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>stick a dildo up my butt
>get hemorrhoids
>asshole starts leaking poo
>asshole gets irritated and burns all day
How do you fags do it?
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we don't have autism
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>>6771024
Slowly lol. Use fingers and work your way up.
>leaking poo
Wtf did you use two men's fists as your dildo?
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Don't be a total dumbass
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Tfw no QT bf to call you "smol bean" even though you're 6'1 2016-08-21 19:41:04 Post No.6770971
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Tfw no QT bf to call you "smol bean" even though you're 6'1
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Tfw no older bigger guy to let him talk down too but still treat him like my little princess
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tfw u have a short qt, who doesnt wanna call you smol bean
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tfw 5'4" and have no tall bara bf to call me smol bean
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Hello /lgbt/! I come to you with a question about my sexuality/identity.
I am a female who is romantically attracted to men and sexually attracted to both men and women. However, I'm only interested in being the penetrating partner during sex. I don't hate my body or vagina, I just don't want anything inside it. I wouldn't mind having a penis, it would definitely make things easier, but I'm not planning on having surgery or anything. Aside from that I'm happy being female and don't want to be male.
This doesn't really cause me any issues, except that it makes it basically impossible to find a boyfriend. I'm 26 and lonely and I would like to find a long term partner soon.
Anyway, my question is does this make me transgender or just strange?
Thanks for your help.
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>>6770833
No, you're not transgender, although if it helps I think that's more than enough to consider yourself nonbinary. I know a couple people who have very specific pseudo-dysphoria only regarding their genitals, but still live as their assigned gender happily. It's rare, but not too unheard of.
Maybe someone else can give better advice about finding someone, but all I can say is that everyone has different preferences and boundaries, and though it might take a little longer in your case, anyone worth settling down with should have to be okay with yours.
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>>6770879
Don't suggest people to be "non-binary".
OP probably just has some kind of fear or complex over her genitalia, maybe something that shaped her when she was a kid.
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>>6770879
>people really think a fetish is a good basis for rejecting the most significant identity they will ever have
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Hate sodomy and blowjob 2016-08-21 17:38:41 Post No.6770478
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I'm attracted by males, only by males but I want to do nothing with them but hug and kiss, I find sexual relations while a penis penetrates an ass really not hygienic, but preliminars are so good
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>>6770478
>I'm gay, but I don't like dick.
>I'm straight, but I don't like tits and pussy.
This is what you sound like.
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Ass sexual
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pregnancy edition
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>>6770270
this is a bad edition and you should feel bad
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>tfw never
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>be me, a 20 y/o girl 6 months ago
>took a girl home after a night out (my first time w/ a girl)
>excited af because I was ready to fuck faces
>went down on her for 40 minutes (also first time but I went at it like a champ to please her)
>she passed out before she could reciprocate
>I went to sleep
Then a few months passed and we started dating. She's shy af but on our 3rd date I took her home again and a similar thing happened except we were both sober and she didn't want to go down. Felt weird trying to ask someone to go down on me so I didn't and she just used her hands until I got bored. 2/10 fuck but 9/10 girl and we're together now. It's the summer so I haven't seen her in a few weeks but I will be seeing her soon. I know she'll feel uncomfortable if I ask her about it but I'm horny af and haven't had sex in about 5 months so I probably will jump at her when I get her alone.
How can I get her to go down on me? Do I try and talk about it? (Even though she'll probably get annoyed and I'll end up getting no sex at all) or do I continue to hint at her?
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>>6770126
>she's never been with a man
>doesn't want to be with a man
>you make no sense
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>>6770185
lol she never told me, we have mutual friends. I'd like to bet but idk how you could pay me what you owe :/
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op pls ignore this bait cmon I know you're better than this fellow lesbro
I don't have any real advice for you, but yeah being direct would probably be for the best.
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if my parents already know im gay but we havent talked about it ever, do i have to "come out"?
cant i just leave it as unspoken knowledgr?
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>>6770008
up to you. its a lot easier to not have to hide
>dont have to make a big deal about it
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>>6770008
Just get a BF and don't hide it. If people assume you're gay it won't be a surprise, and if they don't know you're gay they will think "oh I didn't know he was gay" but assume you were openly gay all along.
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>>6770191
i have a FWB, which i hide
should i be open about that?
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>tfw searching for coping mechanisms to deal with the horrors of tranny life
>tfw you realise ageplay is the only thing that works
guess I'd better cancel my next therapy appointment and off myself.
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>>6769443
>guess I'd better cancel my next therapy appointment and off myself.
Awww bb girl, you need a daddy?
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>>6769687
i bet he doesn't even pass
leave him alone, wild down-low nigger
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>>6769694
>nigger
Do you think that word does anything but make me smile?
I am smarter than you, faster than you, stronger than you, have more money than you, a better job than you, and more trophies in my case than you. Meanwhile you bitterly stalk this board reading every thread, harassing people and shitposting at every opportunity.
Rethink your life choices friend, think about how shit your life is and how much better it could be if you stopped being a worthless piece of trash.
xD xD xD
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Can anyone define gender for me, What is a woman? what is a man?
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A man is a meme.
A woman is a womeme.
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>>6769170
Man = Benis :DDDD
WoMan = Bagina
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>>6769170
Socially constructed social categories, duh
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Gay General: Spiderbro Edition
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Appreciate your 8-legged friends!
Tinychat: /notgaygen
Discord: ask to be added
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Spiders are neat, I have a fesr of them but it seems to only be certain types. Mainly in autumn when you get the weird hairy ones.
I like watching them make webs though, its really quite cool how they do it.
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Some spiders can be very pretty
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/mtfg/ - miss to female edition 2016-08-21 12:08:19 Post No.6769109
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/mtfg/ - miss to female edition
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miss split edition
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▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
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hi im boo
direct introductions here
>>6769108
isnt this what happened to chrischan though?
>>6769105
i kinda liked my romantic relationship with erin though
i fucking love crazy bitches
but yan started gossiping rude things to her and now she hates me
feelsbadman
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hi /mtfg/
how are you?
reminder than islas a qt and that shes really pretty in skype calls espec
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>>6769116
same.
>letting her bf change her opinion of you
just
act like it's nothing and if anything show prove he's wrong about shit? lmao you must know this tho
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How do I out myself as bisexual? Its eating me up inside. Its really hard and im scared
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>>6768861
just be yourself!
-on the internet
-with family and friends
-if you're currently in love and the person doesn't know, be honest
and anyway being bisexual won't dissapoint your parents because there's a chance of 50% that you can date a decent man LOL just kidding
having any type of sexuality is not about wearing a flag and marching in parades, it's about being happy with who you are and whom you are with
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>>6768861
Why the need to 'out' yourself?
Just don't be too much of a faggot
>I was never really in the closet
>sexuality was never put into question
>one day I realized I liked em both
>noproblem.gif
>never outed myself nor felt the need to tell every single family member or friend that I also fuck with dudes
>when someone asks, I tell
>dad asked once, told him
>whateveritsyourlifefuckyou.jpg
>glad that my family and friends don't give a fuck
>openly bisexual since the moment I knew I was
Perhaps your situation is much more complex but in reality the only one who needs to "accept" the fact that you are bisexual its you. Fuck everybody else.
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>>6768861
Out your self when you get a bf.
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I've been with my boyfriend for a couple weeks now. We're going on a date tomorrow and I want to go down on him. This will be my first time giving a blowjob, so I was wondering if y'all could share some tips(hehe)?
All the stuff I've read online seems to come from women and I want more of a perspective from other dudes.
Pic not related, but have the natalia and a nice day anyway!
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>>6768551
the mouth is gender neutral
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I clicked the lgbt banner on acciedent while I was browsing /pol/.
I want to cuddle with natalia.
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>>6768616
Sure you did anon....
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i pass flawlessly, i'm conventionally attractive. i get compliments all the time, i'm extremely smart and talented, i'm easily going to succeed in life, people like me, im not poorfag, i'm already succeeding in my chosen carreer....... so tell me why i'm suicidal every single day and almost killed myself just now. pic unrelated
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>>6768476
you're single?
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>>6768495
i have a girlfriend but im not attracted to women. i want to fuck men but they repulse me
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because none of that shit matters?
try LSD.
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>http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/20/anger-after-trans-woman-is-raped-and-burned-to-death-in-turkey-6079755/
It's begun you fucking infidels
A question for the retards who say faggots are innocent
Allah destroyed the people of Lot - were they innocent?
Allah will clean the world of filth. Give up your sinful ways or burn in hell faggot scum!
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I'm already burning in hell. This earth is a living hell, filled with despair. There is no hope left
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The reason this is happening in Turkey is because it's getting more conservative and the dumb and uneducated Erdogan supporters(Islamists) are getting more voice. The same is happening in Israel and Russia.
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>>6768472
The bait on this board gets worse everyday.