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No but I would cheat on her.

>>38319912
yes

>>38319912
yes, fat girls dont love themselves

>>38316113
Might as well get a swastika tattoo to finish it off OP.

>>3831611
> mfw balding
>mfw buzz cut is only way to avoid looking like some sort of trappist monk/paedo hybrid

Fuck my life

>>38316113

But you do look manly
>implying that's you

yes? no? maybe?

>>38326262
10/10

bazonker

That's fat.

In my family (Greek) the women all eat 50% less and they're the ones who cook AND clean up everything while the men just sit around.

My sister claims to be a hardcore feminist, but at family gatherings she ends up falling back into the typical female role and barely eats anything and gets up to help clean up straight away while I'm not expected to do anything.

Feels food being Greek.

check your gf privelege you shitlord

>>38325654
Wow. That's really neat

>>38324669
This is beautiful. Do you have a YouTube link to either of those webms? How's the search for a third going?

2nd for report and hide all sean posts

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Threadly reminder this is the worst /plg/ ever

>>38324700
his name is marlon webb. he also made the watermelo'n poems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn4t0BuClbw

schnitzels

>>38323916
why does it have to be german? i'd understand if perhaps you wanted to find something you'd eaten in germany but couldn't remember the name of, but you literally don't even know what you're looking for.

>>38323998

I'm in the mood for German food? I've got somewhat limited experience with German food, but what I've had I've enjoyed quite a bit. Basically I'm just looking for someone to say "X is really great and the macros are on point, you should try it"

>>38323356
dad passed away last year

Around 20 I noticed he was slowing down. I think I was stronger than him even before he got sick.

I started lifting when I was 18 and now two years later, I think I've just about caught up

nope. my dad lifted when he was younger.
I've seen him lift car engine/washing machine by himself

>>38321460
no

>>38321460
It depends on the source of the milk
If it's from a human female it's literally natural growth hormone

>>38321470
Cow milk

>>38320554
going to college is inherently unmanly

start a business or go into a trade.

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>>38320554
nude underwater basket weaving phd

GENDER STUDIES

>>38316680
>How do you respond?
I can't. I don't know if they would hear me from down there.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>38316680
"muh dicc"

OP kicking it off

>kickboxing
>5 years
>twice a week
>Monday:rest
>tuesday:kickboxing at night
>Wednesday:run in the morning
>Thursday:kickboxing
>Friday:run in the morning
>Saturday:weighs and cardio session
>Sunday:weights and cardio session (cardio is mostly heavy bag work and skipping)

I'm hoping to do an amateur fight at some point in the next 1-2 years

Boxing
2 months

In the morning run 2 miles(4 days a week).

Later in the day(4 days a week):
3 minute stretch
5 rounds of jump rope
125- squats, calf raises, pushups ,sit ups, bicycle crunches and leg lifts (soon going up to 150)
Either spar for 4 rounds or do punching and footwork drills for 8
1 round of jump rope.

I workout 6 days a week. I jump rope and do my cardio those 6 days.

My trainer and I are hoping in 6 months I can start in the amateurs.

I need to fox my diet though.

>>38313489
Fix*

http://pastebin.com/1HgVcGam

Video tutorials
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGYKQZg-b1FYhl4P8OnCd_C2v2tjOC55X
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGYKQZg-b1FaJbNrQrwYXkP0BVDKdTpPy

Useful info
http://chinfl.blogspot.com.br/

Doping news
http://www.iwf.net/category/anti-doping-news/
http://www.allthingsgym.com/weightlifting-news-11-bulgarian-weightlifters-test-positive-for-stanozolol/
http://www.allthingsgym.com/retests-olympic-doping-samples/

pls include in op post

>>38295282
Wish I could perform oly lifts but no gym, sadly.

What numbers would be considered natty for the 69kg category? they all seem huge since they roid

Lads how do I marry Lidia Valentin?

>>38324325
Because lifting heavy weights is fun and I dont wanna be fat, also
>having a pump is literally cumming

>>38324325
>> won't make you more appealing to mates
U wot m8?

is that a stoned toby mcguire wearing batman gear?

>>38322329

I don't know if it's specifically narcolepsy, but its definitely something wrong, you should make another appointment, try to explain your case a little beforehand. Try to schedule for a time you are likely to be up if you can.

Unless you luck out with another anon here who's had similar, I don't know how much help anyone else here can be.

I was on sleeping meds for a while since I had trouble falling asleep, then would sleep in and still be tired all day, but the pills fucked my sleep up and made me almost unable to eat food. In my case working on my underlying depression is whay helps my sleep issues, which aren't as bad as yours by any means.

>I can't stop sleeping

uhh op I was going to shitpost but you should see a specialist.

>>38322380
I was going to try to make another appointment today but

>slept through the whole day and woke up at 7PM when the doctors office was closed

JDIMSA. I'm gonna have to see if my brother can make an appointment for me or something. I don't know why this is happening to me. I have a final in three days and I've only done 70% of the coursework because the past two weeks I've done nothing but sleep

>>38319607
Reviewbrah I would house you, no homo

is he leaving humanity behind?
where's the Mutant Mass review?

>>38319607
:(