I saw Rick Ownes at a grocery store in Paris yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Anyways as he was leaving the store i took a picture of him and he gave me the dirtiest look. as he walked away i heard him say "hypebeast scum"
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this is pretty low effort even for 4chan.
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>>11891552
you could have at least changed some words
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>>11891556
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the antwerp school of art and design, and I’ve been involved in numerous runway shows, and I have over 300 confirmed shoes. I am trained in gorilla fashion and I’m the top designer in the entire US hate couture . You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed sewing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of anne dumelemeester and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Is painting your nails as a male considered gay or embarrassing?
I did it for Halloween and realized it compliments a lot of the outfits I'd normally wear, however I got a lot of shit for it.
Does /fa/ believe in getting their nails done?
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>>11891496
It looks ugly, it looks gay as fuck. No idea why you think this faggy shit compliment any fits. Even shitty ones.
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>>11891496
plz be bait
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Why do fat people waste their time doing stupid shit instead of working to lose weight?
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How can I look /fa/ while trying to get /fit/
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mutually exclusive sorry my man
just go wear a tight t shirt and joggers and go fuck some dumb bimbos
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>>11891441
this picture is so annoying, he's about to go running but trying to keep his hair all styled and poking out of the hood just right
What happened to just blood sweat and tears on the track until you've had enough and then resuming your regular life?
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G Y A K U S O U
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Should i dish out 2k dollars for braces?
I'm 19, my teeth look like absolute shit with gaps everywhere, and im getting more and more self-aware about it
I know the obvious answer may seem as yes but this is a lot of money
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Whatever clothes, shoes or apparel you may ever wear, you will wear alongside your teeth.
Your body is the most essential for you in life, take care of it. Get those braces.
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>>11891300
yes
you only get one set of teeth
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>>11891300
WHY ARE YOU ASKING /FA/ IF YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER ???
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interiors thread: plants edition
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>>11892569
wOUld look alright without the fucking towels
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>>11891299
bump
How does someone pull this off in an outfit, effay? I know camo is shit in any outfit, but this particularly caught my eye.
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>>11891216
Camo looks great as long as you arent some numale cuck.
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>>11891216
>I know camo is shit in any outift
what makes you say this?
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>>11891216
>camo is shit
pleb, absolute tasteless cunt, go back to /v/
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How do you be effay when your short and stocky
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If you're actually "stocky," you're fine, you just gotta put a little effort into making sure shit can fit and look slimming.
Anything over that and you should really just hit gym
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>>11890996
Visvim bro and hit the gym. Stocky is fine but don't bullshit OP u r kinda fat
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http://www.blueinbox(DOT)co(DOT)uk/yeezy-boost-350-v2-beluga-steel-grey-beluga-solar-red-bb1826(DOT)html
This look legit to you /fa/? looks a little too good to be true imo
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>>11890919
You fucking stupid?
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>>11890961
Obviously yeah
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>>11890961
What am I missing?
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What is the most effay car?
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this
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I'm pretty sure it's the Ghibli
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When did you start using /fa/? has the overall quality lowered or do you feel like you just got 'used to it'
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>>11890723
literally the only people who get triggered by this are newfags
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>>11890723
2013... it was shit then but it's even worse now. Only good for a laugh, I feel sorry for the people who actually get fashion inspo from here these days.
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Looking to buy my girlfriend this dress that was worn by Jessica Drake back in 2014. Any idea where I can find it?
I just randomly saw a snapchat story about her today accusing Donald Trump and they used this picture of her
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>>11890512
your girlfriend can't fit in that and you can't afford it anyway
sorry m8
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I have an 18 yr old girlfriend who weighs 120, and if you cant help move on.
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slut core yuour girlfirend is a slut
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tootighttotakeashitsuitedupmanletcore
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5'3asianmalewithwaytoomuchmoneycore
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>>11890474
>tfw you cant call out heightism on an taiwanese clown themed eyewear forum for the blind because everyone will assume you are a manlet yourself
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Hi Fashion need advice.
I'm a dude who needs to shed about 60 lbs, just to get that out of the way. Friends want me to go to a Vegas club with them. I never go to clubs. Nfc what I should be wearing. Friend suggested I just get a black button down, some black pants and a belt and some shoes. I don't really care about being high fashion, I just don't want to stick out awkwardly. Would my friends suggestion be a safe bet?
I just wanted to wear my sneaks and a t shirt but friend balked at the idea.
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get a white or light grey shirt instead of black.
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>>11890367
Have you considered abusing laxatives?
I once shat away 75 lbs. of excess weight in one ten day period.
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>>11890367
Eurofag here so no vegas experience
but over here club attire will vary bassed on wich clubs you go to but your friends suggestion should be a safe bet
also never take wight lose advice from /fa
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Which jeans are the best? I was thinking about Cheap Mondays, APC, or Acne. I Love Ugly's also seem nice. Not a fan of slim fit. Pic related is pretty much the perfect fit imo. Never worn higher quality jeans so looking for opinions.
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>>11890296
APC or Naked & Famous at this price range.
Cheap Monday are shit quaility and fit only holocaust survivor coul.d wear. Acne is shit quality for overpriced shekels. For cheaper alternatives get Edwin jeans.
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>literally a best jeans thread on from page
>posts a best jeans thread
>gets a nice sage from me
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Those jeans are slim fit, anon.
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>tfw love...absolutly LOVE the look of medium/long trench coats but i don't want to look like an edgy autistic school-shooter because of the stereotypes that this poor piece of clothing undeservedly got.
Why is life such a pain?
Do you wear trench coats anons?
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>>11890255
i would love for you to show me a fit where a medium/long trench DOESN'T look edgy/ autistic af
the pic you posted is an example of cringey mfa-tier inspo
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>>11890273
>the pic you posted is an example of cringey mfa-tier inspo
Wtf he looks fine you autist.
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