>stick a dildo up my butt >get hemorrhoids >asshole

we don't have autism

>>6771024
Slowly lol. Use fingers and work your way up.

>leaking poo
Wtf did you use two men's fists as your dildo?

Don't be a total dumbass

>tfw gay
>tfw love the smell of straight man poo

work your way up, dont just shove a dildo up there . lots of lube and evacuate beforehand

>>6771128
boi

>>6771024
It's just a matter of taking your time. Cleaning yourself out and loosening your muscles up can be done in the shower, then use lube. Lots of lube.

Also remember some people are just genetically more prone to have hemorrhoids than others. There are creams for that, so use one whenever you feel it burning a bit too bad.

Its better to use a tongue first down there...