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>>2356520
An eastern religion like Manichaeism becomes the dominate faith of Europe and spreads similar to the Abrahamic faiths.

>>2356525
>Mani without Christianity

You can't make a car without wheels.

>>2357337
hovercar

Messiah.

Because Handel is better than Bach

>>2356317
Is that a look of smugness or disgust?

>>2354298
I listen to The Smiths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ORkQxBawKM

Deal with it.

That is to say either accept that it is a fantasy and that you will not go about having it, or go and have it. There is nothing you cannot have.

>>2354298


I fap.

>>2354145
>french revolution
>communist

The american educational system ladies and gentleman!

>>2354705
desu European educational systems are not much better, even more than decade after the revolution we were taught about "French Bourgeiose Revolution"

>>2354717
I do not understand what you are trying to say.

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Erectus

>>2352652
Looks Korean imo

>>2352652

Nigga needs to shave lmfao what the fuck

This nigga like the day Clovis point knife got made was like, fuck fàm, looking fresh first time in 3 million years lmao

>>2351478
They weren't black. They were like brazil in terms of demographics

They were definitely somewhat dark skinned (imagine middle-eastern), but there was a series of Nubian pharaohs that were probably black as in African.

>>2351478
They were East Africans and West Asian/Levantine peoples with some nilo-saharan roots and slight nilotic influence

The DNA studies use Yoruba as their African sample which is frustrating because African genetic diversity does not just reflect West Africans. It creates a very narrow concept the translates to "pulling" away from Africa and into Eurasia.

I also want to add the Egyptians are not and have never been stable, mass waves have in fact come in from the predynastic onwards

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>>2350334
What the fuck did you just fucking say about the League, you little kuna? I’ll have you know I paid the most for my Hoplite equipment in my Demos, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids during the Persian war, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in opa warfare and I’m the top Taxiarhos in the entire Athenian army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this cosmos, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, kunops. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Aegean and your location is en route via Papyrus right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The Artemisium storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with pankration. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire hopla of the Athenian army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Hellas, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the drachma, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Mytilenean.

>>2351023
Alcibiades pls

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A takfiri zionist polytheist fire-worshipping professor and shiite mullah was teaching class on Ali, a known kuffar

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Ali (peace be upon him) and accept that he was the most holy being the world has ever known, even greater than Muhammad!”

At this moment, a brave, devout, Sunni islamist champion who had bombed 1500 Shia temples and understood the necessity of jihad and fully supported all military decisions made by Saudi Arabia stood up and held up a copy the Quran

”Who is the true defender of the faith, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Persianly and smugly replied “The Ayatollah, you stupid Sunni”

”Wrong. Muslims don't worship a flame and 12 false prophets. If your Ayatollah is, as you say, the defender of the faith… then he would be ruling Mecca and Medina by now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Avesta. He stormed out of the room crying those Iranian crocodile tears. The same tears Iranians cry for the “Shia” (who today live in such apostasy that they draw pictures of the prophet) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving Saudi royal family. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Xerxes Khamenei, wished he had accepted the one true faith and become more than a jewish crusader puppet. He wished so much that his cult had legitimacy from the historical khilafa, but he himself had rejected it!

The students applauded and all destroyed false idols that day and accepted Muhammad (pbuh) as their prophet. An eagle named “Abu Bakr” flew into the room and perched atop the Saudi Arabian Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The Shahadah was recited several times, and Allah himself showed up and enacted a Zakat tax across the country

The professor lost his tenure and was beheaded the next day. His body was eaten by vultures which burst into flames and died as well

Allahu Akhbar

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>>2358925
You called?

>>2358925
>Is it because of all the cold war pro-US propaganda?
Yes

>>2357566
It's a boring hellhole

>and they're throwing it all away

>comfy
British friend of mine reckons he spent most of his childhood thinking the normal colour of the sky was grey. No thanks.

>>2357481
Nice. I'd have a beer with you.

Multiculturalism does not work.

Assimilate or get out. The United States became great because people identified as Americans, not as what ethnic background they came from.

If migrants don't assimilate, well, just look at Europe.

>>2357499
>people identified as Americans
But it was those same people who defined America.

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>>2357478

Neither, communists are fucking retarded.

>>2357478

NEITHER.

WHAT DIVIDES PEOPLE IS STRIFE/DISCORD.

>>2357407
You mean like belief in or interest in? I find these things interesting but cannot stand anyone who believes of mumbo jumbo

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No because I'm not a Satanist.

I worship God, Yahweh, Jehovah, LORD, Jesus, Yeshua, the Most High, the Lord of hosts.

The omnipotent, omniscient, eternal, holy creator of the universe.

The Norman Invasion of England

I'd like to die fighting to save my country from the normans. Even if we lose.

The Norwegian Crusade.

You plunder your way through Muslims to the Holy land and then visit Constantinople and get a new horsie as a gift, then ride into the sunset.

How is this still not a movie?

>>2357326

The war on drugs

>>2356540
thebes niqqa

>>2356545

gay 2bh

M a c e d o n

>Stop listening to the person the Apostle Peter gave his authority to
How about no

Uncle Luther how many Jews did you baptize in the Elba river today?

>>2356462
I did Dr. Luther