompany your hot chocolate wen somponie's magic grip taps your soldier.
>"is this where the line starts?"
>you turn to find the fluffiest unicorn you've ever seen looking up at you
>rap-HOLD ON A fucking minute, you didn't even know her name, or answer her question for that matter.
"yeah, you can go in front of me I take a while to decide"
>"Thanks!" the "flufflecorn" says before stepping in font of you
>Despite how bushy her tail was, you could still see that thick rump of hers on either side of it.
>unf~Continue (y/n)
>>28429372
Yes plz.
Also, porn when?
Who is cuter? Thorax or Kevin?
>>28429044
you forgot bugmom op.
>>28429044
Thorax sounds like a cute gay bug and I'd gladly fuck his bugpussi
>>28429044
Thorax desu
He sounds gay and I'd fug da bug
What happens now?
>>28428693
>Jump out the window
Monopoly
>>28428693
She has a penis
>Trixie all that time had a hard time in Equestria, even Twilight was skeptical about her
>Discord almost helps the end of civilization just because Tirek said so, AFTER being reformed, and is automatically forgiven
Why does the universe hate Trixie? Too hot to handle? Too cold to hold?
Because of THE PLOT
>>28428675
Honestly I love Trixie
What is Past Sins?
Past Sins is a famous/infamous fanfiction from 2011 created by Pen Stroke, reworked to fit aspects of S2 canon in 2012.
"On a dark night filled with even darker magics, an insane cult attempts to give Nightmare Moon a body and life of her own, utterly separate from Princess Luna. But, when the spell is interrupted by Celestia, something unexpected is created.
Now, a little black alicorn filly named Nyx finds herself living under the care of Twilight Sparkle, only to be haunted by memories and emotions from her past. Is she Nightmare Moon reborn or is she simply a doppelganger with a soul and mind of her own? Can Twilight Sparkle protect Nyx from those who refuse to see past her dragon eyes and black coat?
Or, will Nyx be forced to inherit the sins that may not even be hers and become the greatest evil Equestria has ever known?"
Story can be found here:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/41596/past-sins
Alternatively there are several audio readings and comics to follow along instead.
SFM Model:
http://aeridiccore.deviantart.com/art/DL-Nyx-Overhaul-562333013
>>28428457
Your threads are awful and you should feel awful.
>>28428640
Well that's unfortunate because I feel fantastic.
>>28428457
DELET THIS
You find yourself in the Equestria Girls Universe, What do?
Probably eat lunch alone and sit inside and play video games all day.
>>28428314
>rape
>>28428314
Get rejected by all the cuties.
Perfect pony size
Fuckin' fite me
>>28427962
No one is going to fight you, Anon.
You are not worth the effort.
looks right to me
Little pone.
*continues to drag bag*
whatever is in the bag, >rape it
>>28427839
But what if it'syour own virginity?
>>28427837
Finally, someone is getting rid of the bag of rustles.
Those were starting to smell...
My name is Optimus Prime
And I am here to say
I'm gonna make you smile and I
Am gonna save the day-ay-yay-ay
>>28427742
Gtfo Ponktimus Pink nobody wants your shit
Is it Nightmare Night already?
>>28427758
Nice shitpost m8.
>went to the toy section
>2 girls buying expensive monster high rather than discounted newest jizz-covered Dash
>why MH?
>search MH on teh internet
>turns out there is a cartoon
>try watching it
>giggle at the word "normies"
>turn off in a minute
So EqG is a basically a rip-off of MH? So which is better? I mean cartoon-vice and overall?
>>28427501
It's hard to be a rip off when you are a superior product.
>>28427501
I don't get it? They look nothing alike.
The style of the EG is just like the show's style.
The stories are different too.
The only similarity is that they take place in High School like a good chunk of Western cartoons.
The merchandise is a bit different, I guess they might have been going for a similar style but the minis have broken off that.
>>28427501
>EQG: Animated with Flash.
>MH: CGI that looks like they stole it from the 90's
>EQG: Actual stories, sometimes even outside of the school. Real plot and progression.
>MH: Stories so generic it should offend an 8 year old. And when the episode is over, the next one is reset so hard it would make how this show treats Flutters look insulting.