it's cheat day and I'm craving a good burger at BK.
what sould I order?
wasting cheat day on burger king?
>a good burger
>at BK
...
WHOPPER
Get some Whopperonis my friend
>American chocolate tastes like puke
Where did this meme come from?
>>9211367
Most American chocolate contains butyric acid as part of its production process. That is the chemical responsible for the unmistakable "puke smell".
European chocolate, as well as the higher-end American stuff, is made with a different process that doesn't contain any butyric acid.
Maybe it is a meme status story now. But there is validity to it. There is indeed a compound in the species of the cacao native of the americas that is really similar to vomit flavor. Sad, but true. Hard to get out of your head once someone tells you about it, oh, now you'll taste it.
There's articles about it. Google around.
It comes from Hershey's putting butyric acid in their chocolate to simulate soured milk.
Butyric acid is the compound that gives vomit its uniquely repugnant smell.
ITT: what got you into cooking?
>>9211254
I got laid off from a non-profit organization and wanted to do something I'd always wanted to do while still collecting unemployment checks. So I got a job as a dishwasher and it went from there.
Mom left and dad was a shit cook.
Hunger :^)
Lets talk mustards.
>>9210873
In Germany, mustard comes in tubes
I like Colman's mustard, but the fact they sell it in such a tiny jar for like $5 is just infuriating.
>>9210873
OP 2-3 are great, especially #3.
But for #1, I'll upvote Batampe deli mustard or Zatarains Creole for the bite and less vinegar both. These are the mustards I want with my pretzel or my st. patricks day leftovers.
But for #4, I much prefer the stone ground favorite Inglehoffer.
Is it possible to be allergic to tea?
I started a new brand/flavor and a couple weeks later got an infection in my eustachian tubes. I thought it was brought on by seasonal allergies causing them to swell and breed the bacteria so I was on antibiotics for 10 days. I finished and kept drinking my tea and noticed my throat is getting sore again like the problem is repeating.
I'm having the Stash brand Earl Grey. It has kind of a citrusy flavor and says it's made with oil of bergamot. I don't know if that could have anything to do with it or what else is in the tea I could be reacting too, if anything.
Has anyone heard of or suffered allergic reactions from tea?
>>9210719
>Has anyone heard of or suffered allergic reactions from tea?
1) No.
2) The symptoms you describe don't sound anything like an allergic reaction.
If someone were allergic to tea the they'd get an itchy red rash wherever the tea touched their body--all over the inside of their mouth and throat. Your throat would start itching and swelling within seconds of taking your first drink of tea. And if the allergy was bad enough then you might have trouble breathing because of the rash-induced swelling.
>>9210719
>It has kind of a citrusy flavor and says it's made with oil of bergamot
OFC it contains oil of bergamot, that's the defining characteristic of earl grey tea.
Whatever it is that you have going on it sure doesn't sound like an allergic reaction.
>>9210719
It's probably the bergamot
>>9210735
Not every allergic reaction is that bad
Is this guy legit?
>>9210429
>Is this guy legit?
He's a legit brain damaged shaky handed addict of below average vocabulary and intelligence, who married into money, marketing and production.
I'd bet money on bipolar too, since he claims no addiction (right), he's certainly got tremors.
>>9210429
2 legit 2 quit
Tbqh
>>9210429
>afraid of cold pans
>hops around like a queer little leprechaun when cooking
I don't think so pal
find a flaw
>>9210308
Looks like piss with cum and tiny pieces of shit in it.
wa la
Döner kebap
>>9209531
no problem with that.
sometimes you have to eat something in late night and I'm happy that the only shop still open is a kebab one. is overall a decent food, but I prefer take mine without the sauces...
What happened to the other posts?
Finished a full bottle of Malibu rum and got a spicy chicken kebab last week. My head, my stomach, and my asshole is forming plans for a coup this very moment
How many times a day do you eat? I've noticed that if I eat more than twice a day I feel like shit afterwards, not because I'm too full or anything, but because I don't feel like I've really appreciated my meals and their taste, more like just automatically stuffed myself to satisfy some urge. When I ear less I feel like I appreciate the food more
You need an enema tube in your shower. Just purge your colon when you feel full.
>>9209214
She has gross thighs.
>>9209229
Girl just needs a couple pounds less, that's all.
WHAT FUCKING PAN DO I GET?
I don't know how to cook and I've been trying to learn how for a really long time but I'm lazy and have no idea where to begin.
I fell for the carbon steel pan meme but I couldn't season it properly and it was a huge hassle.
I don't want teflon bullshit because the chemicals are bad for you and I when I used one it doesn't cook things properly and just boils them.
Should I just buy a ceramic pan?
Should I buy 2 types of pans for different types of cooking?
What the fuck?
>>9209058
Ceramic pan,
It's non-stick without chemicals, and you don't need to season it.
>>9209058
stainless steel, like a real man.
>tfw you watch Bon Appetit magazine's videos just to see this one hot chef making food
>>9208892
Is he hot on video? Never watched. Judging from the unwashed or second day mousse in that hair, I'm pretty skeptical about what I would find hot. I have a hygiene standard that kills the sex-o-meter scale. Also, that sweater, no undershirt, pushed up because he's overheated look, kind of has me doubting his sense. Some home training missing. Might not scrub in all the right areas. Am I wrong? Do I need to go watch?
>>9208936
Some people find the unkempt look attractive. More rugged or something. I keep myself shaved and clean, but I end up with girls telling me I'm hot when I have a shitty beard. Too bad it itches and looks retarded.
>>9208892
alright, I watched
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrCB6y9mYqc
"Alls you need is foil to clean your cast iron" "Lookie that"
"ya know"
"not gonna clean these shrimp or nothing"
"you guys know what to do, yada yada yada"
He's got a pleasant demeanor, but has some of the doing before thinking problem (thought he was going to lose a finger on that wood chopping step). Yikes, he's not a rocket scientist grammatically, has trouble finding his words. But, I can definitely see why you'd keep watching. It has a unique hook, beats the BBQ guys, I guess, and some serious tips, even if they are not delivered verbally but edited in later.
Rate these tacos you gringos
>>9208494
Different angle
>>9208497
And yes I plan on putting lettuce and tomato sauce in them
>>9208497
How'd u get them to not fall
If your knife can't do this, it's probably too dull.
Why would you cook with a knife that you can't turn upside down with two fingers while you drop a cut grape over it?
I just buy knives at the grocery store
when they get dull I just get a new one because they are like $8
chef knives are stupid. Knife technique has been developed to make the best out of a poorly designed tool
a back woods retard with an ulu can do all the things a chef with an entire knife kit can do
its just important you understand, you are using that tool because it's the tradition that was taught to you, not because it's the best for the job you are doing
Do any of you assholes know the bevel on that blade? This is like circus for idiots who don't get blades.
>be poor
>have to buy ice cream so shitty it can't legally be called "ice cream"
very few people know this feel.
>>9208303
Such is life in communist canuckistan
Well at least you guys have zesty mordant doritos.
You know you don't "have to" buy it
>>9208333
Yep. That's the way to do it. Freeze it if you want some ice cream consistency, but it's not the same and you know it'll never be the same but you try and try to delude yourself that is it.
>I'll have one McGangBang, please
>CALL THE POLICE
What do?
>>9207787
What?
>>9207791
>Sir, you're going to have to decrypt your laptop right now
>>9207801
Ok, here. The password's Balthasar1rush