Any protips?
>went whole weekend without smoking at all
>went through whole workday today (Monday) without smoking
>got home and felt the urge
>searched through my garbage (literally) and by luck found one whole cigarette
>smoked it
>dat euphoria
>now considering going out and buying a whole pack
>inb4 just stop faggit
>inb4 you're an idiot for ever starting
>>36388710
you'll quit when you want to, not before.
it won't be easy, even then.
you can do it, just don't let your guard down - even for "one cigarette"
it's not a short term thing like a 3 months
it's a life long thing, like lifting
butt out bruv
>>36389389
How true this is.
There'll just be some random day where you think "Yeah, I'm going to stop now" and then you will.
The first time this happened to me I ended up smoking again after like 6 months.
This time I'm hoping its for good.
Protip: there are environmental triggers for when you want to smoke. Recognize them and remove them from your life.
>fat women's face when they see a black guy with a fit, petite lil cutie
I love fitness desu. Thank this board for everything you guys have done for me.
>mfw I see a nigger
>>36388653
We bred you to be fit. Don't get cocky
>>36388709
>we
I am doing it today /fit/ today it begins. Staying after work at my companies gym. I
>>36388395
Good start faggot. Keep it up, don't lose your determination.
>>36388395
Get on it, budday.
>Captcha: select all images with mountains
>>36388395
That cat anime bitch is a boy, isn't he?
How do I lose weight without making my boobs smaller?
>>36388354
You don't
Lose weight then get fake tits
>>36388354
you can't do anything about it, sorry..
boobs really arent that important imo, so long as a female isn't completely flat
>>36388368
Jesus no.
Ugh, why did you spend half of our budget on protein shakes ?
So what are the downsides of getting all your protons from whey? I'm getting seriously fucking tired of cooking all that chicken, I just wan to drink them shakes all day long
>>36388314
>not knowing the cost of whey
>not realising its cheaper per serve than most food
>not buying 5kg of it $120 knowing it's going to last a year
>>36388389
>a year
Half a scoop a day?
Anon, you're making Piano-senpai sad
Who /hemorrhoids/ here?
What do I do about these fuckers? I don't want to go to a doctor to get parts of my asshole cut off.
Also to all you kids, laugh all you want but wait until you're in your mid-20's. All the rhetoric here is JUST SQUAT AND DEADLIFT LMAO. You have no idea what you're doing to your bodies. In a few years you'll have sore knees all the time, a bad back, your legs can't run worth a shot, and your asshole will look like a raspberry. Tone it down while you're ahead, we weren't meant for this much exertion over long periods of time.
Bump
(in my ass)
>>36388246
Err, I'm not a doctor, but I'd do some basic research before spouting such nonsense.
I'm late 20s, have been squatting ATG and diddlylifting heavy for years, and my ass is fine.
I'm pretty damn sure hemorrhoids are part genetic, and part down to lifestyle shit (diet, LACK of exercise, etc).
I bet you're obese and just trying to justify your shitty lifestyle.
As for getting them treated - go to a fucking doctor. Though I've never had them myself, I can't imagine it's that bad - it isn't major heart surgery. Why wouldn't you get something so simple treated by an expert?
>>36388246
I've had them once. I gaurantee they go away if you do the following:
- stop powershitting. take long slow 20 minute shits.
- eat a good diet with plenty of vegetables and fiber
- take hot baths with plenty of epsom salt
do this stuff and they go away pretty fast.
>tfw lifting for a year
>still socially awkward autist
>lifting naturally
>expecting to make it in a year
top kek
You need another year to even have a chance of looing good enough for your autism to no longer matter.
>>36388079
>needing fraud supplements
>not using your teenage hormones
You jelly some of us started early?
I'm 23. Do I have potential?
SS + GOMAD
>>36388077
This + Boku no Pico.
what is this kid's name again? his youtube videos are hilarious
If you eat shit loads of protein like 250grams a day will your body use it all if you train enough or will there always be a point where its just too much and gets secreted ?
>also is cavill natty ? looking fawking juicy these days
your body will use it by turning it into kidney stones
>>36387456
ever heard of proton farts?
>gets secreted
WHEN WILL THIS MEME END
Progress thread! :-)
I'm recovering from anorexia, really happy that I don't look like a freaking rake anymore.
Also please no flaming/hate. safe board, safe thread.
>>36387364
Eat more
And lift
>>36387364
Netflix n chill? Also, good job.
>>36387364
good job sarah
bump
>inb4 white knight
Last one 404ing soon. I'll start..
>1x20 push up
>1x20 sit up
>1xF plank
Been working out for two years and am looking to switch it up
can someone give me a good 4 day routine which hits muscles 2x a week and doesn't put a big focus on legs like powerlifting 4 day routines.
>>36387188
I'm sorry but where do you think you are going to get with that routine?
Please shit talk me, I want to do better, but have injuries that prevent me from doing certain exercises
My current routine is:
A
flat bench 5x10
cable rows 5x10
curls 5x10
tricep pull downs 5x10
face pulls 5x10
B
Dips (weighted) 5x10
flat dumbbell flies 5x10
pull-ups 5x10
lat pull down 5x10
dumbbell rows 5x10
How can I improve?
I can't do serious incline lifts due to shoulder and back problems, and can't squat or deadlift due to back and knee problems from sports injuries. In theory I could start deadlifts and squats but if I fuck up on form it can be worse due to injuries
So criticism? Should I just start fresh?
This dude claims to be a twenty year old NATTY bodybuilder, that is complete bullshit no?
>>36386896
Who gives a fuck faggot we all know you look like shit and even if he was natty you wouldn't have half of a half of the dedication and willpower or mental strength to get to his level
possisble in about 2 years of natty lifting
Does anyone here cycle?
I just signed up for a 300 mile 24hr bike ride from Newcastle to London.
The most cardio I haver ever done is a 10km fell run followed by a 26km bike and then a 6km which I did after a night drinking.
I have 5 months to prepare.
>>36386893
I do nearly everyday, but the most I've ridden at one time was 50mi over the course of 3hr
>>36386893
>sponsored cyclist here
I don't know what kind of bike you have but just from your post, I can tell theres no way you could cycle 300 miles in 24 miles.
I really should more but having 4 seasons sucks. At least it is almost spring.
Plus all I have right now is a fixie and I miss having a road bike. Any advice on decently priced road bikes? I mostly used a shitty 80's Huffy, so anything lighter than 1000lbs would be amazing.
ITT: ask broseph anything.
Yes, I'm cute and back edition.
>>36386764
When did you start lifting broseph? What routine did you start with and how was your diet? So you have a dog?
>>36386782
lol the pic.
When I was 16. Westside for Skinny Bastards. Diet terrible.
Aren't I cute? :-(
What's /fit/s favorite vegetables?
Mine are beets, spinach, and corn.
Also known as the "Just Fuck My Shit Up" trio.
Any favorites from you? Reasons you like them? Favorite preps?
>>36386732
>corn
>vegetable
>>36386780
This.
i can't even look at you anymore op.
Kale is literally the healthiest food in the world.