mtfg: girl general

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>>6770270
this is a bad edition and you should feel bad

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>tfw never

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Does anyone else overeat just so you can get bloated and give birth to massive food babies that clog your toilet and force you to euthanise them?

>>6770270
Babies are incredibly annoying and pregnancy is just awful. Pretty glad I don't have to worry about that.

>>6770279
Plunger is in the storage in the garage.

>>6770279
w-when I get real full after a big meal sometimes my mind wanders and I put my hand on my tummy and sigh
choking up just typing this

>>6770280
whatever you say.
It's strange that you keep sharing that sentiment. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial

school starts in one month
i have absolutely nothing to do until then
help

>>6770279
Those 2 week old shits are the best. Pretty close feeling to giving birth, I bet.

>>6770280
Aren't you gay anyway?

>falling asleep in a skype call
whoops
that was unlucky

>>6770287
Just roleplay in this thread famlo

>>6770287
drink pine needle tea and take nature walks
and do lots of hydrocodone

works for me

>>6770270
delete this

>>6770264
why do you never call

>>6770287
Butt stuff!

>>6770292
oh i already was though
wheres val

>>6770289
Asexual, homoromantic. If I had ovaries and uterus, I'd still keep day after pills in case of rape, though.

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you know what to do

http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator

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>>6770288
Yeah, if you give birth through your butt and your babies smell like fermented beans

>>6770304
Yeah, as I said, pretty close.

>>6770290
thats the best tho
super comfy if youre asleep, super comfy if you arent

>>6770301
I think she's around. She never said she was leaving so.

>>6770302
>I'd still keep day after pills in case of rape, though.
that is oddly specific, I agree with the other poster

also whats wrong with carrying a rape baby? you get welfare and food stamps

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>>6770303
http://azaleasdolls.com/dressupgames/pretty-pixie.php

I prefer this.

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>wanting to get pregnant
Classic

>>6770300
*butt stuffs u*

>>6770310
it was comfy
thats why i felt asleep
i felt calm and safe last night uu

>>6770313
>that is oddly specific, I agree with the other poster

How is it? That's not totally unreasonable.

>>6770315
kinda creepy to be honest

>>6770316
oh angie, you know the feel too, don't deny it
also the simpsons fucking BLOW

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>>6770320
No I don't
If I got pregnant, I'd abort that thing quick

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>>6770316
A part of me is grateful that you don't want children Angie

>>6770299
Mooomm I called you yesterday

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>>6770319
>That's not totally unreasonable
carrying a pill around with you in case of rape is pretty weird.

Here is a pro tip. The only "pill" you need for a rapist is one of these....

>>6770318
>i felt calm and safe last night uu
mm, iktf
some of the comfiest and safest moments ive had were falling asleep w certain people on skype

>>6770326
>>6770318
Tfw nobody to fall asleep with ;_;

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>>6770303
Gonna spend far too much time on this

>>6770312
I'm alive!

>>6770317
N-no! Try it on yourself!

>>6770325
Oddly specific caliber you've got there

>>6770330
where do you live? ;w;

>>6770320
>kinda creepy to be honest
why are you being so judgmental these days? It almost seems like an imitation to make yourself fit in more. there's no need for that. there's really nothing that's more or less creepy about that dress up game compared to the one you posted.

Time to bed again
nini
>>6770326
for real this was
my dreams were nice and everything
I was happy u.u
but then my mom woke me up for some dumb reason
>>6770330
aww sorry L :c
you will find someoneeee someday im sure!

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DON'T IGNORE MY HON BOD MTFG

FACE IT

FACE YOUR DEMONS

>>6770331
its no fun alone tho >:3

>>6770332
Washington state senpai

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>>6770325

>>6770335
ur cute
i would squeeze

>>6770334
>Time to bed again
>nini
me too. I'm feeling wiped out, and have a bad migraine headache.

>>6770335
w-what?

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>>6770340
this has always seemed retarded to me.
Do not mutilate the penis of the man that has proven his total lack of empathy and the ability to overpower you..

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>>6770338
that's closeish

>>6770340
you expect me to put that in my butt? if a guy ever tries to rape me the way I am down there at the moment he will probably want to kill me, not fuck me.

>>6770335
I want that hoodie
link where you got it

>>6770333
yeah, its like fucking lauras playground tier, someone back me up on this

>>6770331
>Oddly specific caliber you've got there
because 45's fucking rock

>>6770334
Nini, sweet dreams of srs and a qt gf

>>6770342
Aww ): night, hope you feel better when you wake up

>>6770341
don't lie to me

>>6770343
you heard me

>>6770338
I live near Seattle. post up some contact senpai

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>>6770346
Yeah I feel the same. Probably good for pranking someone though

>>6770348
No, it's a condom, you put it on your penis :^)

>>6770350
why would i lie.
i would most certainly squeeze

>>6770350
>I live near Seattle. post up some contact senpai

dont fall for connie's/junipers tricks

>>6770350
What like Skype or something?

>>6770351
arent you a real girl why do you come here

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>>6770323
Why?
Is it because I'm insane?

>>6770348
>wanting to kill me
Then you're free from the tranny nightmare

>>6770347
where u at senpai

>>6770348
uuugh unfortunately i got it at goodwill. the tag is gone and the label is worn from washing

its starting to fray too. im gonna get a tailor to get it restored.

>>6770351
>Probably good for pranking someone though
that's not very nice

>>6770359
neighboring state
where u?

>>6770364
oh its you
lol

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>>6770335
I think you're qt

>>6770337
We'll take turns~

>>6770348
Well, 45 LC in particular is a very specific caliber. 45 Auto or ACP are far more common. Still, 45 is best handgun caliber for sure ^^

>>6770358
>Then you're free from the tranny nightmare
Well what I fear more then being a tranny is the fact that death is pure nothingness and that freaks me out and even a shitty life is better then non existence. I mean there is no magical place we go when we die, we are just organic computers carrying out the selfish game of DNA multiplication.

Wtf is up with this edition? Terrible edition now I wanna kill myself.

>>6770369
woweee that sure is lewd
whos firsst then?

>>6770370
that is the most profound thing I ever read from kayla

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i cant decide between a 1911 .45 govt
a cz52 in tokarev
or a cz75

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>>6770357
Nah, I'm just a really really really faggy guy that's basically a girl.

>>6770358
Bingo

>>6770362
What if they hate their penis?

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thinking aboutg gettin somethin like this for the upcoming chilly fall

yea or nay

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>>6770382
you got tits, a pussy, a girl voice, and a female identity
watchu talkin about wilis Nigga U Wilin

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>>6770378
Get a Kimber 1911 short

makeup isn't making me feel good rn. I just look like a hideous man in drag. Midface shortening surgery when?

>>6770382
>What if they hate their penis?
that's pretty nice then.
tfw no rape-axe prank

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Aaaand done~

>>6770378
1911s are heavy, but they're solid and extremely reliable. I love mine. Heard good things about CZ75s, but I'm just not a fan of the cartridge on those.

>>6770373
I think you should try it, so you can appreciate how delicate you need to be sometimes~

>>6770384
Not a fan of the pattern, for sure

>>6770388
meh if i want a compacy carry gun ill get something other than a 1911

i want the full nazi killing, gook stomping experience

Truly winning the genetic lottery is being born a cis girl.

;-;

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>>6770386
Yeah, but I'm still not a """real""" girl and never will be.

>>6770391
dumb hippy stuff like that looks good on me for some reason

>>6770391
whats wrong with the cartridge, its fine

someone i know who had a 75 told me its even better ergonomically than the 1911 and somehow the safety feels even better

i want a 52 for the tokarev cartridge (that i dont even have any of lol) cus its hot af

>>6770395
;_;

imagine a rapist ftm
now that would be funny if they knocked me down and dropped their pants and there was nothing there but some pubes longer then their clit lol

>>6770391
but i dunno what to do i think you need to help me

>>6770396
ehhhhhhhhhhhhh basically a girl lol
the fuck you doin wastin your life away here when you got cis bitch shit to be doin

>>6770402
That isn't really funny.

>>6770402
Im going to screenshot this post and post it everytime one of you attention seeking autists want to invade ftmg.

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>>6770388
Kimbers are so nice but they're so goddamn expensive.
What else do you have, Kayla?

>>6770399
Well, if you can pull it off, go for it! I certainly couldn't.

>>6770400
I'm a 45 elitist faggot, so 9mm makes me cringe. Might be a little harder finding Tokarev, depending on where you live.
>Miki makes the CZ look damn good

>>6770403
We're gonna need some lube, first off. Silicon-based preferrably

>>6770402
imagine raping kayla
now that would be funny if you knocked them down and dropped their pants and there was nothing there but a smelly gross ass thatll get poop on your dick

>>6770378
1911 is prettiest

>>6770409
this enrages me so much

I couldve had a nice cute trans boyfriend but autistics like kayla fucking ruined everything

well, I do have one really cute transboy who i think is on the spectrum on skype. I can househusbando him at will desu. thinking about it...

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>>6770407
I'm unemployedddd :(
Also, I generally post here and do other stuff at the same time, it's rare that I just post on 4chan all day these days.

>>6770390
I'd help if I could ;-;

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>>6770370
Ok
But do you want to continue to live in nightmare mode

>>6770382
But we're all insane

>>6770409
That wouldn't be fair. Kayla is a broken, self-hating transgirl with misogynistic tendencies. Most of us acknowledge that and point it out to her when she says something wrong.

>tfw you have a crush on a trip
I don't like this.

>>6770410
>What else do you have, Kayla?
Nothing, I relinquished my guns because I was afraid I would use them on myself.

>>6770409
>>6770416
who wants to date a man that isn't packing real meat?

>>6770411
actually my asshole is top notch

>>6770429
which one

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Since we're talking about guns, we just went out shooting yesterday and took a family photo right before.

>>6770415
It's really up to you, at that point. I think the 1911 is the better weapon, but if you need mag capacity you might want to go with one of the CZs.

>>6770429
It happens to all of us~

>>6770431
I suppose that's a safe bet if you're feeling suicidal

>>6770432
elann

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>>6770412
mos def

>>6770424
>But do you want to continue to live in nightmare mode
Well I mean life fucking hurts, I mean its a constant struggle for me right now in my life to not kill myself but I don't want to snuff out any hope for future happiness.

>>6770438
sucks4u

>>6770402
lol

>>6770421
just get a job shitposting

>>6770429
me too.
swg..

>>6770441
Then fill the void.
I recently became sort of a klepto thanks to Pokemon go

>>6770436
i like that 1911
doesnt have the wartime aesthetic that i like, but not a bunch of ugly tacticool stuff either, not bad

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>>6770436
>I suppose that's a safe bet if you're feeling suicidal
plus I got a $200 dollar food card from the police for turning them in. I'm so fucking poor now I have no possessions anymore. Transition literally took my entire former life away.

>>6770447
Nim you missed the big turnaround game! Also let me know how the movie is!

>>6770431
Yeah well im a cis man with a 5.5 im not really packing. Keep posting more because you mtfs are annoying on ftmg.
>tfw no bf
>would you ever date a transgirl


No no they wouldn't you guys are weird and they aren't attracted to trans just like all of you are attracted to women. You guys are literally worshipping a 15 year old kid because its like the perfection of cuteness. Literally just looks like a regular 15 year old. this general is retarded.

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>>6770424
Yeah but you're the insanerest

>>6770353
>>6770369

NO I AM NOT CUTE SHUTUP

>>6770355
what tricks?
>>6770356
yes

>>6770455
fug

yeah I will! :)

>>6770438
her head is in my lap right now. do you want me to poke her boob or something on your behalf?

>>6770462
oh boy another pleb how great
literal worst kind of poster

>>6770458
That depends really

>>6770421
girls dont need to work
go to the mall go on dinner dates do everything thats open to you

>>6770465
okay, im sorry, how should i post instead?

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>>6770451
Yup, just simple blued steel with wood grips. All you need really <3

>>6770453
If you're starving, food beats guns any day. Hopefully it helped.

>>6770462
Well screw you then, just trying to compliment you

>>6770457
>transboy chaser
>comes to mtfg to be an asshole

Could you fuck off?

>>6770462
>what tricks?
um getting me to almost move up there then telling me her mom wont let anyone new on the lease, this happened just a few days ago, I was all packed and borrowed $700 to make the trip and pay the first month of rent and Juniper fucked me when I was already 100 miles into my drive with the text not to come up after all.

>>6770457
you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

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Any of you ladies had dreams about pregnancy or motherhood?

>>6770457
>5.5
Take the poo to the loo...

>>6770464
Please.

>>6770471
accept ur fuckin compliments
ur cute

>>6770472
im sorry

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>>6770470
>everything that's open to you
I have no money, I need to buy my anime figurines somehow. Are you suggesting I suck dick for money?

Not that I have any sort of objection to that, it seems like a job that I'd enjoy.

>>6770482
Yee

>>6770486
o..ok... thankyou anon..

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I want to raise children some day, but I really don't have much experience with children. Anyone know what raising kids is like? I can only imagine it's a lot of patience and just sprinkling wisdom as it comes, as necessary. And you take them around through the grocery store until they see enough and learn what they're supposed to do to function in the world.

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>>6770488
>buying anime figures
Absolutely fucking disgusting

>>6770488
>Not that I have any sort of objection to that, it seems like a job that I'd enjoy.

Then why don't you try it?

>>6770474
Im not chasing anything you all look like men and the new batch of trips looks even dumber than the ones before. But don't worry with your hugbox you got here you'll get about fifteen yous per post saying how you look like a girl even when you don't.


But hey im gone now sorry to intrude your jerking off to a 15 year old boy and other retards. You all have the sexual taste of a 14 year old on b. Its just women transgirls and lolis.

>>6770496
Could you fuck off?

>>6770487
qt 3.14

>>6770496
Nice bait

>>6770488
no just stop pretending to be a fake girl when youve long since assimilated
with as much you talk about putting effort into passing, you seem to fucking forget all that effort you apparently put in and treat yourself like a failure

quit being a retard

>>6770496
this is some next level doublethink
>complaining about transgirls who are into trans guys
>yet at the sametime all transgirls are into is women

>>6770485
Done. she squirmed a little.

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>>6770496

>>6770335
I wish my shoulders were as rounded as yours. I am square and wide.

I'll never be able to wear a top with that low of a neck. The skin on my chest was ruined with puberty.

>>6770498
thanks, so are you..

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>>6770485
Can confirm, boob was poked.

>>6770502
You have a point, but I post here for fun and I sadpost when I'm sad. Its not like I stopped being trans just because I started passing, and it's not like my insecurities about being trans will ever go away entirely. It's more complicated than just feeling like a failure.

>>6770495
Afraid of smegma

>>6770503
I never complained about you into transguys. Besides you all only chase the aidens anyway meaning the pre t transboys. I complain that you shit up ftmg everyday with the same bullshit. You know you dont belong there yet you go there for attention.

Go stay here where you can all bukkake some random 15 year old.

>>6770497
Why? You all invade every other general with your unwarranted self importance.

Sorry I intruded your 15 year old kid worship and delayed quid posts. Im sorry I know you have to read whats going on with the great poster quid.

>>6770401
hey sorry for cheating on you with a hamster btw, I didn't expect anon to out me like that last thread

>>6770506
my shoulders are fairly wide, especially in the back. that hoodies pattern just does everything right to diminish it

Reminder: ignore all genderqueer, genderfluid, nonbinary, gender nonconformists unless it's to remind them they aren't trans

>>6770519
kinda makes you a douche and a hypocrite if youre trans, buddy

>>6770513
advice tax is 1 blowjob

>>6770514
First off, I'm one of the first trips to come around here, which doesn't really matter except I only left in 2015 so you must be pretty new

Secondly, if you think most people here like me you must be REALLY new.

Now go cry more about how you'll never get to fuck a hamster because the ugly Jew has her.

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>all this bait taking.

>>6770514
try again, my dream bf is a tall, slender post t transguy with sharp features, facial shadow and feminine mannerisms

skinnyfat bearded qts are great too

>>6770526
>you'll never get to fuck a hamster because the ugly Jew has her
Just when I thought I couldn't love you any more

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>>6770524
But I wasn't asking for the advice (although it is appreciated) ;~;
If you wanted a blowjob you could just ask tho

>>6770519
I think while some of them are just tumblrsexual, some others are trying to come to terms with their trans-ness and bargaining with themselves before they give in or give up.

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>>6770496
sounds like someone is anally annihilated

>>6770526
Just because you've been here forver doesnt make your posts good. That's oldfag unwarrented self importance. Oldfags are cancer because they don't provide anything new ans just claim they ate important despite not beimg important.

>>6770530
> feminine mannerisms

You want a girl?

Also good luck getting a tall transboy with t. You just want to use their boy cavity despite you all bitching about people wanting your gt.

This is my last post here. You are all insanely retarded and blatantly hypocritical buts its ok cuz were girls and being a shitty person that worships 15 years olds is what girls do xD.

You all really need to think about your lives.

>>6770522
kind of makes them a douche for trivializing the word trans when there are people with serious problems, such as my nearly debilitating dysphoria, who deserve to be in a group that they identity with without it being taken over by quirky, stupid fucks

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am i the only one who was an Alpha male before trasnition?

>>6770538
no, I want to get fucked by strapons if im dating a transguy

and no, i dont want a girl. i want a sensitive slightly faggy guy. nice sexism tho

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>>6770526
Lolol
No, just fucking NO

The first trips were me, watashi, sage, fashionista, potc, straghitwhitegirl, Lils, Amelia, Lydia and Edie

>>6770537
dat mustache tho

>>6770534
yes bj pls

>>6770538
ladies and mentalgen, this is penis envy the post

Team Smiles or Team Chara?

>>6770541
>tfw all the outgoing, social non-binary teenagers who use the trans and non-binary support group as a club run the shy, quiet questioning people out and I never see them again.

>>6770547
otto von bismark reincarnated

>>6770541
you probably shouldnt have brought up dysphoria as an argument
theres plenty of noninary people who experience dysphoria and plenty of binary trans people who dont
it has nothing to do with the identity itself, "transtrenders" and "tumblrsexuals" is its own problem
dont diminish others struggles because of the actions of some, thats literally what you are fighting against

>>6770542
You were the less common at least.

Wasn't Faye kind of alpha?

>>6770537
wtf is that webm

>>6770542
>alpha
you were just a fratbro tool

>>6770537
She got maced, dumbies.

>>6770562
>Wasn't Faye kind of alpha?
not really, faye was a twink
At my best I was getting into actual MMA and was getting huge. That coupled with full on construction and mechanics and keeping my head shaved, blasting thrash metal, and getting into bar fights at biker clubs I think I was the most manly here. imma text mom and see if she could send me my most masculine pic

>>6770551
>transgirls bragging about their penis

What happened to the dysphoria?

>>6770542
Drinking monsters and riding bikes doesnt make you alpha it makes you a normalfag.

>>6770543
Look idk if that's what you want go ahead. Im just bored and want to call out some bullshit.

>>6770568
no she didnt

>>6770561
if a "binary transperson" doesn't have dysphoria or any other relating mental problem, they aren't trans.

>>6770568
With what? He looks like he's holding goggles.

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>>6770549
*teleports in front of u*
*pulls down pants*
*zuk flaccid dik til hard*

>>6770573
alright cool, so if dysphoria makes the distinction, which i agree with, then its simple

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>>6770567
Without the frat.

>>6770569
Please do. I want more pics of Dudebro Kayla.

>>6770570
apparently you can be trans and not have dysphoria nowadays

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>>6770567
>you were just a fratbro tool
not a frat bro, total opposite, I was a biker and a trouble maker on my spare time

>>6770574
>>6770571
OH I remember what happened now. The balloon pops and gets her in her eye.

As an aside I once popped a balloon in my eye and had to wear an eyepatch for a month.

>>6770580
no even before that period in my life, I was way more manlier. That pic is only 2 years old, im talking 5 years ago.

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>>6770588
Kayla I was way manliest man there ever was

>>6770588
Really? Cool. I want to see some really manly Kayla then.

Do you still have that cute pic of you when you were a child wearing a beanie on hand? You were andro as fuck.

o shit im preggo

>>6770581
Yeah idk this general is kind of gross. Blatantly hypocritical about nearly everything hugboxy as shit. This generals pretty bad pretty inxonsiderate of basix human decency. Im a cismale and I really dontwant anything mtfg related in ftmg. I like some transgirls if they are chill but once someone has been infected with mtfg and the mtfg mindset I stay away. I like transgirls but if you have te mtfg mentality tha n naw were good

Except elanna she still seems like shes not a shitty person which is amazingto me. This places jades everyone.

>>6770538
Literally has nothing to do with what I'm saying. Just making fun of you for thinking I'm an up and coming.

>>6770545
I have no idea who you are though anon :^)

I didn't mean one of the first five or something, was just easier than saying something more complicated. I assume I was maybe 20-30th trip, not that it really matters.

>>6770578
thank babe

>>6770584
Hey, she was lucky. A CRS staying calm and using only his finger... Usually they use a truncheon first. Then it's offensive grenades.

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>>6770599
>tfw not sauce

>>6770603
Anytime bb hit me up

Ram > Rem

Prove me incorrect.

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>>6770611
>tfw not as saucy as elanna

>>6770602
All I said was that you're a bad poster (which you are) and you busted out the 4chan oldfag gold card.

>Sorry I intruded your 15 year old kid worship and delayed quid posts. Im sorry I know you have to read whats going on with the great poster quid.

This was what I said I wasnt trying to revoke your oldfag gold card but I can see why you keep bringing that up becayse you think it makes you important.

>>6770553
Team Smiles of course, bae is obviously in the wrong here

>>6770556
Oh god ><

>>6770614
Except I'm not remotely a popular trip, so I assumed you were talking about the "new batch of trips" that was even worse. Doesn't make total sense but more than saying I have a fan club, and I just woke up

Anyway thought you weren't replying anymore :3

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Anon, did you get the lube yet?

>>6770614
http://youtu.be/xR2wE1U-8Jk

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>>6770613

>>6770618
Im bored and my home generals are dead might as well anger post here for a minute. Quid you should chill though on the anti chaser stuff when you're a chaser yourself. I lurk here from time to time.

>>6770600
fuck off, chaser

I couldn't care less if you are good or not for me.

>>6770618
They were probably just talking about Kathy

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>>6770613
>tfw not as preggo as kiwi
>tfw have to settle for prego

>tfw Mado's blood and urine tested negative for THC
ahaha wtf
Also she looks cute as FUCK in a hospital gown

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>>6770627
>tfw not a bottle of hot sauce
i can't imagine kiwi hot sauce is very hot anyway
>>6770634
it's ok bb i'll share the baby

how do you sleep for the rest of your life

>>6770620
i actually dont know if this is addressed to me or not BUT

can i join in whatever requires lube

(i need some lube anyway)

>>6770629
>this meme again
having trans girls comprise about 30% of my love life when I have trust issues with cis people doesn't make me a chaser

>>6770631
But I have no idea who Kathy is, unless she changed her name.

>>6770637
mado a cute

girthy shenis

>>6770637
also, how the fuck did she test negative for thc

>>6770643
There was an anon earlier that needed some coaching on butt stuff.

>>6770653
i dont need coaching
i just want you to do butt stuff to me

>>6770653
ME ME ME ME ME THAT WAS ME how do i make it feel good and not burn and feel like i gotta poo

>>6770643
Sorry, I buy lube by one litre bottles, but I definitely don't need anyone to help with dilating.

>doesn't even tell you you're dating her before she cheats

quid whats wrong with you

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>>6770638
How do u share a baby when you are hot sauce?

>>6770651
Same

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>>6770651
Yeah she is
Pic related sorry I ruin it
>>6770652
And I have no fucking idea
We smoked like
3 hours before she got admitted

>>6770645
im a chaser and i try to keep trans girls at around 25% of my love life, any higher and they start getting suspicious

>transgirls bragging about their dick and shaming average solid 5.5s

Why are trans "girls" so hypocritical?

Degenerates. Of course there are anime posters in here. Anime promotes people wanting to be trannies.

On the day of the rope...remember this.

-/pol/

>>6770670
yummy post

>>6770665
>that pic
ugh my heart fucking kill me now whys everyone else get to be so happy

>>6770670
>day of the rope
top meme

>>6770665
damn

>>6770668
Good thing I don't have to worry because anybody I'd actually want to date won't be stupid enough to think I'm a chaser :P

It's more than 30% if we count ftms anyway, I just don't feel comfortable around cis people.

>>6770676
>happy
happiness never comes easy, and it never lasts long
trust me, anon

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>>6770664
well if a bottle of hot sauce is preggo
i'd imagine putting half of the hot sauce in you
would give you half the baby

>>6770661
no it wasnt that was me you god damn memer

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>>6770679
k i l l m e
and dont tell me that when youre with MADO

>>6770684
no it was me ive been asking EVERYWHERE how to do butt stuff you just want someone to fuck you

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>>6770658
What's in it for me?

>>6770661
Use a silicon-based lube, for one. I've never experienced burning, but if you're having trouble you might need to numb it with an ice cube first. Personally it feels better just moving it around inside instead of going in and out, cause the later induces dirty things.

>>6770670
Nice bait.

>>6770685
especially with mado

>>6770693
yeah fuck you

>>6770687
jokes on you i dont even like butt stuff
its gross and messy i prefer cuddling

>>6770692
cuddling and affection

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>>6770682
That is lewd as fuck.
W-wanna make pasta sometime?

>>6770669
>having a gt below 7 inches

why is chara a hamster

>>6770678
we're both just two chasers, living our lives. forget what anyone else thinks.

>>6770669
idk, I am really tired of fake trans people

I got banned from a facebook group last night for pointing out "trans" people who were acting dumb.

I asked them to explain a defining characteristic of what makes them trans and the answer was always an elusive "I just am." Someone lied and said it was the trauma. I asked them if the trauma is gender related and they said no. Then someone got mad and told me I am making people relieve trauma, which is entirely silly since a discussion like this acts as a reminder of my own dysphoria and dysmorphia.

Trans people are being threatened by "open minded" LGBT activists and fetishists.

>>6770648
Who's Kathy?

>>6770698
>not having a petite sissyclit

>>6770638
>kiwi has enzymes that burn your mouth and create miniwounds
>capsaicin in wounds
sounds hot to me, even painful

>>6770699
Cheeks.

>>6770701
Quit projecting.

>>6770704
No idea who Kathy is, kathy, but Kathy must be one hell of a character

>>6770662
Have you always identified as ace or were there times where you tried being sexual with other people before you figured it's not for you?

>>6770713
quit projecting that im projecting

>>6770699
chara has the cutest cheeks

who here princess of hearts?

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time to kill myself

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>>6770697
y-yes please i'll bring the hot sauce
i can't guarantee you won't end up prego though
>>6770707
really? i've never burnt my mouth eating a kiwi

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>tfw don't being a cute girl with a belly to show other people

>>6770724
only in fresh kiwi. dunno, maybe you just have a resistant mouth? I am in deep pain whenever I eat kiwi, similarly pineapple.
it's a shame, if it wasn't unpleasant kiwi would be god tier for me.

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What do you girls think about Against Me and Laura Jane Grace?

>>6770696
Awfully tempting. What do you want me to use?

>>6770722
No stahp

>>6770725
What's your belly like, anon? I bet you can tone it to perfection ;)

>>6770722
It's always time. But what happened anon.

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This new Frank Ocean album is literally life changing. I love him so much, but this album.....Has MtFG heard it yet?

>“Listen, stop trying to be somebody else. Don’t try to be someone else. Be yourself and know that that’s good enough. Don’t try to be like someone else, don’t try to act like someone else, be yourself. Be secure in yourself. Rely and trust upon your own decisions.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2K-kvlQZzY

What happens if I drink alcohol while taking cypro???

>>6770729
yeah welll i've burnt my mouth on pizza so many times that it's probably super resistant by now
and pineapple is disgusting and loaded with potassium blech

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>>6770570
>Drinking monsters and riding bikes doesnt make you alpha it makes you a normalfag.
Hardly, I was a pro, not a poser, check my vid out

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>>6770724
B-but maybe I wanna really really try to get prego

>>6770737
Your knees explode

>>6770730
uhhh its really up to you know more about it than me..

>>6770734
thought it was you in the thumbnail, kek

>>6770737
Your liver explodes, or more than likely you'll just get a hangover

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>>6770742
Yup

>>6770747
Well, I have a nice vibe that could work. Think you can take it?

>>6770730
cant
>>6770731
just cant take it anymore, nothings worked out, im alone, slowly dying and everyone i know has alienated me
going to put a shell in my head

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>>6770742
i guess we'll keep trying to make pasta until you end up prego then
>>6770737
you get twice as drunk

>>6770737

You'll get drunk.

>>6770749

I can see how you would make that mistake. I, took, am an african american gentleman with a dyed buzzcut.

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>>6770734
lmfao those lyrics are so lame

>just B yrSelf guiz! it iz THAT ez!

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>>6770741
I drank monster and I was kind of a fag tbqh
Did the monster make me more manly?
Need to know

my boobs are coming in nicely but when are my pecs going to get gone, it looks pretty unsightly

>>6770760
nah monster is super gay

>>6770718
Fair enough, quit being delusional then. Having to get over an internal predilection against gender-mixed appearances until the affection gets the best of me and it's not possible for me to find their body unattractive (if you don't know what I mean, gl getting a girl sometime) doesn't really make me a chaser, I meme but girltinkler = I vom evrytim

>>6770734
Channel Orange was honestly unlistenable to me, I really tried to like it, but I'll check this out. Neat cover.

>>6770759

It's more of a voicemail than it is lyrics. Lol
It's kind of true though.

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Post ur tunes, my dudes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8

>>6770752
if its small then its totally fine...

>>6770753
Oh ): well I'm sorry that all that has happened to you. I hope you can overcome this without using suicide. I'm not really sure what to say, but I'm sure you're a decent person who deserves to live another day and hopefully see a better life.

>>6770734
Get famtano on the phone xd

>>6770759
That's entirely dependent on the context within the rest of the lyrics... Of course it looks a bit sappy and pointless on its own, just like the Angelou-style speech on Good Kid, M.A.A.D. City looks completely stupid taken by itself as text.

>>6770757
well you pretty much do have a dyed buzzcut. lighting also just makes him look tan.

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>>6770741
>>6770760
>tfw a monster makes the grueling work week and permanent shitstorm just a little more bearable

>>6770768
I'm sure they'll fade with time. You're not actively working out are you?

>>6770775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6MNRfmF96U

>>6770777
Well, it's not tiny, if that's what you're implying

>>6770760
I remember when it was only offered in motocross stores before it got big and now every fag has access to something made for great men.

>>6770785
I've heard enough B YRSELF bullshit that regardless of context it is meaningless to me

>>6770775
I like this track, despite not being a huge pop rock fan. Here's my tune my dude

https://youtu.be/5dUtANwGWAk

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>>6770770

I thought so.

>>6770775

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdXEEmD36yY

>>6770788

*strokes my buzzcut*

>>6770789
well not tiny just small

>>6770775
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z6Xae9jsqxU
>>6770760
energy drinks are a waste of money, and pointless, a pack of caffeine pills is cheaper and probably better for you

>>6770793
Anyone who tells you to 'be yourself' is inevitably telling you to be like them.
>>6770789
Funky as hell. :)

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>>6770756
>i guess we'll keep trying to make pasta until you end up prego
That is my fetish

>>6770799
>Anyone who tells you to 'be yourself' is inevitably telling you to be like them.
pretty much, it's just being told how to act and think, the opposite of being yourself
being yourself is only possible to do when you aren't consciously thinking about being yourself

Yo mtfg how's your Sunday going?
Mine is awesome, about to have supper with brother and sister in law, I'm making lobsters and fresh sweetcorn from a farm stand. Can't wait =D, life is good.

>>6770775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4OhIU-PmB8

>>6770795
mistook you for lalalily because of tripcode, lel.

>>6770797
Love the Ramones.
>>6770794
What the fuck is happening. WEEEEEE. Skip to the middle ITS STILL HAPPENING. Skip to the End. 20 seconds of silence at end of vidoe. 4/10.
>>6770795
Listening to this album rn actually. Fuck it.

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>>6770791
Have you never been to a 7/11?

>>6770789
Yup, agreed

>>6770797
Pills are less tasty.

>>6770769
Oh good

>>6770795
oh and I'm just not a fan of much rnb to elaborate, that's probably why I didn't like it

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>>6770730
Like this.

>>6770816
Lol its noise rock famlam. Here's something less abrasive.

https://youtu.be/mI4WZghlZQI

>>6770826
i wanna cummy in that tummy

>>6770818
>Have you never been to a 7/11?
well yeah I mean monster has been worldwide for years but I was there when it was in a small fridge in the pro shop and was a new product marketed towards riders. Hell, it was made in my home town, the moto capital of the world.

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>>6770796
Hmm, alrighty then. I'm gonna need you to make sure you're clean up there. Do you have anything to clean yourself out with?

>>6770799
I fucking love nu disco

>>6770810
Sounds good! I was housewifing pretty hard earlier, now I'm just wasting away my day on teh interwebs.

>>6770811
>Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?

>>6770826
My god that hourglass! You've got a lickable tummy for sure~

>>6770826
can i lick ur tummy

>>6770832
>Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
can't let someone else from here hurt me like juniper did.

>>6770811
Oh shit Claypool

https://youtu.be/UWkJghqMSpo

>>6770835
you dont know what hurt is you autist
that was all you anyways

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>>6770835
>taking song lyrics literally in a post
Kayla you're silly

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>>6770810
How's the vag??

I'm doing good too.
>super fun night last night
>drunk, dancing in the club in the dark to the 90s
>gay night so shirtless men making out around me
>looked cute af
So so much fun but paying for it today

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>came out to mom today
>I was really quiet the whole time
>ended up needing to write it down on paper
>got hugs and support I think
>appointment next week
>still feel like I just had a heart attack
what a day

>>6770850
>Paying for it
Drink water
Also gay men are, sadly, the best

>>6770854
That's good though. Wew, I'm really happy your parents aren't jesus freaks.

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so old guy mode to new guy mode is there any difference or should I an hero?

>>6770859
make your attention whoring a little less obvious. m8

>>6770862
i'm just asking, in the new pic I don't have a drop of makeup on

>>6770858
I know she dislikes seeing gays on tv, was scared as shit, hyperventilating and stuff.

>>6770854
Yayy, I'm glad it worked out. Congratulations!

>>6770859
of course there is a difference

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>>6770832
Thx. :3

>>6770859
You went from oversaturated to blurry.
It's an improvement. How bad is your brow now? You had a relatively round forehead but that lip of muscle at your eyebrows.

hello

>>6770875
>How bad is your brow now?
between you me and the fence post I had bone filler, cheaper then a brow shave

>>6770872
sweet then I guess I am making progress