>ramsays daughter can't even cook
>that fucking tea towel in the food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAVvXOpQmYQ
>>9213703
What do you expect getting raised as an anxious little idiot sandwich
she is the only one of his children who took an interest in cooking, so obviously the only one the media and Gordon actually pays attention to
I saw this video last night and it's hard to watch man holy shit.
I think she was mostly nervous but fuck she was messing that shit up
When the mince wouldn't brown but she still added the sauce and paste and stock to keep the segment moving along, yikes
I need something that is
>fast to prepare
>low in simple sugars
>high in carbs
>high in fat
Suggestions?
>>9213679
Bacon and eggies is the true partitions choice
>>9213683
What about carbs?
omelet with goat cheese and some herbs on toast. You can do a french omelet in like 45 of cooking plus however long it takes you to beat some eggs and chops some herbs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdN0xF04A2U
>Last original video was titled "uh, wheres john?"
>guy explains John went on vacation with his family "suddenly", can't get into contact
>This week is a b-footage video from Mount Vernon again
Has John gone full Dave Chappelle? Did he run away to Caucasia?
/pol/ is why we can't have nice things.
>>9213614
Was it really /pol/ though? Or was it all the fame, money, and blow?
18th century cucking
is duck a sea food?
asking for friend
>>9213514
It's a lake food.
>>9213514
Nope. Also, fuck your stupid friend. Fuck him up his stupid ass.
>>9213514
Yes.
If only McDonald's would make a McDuck sandwich.
Anyone know any good, easy to make, and long-lasting recipes for this survival food? I remember reading a post somewhere about how to make it (I think either on /fit/ or /r9k/) but couldn't find it anymore. There's a lot of variance with the recipes you find online, too.
You stupid fucking bitch, there are tons of recipes across the web, including youtube.
Which is probably where you even learned about this.
>>9213097
Besides pemmican, all I really know is jerky, dried fruits, and hardtack. I know of a video that has a decent pemmican recipe but I don't want to post it because it will derail your thread.
>>9213109
>tons of recipes across the web, including youtube
I know. I'm just asking for specific recommendations because of how many recipes there are. And no, I learned about it from reading about antarctic expeditions, and had my interest further piqued by that post I mentioned from /fit/.
>>9213110
Oh, please post it! I'm primarily curious about how to make pemmican, and whether some recipes are easier/better than others.
>2017
>Still not using a Tomato Keeper for his 'matoes.
Jeez, /ck/, just when I thought you couldn't be any more plebeian...
>2 for 9.98
but... if you had two halves... why not just keep your one 'mato whole?
>>9212899
damn
>>9212869
Lol. This is something my mother would buy. She had one of those onion keepers.
Why do the supposedly higher IQ among us humans use pic related?
>>9212845
>le redpill
>le IQ
back to /pol/ you go, you cancerous faggot
they are fun to use, and easy to use; If you find it hard to use chopsticks you just have a low IQ
Haven't seen an old-fashioned food porn thread for a while. Leading with a classic.
You salivate, you lose.
>>9212837
>>9212837
What do you consider good pizza?
>>9212608
Pizza that tastes good
thick crust, double sauce, double cheese
doesn't matter the toppings, all pizza toppings are good
>>9212608
>good pizza?
Isnt pizza fair food
As in unhealthy in basically every way
ITT: Items where the company decided to try something new
>>9212525
i'm old enough to remember these. they were awesome
Thoughts?
>>9212523
havent watched the video but the idea sounds interesting if you are going hobo mode
more like how to buy 90$ of ingredients, make food twice, then give up and get delivery for the remaining 28 days.
>>9212523
Git gud
ITT - Favorite Discontinued Food Products
Anyone remember when this lunchable was a thing and was actually somewhat good. Hell, the packaging looked better than the current lunchables in stores
Dunkaroos.
>>9212314
Still gotten here in Canuckland
You ever cook in the nude?
leave ecco out of this
>>9212227
once I was dating this mexican girl and after a night of passionate sex we woke up with the sun and went into the kitchen nude. Made a nice breakfeast of over-easy eggs, mexican bacon, sopapillas, and fresh squeezed oj. She would throw flour on her tits and I would slap it on her ass. After she was completely covered we danced a sort of salsa type dance and then made sweet passionate love on the floor. But actually none of that ever happened. Plus I wouldn't want to risk greaseburning my dick n balls
>>9212227
>>9212232
hey you guys ever think about eating a coconut crab?
these guys are pretty cool and i was looking at one and thinking it would probably be pretty delicious. i ended up looking it up and as it turns out that they are actually at risk of becoming extinct because pacific islanders are eating them all the time. this makes me think that they are probably pretty delicious. they can become poisonous because of certain things they eat. assuming that they eat coconuts and shit all the time that would give them a coconut type flavor? they are omnivores though so they are also known to eat small mammals like rats and cats and kittens and shit, as well as scavenge meat from dead corpses of animals and even other coconut crabs. would this have an effect on the taste? anyways
just a thought
apparently its a delicacy
some theorise that these guys are the responsible for the disappearance amelia earharts remains. they stashed her bones and shit away in their caves or something after eating her. just a possibility.
>>9212213
>it would probably be pretty delicious
I haven't had one, but yes, in fact I did read once their diet of coconut meat makes them pretty richly coconutty delicious.
This woman's post shows it is similar to stone crab prices in restaurants, damn look at her claw picture.
https://www.tripadvisor.ie/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g294136-d1130948-i30485371-Carp_Restaurant-Koror_Koror_Island.html
Since you can simmer up some seafood in a coconut milk sauce, though, you could get your coconut other ways too.
See pic. I have had these guys, land crabs. They taste like swamp muck, exactly as muddy stinky rotten rotting-fish scented mangrove muck smells when you drive or boat past it. When I was a kid, going to my grandparents street in Coral Gables, these guys covered the road so bad you didn't see the lines on the road, and you drove slowly hopefully not piercing your tires with all the crunches. It was either carloads of (mostly black) people with brown grocery bags collecting them up, or Monsanto Roundup on the pretty lawns that killed them off over the years, don't really see them anymore. They weren't delicious to people who like stone crab, dolphin, snapper, grouper, halibut, you know delicious seafood. My grandfather had to pour two concrete mixer trucks under his house to fill in crab holes around the foundation. It took all the concrete he could pour at them.
>eat literally nothing but steak for three days in a row
>haven't gone to the bathroom in four days
>there's literally three pounds of beef sitting inside me
help. What do you guys use to force yourself to evacuate your bowels
>>9212032
Coffee and cigarettes? prunes
>>9212032
A block of cheddar cheese should do the trick
>>9212032
>gender non-specific
>also not gender inclusive
Enjoy the pissy seats ladies.
Feminism = yay!