Gay General: Anti Faggot Edition

>>6765302

heres the sext bruh
>http://m.imgur.com/QLqU9yf

i already sent it - he replied with lots of emojis which i think is a good thing

>>6765807

i just like to chat about lewd things, not necessarily to do with them, and see how they react

i think its cute when they blush

How do I flirt right

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>let's not be catty

Pup thread

>>6765888

Post more cute butt

>>6765771

There's a new thread if you want to continue talking. I do.

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>tfw no qt meme boi bf who is currently dropping all of his social media

>>6765911
Underage gtfo

>>6765911
I see this pic all the time. Who is he?

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>>6765904
Alright. I'll make it short and simple.

Sexually abused as a child by a older cousin of mine, old enough she knew what she was doing. Pretty sure thats what completely put me off from ever trusting women.

Had an accident as a kid where I dropped a whole pot of boiling water on me as a kid, ended up burning my stomach and crotch. Whether or not it scarred my dick up to the point where its completely unattractive and desensitized is anyones guess, since I don't really remember anything before it.

Family is falling apart at the seams, most of us are drug addicts and I'm well on the way to being the same with the fact I'm a borderline alcoholic. Not even a fun drunk, just the sad and tired kind.

Theres insomnia, my ever-growing lack of friends, only ones I'm close with are in the same shitty state as me, and as much as I want to help them, I can't, because I end up ignoring my own problems and making them worse.

Did I say this was gonna be short and simple? Well, guess I was a bit of a liar. The only person I've ever told the first thing to was a close friend of mine, by the way. Can't say it bothers me that much anymore, the damage is already done.

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>>6765903

heres the first sext i was going to send but someone on here said it was no good so i didnt

sexting is surprisingly fun actually, i think i like the attention

does that make me a slut?

>>6765993
Do you want to be.

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>>6765993

Nothing wrong with being a slut

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>>6766009
I'd say theres a lot of things wrong, but I'm a kissless virgin, so what would I know?

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>>6766015

Nothing

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>>6766026
Is it wrong to want a pure, monogamous, life-long relationship with someone you find a true connection with and passion for?

Being a slut is fun on the internet. If you're a real life slut like circe you smell like shit and its degenerate.

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>>6766030

Yes, purity doesn't exist

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>>6766034
Why anyone would want to be a slut in a community notorious for its STD prevalence is beyond my comprehension.

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>>67660370
So is the only solution to become emotionally void and sell your asshole for a few moments of pleasure? Well, shucks. Ain't that a drag.

>>6766041
Meant to reply to >>6766037

>>6766009
There is everything wrong with being a slut. Fucking pathetic that it's ok to be a slutty std laden faggot and society will call it brave.

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What are you listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbLpncI4OvY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqXFwfXjEjs

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>>6766045

You can be an emotional slut who gives away his asshole for free for hours and days of pleasure too

There are no rules, life is beautiful

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>>6766008

its kind of fun

but i dont want to be maligned for it by people i know or anything, yknow? i think for now my sluttiness should be confined to the internet and the bedroom

>>6766030

you can do that after a brief period of sluttiness i think

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>>6766067
I guess you could. I'd just like to lose my virginity to someone I already have a deep love for. I feel like sex without some emotional underlying makes it hollow and empty. May as well be jerking off if its just for sexual relief.

But, whatever man, if you like it, then I can't really tell you otherwise. Just be careful and don't catch anything.

>>6766062
>There are no rules

What are the commandments?

>>6766067

Where else would you slut it up?

>>6766079

>someone I already have a deep love for

You can't say you love a guy if you haven't tasted his asshole desu

>>6766080

That's what daddy gives you when you're a bad boy

>>6765948
Its alright friend. Sorry for the late reply, I decided to walk my dog. I'm sorry about what happened to you as a child with the water and abuse. My family is sort of in the midst of falling apart as well since my Mom and Dad hardly talk to each other, but that's whatever. I hope you don't become an alcoholic though, if you're at the border now.

It doesn't seem like you can kill yourself though because your friends need you.

>>6766095
It's possible to forge emotional connections without having engaged in any level of sexual intimacy before it happens. May be rare, but it can happen. I'd happily eat ass if it was with a dude I loved.

What if we pray together guys and ask for forgiveness of our sins?

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>>6766096

They don't. They're more than likely already lost causes and it's becoming more apparent to me every year. At this point I'm mostly just waiting for the world to do me in because I don't have the balls to take my own life.

Condolences are appreciated regardless, though. Wish I could tell whether you seemed like my type desu, it'd be nice to have someone to talk to for once in my life.

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That feeling when all I want is someone like Seth Rogen to cuddle up next to at night

Is everyone this depressed and suicidal in the LGBT world or is just on 4chan?

>>6766124
Wish I was thicc enough and could grow facial hair to be ur kind of guy, slutboi. sorry to disappoint :(

>>6766127

I was depressed and suicidal before I ever found out I wasn't straight or before I came to 4chan. Life isn't that great for some people.

>>6766127
A lot of people are depressed and suicidal on 4chan.

>>6766120
Even if you have no romantic attachment to me, I would like to talk to you. And I'm kind of in the same boat. Every time a car speeds by me on my walks I think about just jumping in front of it, but I haven't reached that point yet. I don't feel like living, but I'm too comfortable to die. Its just a sad numb feeling.

And they may not be lost causes, but it might take some serious intervention in order to make things right, and sadly that happens for few people. Still though, it could happen.

>>6766132
I mean I'm into twink guys too but I feel more like a bottom atm.

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>>6766147
I don't think I'm cute enough to be a twink, but thats understandable. I'm fairly masculine but god damn do I like the idea of having a dominate qt twink bf to turn the tables on me. Pretty sure people like that don't exist, but a dude can dream, can't he?

>>6766127
I was depressed and suicidal a couple of years ago, but I'm doing pretty good now. If I'm feeling down I just play sad music all day.

It feels like September 11, 2001. Anyone else get that utter feeling of dread before something big happens?

>>6766157
My ex is. Once he topped me the first time we'd be getting all hot and heavy and then I'd end up being the bottom.

>>6766162
Don't understand why I would feel dread about that, doesn't really affect me directly.

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>>6766168
Nice. Shame about the ex part, though. Can't say I've ever really been in a relationship, but for good reasons. I would probably expect it to be committed and last forever, mostly because I just want someone to settle down with, but that kinda shit never happens anymore.

Again, I can dream.

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>>6766139
Maybe. I don't know. We can talk more later, if you'd like. If you got a skype or something it'd be nice if you could drop it. Probably just going to take a nap for now, though. I'm tired and talking about this has made me more drained than I expected.

Nice to get it off my chest, though.

>>6766177
I mean like it happens. I used to work with a guy he was married to that met at a gay bar. So it happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mjBaLVlQWw

God I wish I was gay so I can do this with someone or at least a trans so they can fall on me accidentally

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>>6766191
Well, that's good to hear. Maybe theres hope yet.

>>6766187
I'm sorry, but I'm glad you told me, even if I'm just some anonymous person online. My skype is Tigersmf, if you'd like a pic of me later I could snap it to you as well. My snapchat is GreatWaru.

Sleep well and message me when you get up if you want.

>>6766196
Yeah I'm waiting for a nice guy to come around. I made the mistake of trying to date guys off of Grindr.

I only see guys for their fuckable cum-filled butts and adorable faces as they look at me with my cum on their face.

I have no interest in cuddling, spending hours together, or basically being dependent on each other. I seriously thought only girls do that shit, and that's why I became gay, thinking I could just find qt guys to plow without having to deal with the BS of women.

Boy..have I been wrong. It seems like all gays want to find a guy to be their everything...their hero...their knight and shining armor or some kind of bullshit fantasy like that. Seriously...WTF is wrong with all of you?

If you expect something more than a fuckbud from another gay guy, you're expecting way too much.

>>6766233
Sounds like someone's never been in love.
I can be a slut if I wanted but I also want to find someone to spend time with.

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>>6766233
>mfw

>>6766237

>love

It's funny how many of you don't believe in Jesus or an afterlife... but you believe in LOVE?

LOL..seriously.

>>6765892
if someone thinks you're hot it doesn't really matter what you say; they'll have already made up their mind

>>6766243
drag them

>>6766243
Where did I say anywhere that I'm an atheist? I don't know what's out there and I don't waste time trying to figure out.

>>6766254

just talking to everyone in general


If you believe in LOVE than you automatically believe in GOD/JESUS by default since he is said to have created those feels.

One can't be an atheist and believe in love. It's as simple as that.

>>6765918
youtuber, idubbbz

>>6765879
What goes down on the discord??

>>6766299
Depends who you ask...

tfw you go to a family reunion and realize you are the gay uncle

>>6766299
There's a discord?

>>6766233
I KNEW IT GAY PEOPLE DO DECIDE TO BE GAY, I'M GOING BACK TO /POL/ WITH THIS INFORMATION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWsDiwIxD0c

thoughts?

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>>6766341
i love Joanna Newsom

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Is there anything more pathetic than being a gay virgin?

>>6766299
Dumb conversations and playing games together mostly

>>6766328
is it lewd? are there lots of calls? has it been overrun by trannies?

pls tell i want in

>>6766407
yes, being a straight virgin
it's at least 100 times easier getting laid when you're straight

>>6766413
can i have in?

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Mall of America sure was something.

>>6766415
is that true desu?

does this mean I have an excuse?

>>6766414
>is it lewd?
no
>are there lots of calls?
Its just drop in chat but it usually has people in it once or twice a day.
>has it been overrun by trannies?
we clearly label them so you dont have to adknowledge them

>>6766439
How many trannies you got in there?
Asking for a friend.

>>6766446
Like 3. None are that active

>>6766439
sounds cool to me. im new to discord anyway. show me the ropes?

how do i get in?

>>6766067
>you can do that after a brief period of sluttiness i think
Doesn't it ruin the deep, emotional connection?
I mean:
>"I've never done this with anyone before."
>"This feels amazing! I've never felt this good before!"
>"You're fantastic. Why would I need anyone else?"
Vs.:
>"I doubt you'd be able to bring anything new to the table at this point. I've taken bigger."
>"Oh, that reminds me of the times I was with hookups 5, 16, 39, and 72... You're still not as good at it as 16 and 32, though..."
>"Eh, you did OK. Kinda craving a real man who knows what he's doing right about now. He'd probably be better than you at cuddling, too."

I dunno, if it works for you, that's fine, I guess. I'd just worry about that happening, though; it seems very probable.

>>6766456
https://discord.gg/e7xWb

does anyone know what to do when your cat's breath stinks?

>>6766454
Didn't you guys bully booger out back in the day lol?

>>6766463
they're eating too much wet food
feed them dry food

>>6766473
That was the Skype group and we didn't bully him out we just kicked him. He cried a lot. Like literally cried

>>6766477
thing is she eats mostly dry food

>>6766481
lol I love you guys.

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>>6766486
She must have something stuck in her mouth. Have you checked her mouth yet? Could also be a rotting tooth.

>>6766460
>Doesn't it ruin the deep, emotional connection?
It really depends on who you are. I think I know what I would be happy with and not happy with now that I have experience. I am perfectly capable of deep emotional connections.

I think I'm less curious about sex with random other guys now that I have the experience to know what other guys are like. He doesn't have to be the best at sex, just someone I love.

I think that I would be less prone to doing something like cheating now that I have sated my curiosity, which is one of the reasons i have had a fair amount of casual sex in the first place, to satisfy my curiosity and let me settle down without thinking of "what if" situations. This bad at sex thing would probably only apply if the guy was really bad at sex. In which case that would suck i guess.

>He'd probably be better than you at cuddling, too.
Lmao it's hard to be bad at cuddling.

>>6766431
Depends

Being a gay virgin is not embarrassing when you're closeted and out of the scene
You have to actively look for sex when you're gay, whereas when you're straight, it seems to happen more naturally

>>6766496
>Could also be a rotting tooth.
kinda, she lost one recently
>>6766477
thanks senpaitachi

Cats go to the vet when they have a medical issue.

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>>6766510
Like it was pulled out or it broke off? If broke off most likely the root of the tooth is rotting in her gums causing it to smell so bad. I'd get it fixed asap before an infection starts brooding.

>>6766555
where do you find all this hot illustrated almost pr0n?

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>>6766560
Some bara tumblr. I don't recall the name though since it's not bookmarked on this laptop no mo. /v/ husbando threads are a second source.

>>6766566
>sp is a /v/edditor
dropped

>>6766553
the do but not when it's 3 am
>>6766555
it broke off but most likely on impact while she wass runnig around under the table and hit something

>>6766569
>being on /v/ past the age of 20

Wew

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>>6766569
It's okay, anon. You were never relevant anyways.
>>6766573
Get her an appointment asap. It shouldn't cost too much for a tooth pulling.

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>>6766575
>being on /v/

What sites have you used for emotional support?

Is it possible for me, a chubby bitter jaded asshole attention whore bottom, to find a strong dominant bear to have a healthy monogamous relationship with for the sake of mutually relieving sexual frustrations/desires and preventing the spread of STD?

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>>6766603
Liveleak.

>>6766603
4chan is the only emotional support I need

>>6766583
>tfw sp will never have bowser and blastoise dads

>>6766603
This pretty much. (Surprising I know all the people giving me shit on here being fat helped me start working out a lot. So thank you shitposters) And when I was younger funnyjunk

>>6766683
You'll always be fat to me.

>>6766603
Chat sites usually will help you out. I just talked to a random on grindr who helped me sort through some stuff. 4chan isn't too bad either.

>>6766604
Yea. I don't think it would be too hard. Especially if you are just wanting monogamous FWB

>>6766710
If it's so easy then why haven't I been able to find one.

>>6766603
Emotional support? Dunno about that one. more like time killing.

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>>6766631
This kills the boner.

>>6766717
I want to know this too.

>>6766717
>>6766735
Idk, I'm mostly guessing. I find fwb fairly easily and I'm a bottom cub/bear a little chubby, very hairy, but with a very handsome face.

>>6766624
>>6766683
>>6766710
>>6766611
>>6766729


Thanks.

>>6766786
You're welcome! Have a nice day, or night.

>>6766034

I smell like a cinnamon roll, i'll have you know

>>6766777
>cub/bear a little chubby, very hairy, but with a very handsome face.
Well of course it's easy for you. I bet you're white too.

>>6766777
>777
can we see your very handsome face

>Go on grindr.
>Constantly swipe right because "I'm not attracted to him" and "He's too attractive for me to possibly get with"
>Never find anyone
;_;

>>6766875
Always - ALWAYS swing above your weight. What you think of yourself is often lower than what others think of you.

Stay optimistic.

>>6766875
>Constantly swipe right because "I'm not attracted to him" and "He's too attractive for me to possibly get with"
I hate this, but it's best we don't embarrass ourselves.

>>6765892
Youre a gay
Flirting really isn't necessary
Just be attractive in some way

>>6766067
That kind of thinking is why women are so trashy nowadays
People think they can sleep around with zero consequences
I kind of want a new sexually transmitted disease

>>6766124
Ew
Why him?
He's a fat jew who makes every single one of his jokes about weed
He's the male version of Amy Schumer

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>>6766124
Seth Rogen would be the perfect bf tbvh. We could just smoke weed and watch movies while cuddling.

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I just want a qt Nordic bf who wants to live comfy life with me in Iceland or some other quiet cold country

>tfw no slightly autistic bf to protect and cherish forever

>>6767085
Dunno if you've quite thought that one through. See, cold countries are cold.

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Oh man

>>6767085
Are you me?

I really want to move to a friendly cold country, I hate the heat.

I am the absolute.

>>6767110

I like the cold a lot better, but i handle the heat better.
Cold slows me down, can make me incapable of being productive, chills my brain.
Heat will just make me sweaty and sticky and want to nap sometimes.

The world is your direct experience, your own observation. All that is happening is happening at this level, but I am not at this level.

>>6767102
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2505113/Research-finds-cold-weather-makes-men-amorous.html

I am the principle which survives all the creations, all the dissolutions. This is my state, and yours, too, but you don't realize it because you are embracing your beingness.

>>6767115
K

You are both the question and the answer. All your questions come from your identification with the body. How can any questions relating to that which was prior to the body and consciousness be answered?

>>6767132
>Daily Mail
>Femail
What are you doing.

>>6767110
I love the cold :3

>>6767105

>tfw no bf to be the pigdaddybottom to my junkpup

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>>6767125
Heat causes me to fall asleep super easy, but there is nothing like stepping out of a cold shower and feeling the heat run back through your body when you regulate your breathing.

Also love exercising in the cold. Plus all the nicest most civil countries in the world are in cold locations, where as the most violent and downtrodden are the hottest. Coincidence? I think not!

>>6767164
Except for Russia
Fuck Russia

>>6767164

I'm properly opposite.
Cold makes me wanna nap.
Cold makes me wanna roll up in a blankie with a snack and watch movies or listen to the rain/snow
Makes me wanna close my eyes and maybe see if there's any boyfriend smell still lingering on my sheets

gimme dat daddy dick

>>6767164
Australia is hot country with good guys but I want shy Nordic qt

>>6767185
only if you beg for it

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>>6767164
kot is my favorite meme

There is no individual. There is only consciousness. In the absence of a body, do you, and did you, exist? Are you, and were you, there or not?

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>>6767184
Ayy you wanna make a song of ice and fire bb

Why is it so hard to find a gay guy who's single and near me that I like?

>>6767208

Because only like half of a thousandth of a percent of human beings are gay, out, single, near you, and your type

>>6767189
daddyy please

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>>6767202

not really
but do you wanna sit on my bed and eat a bunch of cheese fries while we netflix and chill

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>>6766875
>grindr
>swiping at all
>thinking you swipe right to decline and not left

>>6767211
Yeah I know
It's fucking bullshit
I should just kill every gay I don't like until there's only my type left

>>6767218
Sounds like a plan. What would you wanna watch? Need to get back to using American Netflix, y'all have such a nicer selection of shows.

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>>6767235

Have you seen this show called Penny Dreadful
It's real trashy but it's spooky and gay and dramatic and i love it
I jokingly called that two characters were gonna have a cute gay kiss and then THEY DID and I died

Today I studied Japanese lifted cleaned my room did stretches and read a little bit about lifting form and now reading about brain consciousnesses and states and other metaphysical nonfiction about dofferent things.

Im really enjoying my life right now.

How was your day gaygen?


>>6767235
> flirting with circe

How lonely are you?

>>6767253
>Today I studied Japanese
Are you by any chance balding and fat?

>>6767234

Itd be more efficient to kill all straights

>>6767259
No

>>6767253
Did yard work on and off in between the bursts of rain.

Went on blahtherapy and vented.

This is just another reminder of what a piece of shit I am.

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>>6767246
I love penny dreadful! I found out about it from an old vsauce vid and I was obsessed ever since. The music, the characters, the writing, VANESSA, my old therapist and I would talk about it for ages he loved it as well, I taught him how to get it early in the UK as the episodes were airing.

I'm so sad it ended for good though. That ending was not satisfying imo.

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>>6767269

Oh dang, i only just started watching it with my cuddlebud
I just got to the episode where the sad thing happened with my FAVORITE CHARACTER god i love Brona

I'm not very far in but like dang i fucking love this nonsense
pls no spoilers

How to stop getting hard from cuddling? My friend likes to nap and cuddle with me but I always get horny.

Have you guys tried manifesting a boyfriend?

I once meditated over a guy on grindr who was out of my l eague (or so I thought) to contact me, and a day later he messaged me, said I was cute and we chatted for a bit, went on a date, and everything was smooth sailing. It just felt so magical with him. Everything just felt so perfect.

All I did was meditate for 20 minutes while focusing on his picture in my mind and thinking about us having a loving relationship. All the cute things gay couples do together.


After the date, over the next few days I started doubting if he would ever be my boyfriend or want to have sex with me in my mind (I wasn't as fit as he was and felt insecure about my body). We continued to chat to meet up the next weekend...

The next time we met up it was so weird. The magic was gone. I just knew my thought patterns and negativity ruined it! It was kind of funny to me when he said he had to go after dinner and we never contacted each other again...I knew my doubts created this result!

Seriously..play with it! It's amazing what we are capable of manifesting and destroying!

>>6767288
All I can say is that if you enjoyed her you'll probably enjoy the later seasons

Whys this general so boring now?

>>6767312

because you're here

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>>6767295
Can I manifest magic powers that let me better manifest magic powers that let me better manifest magic powers?

>>6767295
t. The absolute

>>6767320

Sure manifest anything.

>>6767293
Doesn't seem very possible.

>>6767293
think about your friend being your sister or your little brother or your grandma

>>6767293

Fuck his ass. It'll be way easier to get soft after you cum in him.

horny4cock

Steps to attract the most perfect boyfriend.

1. Clear out the past

Write a letter to a past-bf/people who have hurt you in some way. Write a letter back to yourself as them from their perspective. Burn the letters together.


2. Get specific about what you really want in your next relationship and what you can offer that person.

Make a list of the 10 qualities that you most desire in a partner and a second list of your most appealing traits. Write out your non-negotiable deal-breakers as well!

3. Visualize what you want, not only physically but also the traits they have. Make a digital collage board and take all the tumblr guys images you're attracted to and any cute relationship photos and make a collage out of them. Visualize being in a loving relationship with a guy who had the traits you desire as much as possible. After making the collage board, hide it somewhere and don't look at it again!

4. Act as if it has already happened but don't spend too much time thinking about it. The universe will give you what you want in a short amount of time! Trust it!

people tell me i'm thin then they tell me i'm a lil bit fat then they tell me i look normal then they tell me i'm way too skinny all in the course of a week

idek why everyone keeps making remarks about my weight. i feel like a female celebrity or smth S M H

>>6767293
Romantic physical intimacy and sex go hand in hand, there really isn't a way to stop it.

>>6767401
I can't believe I read most of this.
Too much work.

>>6767406

Laziness leads to a unhappy future.

>>6767403

you just have the type of handsomeness that fluctuates and constantly changes shape

>>6767401
I'm not a female so no

>>6767403
Same
It's very confusing

I'm Definitely not in shape so I just assume I'm a bit fat

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I just bought used underwear from a guy to satisfy my musk kink. For some reason I've had a hard time recently with actual guys. I've heard of people getting ripped off, but this guy actually gets off on people wnjoying his smell and wants a pic of me sniffing his boxers so it seems legit.

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>>6767449

>>6767449
Why would anyone rip someone off with selling underwear?
How hard is it to give someone used underwear?

>>6767449
isn't being gay weird LMAO

>>6767449
>wants a pic of me sniffing his boxers so it seems legit.

More like he's gonna blackmail you with it lmao

>>6767401
Clearing out my past?

What if I'm really spiteful and hold the ability to destroy my exs life?


That's a real past cleaner.

>>6766187
I hope you contact me soon, even if you might be scared or tired.

>are you straight?
>yeah, but I like cute boys sometimes lol
What is this supposed to mean?

>>6767509
That they're stupid?

>>6767509
It means they're probably ashamed of their homosexuality so they claim to be straight and sometimes like boys.

Was that really that hard to fathom?

What trip do you wish was your loving bf?

>>6767522
Me. Then neither of us would be virgins.

>>6767509
it means he visits 4chan and is into disgusting trap porn

>>6767295
Gonna manifest a truck hitting me at ridiculous speeds and killing me instantly

>>6767640
Awww why?

>>6767663
he wants to die? seems obvious

>>6767669
But why does he want to die?

>>6767689
Why would you want to live?

>>6767708

Cant get daddy's cummies if you're not allowed

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O///O

>>6767725

>allowed

meant alive obvs

>>6767743

what a slut

>>6767743
Im not even gay and id date sp.

Sp sludgepuppy kr are beautiful.

>>6767743
I want a bf like this.
I do not deserve one though.

>>6767743
Who is this? I don't keep up to date on tripfags.

>>6767757

You're gay

>>6767776

That's rugby

>>6767689
Because I don't wanna live.

>>6767804
But why?

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>>6767804
The gays is a difficult life anon, but trust me, and i know this is a meme, but it gets better.

>>6767842
I'm mentally retarded, mentally ill, ugly, a terrible person, I have no aspirations for the future and I live in a shitty world where you're under constant pressure to fix all of that.

I just want to walk out onto the road one day and then suddenly before I can realise something has happened have my brain matter splattered all over the place.

>>6767883
>mentally retarded
I'm Curious.
Are you literally autistic? Or exaggerating?

>>6767883
I don't think you're mentally retarded anon, but the other stuff is probably true. There's nothing wrong with being mentally ill though, lots of people are. I feel the same way about the constant pressure, I spent all morning crying thinking I was going to kill myself soon, but now that time has past I think I still have some time left, maybe you do too.

>>6767897
I struggled with a lot of basic shit since I was a kid, they put me in special classes but I never got diagnosed with anything. Also had to write on a computer during tests because my handwriting was that messy and unreadable. It's just basic stuff like inability to do simple math, remember basic concepts, shitty motor skills, wrap my head around ideas even a child could understand etc. Worst part is that as a kid I always admired smart people growing up and thought one day I'd go to college and be really good at that sort of shit, yet I'm stupider than your average 15 year old and I "finished" school with appalling grades.

Not sure if it was because my mum was a terrible smoker or alcoholic but I have some kind of brain problems that mean I have to put in an extraordinary amount of effort to produce mediocre results and maintain a disguise of below average normalcy. Only thing I'm good at is English and even that is nothing to be impressed by, which makes it awkward when someone goes "oh you're not that stupid" and then you show them your handwriting and demonstrate how you struggle with basic stuff like math and they just go "oh..." and it's like they've realized you're not a proper person and stop treating you like one.

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>>6767486
>>6767485
>>6767487

To be fair there's a whole site with this purpose

Socktrade.com

Not where I got these though

>>6767906
My mental illnesses cause me to hurt people and make me unable to rely upon or trust myself. It's just constant pain for me and those around me. I want to stop fighting. I have nothing to even fight for, I don't have anything I want that I can achieve. I'm just here, struggling and suffering without a purpose.

>>6767946
honestly you do sound hopeless desu
should just kill yourself instead of waiting for a truck

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>>6767949

>>6767946
You can write decently. Just keep trying at something man were all going to make it.

>>6767946
That's unfortunate anon. I can't really relate 100%, but semi-relatable.
Imagine me, being a guy who got straight A's through school up until graduating high school, and then ending up a failure. It feels like shit too.

>When I go to uni and almost kill myself because im closeted and my ex-girlfriend convinced all your friends that she's pregnant and that's why I broke up with her, so everyone hated me.
>Spend two more years being depressed,
>Go back to school, but for art because fuck being a pharmacist or whatever, i want to be happy.
>Realize three years into it how dumb it was to go back to school for goddamn art.

>>6768005
lmao keep telling yourself that
truth is you just want to believe that if even a retard can make it so can you
you're all hopeless disgusting fags
you'll never amount to anything

>>6768005
>were all going to make it.
False.
/lgbt/ suicide rate is high.

I wish this werent the case though.

>>6767946
You should seek professional help from a counsellor or something. I think it would help.

>>6768021
>got decent grades in high school
>actually smart enough to get into uni
>attractive enough to be in a relationship

everything that happened to you was something you could changed, aside from that you are just another person with the potential to do so much more than I'll ever be capable. Just use me as a point of "wow it could be worse what if that was me" like most people do to make themselves feel better.

>>6768030
Lmao why are you even here? Are you that fucked up of a person that you have to put in an effort to hate every day? Kys

>>6768050
lmao kys

>>6768042
Been there, done that. It was just someone being paid to tell me the same shit I'm getting from this thread, and they're the ones that ended up treating me completely different when they realized I was as stupid and hopeless as I said I was. It was like all the talk of potential and still having a shot at the future I want just disappeared and got replaced with "j-just don't kill your self!"

>>6768050
i will lmao
we're all gonna make it bro

>>6768045
Sorry. i shouldn't have even posted that. It was pretty hastily put together and i should have realized it wouldn't help.

Suicide and depression affects all of us. And I'm sure even if you don't have the best intellectual capabilities, that you can probably have some fun in this life.

Think about what good times you have had in the past and what you would need to do to have more like that.

Maybe exercise will help. It has certainly helped me feel a lot better. I don't want you to die because i really do believe that anyone can change thier life for the better.

>>6768081
Better is subjective. A disabled person can't change their life for their idea of better and suddenly walk again, just like I can't fix my stupid brain, terrible past and hopeless future. Face it, not everyone can change their lives for the better, we like to believe that we're all limitless balls of potential but the truth is we're not, our entire lives are decided from birth and we cannot simply go beyond our boundaries because we want it hard enough. But at least us ditch diggers can pretend to have fun, right? Because that's all that matters in the end, not achievement or capability, transitory pleasure.

who wants a dick sucking

>>6768107
You write well enough and have a strong grasp of concepts and ideas. I don't think you're really that dumb.

Maybe you should go back to school. I think adult upgrading would do you wonders.

>believe that we're all limitless balls of potential
Yeah. But this is the real world. This applies to everyone. We all have limits. It's not just you. Everyone has limits.

>Because that's all that matters in the end, not achievement or capability, transitory pleasure
This really depends on what beliefs you hold, but I'm absolutely certain that you could have achievements that you can be proud of. I'm not certain what they are though because I'm not you and i don't know what you want.

>>6768154
Who doesn't.

>>6768165
Me. I just want to give a dick sucking.

>>6768170
same desu

>>6768154
>>6768170
I'd like both

>>6768188
wanna be dickbuddies

>>6768197
Where are you at?

>>6768204
your dreams desu

>>6768212
Not cool, all I wanted was a brojob.

i've been lurking gaygen for a few months now
idk why because it's so fucking boring and vapid
I can't stop
kill me please.

>>6768227
It was fun the last few months.

>>6768227
It's hard to find people who share your sexuality. So when you find them you latch on because it's important to you. I'm sorry we suck so bad :(

>>6768227
kill yourself you weak whiny coward
or shut the fuck up and gtfo

>>6768241
> :(

Kill yourself you cancerous faggot

>>6768245
>>6768249
stop being such a cunt you useless piece of trash

I cut myself on accident at work. Can't judge whether or not I need stitches...

I've been readinhmg a bunch of occultic stuff lately.

Im just going to keep reading a bunch of positive books. I just want to spread positive energy but not be lame about it like circe and circe 2 (zombii)

>>6768258
post pictures, im fairly medically knowledgeable

>>6768255
stop me yourself faggot
or else shut the fuck up and sit down

>>6768261
lmao just what we need
im sure you'll show us with your dipshit magic and immigrant philosophy

you're already lamer than both those trannies
stop trying to get attention by pretending you're all high and mighty when you're just a shitty self righteous retard who unironically thinks reading into the occult will do anything but make people laugh at him
Kys

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>>6768265
Not the best picture, old phone. Cut is about 3/4 of an inch, closable with pressure, one side raised, and unsure of depth.

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The guy I'm seeing and I are going on our 3rd date tomorrow. What's a good and fun thing to do? He said he'd rather not just hang out at his place he's being it too much lately.

1st date was walking through nature trails. 2nd was going to his place and just cuddling watching tv, and we had sex that day. So what's a good idea? Going to a beach? Mini golf?

>>6768272
>>6768249
>>6768255
>>6768245
what did OP say about getting catty?
please dont :(

>>6768295
Window shopping in the shopping district, movie, ice cream date at a park, batting cages, arcade bars. Plenty of options

>>6768293
yeah because your platelets failed their job if its been two days so you need to get it sewn to prevent more serious infection

>>6768295
Mini golf sounds good! Make your fourth date a fancy dinner night, though!

>>6768300
didums
shame you don't own this thread
shame you can't do shit but whine and make cringey sad faces

I swear you fucks have aspergers or something

>>6768304
But I'm poor. I might just risk the infection desu famalam.

>TFW work 60 hours a week and can't afford to go to the doctor. :^)

>>6768295
Can't really tell you what you would enjoy most, that would depend on you and him. Do what you think would be most fun. Something without much pressure.

>>6768227
theres occasional days when its fun

>>6768315
Who cares about tranny anons?

Go bully circe she deserves it tbqh.


>>6768329
Like when?

>>6768323
I hope you get an infection and die

let me succ ur diccs

>>6768323
ok it's not a really bad cut or anything.
if you cant afford a dr visit fine but buy a few boxes of the right size of band-aids at least and keep fresh ones on it.
neosporin is important too to avoiding infection

>>6768336
Not until you clear up your grammar. Disgusting.

>>6768336
lmao so funny
you putt two Cs so it looks funny
that's so random!!!

I love these tumblr memes
just kidding you're an unfunny piece of shit and you should remove yourself for the good of society
nobody will ever think you're funny or entertaining

>>6768345
:^(

>>6768345
Even your hero s3npai writes like that

His trip is #bitchdic

>>6768331
the day where i posted a bunch of selfies was fun for me
arguing with irishanon about how unfunny he is can be fun, until i have to read his posts
etc

All the fun trips don't post anymore

>>6768353
so attentionwhoring your wonky mug (because nobody else is gonna post that thing) and filling the thread with unnecessary bullshit

as but a humble member of this dear general, I implore you, please kill yourself so we never have to see your face or your posts ever again

>>6768368
ikr ;(
rugby got too busy

>>6768368
like who? it was just a circle jerk of 4/10 fags being worshipped by 0/10 anons who were thirsty for their dick
none of them were ever actually funny or creative

>>6768368
I'm cool.

>>6768227
Its because you've nothing going on in your life, your current social circle doesn't reflect your sexuality and you are in dir need if talking to someone about your life to justify it.

Or at least that's me.

>>6768227
yea it's bad here anon
the feels threads on /b/ often have more substance than these and basically anywhere on /lit/ is less vapid than legbutt but i think (as this anon said >>6768241) there's an affinity with your fellow gays that you can't find anywhere else.

now the question of how we let it get this bad in the first place is a whole other thing

>>6768372
i got a lot of positive attention from it so u sound jealous

>>6768379
havent u kidnapped every british poster in this general already? just pretend thyere your friends

>>6768340
Yeah I'm just going to give it a tight wrap and keep it moist with some ointment. Hopefully it'll close. I'm hopeful since it seems to not be too deep. Just on the edge of "do I need stitches or not?". And I've been thoroughly cleaning it, so I. At least won't die.

>>6768368
Sorry I'm not a slutty underage single twinkle anymore. :(

>>6768379
>my current social circle
top zoz

>im in dire need of talking to someone about my life
that may be true but I hardly post on here and I don't talk about my life to people

>>6768387
I was just making an early morning silly post. As of late I've actually been feeling... Well, I feel great right now.

I got offered a new job where they'll pay above what I'm getting now, the base pay is higher and I'll get £5 a delivery. I'll be making mad boy gwop bruv I swear down bare init.

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Just a reminder to let go of all the hate inside of you.

Lifes a beautiful thing to be cherished.

>>6768345
No one here is impressed. It's pretty easy to tell that you're at least a passive-aggressive faglord and are most likely underaged. Wait a couple of years or something. Once you get your driver's license, you can come back. As for now, instead of doing something retarded like trying to think up a sarcastic "witty" response to this post, try finding something else to occupy your time with. Think for a while. Let it sink in just how transparent your edgy faggotry is.

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>>6768410
>grill
no thank you anon

>>6768396
Well you might as well start, you must linger here because you want something from it right?

You go on any other boards or mainly just lurk around gaygen?

The social circle aspect was that I figured you may not have many or any gay mates to chat with, not just a lacking social life in general.

>>6768425
Killua >>>>>>>>> Selphie

>>6768426
my only friend is my cat :^)
living the dream

i dont know what exactly i want from this board, i think it's just entertainment to me, tolerable gay media is hard to come by.

/lit/, /b/ (certain threads really aren't so awful), /fit/. i spend the most time here, i really don't have a life at all,

>>6768410
life is shit and should be erased
especially the lives of annoying fags like you

>tfw no transgender gf to cuddle with and tell her that she's beautiful when she thinks she looks like a gross man and I tell her she doesn't.

>>6768423
boi look at you being so smart
im already aware of how transparent I am
i thrive on pissed off losers trying to act uppity on their high horse

>>6768473
love me senpai

what the hell is the big fuss with anal lube?
why dont people just use vaseline?

>>6765888
Thanks anon

>>6768434
>>6768425
HunterHunter sucks.

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I think I'm starting to accept that I could be bi, long story short I show some signs of latent or repressed homosexuality.

How do I explore this without going full openly gay? Like, I'm still on the "not sure" phase.

How can you tell if someone is gay without doing risky shit, like saying "hey I'm gay, are you gay too"?

Also I don't feel like fucking or getting fucked in the ass, I wouldn't mind getting my dick sucked.

>>6768564
YOU SUCK :(

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>>6768591
This seems familiar. Pretty sure this conversation has happened before.

>>6768564
This desu. I don't know how so many people can like the anime. It's a complete pile of cow dung without any structure or meaning.

>>6768577
what signs? are you interested in men romantically or sexually? explain your feelings to us.

also, you can't tell if someone is gay without doing risky stuff. there's a reason gay apps are so popular. also, plenty of gay people don't do anal; just be upfront about that when talking with guys about hookups.

>>6768438
Well there you go man, need to get put there and get something going on. So do you have a job?

I linger here because, like I said earlier, this is my only real interaction with gay people. Its alright, doing stuff is life is better though. You get stuck in a pretty dull cycle if you are always on 4chan all day, I did that for years.

>>6768610
Hunterhunter is good :(

>>6768647
KR come pick me up on your motortrash

>>6768640
>what signs? are you interested in men romantically or sexually? explain your feelings to us.
I don't know man, first of all, I'm autistic with women and feel regular around men, that's normal I think.

The thing is, when I get drunk, according to friends, I do alot of gay shit, I've hit on 4 different guys while drunk, friends even told me I admitted I was a flaming faggot yesterday while drunk.

Sometimes I recognize when I see a handsome guy and stare at them.

I didn't use to care about this, but friends starting pointing up my possible faggotry, I could just be confused and not gay and just exagegrating stuff.

>>6768658

just hookup with a qt stranger

be upfront, tell them youre just experimenting, they wont mind

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>>6768647
Nothing wrong with wasting your life doing nothing all day forever.

>>6768651
Naaah though. Nah.

And I'm serious. This conversation has happened here at least twice before.

>>6768669
Different stroke and all that, but it doesn't feel great to do nothing all day, you know.

>>6768651
Well, I can, but its technically illegal until I get my full licence anon. I can pick you up in the shitbox Micra though, so long as you can handle the damp smell of hygiene abuse.

>>6766299
>>6765879
Ughh my bf uses discord

>>6768713
Beats doing things.

>>6768658
do you feel gay? what's a guy you think is handsome?

I feel so good now that I'm finally okay with myself

>>6768713
God that Micra would take about 8 years to reach me, and I'm only an hour outside of London.

>>6767532
Ayy
>>6767640
Good idea
>>6768410
Joke

>>6768750
I hope life reminds you of why you shouldn't feel such foolish things
I hope you realise you're an awful piece of shit just like the rest of us
I hope you die a horrible death alone and full of self loathing

>>6768750
Perfect time to leave 4chan behind and start a long and beautiful life :3

>>6768840
Okay

>>6768799
Nu-uh, its perfectly capable of cruising at motorway speeds, I've hit 100mph in it several times now as a matter of fact! Plus, it gets amazing miles to the gallon and it looks gay!

>>6768858
Indeed. Just posting here because I'm bored and my bf is still asleep :3

>>6768869
That's speeding.

what does tender, loving and passionate sex with a cute gaygen bf feel like?

>>6768889
>cute gaygen bf
But there's no such thing.

>>6768889

wanna find out? where do you live?

>>6768869
Oh, then come pick me up and take me out? <3

>>6768899
are you sure?

>>6768901
bath, UK!

>>6768911

i asked first you hussy

>>6768888
Well, progressive speeding, it took a *very* long time and a very clear road.

>>6768911
When? I'll be free later today I think... I'm at my friends right now, he told me to come over today but he is still in bed... So I'm waiting here for him to get up, I dare not wake him, he gets very angry~

>>6768912
I'm 100% sure. Afterall, I'm pretty uggo and a shutin so everyone else here must be too.

>>6768917
Wait which side of London are you?

>>6768919
>I'm uggo so everyone must be
Maybe it's just the uggos who frequent here

Dye my hair blue or peroxide blonde?
Yes or no?

>>6768924
South.

>>6768932
If you're attractive you have no right to post here! A minimum of five facial deformities is a posting requirement!

>>6768954
No.

>>6768954
You'll look like a huge faggot either way. Just strap a dildo to your forehead while you're at it

>>6768959
Ok yeah that'd actually work. It'd take you about an hour to get here though.

>>6768962
>>6768961
t. masc

>>6768954
post face

>>6768919
true

All I want is to snuggle and kiss someone.

>>6768889
Few that achieve such a feat stick around to tell the tale.

Those that do are generally obnoxious and you're better off not talking to them anyway.

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>>6768962
You sound jealous.

>>6768974
>post face
so some creep saves my image or you bully me?
no thanks

>>6768973
Yeah, I'm super masculine.

>>6768975
Same.

>>6768975
Why haven't you?