Gay General: Spiderbro Edition

Spiders are neat, I have a fesr of them but it seems to only be certain types. Mainly in autumn when you get the weird hairy ones.

I like watching them make webs though, its really quite cool how they do it.

>>6769103
>>6769119
Will you be manly for me? I'm taller than you by 8 inches but..

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>>6769119
Some spiders can be very pretty

>>6769121
What about the rest of us on gg

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>tfw waking up in bed with a guy cuddling you

literally better than sex imo

>>6769190
Sex beats out cuddling for me.
>Dom bf who makes you feel safe yet at his mercy when fucking

>>6769119
I don't mind spiders but I wish they'd stop making ugly webs inside the house.

>>6769186
We aren't friendos.

>>6769203

>tfw my top is quiet during sex

im too embarassed to ask him to verbally degrade me i think...

>>6769215
So's mine. But I take it as a challenge. When he moans my name it does two things

- makes me wild with lust
- miniature victory over his stoic manner

>>6769214
Wow thanks

Gaygen, how do you signal to a guy that you like him

>>6769247
Cmon. You didn't even get me anything for my birthday. We defo aren't friendos.

>>6769257
Semaphore.

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>>6769257
Scrapbook.

>>6769257
Act really awkward but ultimately do nothing and regret it later

Works every time

>>6769265
Well you didn't ask. If you had asked I would get you something

>>6769288
Get me pictures of Spiderman.

>>6769257
make him a scrapbook

>>6769308
You mean... like posters?
Sfw /NSFW?
>>6769309
>>6769267
Why scrapbooks though

>>6769324
lets him know you care :)

>>6769327
Wouldn't that freak him out though?
It seems kinda creepy

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Which bottom stage are you at?
Bottom left here.

>>6769339
no, he'd appreciate it dude. wouldn't you?

>>6769348
I'd like a scrapbook. Theory confirmed.

>>6769324
That's enough lip outta you, Parker.

Should I get my bf to learn hypnosis so he can put me into trance and do me dirty?

>>6769362
??? So you don't want presents huh
>>6769348
I mean I would but I'll be like 'why did this dude just give me a scrapbook randomly'

Do black femboys exist?

>>6769391
? do you have autism

>>6769406
Debatable

>>6769372
Sure. Why not. It's bullshit but whatever you want, dude.

>>6769391
I want lots of things.

>>6769441
Do you want me and for me to such your dick

>>6769441
Idk about bullshit. I've heard it works.

>>6769451
Sure, why not. So long as I don't have to do anything.

>>6769454
You can hear all you want, it's still bullshit.

>>6769460
Why do you say it's bullshit?

>>6769461
Because I know everything. Turns out hypnotism is bullshit.

>>6769467
"Not an argument."
- Stefan Molyneux

>>6769130
I'll just be myself and you can see what its like, I don't know how I'd define myself.

>>6769153
Yeah the tinyweeny ones are really cute.

>>6769204
Webs are icky in the house really, attack them with a broom and relocate the spiders.

In other news I just got another job offer, £10 an hour and £5 for every delivery. That's astronomical, really excited for it.

I should be on roughly £500 a week wew.

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>>6769581
Some of the bigger ones can be really cute too! Imagine getting facesnuggled by this little fella in the middle of the night

>>6769590
None of that.

>>6769590
No no, I have to disagree there I'm afraid. Absolutely terrifying.

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>>6769601
None of what, dear?

>>6769607
Note even going enlarge that image.

>>6769590
The spoidah needs to shave their legs

>>6769607
Jesus god in heaven no Allah save me.

>>6769620
So do you. Who are you to judge a spider by the hairyness of its legs.

>>6769635
I just tried but I'm gonna need to attack them again tomorrow. Also you still don't like Hunterhunter so you still suck c:

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>>6769631
She's just preparing her food to be eaten in the near future. Don't be so mean.

>>6769644
Tried? Tried and failed? How do you fail at shaving? That's some shonky business.

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>>6769631
Heres something to balance it out.

I can't enjoy your suffering all the time

>>6769669
There was too much hair to do in one go. I thinned it out. I'll finish it tomorrow.

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>>6769671
Those are some cute cats.

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>>6769695
Imagine pic related crawling up your leg like that

>>6769695
my cat used to do that
;~;

>>6769708
My cat used to do it up the curtains and then get trapped clinging to the top of them then meow at me until I came and picked her up and put her down.

>>6769695
0/10 would bitch at cat for ruining my stockings.

>>6769705
Stop posting these freaky fucks and watch some only fools and horses, its on all day on gold.

This also applies to you cownshoes, and all other British posters.

>>6769654
That's fine and dandy but she is infringing on my lgbtqrstuvwxyz rights!

>>6769713
my cat was 14 and would still come running into the room when she heard a flash light turn on. god she loved chasing lights

>>6769717
That comedy has aged too much. It's no good anymore.

>>6769717
What if I've already seen them all, might go watch some bottom now desu.

>>6769733
Naw its still great, I've seen them loads but I still love it. Old British comedy is so great.

>>6769735
Watch them again! I can read you Red Dwarf episodes line for line but I can still watch them again.

Bottom is awesome, haven't seen that for years, I might stick one of the movies on though. Sucks that Rik died recently, he was great in everything he did, I'd suppose you've seen The Young Ones too?

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>>6769733
You'll find it pretty relatable then

>>6769742
Only seen a couple episodes of the young ones desu, should snuggle up on a couch and watch red dwarf desu, never seen it and I've been meaning too. I did like Blake 7 as a kid though, I'll find the time for red dwarf eventually.

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This is my kitty. She likes to sleep, especially on my clothes.

>>6769743
You saying something, ya emo teen?

>>6769742
Nawww. There's shoes that age well and then shows that don't. I think The Young Ones might have aged a lot better for instance. But I don't think Dad's Army is particularly funny anymore.

>>6769705
i woke up w/a spider on my face recently
glad i didnty accidentally eat it and become part spider :(

>>6769113
I like spiders
They make webs in convenient spots where lots of bugs will get caught and deal with your mosquito/fly problems outside your house. And the large hairy ones are good for hunting those bugs that would intend to ruin my garden.

>>6769751
Queen of Gaygen!

What's a decent breakfast for losing weight? I'm tired of all the corn flakes I've been eating the past month.

>>6769781
Porridge

>>6769782
Isn't porridge just oatmeal? I'm American and I legit only hear about porridge when I'm watching tv.

>>6769788
Yeah. Oatmeal.

The only thing that matters when losing weight is a calorie deficit as I understand it anyhow. You can eat whatever you like so long as you don't eat too much of it.

>>6769788
Porrige is used with a different kind of grain I think.
It's like flapjacks and pancakes. Sugar, butter and oats or no sugar, buttermilk, and flour.

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What are you listening to, gaygen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYKU7DfEJT4

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>>6769772
She also likes my lap c:

>>6769814
I think 'porridge' can refer to different kinds of grain-related soup dealies, but any time anyone says it to you they will mean oats and milk.

I love you guys

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>>6769848
THEY'RE ALL MINE. BACK OFF.

>>6769848
why

>>6769654
>tfw in 5 years time jupp and sp will be raising their baby son
>tfw in 21 years their son will come out to them and tell them they like hairless twinks

>>6769822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mlUSI5-Jhk

how do I deal with the gnawing and deeply internalised feelings of shame, gaygen?

>>6769876
>will come out to them and tell them they like hairless twinks
He will not bring such dishonor to this family.

I flirted with a bunch of people I've been meaning to talk to yesterday and every last one of them reciprocated with mutual thrist.
I feel real good about myself.

>>6769876
Nice one.

>>6769890
Have you tried repressing all feeling and wasting all your time fruitlessly as a distraction?

>>6769904
tfw Circe flirts with a Somalian and mistakes them trying to use him for water as them being thirsty for his tranny ass

>>6769912
yeah, it didn't really work out well for me

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if my parents already know im gay but we havent talked about it ever, do i have to "come out"?

>>6769926
Are you ashamed of anything in particular?

>>6769890
seriously please respond to this it's horrible

>>6769942
yeah - liking guys in the first place, being camp and a bit of a fairy, being a total submissive pussy, loving dick

>>6769947
Well, none of those are anything to be ashamed of really. Maybe you have a friendo or two who could reassure you of that.

>>6769915

This was kind of an developed response and i appreciate that.

>>6769895
>"how dare you make your pop pop cry, I have no son" - SP to his future kid

http://www.newnownext.com/timo-wilderness-naked-swamp-mud-wrestling-finland/08/2016/

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>tfw you wake up in this guy's body in your house/apartment/condo/cardboard box

What do you do?

>>6769984
kill myself

>>6769969
I'm also responsible for such famous posts as implying you were flirting with a toaster.

I'm here all week. Forever.

>>6768293
>>6768304
>>6768323

Yeah..you might have a compromised immune system. When is the last time you were tested for the Hivvvvvvs?

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I found this and i thought gaygen would be interested

my answers:
puu.sh
/qJcXV/27dd42e6b3.txt

>>6770015
Jesus christ fuck that.

>>6770015

this isn't tumblr

>>6770017
>>6770021

geeze okay, i thought it'd be fun

Judgemental gays, who deserves more scorn? Masochistic men, or men who wish to gain lots of fat as a fetish?

>>6770015
>>6770017
>>6770021
i actually think these could be fun if done at the beginning of the thread (roll for your question, post answer)

>>6770030
It was your (You) bait Circe, we know (You). Here's your complimentary (You).

>>6769215
>>6769229
Is it okay to be a quiet top? I really don't make much noise when I'm topping. Should i try to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUBNLC3JfMw

Give your monkey mind something to do.

>>6770108

Only if we deserve it.
That's why it's hot.

>>6770076

I'm not entirely sure what this means

>>6770108

yeah.

communication is very important - making noise is very important for your partner so he knows what you like and dont like

plus its super hot when you do something and hear your top's audio feedback

you dont have to be delivering soliloquoies, but the occasional grunt, moan or panting is essential

>>6769346
a mix of top right and bottom left
>>6769742
>>6769735
>someone else that knows bottom, ahh shit. I fucking love that show i watch it all the time and the young ones.

>>6770128
>the occasional grunt, moan or panting is essential
Ok i do this. I just dont say much. I feel really strange saying dirty talk type stuff so i don't. Especially not anything that could be considered degrading. But i tell them if they do something i like or something.

People don't realize how important these little/fucking massive creatures are :(... next time you see one in your house, imagine how you'd feel being scared and smashed by a large object, and release him/her instead.

>>6770143
Lad you can only watch your own country's shows, so its father ted 24/7 for you.

Jesus fucking Christ why can't I put down smoking for more than a week?

>>6769460
So can I be your bf too? :3

>>6770189
that wouldn't be the worst but fuck i need more then father ted, bingo and shitty soap operas

So I've been heterosexual all of my life but I just tried getting fucked the other day by an experienced tranny. She fucked me hard but it seems that the only position I was able to take was doggy style? I tried other positions but it wouldn't go in or something because she only went doggy style.

Is my ass too tight or something? How do I loosen it?

>>6770176
I try to release them unless they are hard to capture or poisonous.

AKA fucken hay spiders zipping around my basement. How the fuck do you catch one of those without killing it. They move way faster than me. Or black widows. I will kill that shit everytime because i don't want to get sick from a spiderbite. I don't think there are other poisonous spiders where i live though.

>>6770207
How about you, me and Kr have a sleep over and watch old tv before the yanks tainted it all?

>>6770209

Zero to a hundred, huh

I've got some weird shit on my dick cos I never clean after cumming. Should I go to the urologist the dermatologist?

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ZOMBII

STOP DOING THAT

>>6770201
Find something else to put in your mouth when you're stressed :^)

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>>6770225
is this you you hussy?

):<

>>6770219
What weird shit? Dick cheese? That cones off easily just need to rub it in the shower.

>>6770214
This would be good.

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>>6770216
I'd figure it was less gay if it was a tranny
Now help pls
I really want to expertly ride a dick

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>>6770223
Can you be more specific?

>>6770241
I don't own a fancy camera, just my phone and ipad

>>6770214
yes!
I would be so up for that. I'll bring the snacks
>>6770243
rubbing his dick in the shower is probably how the problem happened KR

American cigarettes taste weird here. Marlboro Reds have way more acrid smoke and don't burn as well as their European counterparts.

/blog

>>6770243
No, they're like scales; flaky shit
Also meant to write an or there

>>6770209

Wear a buttplug

>>6770283
Maybe you should have washed your dick out regularly then lad/

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How was your day?

I had a pretty good one

>>6770247

Just go sit on a dick
Who cares if it's gay.
People you shouldn't be listening to if you wanna follow these cumdumpstering dreams of yours, that's who

Buy a dildo, tho
or work some fingers in
Or buy a plug

Or do it like i did, just take a lot of dick until it gets easier

>>6770296

my day is just starting
I woke up in my friend's bed after falling asleep on her couch, tho

>>6770296

It just started, I'm eating brekkies

>>6770269
Will you blow it in my face when I'm not being a good boy?

>>6770306
>I woke up in my friend's bed after falling asleep on her couch, tho
u wot? explain further

did you fuck?
>>6770311
What's for breakfast?

>make an account on recon
>bunch of hot hairy guys
>wearing diapers
why

>>6770324

Leftover lamb chops, asparagus, half a toasted bagel and grape tomatoes

>>6770327

Oh my god I know right

I keep scrolling through porn on tumblr on I'll start on a picture and be like damn what a cute patoot and then keep scrolling and he's wearing a diaper

Why the fuck are so many cuties into them there is no god

>>6770324

Oh, n'aw.
I mean, we've fucked plenty before, but we were just hanging out.
I spent the day high with my boyfriend eating an entire large of Five Guys' fries together and him and i fell asleep on my bed
But after he left, i went to go hang out with my friend and her roomate and we went out to get snacks and then i just fell asleep on her couch while her roomate was playing Dragon Age 2 and she was making a list of movies to watch

Actually, now that I remember, she woke me up and led me to her bed for us to fall asleep together.

>>6770283
Pics, what the fuck.Are you sure it's not just smeg?

>>6770314
No, I'll just stub it out on your forehead.

>>6770269

American ciggs are full of toxins and aren't 100% tobacco as they're in other countries. Avoid them.

>>6770360
Abuse me dad.

>>6770269

What do you miss the most about the UK so far? Feeling home sick yet?

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Is back hair attractive?

>>6770376
Yess. That stuff drives me wild.

>>6770336
Sounds good
>>6770352
>we've fucked plenty before
Go to your containment thread biscum

>>6770376

the older I get the less it bothers me

I think to those under 30 it's disgusting to them.

>>6770383
I'm 24 this is me >>6770379
I've been super attracted to it since basically forever.

Just find out if your partner likes it desu. That's all that really matters.

>>6770354
Turns out they're Pearly Penile Papules

>>6770376

Sure, yeah.

>>6770381

I mean, i've never stuck my dick in a vagina before, does that make it any better

Is it even possible to find a twink that isn't a turboslut?

>>6770404
I'd prefer that you fuck off

If we allow bi's to post here we will eventually become normie central

>>6770417

Take your slutshaming elsewhere mister, this is a safe space :^)

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>>6770394

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OvqN__eEf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu8OUJljwkM

>>6770422
Bis do post here.

>>6770430
Ayyy

>>6770428

That sounds fuckin horrifying desu

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Trying to figure out if im gay or not

what does it mean if i masturbate to traps dominating guys?

what does dick taste like

>>6770446

You're a pathetic beta

>>6770452

if hes showered and stuff, not much

its warm, soft, a little salty maybe. cum is the really tasty bit desu

>>6770452

Nothing desu, probably only a lil sweaty at first unless he's just showered

>>6770437

isn't it pretty?

http://www.pcds.org.uk/ee/images/uploads/clinical/Pearly-Penile-Papules-Picture-1.jpg

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>>6770454
Yes i know that - i get enough of it at home.
But what does it mean in terms of my sexuality?

>>6770456
How do I like cum
After he comes, I'm suddenly turned off or something

>>6770446
You may as well be into femdom because unless you're 6ft tall with a 7inch dick you have no power in straight society. You might ae well just cave in and pretend you enjoy getting bullied by women.

>>6770454
>mr.ive never shown my face to even people ive known for three years calling anybody a beta

Yet you scream for people to show their parts and you've shown nothing. You're cancer bro a complete hypocrite beta.

>>6770468

ask him to eat pineapples for you

it makes cum taste nice

>>6770456
>>6770452
if you've ever had unwashed balls in your mouth, they taste like sweaty armpit

>>6770467

You're a betasexual. Unlike homo-, bi-, or heterosexuals, betasexuals are not attracted to gendered traits. Rather, they're attracted to strong individuals who can put them in their place. Although betasexuals often start out engaging in exclusively heterosexual behaviour, over time they slowly turn to engaging in exclusively homosexual behaviour because only a man can truly give them what they need.

>>6770460
i didnt realize people had those all the way up there

>>6770365
Considering I've been doing a whole load of hookah, cig toxins aren't the first thing on my mind.

>>6770375
The only thing that I "miss" is the ability to take a walk down to the stores. There are no pavements outside of downtown and the distances are so far especially in the heat that it's just easier to drive, I guess that's the point though.

Also it's weird how the US is only starting to use chip & PIN (only seen it in Walmart) when we've already moved onto wireless.

So yeah, the only downside is having to rely on vehicles to get anywhere. If I had a car/motorbike here then it wouldn't be a problem at all.

>>6770479

relatable af

>>6770460

i kind of want to put my mouth on it

I'm gay!

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>>6770527
Prove it

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>decide to play Resident Evil 4 again
>check the "Extras" for shits and giggles, expecting the usual artwork gallery and cutscene player that games usually have as extras
>mfw there are actual playable extra missions where you play as Ada and get to see just what the fuck she was doing while Leon rescued Ashley
this fucking game

>>6770586
You didn't know that shit, thats what you're meant to do when the game is complete. How the fuck did you miss that?

>>6770592
I might have been drunk

Anyway, that game is fucking easy once you get the mine launcher

Are there any good hip hop?

Stuff that's just chill and cool.

>>6770619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c

Yeah the Finns have got some pretty good shit.

holy shit, the guys on the italian and brazilian volleyball teams are qt as fuck

>>6770642
do you expect anything less from them? they're like the qtest nations

>>6770625
What the fuck is that

i'm horny

i'm lonely

I'm hungry

I'm hungry for lonely boypussy

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>>6770666
You are Satan. Very not nice trips.

>>6770681
Hi there

Got me some new shoes finally since I've been working out in fucking converses with no sole.

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>Tfw i lurE transgirls into gaygen so I can not be a chaser
>Tfw they think im a cutegay guy so I can play with their gt withoit being scum.


BIG
FAT
HYPERTROPHIED
TRANNY
COCK

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Who is your 2d husbando /gg/?
Who is your 3d husbando?
Who is your tripfag husbando?

Discuss.

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>>6770727
Lastly who is your pornstar husbando?

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>>6770727
2d

>>6770717
>new shoes
sounds like you're sharp dressed man

>>6770727
>2d
Don't have one
>3d
Mickey milkovich from shameless. I wish I had a homophobic boyfriend
>Trip
Circé is the only trip that I know what they look like.

>>6770727
>Who is your 3d husbando?
Anyone who is not ugly and gives me the time of day desu.

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>>6770746

>>6770509

Some things you would enjoy..


You might like Fort Ouiatenon during the Feast of the Hunters moon on October 1st/2nd:
http://www.tcha.mus.in.us/feast.htm

Clegg's Memorial Gardens are really nice.

Maru Sushi is the only good sushi place in the area.

That's all I can think of to do in your area.

>>6770763
Who the hell is this?

>>6770727
Len
Swede
Venser

>>6770710

How's it goin babe

>>6770727

Priapus
Selfiedaddy
Me

>>6770738

Colby Jansen

>>6770778
circe

>>6770776
>The Feast of the Hunters' Moon is a re-creation of the annual fall gathering of the French and Native Americans
>French and Native Americans
>French
>Native Americans

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW NO

>>6770781
>Colby Jansen
fuck! me too

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Can we just agree that armys the best trip thats ever posted.

At least he made interesting on topic threads regularly.

>>6770784

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub0LA_tN8Qo

What's wrong with the french?

>>6770786

He's such a cute daddy desu

>>6770798
They created America by supporting the rebels.

>>6770784
what's wrong with the french or the native americans?

>>6770798

what a sad festival
it's like they paid homeless people to put on a outfit and walk in it
no enthusiasm at all

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>>6770787

>>6770802
I love that he's more realistic looking than other porn stars with his pudginess and dick that isn't a 10 inch monster
and he has good chemistry with twinks and isn't "masc4masc only lel"

>>6770805
>>6770798
The French are ew because they're French honhonhonhonhon

The Native Americans are ew because they're a bunch of savages that sold their land for shiny beads and violated every single treaty because they couldn't stop slaughtering Europeans.

>inb4 fags going "muh native holocaust"

Literally did not happen, in fact the reverse happened and there are now more natives than ever before. We increased their population via consensual interbreeding.

If you take the time to actually research the alleged "native genocide" then you will see that it's just bullshit used to get gibsmedats and casinos.

>>6770825

did hitler's holocaust really happen?

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>>6770825
I for one support Rugby becoming a permanent member of American society.

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>>6770821

Tru, his body looks so cosy

Plus he got one of them cute up curve weiners

>>6770827
A few million died due to disease and malnutrition because of allied bombing of supply lines and the prioritisation of the German military and civilian populace.

Most of the pics that you see are from Soviet gulags where they slaughtered Jews, homos etc.

Friendly reminder that the homosexuals who were processed by the Nazis were imprisoned for years after the war by the Allies due to their supposed "crimes". Homosexuals have suffered more than any other ethnic or social group throughout history.

When do we get our own country? Yes I know Belgium is filled with faggots but that's not the same.

>>6770836
<3

>>6770825

Regardless, I hope you find something to fun to do in your area. My ex graduated from your Uni, he hated it and was bored and depressed a lot of the time. I think everyone who leaves Indiana is really glad to leave that place.

>>6770825
are you sure you aren't going to the opposite extreme as the native holocaust/genocide people? ._.

>>6770846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNHKDJzgqJg

>inb4 hurr peter molymeme
Not an argument.

>>6770845
My flatmate is ridiculously based and I've already got quite a few friends here now. There's a range nearby that I'll go to whenever I feel bored.

>>6770460
Nothing wrong with pearly penile papules. I don't have them, but I think it's hot when a guy has them.
>they tend to go away with age
>they go away faster and you are less likely to have them if you are cut
>No negatives except people being afraid of what they aren't used to
Little bumps to stimulate you.

Basically it's a sign of youth and health.

Big dicked guy I'm seeing now has them.

>>6770840
I have that
wassup daddy

>>6770840
his scenes with twinks remind me of me and my [spoiler]ex[/spoiler] boyfriend
he too was a qt pudgy bear with an up curve weiner and he'd finger my butt as i sucked it

god i miss him

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>>6770843
We have one. It's called Californee

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>>6770870
>Images.duckduckgo.jpg

Condoms are disgusting.

>>6770863

Call me when you're a cute musclechub

>>6770870
I said a country for gays, not a place filled with degenerate faggots.

Israel is in a nice location and seeing as they have absolutely no right to exist, and neither does Palestine because the whole area is property of the Crown, I think it's rather fitting that we should get that area.

Plus Arabs are shit at war so there's no reason to worry about that lot. Lovely Mediterranean climate, farmable land, nuclear weapons, one of the largest airforces in the world etc.

We could even expand outwards and claim more for the gay man who has been so oppressed throughout history, starting by cucking them out of their "holy lands".

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>>6770874
Not wanting your freedoms respected

>>6770878
>guy that's never posted a single picture
>Being picky


Weeeeew lad

>>6770885
No one should ever have to settle for a fem twink.

>>6770883
duckduckgo is owned by Jews. Use startpage instead.

>>6770883
>tfw wish I was a /g/entooman but low self esteem and confidence makes it hard.

>>6770888
I like fem twinks though. Hitler smokes and is a cunt though so naw im good.

>>6770881
Sounds like a plan desu, my granddad was shot at by jews while stationed in Palestine.

>>6770885

Literally going to see a cute bear tonight so

>>6770902
I'm making chilli, come by after 8pm <3

>>6770896
Did he at least shoot back?

>>6770910
He lost his leg to a bomb desu, did kill a few jews and arabs though.

Am I still a virgin if my anxieties took over after 20 minutes and I fled crying?

>>6770910

>chilli

Are you sure you should be eating that before you bottom?

>>6770914
Did he/you put it in?

>>6770917
Thats why I snapped

>>6770918
Idk t b h
I mean if you wanna say you're a virgin then go for it since neither of you finished.
Why did you start crying?

>>6770915
Papa likes it a bit messy

>>6770915
>>6770929
That's fucking gross dude.

I can't remember the last time I washed my hair.
I feel like like shit though, I don't want to take a shower...

>>6770933
Kinkshamer

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>>6770910
>>6770915
>>6770929
>>6770933

>>6770928
I want to tick that off my list.

I'm not entirely sure why I was crying. I've been already in panic mode before he picked me up.
Honestly, I feel sad for him, and think I should go back bc he was nice, but I'm too ashamed to look on my phone right now and also don't know if I'll make it better this time.

>>6770915
>not tricking your top with the good old spicy boypussy prank to see if he can handle the heat

What gives a lot of gay guys the "gay face" look? Where they look like an FtM?
Is it genetics? Society?

>>6770992

There's lots of gay men
Someone of them look the way you're talking about
You have a bias to notice them
That's all there is to it

>he can only speak one language
is there a bigger turn off?

>>6770912
Tell him that I said thanks for his service defending our freedoms. Tbh I'd give a leg to kill a few of those fuckers.

>>6770915
Fuck my tacobowl, daddy.

>>6771006
EOPs are complete garbage

I can speak broken Japanese and English. English only plebs need tp shoo shoo.

>>6770929

lmao ew

>>6770967

Bad boy.

>>6771009

I got some sour cream to go on your boysalsa

>>6771023
>needing sour cream
Pussyass bitch detected

Bet you can't even eat a ghost pepper without crying.

>>6770964
Give it a few days and if you want to try hooking up with him again do it. You don't need to rush.
I feel kinda bad for being a slut and losing my virginity at summer camp to a guy I didn't know.

>>6771023

>boysalsa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYAw6sxn_Y

Come and get it.

>>6771031

what makes you cry chad?

>>6771031

The sour cream is for you bb xoxo

>>6770929

I just ate sloppy joe with coleslaw and chips. :3

>>6771049
The Titanic theme

Anyone else have incredibly naive and yet accepting parents, about gayness?

>>6770891
I'm not that cunty
I do smoke tho

>be hungry skelly
>only get messages from fatties

Where the fuck are the other skinny guys? Why do fatties only go for skellies?

anybody into the occult here?

I've been practicing my astral projection more and got rid of my tulpa. She still visits from time to time but weve moved on.

>>6771072
I'm skinny and prefer skinny guys
twink4twink is harder to find than you would think

>>6771083

STAY AWAY WITCH

>>6771072
I have the opposite problem.
I'm a fatty and only get messages from 18 year old twinks.
I hate it.

>>6771083

†††††††††††† Have you heard about Jesus? ††††††††††††

>>6771006
>Tfw Mother speaks fluent German
>tfw she tried to teach my older siblings, and they didn't like it, so she never bothered with me.

>>6771063
>naive and yet accepting parents, about gayness?
I'm not sure what you're saying.

>>6771095
Im gonna cast some black magick up ya ass.

Ever heard of voodoo? Santeria motherfucker? You're fucking with a wizard and im going to cast a spell on you.

>>6770821
I love masc4masc guys only because they piss off so many gays

>>6771083
I am a master of esoteric knowledge

>>6771063

My mom is naive about online men. She gets into these internet boyfriend relationships only to find out the guy has a wife and is cheating and messing around. Many old lady chasers seem to love my mom.

Why do gays and trannies believe in the supetnatural more than normal people?

>>6771117
Weirdest shit ive read all day.

Is there a zeemaps for /lgbt/?

Whats up with this masc4masc stuff. If masc guys like masc and fem guys like masc then who likes fem guys?

>>6771083

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3Zx9xlV32w

Should I destroy my exs life?

If it was a terrible break up and we're just twisting knives in the back, is it alright to play an ace card?

>>6771132
Cause they have empty lives and can't accept Jesus or most religions so they get into wierd spirituality in order to fill their lives

>>6771144
Nah man. Live and let live.

>>6771132
because man on man love is magical

>>6771144
Go for it
Tell me how you'd destroy him at least

>>6771144
destroy him
fuck men

>>6771144
No
Only women do that shit.

>>6771151
I've thought about that.

But I'm feeling real spiteful.

>>6771154
The summary is reporting him to NCIS for drug usage, thus ending any professional career in the military.

>>6771162
Pretty evil tbqh.

>>6771162
How did he hurt you?

>>6771144

If you love him enough to destroy him. Why not let the pent up sexual frustration and turbulent emotions work themselves out by talking to him and having sex.

>>6771162
fucking narc

I hope he kills you as retaliation

>>6771162
What branch of the military and which country?

>>6771162
This >>6771172

Who else /shittyex/ here?
Mine left me for a more feminine twink

>tfw the few good looking guys that like me all want me to bottom but I don't want to bottom
having to douche every time sounds like a lot of work, and it also sounds really gross

>>6771208
>having to douche every time

find a guy who laughs or gets more turned on if shit gets on his dick

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>>6771107
Suffer not the witch to live.

>>6771138
Masc4fem guys or fem4fem.

>>6771138

No one/lesbians

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I have nothing to do today
I was gonna spend it with my papa until I remembered he already had plans
Just laying around taking faux-lazy recordings of myself for weird lonely guys on the internet
(but sending them to papa first)

>>6771243

girls reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>6771136
Only failed straights and pedos tbqh

Rugby cok ann skellington

reminder to hide and filter circe

new >>6771253

>>6771243

You need a change. Cute you hair short.

>>6771243
At first I thought papa was your dad, but then it hit me.

>>6769113
what anime is this from?

>>6771357
Saging so tards dony bump this

>>6771370
Le sage man

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>>6769346
in the future can you post this? not everyone has your eagle eyes

>>6771384
>>6769346
I wonder which is the original. Was it edited by /pol/ or by someone with a fetish for Africans?