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2016-12-20 08:55:37 Post No.39745631
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Anonymous 2016-12-20 08:55:37 Post No. 39745631 [Report] [View this topic]

>nofap day 12
>taking the bus to go to uni
>I literally can't stop staring at every attractive chick in a skirt I see
>knees fucking shake when 6/10 sits next to me
>boners all along the ride
>had to keep backpack on my lap the entire time
>avoid every girl at uni, don't even say Hi properly
>can't concentrate on shit during class
>go out with people
>can't drink because I'm so horny I know I'll say or do something stupid
>can't dance because I have a hard-on again
>mfw all day

I'm even checking parenting guide for movies to make sure there's no sex scene or anything like that. I'm a time bomb of cum. Will this go away eventually?

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Anonymous 2016-12-20 08:59:07 Post No.39745655
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Anonymous 2016-12-20 08:59:07 Post No.39745655 [Report]

why no fap?

Anonymous 2016-12-20 09:02:12 Post No.39745668
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>>39745655
because you cunts told me to

Anonymous 2016-12-20 09:19:03 Post No.39745740
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>>39745631
I don't think having a boner all day is normal. I am only on day 6, but the only difference I notice is that now I have morning wood.

Anonymous
2016-12-20 08:34:37 Post No.39745527
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Anonymous 2016-12-20 08:34:37 Post No. 39745527 [Report] [View this topic]

>diet is completely dedicated to /fit/ness
>completely cut out most vices, from sugar to drugs to videogames
>most of my free time is spent reading, learning new skills or improving my vocabulary through Anki
>learn to DIY most shit
>always finding ways to save and invest money

When did your daily life become an inhuman quest for self-improvement?

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Anonymous 2016-12-20 09:02:31 Post No.39745672
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>>39745527
shut up fag you're still shit-posting on a vietnamese beta-fish fighting network you have a long way to go

Anonymous 2016-12-20 09:20:02 Post No.39745744
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>>39745672
Only in my rest days bro.

Anonymous 2016-12-20 09:21:23 Post No.39745749
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>>39745527
/fit/ doesn't count as reading

Anonymous
2016-12-20 07:00:28 Post No.39745080
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Anonymous 2016-12-20 07:00:28 Post No. 39745080 [Report] [View this topic]

I have just seen the lunch menu for my family's Christmas party. Ignoring the carb heavy lunch, the desserts include tiramisu, croquembouche, meringue and a cheese cake.

I'm currently cutting so there is no way I can eat any of the desserts, or even the lunch desu.

However my mum will practically break down if I tell her I cannot eat her food.

Any tips on this situation? I'm thinking of forcing myself to throw up on Christmas so I have an excuse not to eat, whilst also not hurting her feelings. I know that if you consume a large amount of salt, your body immediately throws up.

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Anonymous 2016-12-20 07:02:18 Post No.39745091
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>>39745080
You're a faggot just enjoy Christmas and continue cutting the day after.

Anonymous 2016-12-20 07:04:30 Post No.39745097
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>>39745080
its literally 1 day of your life. eat nothing al day except Christmas lunch+dessert then go for a jog. how many calories can you possibly eat in 2 siting?

Anonymous 2016-12-20 07:04:58 Post No.39745102
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>>39745091
I'm afraid I can't do that. I have established a set of rules and it is imperative that I continue to adhere to those rules.

Anonymous
2016-12-20 05:38:20 Post No.39744614
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Anonymous 2016-12-20 05:38:20 Post No. 39744614 [Report] [View this topic]

Day one of mk-677 just started. Appetite was fucking crazy and I ate everything in my fridge. Who's on this shit with me

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Anonymous 2016-12-20 09:50:31 Post No.39745844
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I'm on caps. not had that side effect. probably just a placebo or a side effect your mind is creating because you're so desperate for it to work

Anonymous 2016-12-20 10:39:18 Post No.39745989
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>>39745844
Not true, hunger is a very common side effect of mk667, it increases ghrelin, the "hunger hormone"

Your shit's probably fake, most capped sarms are

Anonymous 2016-12-20 10:43:37 Post No.39746005
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>>39744614
i take it 1-3 days/week

mostly doing it to maintain more easily and counteract the decreased appetite / lowered calorie intake from other drugs

since it increases gh slightly, it should be good for longevity too, amirite? imma live forever yo

>>39745844
first things i tried were pills. didn't work half as good as the liquid stuff

Anonymous
2016-12-20 05:20:49 Post No.39744515
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Anonymous 2016-12-20 05:20:49 Post No. 39744515 [Report] [View this topic]

Why does milk give me a tummy ache? I really want to gain weight

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Anonymous 2016-12-20 05:21:24 Post No.39744518
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Lactose intolerant

Anonymous 2016-12-20 05:23:49 Post No.39744532
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>>39744515
lactose intolerant, surprised you havent been bred out of the gene pool yet

Anonymous 2016-12-20 05:25:37 Post No.39744540
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>>39744532
>what a fucking weird human being for not being able to digest another species milk, that is not meant for us

Anonymous
2016-12-20 02:31:08 Post No.39743379
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Anonymous 2016-12-20 02:31:08 Post No. 39743379 [Report] [View this topic]

>be personal trainer
>tell client they are going to do squats
>actually make them do weird bent back good mornings
>mfw

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Anonymous 2016-12-20 02:32:23 Post No.39743388
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>>39743379
That's what you get for hiring a personal trainer

Anonymous 2016-12-20 02:34:30 Post No.39743408
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>>39743388
this desu

Anonymous 2016-12-20 02:40:12 Post No.39743442
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Anonymous 2016-12-20 02:40:12 Post No.39743442 [Report]

> be 12
> get age of empires from the nutrigrain box
> be 24
> get pt certification from the nutrigrIn box

Why is nutrigrain so based?

Anonymous
2016-12-20 02:27:17 Post No.39743349
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Anonymous 2016-12-20 02:27:17 Post No. 39743349 [Report] [View this topic]

What music do you listen to while lifting brehs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I5L6Ib57Cw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Nw_V0Jv6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vb8pI82jIE

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Anonymous 2016-12-20 02:32:00 Post No.39743384
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Muse for cardio and heavy lifts is GOAT

Anonymous 2016-12-20 02:35:14 Post No.39743411
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>>39743384
Used to start my routine with Survival from 2nd Law. Shit was cash.

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>>39743411
that album is so fucking redpilled

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2016-12-20 01:50:45 Post No.39743052
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Anonymous 2016-12-20 01:50:45 Post No. 39743052 [Report] [View this topic]

THIS is what women really want.

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>>39743052
Sorry guys, accidentally posted the wrong pic XD

Anonymous 2016-12-20 01:52:40 Post No.39743062
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>>39743055
I'm OP btw

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>>39743055
Wow!! I don't blame women for wanting that !! :O

No homo

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Caffeine Pills 2016-12-20 01:48:04 Post No.39743030
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Caffeine Pills Anonymous 2016-12-20 01:48:04 Post No. 39743030 [Report] [View this topic]

Supposedly the best, most reasonably priced Pre-Workout. People talk about buying bottles of 200 for $5 - but from WHERE?? I can't find anything better than 8 for $6.

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Anonymous 2016-12-20 01:57:25 Post No.39743097
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>>39743030
or similar

Anonymous 2016-12-20 01:59:30 Post No.39743115
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>>39743030
> what is amazon
You newest of newfags. Did you just get internet or something? Literally Google best caffeine pill value our what ever. They come in a blue and red bottle.

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>>39743030
Dude they sell this shit at like every walgreens and cvs and gas station in america wtf r u doing?

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2016-12-20 01:43:24 Post No.39743004
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Anonymous 2016-12-20 01:43:24 Post No. 39743004 [Report] [View this topic]

What experience do you guys have with performance anxiety?

I blew it a few nights ago due to a combination of whisky dick, anxiety, and a cold room (I'm a grower).

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Anonymous 2016-12-20 01:54:42 Post No.39743073
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>>39743004
Did you nut too quick or were you unable to maintain an erection?

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>>39743073
Unable to maintain an erection as soon as my clothes came off and until a full day later

Anonymous 2016-12-20 02:01:47 Post No.39743139
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Focus on breathing. Instead of focusing on how great your dick feels, try to focus on sex as being a workout where your goal is to make the girl cum before you bust your nut. There are also other ways to help the girl get off such as gradual foreplay. I like to get her off by telling her to suck me off and then follow it up with eating her out. It's also a mindset thing, especially regarding confidence with the performance your giving.

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Anonymous 2016-12-20 01:20:12 Post No. 39742875 [Report] [View this topic]

What's on the ol' /fit/mas list, lads?

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Anonymous 2016-12-20 01:22:27 Post No.39742892
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>>39742875
Nothing because I have everything I need already for the gym, recovery, and maintenance.

But I did ask for some beard balm to tame this shit.

Anonymous 2016-12-20 01:23:56 Post No.39742897
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Gains

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1/2/3/4
self esteem
my hair back
a qtgf

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Anonymous 2016-12-20 01:20:12 Post No. 39742874 [Report] [View this topic]

Just a quick reminder that there are people browsing this board at this moment who are unable to do weighted chin-ups.

FYI: If you're unable to do weighted chin-ups, you're not a man.

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