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It looks like they couldn't escape their genetics. Does that mean things like SJW/nu-male/Stormfront are genetic?
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Yes OP, everyone who's not le rational middle ground, enlightened beyond the notion firm opinions like you and I are genetically defective.
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>>38358133
I'm glad you posted your own fedora because your ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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I have to wear purple next friday to work to support "LGBT+" rights and all those other minorities. Shit is becoming annoying.
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you're participating in a feast and this guy slaps your lady's buttocks
what do you do?
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I ask him politely if he'd like to join us.
Then I spend the whole evening making passive aggressive remarks.
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>>38358013
>implying he's not full blown homo and doesn't slap me
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Cut off his arms and legs
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I think we've lost track of what the Olympics were supposed to be.
They used to be about universal athletic prowess and balance. There were only a few events, athletics and combat related, and athletes usually competed in several of them. But in our times they've degraded into an accumulation of hundreds of ultra-specialised events, including everything from synchronised swimming and trampoline to beach volleyball, table tennis, and golf. And even the athletic parts of the Games are no longer about athleticism, but about being slightly better at this one specific thing and obsessively training that and nothing else. Not to mention the result is a complete mess of events all running at the same time that nobody bothers to watch anymore. This whole philosophy is fucked.
I think we should have a reformed tournament that truly judges overall physical prowess in a balanced and not so pointless way. I suggest an icosathlon, a combined 20 events which all athletes must complete:
An athletic decathlon:
- 100m sprint
- 400m run
- 1500m run
- 110m hurdles
- long jump
- high jump
- pole vault
- javelin throw
- discus throw
- shot put
Swimming:
- 50m freestyle
- 200m freestyle
- 800m freestyle
Triathlon:
- 4km swim
- 120km bicycle
- 30km run
Combat:
- archery
- épée fencing
- 3-gun shooting
- pankration
Rate.
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>>38357066
it should also include some raw strength events strongman-esque
but yeah I like your kind of thing much more than current olympics which are utter shit. not that any of us have any say or that the olympics will be reformed any time soon. olympics should cease to exist, would be the best. as is its just a way for managers, bureaucrats and politicians to enrich themselves
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icosathlon
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>>38357066
All I got from this olympics was SHOCK X ATHLETE USED DOPING
Also watching streams of weightlifting at 3 midnight because the time was fucked and that it even didnt show on eurosport live when it was LIVE. I dont get it tv only showed ball games
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>tfw your gf texts you "I love you" out of the blue
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>>38354281
I wonder if she's guilty about something.
Nah probably not, don't worry.
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>>38354281
>tfw wife texts you "I love you." Out of the blue.
>tfw you just go right back to deadlifting.
>tfw considering divorce after 15 years.
>tfw dead inside.
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>>38354954
Fuck man
1. YOUR FITNESS PROBLEM
2. HOW YOU'RE GOING TO SOLVE IT
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>>38353698
1.too much humanity
2.9 scoops, 8 times a day COME ON!!!
I sneak in another ten pills, because i just have to overdo everything, YOU FUCKING WHITE NIGGER
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1. I'm a physically weak womanlet
2. SCOOPS
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>>38353698
1. An oversized and Thick Dong
2. Yo Momma
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What are some /fit/ approved tattoos?
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>>38350680
none
any tattoo you get you will think is stupid in 5-10 years. Those that disagree and in denial or not of sound mind. People change and you will to, what you like now will not be what you like then.
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>>38350680
My tattoo of Thoth on my forearm
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>>38350707
conti'd
Consider this OP go back in time 5 years would younger you want that tattoo? go back another would even younger you agree? Etc
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What do you wear to the gym? Do you think about fashion in the gym?
I only wear luxury armani or nike clothes on the gym... girls love it
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>>38342130
You sound like a homo desu.
I wear comfortable clothes so my above average dick has room to breathe.
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Old sonic youth teeshirts with the sleeves ripped off. Running shorts
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>>38342130
I fucking hate the men who wear compression only. Holy shit, have some fucking decency and wear some shorts you autistic cunts who make everyone uncomfortable. Nobody wants to see your defined balls and ass crack that's probably causing interior skidmarks.
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Do you think females will notice or even care that my snibber is bigger than my snabber?
Anyone else skip snab day?
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>>38361395
lain doesn't like thread
sage
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AHAHAHA SNABLETS
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>>38361395
if you notice it they will lmao
if you had to choose 2 exercises per major muscle group and make a routine, what would it look like?
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>>38359032
SS + chin-ups
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>>38359032
why would I limit myself to 2 exercises per major muscle group
do I look like I still do Starting Strength
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>>38359258
>if you had to
it's a hypothetical question you goddamn autist
>tfw never gave orgasm to my gf with my penis
Where all my /dicklet/ bros at?
Also cardio general, so it's /fit/ related.
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I wouldn't blame yourself.
I have a 5.5 incher and my gf literally can't stop herself having an orgasm from sex.
Never given an orgasm through sex to any other girl. It differs from girl to girl.
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>>38358659
>Never given an orgasm through sex to any other girl. It differs from girl to girl.
what, you read them poems and they come?
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most girls don't get off from penis
PLAY WITH HER CLIT
ITT we write a letter to the CEO of bodybuilding.com 1 word at a time
Dear
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>>38357524
Kevin,
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You
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Son
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>be 5'9
>go to gym in early afternoon
>there seems to be some school class, tons of young people working out
>95% of boys are towering me, probably 30% of girls are taller than me already
>some of the girls are already thicc af and they probably fuck like gorillas while you cant even talk to girls
face it fellow manlets, we are fucked and our future is even more fucked
the only thing keeping me from jumping from a roof right now is that i make good paper and the hope that this money will somehow make me happy
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do you live in the Netherlands or something? most chicks ive met are around 5'2 -5'4 here in the states
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>>38357186
Germany
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> mfw my oneitis called me tall
> she's like 5'8
> im barely 5'10
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/fit/ I feel an urge to cum in every woman I ever lay with. Lifting only exacerbates the urge.
How do I convince my current Chinese gf to go on birth control? Probably the hottest, smartest, most ideal girl I've ever been with but literally the only one I've yet to creampie.
I don't want to get her preggers but I'd rather have to buy plan B and dump a giant load in her at least once than not at all.
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>>38356515
>Probably the hottest, smartest, most ideal girl I've ever been with
>I don't want to get her preggers
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get a vasectomy
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>>38356535
I'm finishing my 2nd undergrad and working I don't have to raise a kid...
I'd definitely make this girl pass my genetic lineage on in a heartbeat, just not right now.
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> doesn't smoke/use nicotine
> doesn't drink alcohol
> doesn't use illicit drugs
Anybody here fit this criteria? Not saying I have a problem with those who don't, just curious.
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>>38353820
same except at parties
i don't understand people who come home from work and drink beer
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I vape, that's my only vice. No longer smoke a pack a day so I'm happy.
Quit everything else 3 years ago. Ex druggie. Feels good being sober. Can't stand to even have 3 cans of beer anymore yet somehow use to drink 15+ a couple nights each week
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>>38353820
don't smoke.
cocaine is my only drug
have been cutting back on the drinking.
24 and still pressured in my party years
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>its a girl only works out her legs gym session
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T-t-today was leg day OP..
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Women should literally never work upper body.
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>>38352762
Were you bullied by big strong girls anon? Do we scare you because we lift more than you?