If the pay is good, would you babysit her?
>>28406886
Obviously. What could she do that I wouldn't enjoy?
>>28406886
>Diamond Tiara expects you to tend to her every whim like every other past babysitter
>She ignores you, thinking she's above you
>But when you pull out a book, she sees how lazy you are and finds she's the one being ignored
>She begins pulling annoying little stunts to get you to pay attention to her
>>28406999
So her, also so fucking cute.
Things you do to prove your love to your waifu. I'll start.
>Black Mold all over Twiggy Plushie
>Still fuck her, cum all over her and make out with her every day and night
Seriously though I feel like I should be dead, maybe I'm resistant to the strain because Its from my Jizz or something I don't know.
Step it up.
That poor plushie..
You're a monster OP
>>28406657
Jesus fuck, clean your plushie.
get back in your containment zone, /ntt/
Appul?
>>28406564
Appul
>>28406564
Applebutt
Pear!
Why are people eating this season up? There have only been a few good episodes but most have been written but new writers with no solid grip on the characters or show. A few new writers is a good thing but more than half this season has been written by newbies.
And people just eat it up, despite all the problems it has. Look at EQD. Seth loves Nu-Glim to death even though she's practically useless and serves no purpose outside the few episodes she has (which somehow justifies her stealing the finale to all herself). And because Seth owns EQD, bronies just eat that shit up.
I guess I'm wondering why bronies just seem to lap up everything like battered up housewives. When was it considered bad to criticise something you love? Don't we want to see things improve?
>>28406543
My two cents
Some people probably just genuinely like the season. Yes, some are just going to behave like a good little servant to Seth, but some are just going like it because they like it, no real explanation.
I personally enjoy this season, I neither like nor dislike Nu-Glim, but I don't go on EQD. Yet despite this, I think criticism to the show should be welcome.
I think it's a lot like World of Warcraft; it was amazing for a long time, then the staff changed over time and slowly became this hulking mass of putrid filth, but people stick with it because they still love it unconditionally.
>>28406610
>I think it's a lot like World of Warcraft; it was amazing for a long time
First, you don't know shit about WoW, as it seems.
Second, the current season is very good.
>>28406543
Bronies reject any criticism because they don't want to think that something they love is going to shit. That's just denial, and it isn't necessarily something bad.
My problem with them is that they keep on saying "everything is great", even after some legitimately terrible episodes, like half of the episodes this season. And that's pretty bad. If good and bad episodes are equally praised, there aren't any incentives for the staff to make good episodes. They just vomit shit knowing EQD will love it, and stop caring. This has been happening for too long, but maybe this is the season when it's become too evident.
I think of this season as an experiment. The bad episodes were so absolutely awful that I can't imagine no one think they were terrible before animating them. So probably they just greenlighted them to test if "bronies" liked them anyway. And of course they liked them. So now I'm 100% sure that, if s7 ever exists, it will be nothing but shit. No one will give a shit trying to do something good if a bad episode is equally loved just because it has "muh cute ponies doing cute things".
tl;dr I fucking hate those EQD idiots who are ruining this show.
ITT: Mother sends daughter onto this board thinkings it's a kids MLP site.
I fail to see the problem here.
>>28406092
>/mlp/ isn't a kids board
What the fuck? Where did you hear that? Le ebin memes and horsefucking, right guys?
>>28406092
>implying there have ever been female humans on the internet
Do you ever go to Derpibooru and you find this pic of your waifu being raped/tortured/mutilated/killed, and it has a positive score and a lot of faves, and you wonder how it is possible that so many people hate so much the pony you love?
>>28405872
No, because with the ones that are positive, I can usually understand the appeal, even if I disagree with it.
>>28405872
No, I get turned on.
>>28405872
I don't have a wifu
I ship natsu and Lucy for a solid nalu
But that's as far is I have come I. This department
I guess it kinda depresses me to think that I could love somthing that could not love me in return
"Anon can you please stop shouting my sister's name when you masterbate?"
>>28405666
"Wait, you have a sister?"
...
"She single?"
>masterbate
>>28405666
Shut up, faggot, I do what I wan-
I-I mean, I'm sorry, S-satan
Do you think the final episode of the series will be a big fan wankfest? Like episode 100 dialed up to eleven? Memes, fan references, shoutouts, things like Apple Bloom getting engaged to a conveniently black griffon and Derpy actually being revealed to be the legit mother of the little unicorn because she was accidentally switched at birth? The entire series being just a recurring dream ala-Newheart where irl Tara Strong wakes up in bed complaining about reading too many fantasy books before bedtime? Would that be something you'd enjoy? One big final hurrah to end the ride where everyone's headcanon is fucked at the same time?
>>28405117
I don't give a shit, but stop pretending to be me
>>28405117
>end the ride
Hasbro is gonna squeeze this show for every last sheckle. Season 7 is already in production.
>>28405237
There is no doubt about that. The only conundrum we have here is if they are going to piss everybody off with S7 because it is memesons 2.0 pony edition or they are gonna reboot it and cause shitton of drama.
No matter what, the future doesn't look good for horsefuckers.
This pony is at your door, wanting to sell you some cookies.
Do you open the door or just ignore her?
>>28405094
Nah, I'll open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
>>28405094
>RAPE
>>28405094
Sure. It's always good to be social and help out in your community.
I am a huge Maudfag and I decided to get salty over an old episode.
It's all about the pic related, these are the moments that bother me when it came to Maud's appearance in the episode.
I'd like to focus on the first picture, are we really supposed to believe Maud would rather stay with her Pie family which she literally barely interacted with? Even with this episode the most interaction she had was with Pinkie Pie. For Maud to stand along alongside with the Pie familly "throwing" Pinkie and Apple family away like a nice little sheep is something that doesn't add up. We were told Maud would move mountains for her sister Pinkie Pie. Yet here she gives up just like the rest.
Next one is perhaps even worse offender, keep in mind that Maud is in the same location and can see clearly that Pinkie is crying, this could have been a great moment to show us how good Maud can be at cheering Pinkie up or calming her down, instead Maud does not even acknowledge it in the slightest.
How could they fuck this up so badly? It is obvious how Maud should act in these two instances. Yet instead they just used her as a joke which reused the episode from "Maud Pie".
In Gift of Maud Pie we see much more of Maud and what she is capable of doing, Maud instantly heads off to get Pinkie's cannon back no matter the cost without any second thought, that is that kind of love Maud obviously displays and that episode confirms it, so why such a big fuck up here?
Top tier Mauds
> Maud Pie
> The Gift of Maud Pie
> Good Tier Maud Pies
> What About Discord
> That Maud Pie is a copy of Maud and it's actually a Medic who went through operation to look like her and the Medic doesn't even know- tier
> Hearthbreakers
> Rainbow Rock
>>28405057
>Caring this much about rockpone
Stop.
>>28405057
I liked that episode, but I can see your point. Then again she might be crying inside, you can never tell with Maud.
Hack writers? You don't say.
Is this why ponies don't procreate with zebras?Would you procreate with this zony?
>>28404628
Crossbreads are often sterile, such as a donkey-horse hybrid.
>>28404628
What the fuck is that abomination? Is that even real?
>>28404930
It's degenerate miscegenation is what it is! Degenerate!
What is your personality?
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
Is is compatible with your Waifu?
>>28404508
Here's the compatibility chart.
Btw I'm a ENFP and my Waifu Applejack is a ESTJ.
ENFP+ESTJ(Applejack)=Good match
INFP
Faggots. (I'm sorry.)
>>28404508
I'm INFJ, but it looks like my waifu Fluttershy is in the middle, closer to least compatible. My most compatible is Rainbow Dash, my least favorite of the mane 6.
Diamond Tiara just rudely shoved past you in the hall.
What do?
>rape
Rudely shove past her in the hall.
>>28404368
Smack her ass really hard
If any kindanons would recommend their favorite fanfics? Im bored and want to read some good ones
>>28404057
Check crack pone
>>28404545
This is the first part
>>28404057
Fluttershy's fiction, and first contact.
Both great, but unfinished last I checked.
Which pone has the softest, most delicate and accurate tongue control?
>>28404001
test
>>28404020
Testing the pony tongue?
>>28404213
>for the kids