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>>28375600
first to point out you messed up beans and spider-girls pastebin

Beans - http://pastebin.com/yNaJFuz0
Spider-Girl - http://pastebin.com/t7Z4sp0i

Anyone mind if I post the Symbiote cyoa again?

>>28375626
Oh yeah?
S-shut up

>>28372714
Kill yourself

>>28372714
more cute ponies, Pencils

Slaty pie is the best pie!
Also, we will see pinkamena in your style someday?

>>28366123

Chapter 3: Discord's Cloud Fortress of Solitude
>Be you
>Be Anon
>Be in awe
>You barely notice Discord's talons digging into your armpit as you hang in his grip.
>It's real
>This is...
>It feels like an eternity before you can even think again.
>It looks so... Lively. Everything glowing, seeing the pegasi check on weather, seeing the light play off of Twilight's castle.
>It feels so, solid.
>You close your eyes and do a body check.
>You can feel the breeze blow through and gently caress your new emerald fur, the sudden wisps of wind teasing the tips of your mane.
>You can feel that same wind fill your lungs.
>You open your eyes and examine the area around some more.
>Far off in the distance, like a whisper of a whisper, you can hear the wind move through and tussle the leaves of the Everfree forest below, all sorts of trees peeking up through the canopy, adding the occasional landmark and splash of color.
>And past the Everfree and town you can see the neat forest of... Is that Whitetail Woods? That is the only other forest you knew of... It had the massive reddish trees topped with deep green, above a bed of, what you would suppose was rich green moss and grass.
>And nestled in between Whitetail and the plains north of the Everfree, was a massive mountain, the root of which was delicately hidden underneath the translucent and pearly clouds of misty white vapor, tossed up from the waterfall that fell from...
>Canterlot.
>Placed on the side of the mountain, like an opulent wreath of ivory and snow white petals, was Canterlot City, that crown among cities crowned by its very own, Canterlot Castle

Princess Celestia is in there.
Conducting business as usual.
>Maybe
>Maybe she was on a trip or something
>You didn't know.

>Discord cracks a yawn underneath you.
>"Yes well, if we are done gawking perhaps we should get a move on? I know some royalty who would just ~love~ to meet you, you know..."

>>28366156
>Your heart nearly stops and your eyes bug out.
"No! No no! I'm not- I mean, if you-"
>"Bwa-ha-ha! Oh, that's the reaction I was hoping for... But what issue exactly do you have with jumping right in, hmmm?"
>Discord holds you up on his lion paw and turns you around to face him, and the smug expression he is radiating towards you.
"Well, I, uh, I just mean I can barely move this body right? Shouldn't I get used to it first and prepare, you know, in a controlled setting?"
>Discord strokes his goatee with his talon.
>"Hmm... Oh believe me, as funny as it would be to watch you flounder around, I've invested far too much to simply have it flub now. And of course I have been feeling rather 'cooped up' so to speak. All those long months without the ability to warp reality and do as I please... Simply waiting and observing... Eugh."
>He snaps his talon, you wait for something to happen but it seems nothing does.
>"Yes! Venting sounds like a wonderful idea! I create the obstacle courses, you complete them, and while you do that I go around making well... Whatever I want. How do a few pools sound?"
>He grins at you and you can't help but smile back.
"Well... Yeah! I think I would like to try swimming once I can actually move my limbs around..."
>You begin to notice the clouds around you rumble, and with tumultuous reaching, spread out and up around you.
>Perhaps that snap did something afterall?
>"Splendid!"
>That same force that plucked you from your early demise and thrust you into your new life reaches into you now, and lifts you up, gently floating you in front of Discord.
>He rolls up the fur on his arms like sleeves, revealing pale and gangly human limbs.

>A horrified expression briefly overtakes your face.

>>28366164
>"Then let's. Get. Started!"
>He thrusts his arms out, and an energetic, lively, dancing green emanates from his chest, diving into every tuft and puff of cloud around you.
>The staircase disappears, and hills and valleys rise up and dive down like massive waves on a stormy ocean, radiating out from around him.
>Massive rectangular shapes appear in the slowly vibrating blanket before you, growing until they rival stadiums, then compressing and condensing into what appear to be buildings, which then dive down underneath the heaps of wispy water that surround you like a lake now.
>Suddenly his riotous power flashes out from him, and glimmers and dancing sparks timidly come out from the cumulus before you. These glow and shine and magnetically come together, pressing and crushing themselves into massive gemstones the size of boulders.
>Stems of rose and apple green and lavender sprout out from the accumulation underneath, and sprout into trees with bunches of multi colored leaves.
>Paths glow in the blanket layer before you like a spider web, and flash into being, then shifting and growing, wind up and down and all around.
>New colors and tints appear in the clouds, sprinting and waltzing over the piles and small bluffs-

>"Ahhh, I have to say, this sort of palette really isn't my all time favorite, but I can see why Sunbuns likes to prance around in this color combination. Old Princess Celly was your favorite, yes?"
>You were speechless.
>You had never seen anything like this before.

>You saw him create wild landscapes in flash animation, but to see the world around him come to life and make this strange, otherworldly place...
>He can just... DO THAT?
>You turn your head and widely gape at him.
>You look back to the heavenly landscape around you.
>You turn your head back and forth rapidly.
HE CAN JUST DO THAT?

>>28362569
wow that looks like shit

>>28362569
atomsmasherstartsaband.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O22e4TDBHyM

>>28362584
I think it looks adorable

Is her name still Clover Patch? I liked that name.

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>>28356081
>We named our pony, Clover Patch.
>We woke up in Clover's room, very late at night.
>Her parents were arguing in the other room.
>Clover approached, listening in through the door.
"Stepping to her door, the light of the room floods her vision as she opens the simple wooden construction. The voices much clearer, her ears prick up as she begins to listen.
>"I'm telling you, that little cunt isn't worth the fucking trouble. Her and her family can go fall off a cliff. It's not even my fucking foal, and you're telling me that I have to fucking deal with it?"
Clover frowns. It was her Mom's "special" somepony.
Your mother returns the shouting with a much quieter voice. By the looks of things, it wasn't the usual match they've had.
>"Look, Sweetie... I know. We can't afford to keep her. But we can't just turn her loose in the middle of nowhere. My brother in law has a lot of heat on his tail, but once it dies down-"
>"That doesn't fucking matter. What are they gonna do, interrogate her? She doesn't know shit."
Clover frowns. It's about her father again, isn't it?"
Clover's mother grows quiet at the accusation, tears forming in her eyes.
>"Pack her a fucking bag. She can leave tonight. Come hell or high water, I want her fucking GONE. The last thing I want is the Guards banging on our fucking door before raiding the place because of her. You're mine, she fucking isn't."
Clover stands in the doorway, her heart threatening to break...

Search kitchen for knife or two and any leftover wheat products

>>28350326
First for sparkle family

This isn't just incest.

This is advanced incest.

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Would selfcest fall under these threads?

>>28347910
Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f

http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.

Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s Guite to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dljqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/

A few authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy

>“How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>“FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way to cure it, but, if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing; there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*.
-Write anyway, and allow yourself to write shitty stories. More often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.

*Unless you’re writing clop, then listen to your boner.

>>28347918
Here’s some new stuff that didn’t fit in the second post.

A couple writing podcasts:
http://www.writingexcuses.com/
http://typehammer.com/podcast/

An archive of how to write pretty much anything:
https://curiosityquills.com/limyaael/

An idea generator:
http://writers-den.pantomimepony.co.uk/writers-first-lines.php

A worldbuilding forum:
http://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/

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Back in business, bitches.

Should I watch anime or read fanfiction for the rest of the night?

>>28347549
read anime fanfiction, I'm sure there are some pretty good crossovers out there.

You guys read any interesting story lately?

>>28345365
Fuck, I'm a programmer so I have no idea what I'd do in Equestria. Probably join the royal guard or an ambassador

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>>28345365
I get in where I fit in, Disfag.

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>>28345365
Cleaning service!
Male prostitute.

>>28340677
>no hooves
inb4 frogposter

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>>28340680
>frogposter

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>>28340677

>It's not easy being the most beautiful, talented and perfect girl in this school.
>To be admired by the rest.
>I perfected my skills in everything I've ever been interested.
>Playing the guitar? No problem at all.
>Knowing how to put up a show on the stage?
>Illussionism?
>But those are just simple hobbies.
>All the work I put on my clothing, my good taste in fashion, my make-up and figure.
>Not even that slut Rarity can compare to me.
>Calls herself a fashionista? Please, I wouldn't put those rags on a stray dog.
>Myself, however, chooses the best clothes, the silkiest fabrics and the most stylish colors.
>I may not do them myself, but I'm not a lowly proletariat like her, I have money to spare.
>Also you may notice I'm also very educated.
>Girls all fight to be my friends and beg me to teach them how to dress better.
>Boys always pester me to go out with them, even some girls.
>Disguting.
>Still, I would never date those kids.
>They are so immature, always talking about sports or video games.
>None of them at my level of culture or refinement.
>And the girls? Well, the only one that is closer to me is that British girl.
>Other than that, the other ones are not worth of my presence.
>Now, I'm not a soulless girl, I do fall in love.
>But not with kids. I only care for mature men.
>At least, University graduates.
>Sure, they may think I'm just a 16-year-old girl, but once they know me better, they see how mature I am.
>Even though I'm 15.
>Nevertheless, they immediately get struck by my personality.
>Hmm? Hold on a second, someone's calling me.
"Hello?"
>"..."
"Oh, hi~! What's up?"
>"..."
"Today? I don't know, it seems so sudden..."
>"..."
"H-How much did you say?"
>"..."
"Ok then, that seems fair. See you tonight."
>As I was saying, only mature men are worth of Trixie's love.
>Now if you excuse me, I need to get ready, I have a date tonight~.

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Best Dazzle is best Dazzle

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>>28326556
Rainbow dash must nom her wings to fly better.

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>>28326556
>What is it?
Socks.

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cute

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>The blinding darkness of your sleep fades
>Leaving you with the still blinding darkness of the underground
>What an improvement.

>You quickly blink your eyes free of fatigue and blurriness to assess your surroundings

>Amid your labored breathing, and pained stomach, you find yourself sprawled out atop a pile of what you can only assume is fungus ridden rock.
“M-My head… Nngh.” You groan aloud to nopony in particular
>You cradle your head in your hooves, letting the soothing sound of water drops echoing around you to take you from your painful existence.
>After a few moments, the pain subsides, but you find yourself somewhat out of sorts
>A thin trail of liquid graces your cheek, and you clumsily wipe it away
>Sleep drool is a nightmare for armor.
“Wha… Did I die?”

>You think back to what happened previously
>You approached a fallen skeleton
>…No
>No it wasn’t.
>It was a trap
>Laid by some mimic
>It engulfed you, and…

>You shoot upright
“TARA!” you cry, your voice echoing madly off the walls around you
>You try to leap to your feet, but a sharp pain sloshes through your stomach

>Despite your best efforts, a gallop isn’t possible right now
>And your stomach…
>You’re… Really hungry, actually.

>You take a gander at your surroundings
>At your feet, there appears to be several inches of water
>Luckily, it doesn’t appear to be rising.
>To your left, you see a hall mired by pores on all sides, like something has been eating through the rock
>Like acid or something.

>And to your right, the stench of embalming fluid flows freely through the air.
>The smell stings your nostrils slightly

>You take a deep breath and calm yourself in the dank catacombs.
>Tara is missing
>It’s time to focus.

>Where are we going to go?

>>28323751
Out

>>28323751
Here is fine.

Tripfags in Equestria

>>28321817
That right there is the face of a mare who's resigned herself to a dreadful fate full of non-consensual cuddles.

>>28321817
Sorry, was at work. Get the next one made

Story idea
Guy is trying to have a kid with his wife, finds he is infertile.
Approached by a company testing new cure. It works, but only for a day per pill.
And every pill he takes, the closer to a little mare he becomes...

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>>28319665
10/10, would recommend.

>>28319741
But that's not cute at all, Anon.