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>>58244729
Tablets are dead meme.

>>58244746
Here's your would-be (You)

>>58244782
Prove me wrong.

>>58244463
I remember them saying the same thing about farming 10,000 years ago.

We have to wait until robots are cheaper and more reliable than both domestic jobs and the jobs we export to third world countries, which is pretty damn cheap and reliable.

>>58244463
I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords.

>>58244392

### Functions ###
range = $(if $(filter $1,$(lastword $3)),$3,$(call range,$1,$2,$3 $(words $3)))  
make_range = $(foreach i,$(call range,$1),$(call range,$2))
equal = $(if $(filter-out $1,$2),,$1)
 
 
### Variables ###
limit := 101
numbers := $(wordlist 2,$(limit),$(call range,$(limit)))
 
threes := $(wordlist 2,$(limit),$(call make_range,$(limit),2))
fives := $(wordlist 2,$(limit),$(call make_range,$(limit),4))
 
fizzbuzz := $(foreach v,$(numbers),\
           $(if $(and $(call equal,0,$(word $(v),$(threes))),$(call equal,0,$(word $(v),$(fives)))),FizzBuzz,\
           $(if $(call equal,0,$(word $(v),$(threes))),Fizz,\
           $(if $(call equal,0,$(word $(v),$(fives))),Buzz,$(v)))))
 
 
### Target ###
.PHONY: all
all: ; $(info $(fizzbuzz))

>>58244392

for i in 1...100 {
    if i % 15 == 0 {
        print("FizzBuzz")
    } else if i % 5 == 0 {
        print("Buzz")
    }else if i % 3 == 0 {
        print("Fizz")
    }
    else {
        print(i)
    }
}

>>58244274
Why do you have twelve copies of that stupid image? Why is she bent over so far? Does she have back problems?

>>58244301
>questioning asuka's relevance to /dpt/
Lurk more

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Functional programming thread: >>58212017

>Own a Samsung Evo 850 SSD
>Never slows down
>No noise at all
>500+ read/write

Explain

>>58244682
N$A embedded firmware like it

>>58244104
her butthole probably smells of fish and ramen

Ungrateful cunts general?

why would you choose a color you didn't want?

>>58244093
no, you can't. even if you complain that your battery is terrible and the phone is overheating(instant replacement phone from apple) you will be sent the exact phone you have now, in the same color. there is no way to get a different color apart from returning the phone and getting another one or obviously selling that one for another.

It will probably walk on it.

What reason would you have for installing Windblows on a laptop?

>>58243990
Maybe.

>>58243945
they dont call it java, now, grandad, its called jarver

Haha where did you find a picture of gandalf smoking crack?

>>58244617
That's Obi-Wan from Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) - limited screen previews available and the title was leaked btw, this is the sequel to Rogue One. Apparently Obi-Wan is this badass jedi that smokes blunts in his free time.

Wait the blunt may have been photoshopped.

Time to run chkdsk /r

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Lol, it can't even choose the right image. Ignore this thread, it's fucked.

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>>58243881
please refrain from posting unoptimized PNGs.

>implying you can still have any trace of a soul after working in software development

>>58243855

Nigga you're already going to hell, give it a go.

>>58243855
make sure they pay you in cash and not their shitty overvalued stock

>>58243789
>Games

>>58243789
The ui's actually pretty good

>>58243789
>"We're glad you're here", "We're happy to see you back" and similar uncomfortable messages when you log in etc

>watching my friend install his
>"WHO THE FUCK IS WE MOTHERFUCKER"

Those messages are pretty spooky though.

>"something happened"
>"All your files are right where you left them."
Well when you say shit like that I don't believe you are telling the whole truth why even point that out I wasn't suspicious but I am now!

>>58243733

i dont want to learn something new, the exact reason as to why i wont switch from windows to linux. firefox still works extremely well with extensions and about:config tweaks

when something doesn't work, ill just chromium portable.

>>58243733
> Firefox has 9% market share
Mission accomplished Mozilla.

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the only browser that is good is safari. it is the mother of all webkit based browsers i.e. chromium, Vivaldi, brave, opera. it is the fastest, most ram efficient, battery efficient, leanest and non bloated browser there is.

I seriously can't express how awesome three finger tapping a link to preview in a temporary window is for forums/boards.

If that's truly a big deal for you, maybe the MacBook Pro isn't for you.

>>58243775
I'm gay though.

>it's another "max out all the optional upgrades to the point of ridiculousness and then complain about the price" episode
Can you go be 12 somewhere else?

>>58243596
I have nothing to hide. In fact, I invite senpai Putin to come into my system and mess around and do some information insertion and retrieval. Over and overagain, until he discovers the motherload and blows it all over.

>>58243596
It amazes me how stupid most people are and will eat this up. Looks like a fucking 4th grade flow chart

I wish the NSA would spend their time making software more rather than less secure.

>>58243561
Because 110k in San Francisco is worth about 30k anywhere else in the country.

>>58243594
Why would you work in San Francisco?

because you have to be 1 in 1000 to be hired by one of these companies. for every 1 person who has what it takes, there are 999 other people who will never amount to anything other than making excuses for their lack of talent in threads like these