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>>36144871
Robots can already lift cars and shipping containers. The reason a 1000 pound DL is impressive is because the lifter is moving that much weight with a fleshy meat bag body that had to be trained for years.

0/10 bait. Apply yourself next time

>that douchebag bullying the robot

Just let him get the box!!!

>>36144871
What an asshole.

Is the cat your reaction?

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>>36150246
>when people put their feet on the bar to roll it
>when people drop the bar from the lockout of a deadlift
>when people OHP in the squat rack

you'll start shouting WHATS UP DOC when you deadlift

>>36146577
You will become yellow like the vegan man

>>36146590
But that's not a bad thing

>>36144999
>tfw so deep in the memes you forget how the human body works
Ofc you can "burn" fat and gain muscle at the same time. Doesn't mean there are more efficient ways of doing it.

>>36144999
Nice trips.

That's not how thermodynamics works. Building muscle requires a surplus of energy. Losing fat requires an energy deficit. Now there are grey areas where you CAN lose fat and build muscle, but those grey areas exist because fat is essentially just energy and the loss of fat is what supplies the energy to build the muscle.

Now you could get the perfect amount of calories to build muscle and not gain any fat, but that's very hard to do efficiently. What happens most of the time is you don't get enough energy in so you don't build as much muscle as possible or you get too much energy and build some fat. This is why people have developed the bulking/cutting "seasons". It's much easier to just eat a surplus and build as much muscle as you possibly can and then shed that fat at a later date.

Broscience in the house.

Telling someone not to bulk / cut is basically ensuring that person spins their wheels forever.

Good idea if you want to break others down and make them fail.

I assume atthlenefag is talking about people who bulk on like 9000 calories and cut on 1000 calories, that's obviously retarded.

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only choices. 10 times gain, infinite protein, chat up any sloot and a sugar momma. COME ON

>>36144523
You chose to learn five languages? No point. Get a hot face and you can fuck any chick, foreign or not.

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>>36143665

bumpo

Shoo Shoo Gains Goblin

Lifts?

>inb4 >5/3/1

>>36141884
You're right, I'm not a man

>>36141884
how autistic must have been the guy that made the pic you posted

>6'0" 200 lbs

Yeah if you like high blood pressure and heart disease you fat fuck

>>36139196
I don't into biology so no

>>36139492

Roids and lifting cause left ventricular hypertrophy which can kill you

>>36139196
I love cardio and have a resting heartrate of 40-50bpm

>>36138053
Rollin

My trainer said push-ups are extremely overrated.

>>36138053
rollin

>>36138283
sure they are you little snowflake.

>>36135480
Research dnp faggot. It's very possible, but is miserable, risky, and requires a large deficit and a lot of willpower.

>>36135480
Yes it's possible, dnp is dangerous as shit though.
Use a half dose on your first circuit and stay as cool as possible.

>>36135557
I'd obviously like to dodge this shit but when i start getting interest in clen, people usually say it doesn't work very well, unless for an already well cut body.

DNP works too good while being too dangerous, Clen works less while still being kinda dangerous.

So what do.

Bones are the best part though.

Also, sardines are the safest fish when it comes to mercury and such, they're literally god tier.

>>36135880
I know, thats why I want to eat them, but I don't know how. Do you just eat the entire fish?

>>36135890
Eat ALL of it. Bones are high on calcium and the crunchiness is actually neat.

I leave myself pretty natural. hair on chest, arm pits etc.

I recently started shaving my dick and balls though. Every couple days I take two seconds int he shower with a razor to clean up any growth. I think it looks good. I trim my bush or whatever and leave that about 1 cm. trim it once or twice a month.

I'm happy

Shaving is for nerds

I'm a hairy bastard, my legs pass a point where they're manly and fall into "getting disgusting" region.
Also when I shave my crotch the difference between it and my thighs is ridiculous
What should I do friends?

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I've been using the .5mm one, what about you OP? Not sure it has helped me much

>>36137911
I use 1.5, 0.5 is not deep enough for serious gains. Use a vitamin C serum with hyloronic acid as well after rolling

I'm really debating investing thanks to old stretchmarks but I'm just not sold yet

Does size of the roller make a huge difference?

Squat and deadlift. Throw in some BB hip thrusts too.

>>36135559

if pic related is your target butt just use photoshop girl

>>36135559
L-l-l-london
and try reading the sticky for fun

>>36134174

pathetic

>>36134174
lol escorts have like a billion STDs

>>36134174
you are better off paying a woman to just cuddle bro,
sex feels empty afterwards