EQG

Probably eat lunch alone and sit inside and play video games all day.

>>28428314
>rape

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>>28428314
Get rejected by all the cuties.

>>28428314
Find myself back in equestria and never fucking return to the human world

>>28428314
>go to portal
>go to equestria

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>>28428314
Flutterbutter is worst pony, but the things I would do to EqG Shy are unspeakable.

>>28428314
live out my kink, because I can't apply it to ponies yet

>>28428314
Force myself out of EqG 4chan and socialize with people.

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>>28431846
This or tell myself I will, at least.

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>>28428314
try to find out why everyone acts like they have literal downs syndrome.
Symptoms of stupidity include
signing books with your mouth when you have hands
being dumb enough to purposely avoid -re-stealing a magical artifact that gives you ultimate power after you just got done stealing it the first time
being dumb enough to acuse shimmer of being evil despite the fact that she just sent some mean texts
being a retarded enough set of friends and inhumanly autistic enough to shut off contact with all of your friends just because of one misunderstanding/fight with one other of those friends. no one complains to social media
Letting not one but two horsies into your school and letting them sleep on school property
believe a polaroid that has been glued together is somehow evidence instead of asking who this student is and why they aren't recorded as having any classes.
Basically I'd beat the plot holes of this universe apart until either I found out what caused all this shit or the universe has an anyruism and rejects me from itself.

>>28428314
fuck trixie
be bffs with ponk
fight magic shit with fist
the usual

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have a threesome whit sonata n aria, obviously

I don't fucking know.
That's pretty loaded question don't you think?

>>28433652
not really
it's easy to answer desu senpai
what the fuck would ya do

>>28433800
Try to make Sunset, Flutter shy, AJ, and RD Mine.

>>28428314
I make friends with Sunset.

try getting it on with fluttershy since she's submissive and is most likely to tolerate my presence if I help her with animal shit

avoid rd, aj and rarity in case they see through my charade and cock block me

try to befriend twilight for study sessions and as back up girl in case I can't get it on with buttershy

if they both fail maybe go for sweetie belle idk man

Wonder why my filter let thread with EQG in OP through.

>>28433894
That grammar was so bad, I can't even understand what you're trying to say.

>take human fluttershy
>go to equestria with her
>kidnap the pony fluttershy
>i have 2 fluttershy
The rape has been doubled

>>28433877
now that I think of it maybe I could use the mirror portal as leverage to get scilight or sunset to do what I want

leaning toward scitwi since I'm sure sunset can just kick my ass

>Go to CPA
>Fugg waifu in loo
>Run off back through portal
>Grab camera
>Come back to take photo of event
>Take photo of me next to waifu
>Turns out I'm a hyperrealistic monster
>Delete
>Grows bigger dick and walks off sad

Find Dazzles

>>28428314
Go to work, I'm a little old for high school.

>>28428314
Kill myself

>>28434065
do it from the school roof, while pinkie says youre her friend and she'll miss you as she tries to convince you not to do it

the girl could use a bit of an emotional scarring

>>28428314
Go down in history as the monster who -gasp- [spoiler masturbates [/spoiler}

>>28434106
What the fuck are you smoking right now Anon?

>>28434106
I've legit jacked off during class once in 8th grade when the teacher put on a movie and turned off the lights

I was in the very corner of the room and the girl next to me was asleep. I nutted and wiped some of my cum on her exposed naval

I was never caught

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>>28434263
I believed you up to the wiping it on her naval part. I've jacked it in class through my jeans before but there is no way in hell you wiled it on a girl

>>28434319
I stuck my dick out through my boxers hole and my unzipped (but buttoned) jeans and jerked it while watching her sleeping face and exposed parts of her body

her lips were so pillowly, her shirt and jeans were so tight I could see her pits, her naval, and her panties

I was really horny

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>>28428314
Break into the Locker room during lunch. Cut all the locks to the girls lockers and steal sweat-stained shirts and sport shorts, and hope for panties as well. Go home and sniff them all while cumming buckets. If I did find panties, I would lick the creamy white stains on the crotch.

>>28434369
Hmm...
I can't tell on this one. I'll trust you just this once, Anon. Gonna need proof next time.

>>28434379
it was like 14 years ago how the fuck do I show proof

>>28434388
Idgaf how but you can't drop a story like that on us with no proof.

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>>28428314
>mfw

>>28434407
well it happened

I was exposed to porn and hentai when I was 8 and it made me into a giant pervert

>>28428314
>See Sunset while she was still bitchy
>Slap her in the face the moment she bullies someone
>She is at first shocked and then tries to beat you up, but you are simply mentioning a couple of buzzwords regarding Equestria to shut her down.
>Later on she tries to find dirt on you, but none given as you are not from this world.
>Meanwhile you decide to continue bullying her by playing a series of infantile pranks to make her lose her cool.
>By the time she eventually blows up at you and tries to beat you up again, you hit back and manage to take her phone.
>Now you have access to everything she has on dirt on others.
>Use it to blackmail her into letting you fondle her

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>>28434540
Have we learned nothing from this show?

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>>28434554
I am convinced Sunset is secretely into being dominated and humiliated during sex.

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>>28428551
>>28428563

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>>28428314
Dive through the mirror.

>>28433915
Careful Anon, you're taking a big risk there.

Flutterbutter's are known to enjoy being the perpetrator. With two of them double teaming you, you may never sleep again.

Unless you're into that, in which case carry on.

>>28428314

>>28434638
Green
Like, yesterday

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>>28428957
hot damn

>>28434554
the show is dick

>>28434572
I think she is polarized when it comes to sex, she either wants to be totally dominated like you said or she likes to be a dominatrix and humiliate you.

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>>28434263
Legends are among us

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>Befriend sunset.
>Become close.
>Become really close.
>Go steady.
>Eventually turn her into my wife.

About it.