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>>9213636
at first I thought that was a bread bowl and was going to say 'tasty but empty carb calories'

But this is that meme maggot cheese, innit?

Different strokes I guess. Protein enriched at least! Would never eat it though.

>>9213636
>14KB
for ants!
ahahahahaha, b/c it's really maggots
epic zoolander reference that doesn't really work!

kill yourself, retard

Shitty bread bowl.

>>9213444
>dessert

>>9213453
surely he meant deseret
>>9213444
yes I would eat it if I was surrounded by mormons and that's all they offered

>>9213444
I have no idea what this is.
And i would eat it.

>>9213237
What.

What?

Que?

>>9212800
Eat a packet of yellow mustard. It'll probably burn like hell going down but after that it's instant relief.

>>9212800
Dissolve a teaspoon of baking soda in some water and then drink it. Won't taste good, but it will fix your heartburn nigh instantaneously.

>>9213234
Does it taste fishy to anyone else when they do this?

he fuckin rocks

>>9211773
yeah he does!

I'm not aware of any use for it besides being enrobed in chocolate and caramel.

Just grape seed oil.

Use a different oil with a higher smoke point

Lemme guess you're one of those faggots that insists on cast iron for cooking everything.

It's safe if you sous vide it. Probably what he did.

>>9211544
Is it really? I have a weird obsession with eating raw meat to the point where I am tempted every time I cook. This would satisfy my cravings.

Sous vide would have cooked internally idiot

It's not about being stupid or poor
It's about being lazy and uninspired

>>9211492
well, of course they can learn themselves from fucking youtube and are too lazy to do it.
If i actually go out of my way to teach these morons and show them by making them do it since only some animals are smart enough to learn through imitation, maybe then the stupid fucks would learn
I mean is either that or wait until burger king starts giving out free burgers

>>9211488
I do it with my step brother often. I let him cook something and then show him how to actually do it properly. He's agreeable and doesn't take dictation or criticism too harshly. Not what I would call a fast learner though.

>>9211167
When I was a little kid, I always had get up in the middle of the meal and go poop

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>>9211167
>California

Figures

How are you even supposed to eat that?

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Ma crum lookin ok?

>>9210928
Looks fucking good
>>9210939
but how is it staying on the ceiling?

Beautiful exterior, crumb is too dense.

>>9210885
Depends on how thick they are.

Also, why the fuck would you want to boil chicken breast? That has got to be the most bland and boring preparation you could possibly do.

Are you perhaps a fitfag that's afraid of even the tiniest bit of oil? Then grill them.

Is it sleepy time chicken breast?

>>9210891
I honestly don't care, [spoiler] this is my first time cooking chicken and I'm on a time crunch [/spoiler] My plan was to just boil everything because it sounds like the easiest way not to fuck things up.
>>9210895
kinda, I get home from the gym at around 8-8:30

Waffle maker

>>9210614
It's just sedaco or whatever that company is. Sub shop that's a clone of Subway. Pizza that's a clone of Pizza hut. A salad bar. And a grill station that's a clone of A&W - dank root beer.

I actually used to call Jimmy John's instead. I'd order it to the schools VA center like I was a faculty member and stand in front of the office and intercept my order.

>>9210614
What does "kino" mean in this context

Onions are €1,95 there? Shieeet

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>>9209909
How the fuck does that even happen

I don't speak Mexican you spic.

Me too OP, me too.

>>9208989
>>9209014
This is a clear sign of autism.

you're favoring the shittiest part of your meal because the food you eat when you're hungriest will taste the best

>>9206644

minus the ketchup and mustard and you have something worth eating.

ketchup and mustard add fucking nothing to it.

bread, burger, cheese. cheese is optional.

get real.

>>9206644
Even if that were the actual best burger you forgot the pickled onions, man. Shame.

Also-are we talking a slice of cheese, or a slice of cheese product? You're wrong either way, but an important distinction nonetheless.

>>9206660
Pickles are not good for the beef burger. Pickles are the most overpowering food short of sardines, you can't taste anything other than pickle