What happens now?

>>28428693
>Jump out the window

Monopoly

>>28428693
She has a penis

>>28428693
OP sucks her dick

>>28428693
That's a secret.

>want to write a Darkest Dungeon crossover
>not smart enough to do it, and think not enough people can appreciate it
end me senpai

>>28428693
>Five minutes later
>"Shit on my chest, Anon! Shit on my chest!"
>You feel the brown barge painfully forcing its way past your hemorrhoids as you squat over her heaving tits
>Time to pay the bills

>>28428693
She gives you 50 Rupees

>>28428693
She builds wall.

>>28428903
do it fagger

>>28428972
Fuck you, you beat me to it.

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>>28428693
>You sigh
>These girls and their melodrama
>You roll your eyes and heave out a sigh
>They're overexaggerating, right?
>You kind of want to be able to tell other people about what you're going to do tonight
"Look, I know you probably have your misgivings,"
"Hell, I know the world has been... pretty hostile towards this kind of thing in the past."
"But as society has gotten more and more progressive, people have simply stopped caring what you do with your free time."
>This seems to amaze her
>"Seriously? Even something... like this?"
"Seriously."
"It's not about to make you instantly unpopular if other people hear about it."
"Hell, it might even make you more popular, if the right people find out."
>Sonata chews nervously on her lip
>Clearly mulling over what you've just said
>Eventually, she seems to come to a conclusion
>"Alright, Anon, it doesn't have to be a secret from everybody..."
>"...but I still want my first time to be with you."

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>>28429126
"Alright then."
>You flash a grin over at her
"You said you wanted to roll a bard?
Give me six three-dee-six... in order.

>>28428703
all the better
>>28428711
yup, I'm gonna coax out that wonderful ambrosia of hers into my mouth

>>28428693
>The instrumental break.

>>28429130
Read my mind.

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>>28428903
I'd enjoy it
Hell I'm glad I'm not the only one who loves that game

>>28429130
That episode was the cringiest episode I ever watched. They are obviously pandering to the shut in D&D weebs. Like some 6 year old will understand that it's a fucking reference to the saddest board game ever created.

>>28428693
All >no hooves benefit in design from real skin colors

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>>28429183
>saddest board game ever created.
you clearly have no idea how D&D works

>>28429236
while true for the most part, the problem here is that no one can agree as to what their skin colors should be
then we get into tumblr levels of shit art
are you really willing to open THAT can of worms?

>>28429307
>what their skin colors should be
All various shades of white.

AJ and RD should be the most tanned.

>>28429321
>Twilight HAS to be a nigger, because purple=grapes=nigger favorite drink
>She knows how to read
>Twilight is a "diddn do nuffin", their version of a Mary Sue

>>28429338
Blacks have their place.

They are zebras.

>>28428693
We watch My Little Pony

>>28429385
Blacks!=Niggers
Zebras are blacks sure
Niggers are more like diamond dogs I think

>>28429411
Oh, and Trixie.

She's obviously black.

>>28428693
Sex
She will ride my dick in a reverse cowgirl position, while I'm stroke hers
My cum will fill her anus, and her cum will paint the roof
I really need to stop visiting /gif/

>>28429513
You really should

>>28429575
But I won't stop
It's too late for that

>>28429422
Your dubs lie, Ponies are all white

>>28429411
All niggers are black, but not all blacks are niggers.
Zebras represent blacks.
Diamond dogs may represent gypsies.

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>>28428693
Now we practice medicine

>>28430173
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE ARQUIMEDES

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>>28429513
>>28429575
>>28429585

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>>28429307

>>28428720
dubby dubby dabba dabba dubbl dab paddabip bippity dabubdips It's a secret

>>28428693
She steals my fucking wallet.