Why's he so decent compared to his wife and daughter?
>>28421132
I like his daughter, fuck you
Because he knows the value of work
>>28421142
I hate his daughter, fuck you
Sooo uhh.. yeah.
This is a thing.
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/theres-my-little-pony-porn-hiding-in-ios-10-1786653053
>>28421055
Is it really the porn version or the censored one
Cause that page shows the censored one.
>Clickbait
>>28421071
Does clickbait work if one has ad block or ublock enabled though
What's in the box, /mlp/?
>>28420935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwCbbMgp3Lw
His dick.
>>28420935
bomb-ass tea brewed for her.
Come sit by me, anon...
>>28420746
Receding hairline
>>28420746
>oke
>>28420768
Not a deal breaker
I am Kyubey, and I wish for you to make a contract with me. In return, I can grant any one wish you can think of - even the most impossible miracle. You could even travel to Equestria, if you wished.
But you will also become a magical girl. You will be duty bound to fight witches in order to survive, until despair takes over and you become a witch yourself.
Do not make this decision lightly. The duty of a magical girl is very dangerous, and to lose would be a horrible death unlike any other.
>>28420494
I would give myself away just to make other worthy anons go without downsides.
>>28420513
But you'll be in good company if you go yourself. We've already visited the Mane 6.
>>28420549
Fuck, you are too good at this contract thing aren't you.
Hey guys lets make a Luna thread
>>28420429
>>28420321
Oke-
>namefag
Nah fuck you.
>Anon, why is there a griffon on your house?
oh that's nyx
>>28420280
Yeah i noticed it too. let's turn down that
>>28420280
Pfft, kch, tuh!
Why wouldn't there be a griffon on my house?
Rarity likes being covered in mud
Honestly, I want to be covered in her shit. I wand her to shit all over me
>>28420716
This.
>>28420095
Why dont you at least do some research if you arent gonna watch the show?
why you like EQG anyway? they never would be more cute than a pony
>>28419712
Are you sure about that?
>>28419712
They're pretty cute, not gonna lie.
But I like both ponies and EQG. Cuteness maximum.
>>28420082
Why not both?
Im in the frontdoor , What do?
>>28419684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pijZYamdwxI
>>28419684
Cuddles?!
Non sexually cuddles if you let me in~
Why is Anon so mean to the ponies?
>>28419440
Fuck off, Twiggler, you fat purple cunt
>>28419440
"because they keep scuffing up my clean floors! Now get out!"
>Anon just wants to keep his diner pristine
>Dumb horses walk in with mud on their hooves, shuffle along the floor
>where they born in a barn?!
>"Well hey, Anon!"
"Hi, applejack."
He's human. 30% of humans are dicks, and 60% of humans are dicks without meaning to or even being aware of it.
>>28419387
daily reminder that nothing other than a pony has ever gotten a cutie mark and the CMC literally visited Zecora's hut the same episode this was mentioned
one, I want more Zecora and this was a huge wasted opportunity
two, what the fuck does this mean? Is Zecora a pony, or is she a non-pony with a butt tattoo?
>>28419387
ITT: Ponies playing vidya
>>28419170
helloo mobilefag!
good to see you
>>28419179
You too. :^)
>>28419170
I want to beat Luna in Guilty Gear.
good night /mlp/
This is not your diary
>>28419130
goodnight flutters
What's behind the door?
>>28418976
>When I hope this doesn't turn into another dead parents meme, but I know it will.
>>28419233
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>28419233
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN