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The really disheartening thing is we've reached the point that society doesn't even admit fat is bad. It's taboo to point out that someone's health problems are probably due to being 300 fucking pounds.

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>>9229690

it's not the guideline's fault that Americans are too lazy and ADHD to read more than the first rule of the guideline

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>>9229701
>fat is bad
lol
you best change that line of thinking, boy, or yous gonna get left behind

You get to meet McJesus

You become a real American.

You gain weight..ive done this for 4 years now..since i got with my gf and ive just gained weight..now im not a hamplanet but im packin on the weight for sure

>>9229386
>fig tree in backyard
>won't stop bearing fruit

>fruit i can't reach attracts fruit flies
>fig tree fruit fly fuck fest

goddammit you fucker i'm sick of figs

Ever had a fresh fig ? Gross, like eating a flower, no jammy goodness. Dried figs are the bomb. You know, to make a fig, a wasp has to crawl in there and die ? Then the fig grows around it. True story I think.

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>>9229402
>True story I think

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>>9228950
delete this now

Is that McChicken sauce and McChicken McLettuce?

>>9228973
Retard.

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>>9228821
>>>/co/

I like it ... it makes me want to eat some meat

>>9228785
Are there any toppings/ingredients that should be avoided for some reason?

>>9228793
Literally the first thing that came to mind, thanks /v/.

is that a hot plate?

2tasty4me

>>9228807
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>>9228685
We can help you better if you can mention where you're located and what style of food you're cooking.

But generally speaking, this stuff is essential:
-A chef's knife or similar
-A tool for sharpening your knife
-A cutting board
-A large skillet, fry pan, or wok.
-Small and large saucepans with lids
-Measuring cups

-wisk
-vegetable peeler
-potato masher

Slapchop
Slapchop pro
Novelty nutcracker
Corncob holders
Reusable condiment bottles
Impractically large castiron fork and spoon
Apple core remover

Eat it raw, because it tastes great

My mother boils it in apple cider vinegar

You don't. It's disgusting no matter what. Anyone who says it tastes good is just spouting memes

>uuuhhhh, do you have gluten free soy sauce
> "yep just a moment, customer san"
>thhaank you~~
>whoa man, do you have celiac??
>no, but every bit helps

I don't know where the fad came from, but in a way it is nice to see people asserting themselves over nothing. Those server babes gotta hustle if they want their non-mandatory tips.

>>9228047
Be blunt about it. Say wheat makes you shit blood. Fewer people would fake it if they understood that's the condition they were pretending to have.

>>9228057
Many fattening foods happen to be made with white flour of wheat which contains gluten. Avoiding gluten means avoiding lots of junk food and making eating a conscious action, which results in weight loss.

I haven't had it yet.

Mine is pic related. Got to lose some weight.

>>9227722
those digits wasted on a shit thread. kys op

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>>9227725
The ol triple double

>tfw you forget to do the ol tappa tappa

>>9227470
Ease in to it.

Go to Starbucks, buy Verona whole bean, ask them to coarse grind it for press for you.

Take home. Use in press within the next 7 days, yea, you'll finish the bag.

Next try some of their special roasts, or go find some local sources of good beans. Again, if they can grind it for you, good. Meanwhile you have to realize that not having a great grinder means that you will have coffee with a lot of dust in it, or not uniform in size, and you'll have to oversteep or it's too watery and such.

tl;dr good grinders are a big investment

>>9227470
You don't "get into" coffee you pretentious hipster fuckwit

>Beans
Arabica, country doesn't matter as much but locally roasted beans will taste better
>Grinder
The cheapest one you can find with ceramic (or metal in a pinch) burrs. Stay away from blade grinders
>Prep
Up to you, though I wouldn't recommend drip. It's a matter of personal preference, some people prefer Reddit memes such as Aeropress over French press. Moka pots will give you something closer to espresso but it's not the same.
If you're interested in home espresso, note that it is a money pit. Decent machines start at $1000 new, and only start being good at around $2500. Less expensive machines are just steam toys

>>9226749
The Harney and Sons in SoHo is pretty close to me and they let you sample pretty generously at their tasting bar. Staff is all informed too. Teavana and Charbucks can get fucked.

>>9226761
rich bitch

>>9226749
the easier, less weird answer is that malls are dying because ordering shit (tea included) online is way more convenient. like the article says.

i wish it wasn't the case, my job at an amazon warehouse was chill as fuck two years ago. bitches should have just kept going to malls. fuck yall

A cigrit and a shit

I had food poisoning a few months ago and after my spewing had trouble eating for the next couple of days. Luckily my gf sat by my bedside and watched movies with me, fed me crackers and toast and kissed me on the forehead and rubbed my tummy so I felt better.

cottage cheese, thank me later