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>>36641194
bump

>>36641194
SS + GOMAD

>>36641194
I do 5x5.

He just cut you fucking moron

>>36641158
>cut
>harsh light
Is he natty?

>>36641158
Obviously natty

Bump for ehh.. research purposes or something.

Wear an undershirt, tardass.

>>36641160
This doesn't really aid the problem, just hides it.

>>36641116

2 years should be enough for a cutie.

3-4 years for a hot slut

>>36641116
Took me about a year of lifting and self improvement (including getting into faggy pickup stuff - shameful, but it works) before sloots noticed me and I got a girl's number at a club. Turned out to be a lovely, non-slutty girl. Dated her for about 2 years until my sluttiness got the better of me and we broke up.
Just be any 3 of the following:
>jacked
>good looking/well dressed
>funny
>rich
>kind (girls actually like nice guys in the end srs)
>confident

>>36641126
shift that to 3-4 for a cutie and 5-6 for a stacy, if all natural

Throwing something has a different kind of muscle activation than lifting something heavy.

>>36640972
Technique is a thing you colossal mongoloid. Do you think you can also punch harder than a middle weight boxer?

>>36640972
it's called practice, anon

>>36640935
>over 10g of sugar/100ml

>>36640935
it's a lot of sugar, that's your only problem calorie wise. other then that, i gave myself IBS for life from drinking too much energy drinks, so be careful anon.

>>36640935
i heard monster contains some substanse that lowers testosterone
i wouldnt take the risk, cant find study to support though

Got powerlifts 2.0 a year ago, they feel pretty good to me, and there's not really any wear yet. They run pretty fucking small though

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doggy loves em

>>36640746
He seems pretty apathetic towards them.

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>>36640628
>I won't go to gym

>>36640630
Look I don't have the time, and I don't have the money. It simply isn't an option at this time.

Please help.

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>>36640391

I've noticed a particular phenomenon in a lot of younger women as well. They have these very squished eyes and there is a lot of extra mass around their eyes and jaw. Their foreheads are also exceptionally wide. They have a moon face. Is this a result of too much estrogen?

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One more

Notice the facial structure

Maybe that will help http://www.adelledavis.org/press/audrey-hepburns-diet-and-exercise/

>itt: things that never happened

>>36640353
congrats

>>36640387

lmao u mirin

>>36640333

http://medicalxpress.com/news/2014-03-genetic-link-height-iq.html

>A team of researchers at Edinburgh University in Scotland has...discovered what they describe as a direct correlation between height and intelligence—taller people are smarter, they say.

http://www.cnet.com/news/short-people-may-be-short-on-brains-study-says/

>Short people may be short on brains

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/tall-people-smarter-short-people-article-1.1710484

>>36640333
>proves height is directly correlated to strength and intelligence.

So you are under 4"? kek

>guys that go to the gym just to run on the treadmill

>>36640222

>Homeless man looking for shelter
>Finds it and enjoys things that most take for granted

What a time to be alive.

As for me, I've been going to a 24 hour gym at 2AM for the past 7 years now, and one of the weirdest things I've seen by far is this guy who comes in, and sits down in the most isolated section of the gym with a block of cheese in his backpack. The guy sits there, and looks like he's either praying, or is psyching himself up. Couldn't be bothered to ask. Not sure what the cheese' role on this ritual was, but I don't think he eats it. He hasn't been to the gym in a very long time, so it's just one of many weird shit that I've seen.

Another one worth mentioning is this black kid who showed up several years ago. The guy would literally come in and bleed on the few equipment he actually used. All he came in to do was incline bench press and curls. Didn't really bother me because he stood away from me in his own little corner, and I never touch the stuff he touched since I'm a germophobe and I make sure I use sanitary wipes before and after I use any equipment. There was also plenty of weights for both him and I to use so whatever he used I never touch. I told the owner about it about a month after I noticed he wasn't there anymore and the owner looked at the security camera, and threw out the equipment he used.

>>36640276
>>36641046
Jesus christ if people want to answer they will. Don't try to prolong your shitty thread just because you feel personally insulted that no one cares about it.

Have thick joints and bone structure.

Be a manlet.

What you're seeing here are "heroic" body proportions - it's difficult to tell from that angle, but the figure is likely 9.5 heads tall (and the head itself has a huge circumference). The legs of the figure encompass about forty seven percent or the figure's total height: sculptors tended to view longer male legs as dimorphic (which I'm not sure about).

If your skull is too narrow, you can have silicon plates implanted to grant anterior width. If your wrists are tiny, you can have fat grafted to them by a maxfac.

Train your anterior pelvic wall (via hip extensions). Thicken and flatten your abs via resistance. Have good insertions.

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Be Greek 5'7 and 78kg

Fuck off. Someone already did this bait thread last week

>>36639874
it was probably the same guy

fucking memesters

>>36639869
I do. I've been doing it for a year and have seen incredibly gains in my functionality. From picking things up, to having more endurance when running, to have stronger forearms, to feeling lighter on my feet.

It's great. Theres a reason they call us the 'worlds fittest athletes' and it's not because we're doing bench press for 5 sets of 5 and taking 4 minutes in between sets

Wide hips checking in. Feels bad man
Inb4 train your back
I do but its not enough and never will be

>>36639726
I have no musculature at all and there are /fit/fags who will make fun of me for that (hurr just lift you skinnyfat faggot) when there are guys who don't even lift and have abs.

You're just not lifting and counting your macros hard enough bro :^)

Don't be mad that I just try harder than you ever will :^)

There is no such thing as genetics bro, everyone is equal, genetics don't make any difference :^)

You're just a shit cunt mate :^)