>"Hey, Anon. Faggotsayswhat?"
>>28408533
Twily is a sexy pone
>>28408533
>rape
>>28408533
"I fucked your mother last night, Twiggles."
Anyone ever had any pony related dreams?
Had one yesterday
>Hiding outside Fluttershy's cottage
>For some reason am trying to scare the shit out of her
>See her in the back window
>Knock on it
>Run to front door
>Knock on it
>She comes outside to see who's there
>Clearly nervous
>Keep doing it
>Throw a rock through the window
>She yells and runs out of the house
>Jump out of the shadow and yell "Boo!"
>She breaks down crying
>Wake up
Any pony dreams stories you guys have to share?
>>28408358
>Anyone ever had any pony related dreams?
I wish I had but I hadn't
>>28408358S6Rainbow Dash, please go and stay go.
>>28408358
Lucid dreaming is the way to go. I've had a shit ton of Pony related dreams. That entire ">tfw you will never go to Equestria" doesn't even apply to me because I can go there any night I want.
I had this one dream where I decided to go the the Apple farm and just fuck around. I walked into the barn and saw Applejack eating. Walked up to her, started talking, and then things escalated extremely fucking fast. Long story short, I got to fuck AJ.
Trust me, practice lucid dreaming, after 6 months you should be able to do some shit you never realized was possible.
Enough of who is best pony.
Who is WORST pony?
>>28408288
nopony
>>28408288
Duh.
>>28408288
Luna
I want to pet Rarity's soft fur.
>>28408160
how
>>28408230
>tfw you will never hug her
>tfw you will never get to feel her silky fur
>tfw you will never look deepy into her eyes
>tfw you will never tell her you love her
Hello /mlp/,i pretty much didn't care at all about MLP until i knew about the "bronies" and all that hype about it so i started watching like 2 episodes and it is kinda slow.Do you guys know when it's getting better or interessing ?
>>28408041
You're better off watching something else.
>>28408041
>not following the three episode rule
>just now getting on the ride
>>28408073
Why ? I heard from bronies that anyone can enjoy this show
>Crystal """Empire"""
>It's just one city.
>>28407798
>2 seasons pass
>Suddenly Twilight has a brother and another alicorn exists
>5 seasons pass
>Suddenly Fluttershy has a brother
>>28407827
>flutter brutter
I wouldn't talk about my brother if he acted like that, too
>>28407833
This.
All Rarity units require proper pampering and love. Failure to do so will result in a lonely unicorn.
>>28407644
Reddity is a shit pone
>>28407644
AJ?
>>28407644
I swear this artist secretly wants to cuddle a cute innocent child while half naked.
Twilight will lose her wings in the Season 6 finale.
Friendly reminder that only autists are still mad about her wings.
Old news, people are mad about Sci-Twi's wings now
Twilight will lose her wings in the movie
Butch Hartman draws Twilight, among others.
The best one was Timmy and Dipper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n1lxyO9MOk [Embed]
>>28407479
Funny considering Timmy is also voiced by Tara Strong.
>>28407580
True. There was actually a pony in a recent episode and Tara used her Twilight voice
>>28407641
link?
>tfw no cutie daughter who likes video games.
>who likes to stay healthy.
>who likes to play the guitar.
>who smells like vanilla.
>who is a tomboy and likes sports.
>who is not a bitch like Rarity and probably still likes her father.
I think I'm getting too old for this.
>>28407432
Would you put her on ADD medication or be firm and help her power through it?
>>28407444
Goddamn, this is the third set of trips I've gotten today
that's literally my wife's son's sister
Which board lost their smile and became jaded more? /v/ or /mlp/? Both of you have come to loathe the thing that the board exists for.
>>28407399
Jokes on you, I love the show.
>>28407399
The only sad and jaded anons on /mlp/ are fan of the fandom shitters. There're still plenty of people who still enjoy the show. /v/ is nothing but a contrarian cesspool, only surpassed by /pol/ /r9k/ and /mu/.
/mlp/ is less jaded now than it was when it was first created. If anything it's our edge we've lost, not our smile. Not that I'm complaning, mind you.
Post mares wearing articles of clothing. A little or a lot.
There is nothing wrong with modern tech in Equestria.
>>28407265
You're gonna trigger some people OP.
we had this thread yesterday
>>28407303
Bring it.
Anyone else still hates this fucking thing?
>>28407257
Nah, McFlurry is nowhere near the worst thing this season.
I hate this other fucking thing.
>>28407257
>Anyone else still hatefucking this thing?
I stopped when she started liking it.
>>28407257
Not as much as Twilicorn, but yes.
Prompt:
>Hey girls, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone? I'm new to this thread, what is exactly the context of it?
Sunset makes an offhand comment on why Anon is always alone at lunch, then its usually Pinkie that goes and does a thing to be his friend. Only Writefags that have stuff to read in any large quantity is Scianon(dead), and Axii who has been keeping the thread going this whole time by himself until recently, we now have a big contender with YFNAnon and a few other new guys. But aside from YFNAnon the rest haven't really done much with the consistency Axii and YFNAnon put out, let alone quality. Scianon is a must read if it wasn't for the fact the story is stopped as Sci is currently rip as previously stated
SciAnon: http://pastebin.com/u/SciAnon
Sea Urchin: http://pastebin.com/9YUE3LRe
Normie: http://pastebin.com/fzYF9GCT
Spergatron: http://pastebin.com/sBqXdBy5
Out-Of-Three-Names: http://pastebin.com/QLtvtmRv
SummonedWritefag: http://pastebin.com/S2QJSpV1
AxiiAnon: http://pastebin.com/UaSFJ58z
Fruitanon: http://pastebin.com/bShKzhV9
4am: http://pastebin.com/8APfDSQN
EDM_NONNY: http://pastebin.com/Z0WmT9Jp
digitalstan: http://pastebin.com/s6mbHd4x
Scootal00: http://pastebin.com/mUZCFGvc
YFNAnon: http://pastebin.com/4k2SieWK
Might have missed some pastebins. If so, please post them.
Previously 28311008
Previously >>28311008
I fucked it up, sorry.
>>28407168
its cool, the thread is real!
Anyone here?