>mfw I get a PhD and don't have to /sip/ like a faggot anymore
>>9231145
>OP's face is a can of Monster
Is...
Is this how /sip/s reproduce?!
>>9231145
congrats on your phd, but since you are OP you are still a faggot.
cheers.
You'd think someone with a phd would know better than to drink these dumbass drinks
Everytime I see someone drinking this crap I know they have a sub-80 IQ
What are some minced meat dishes?
about to make a bolegnese sauce with some mince I defrosted yesterday. That or rissoles. Rissoles are like burgers but thicker. We eat them in australia...
>>9231202
i just made bolognese tonight
>>9231045
Fucking meatballs you stupid fuck?
Thoughts?
>>9230958
Delicious.
it's a shame people don't eat it as much as they used to, it's one of the most nutritious parts of an animal
a lot of people can't seem to stomach offal though
>>9230958
Underrated, but make sure to let it sit in the fridge overnight in a bowl of milk.
You will be grateful when you take it out the next day and see the disgusting stuff that it left behind that you will no longer have to eat
What's the most disgusting thing you've ever seen in regards to the food industry?
>>9230919
You.
>>9230919
Soft-serve ice cream machines are nightmares in general.
They __HAVE__ to be emptied and cleaned every night after closing to maintain cleanliness, but many places don't.
>>9230919
and its probably some waste catcher that is no where near the actual ice cream or any parts that would matter if it leaked. stop fear mongering mcdonalds is a modern miracle
>you will never eat any of this food
;(
last few days I've eaten only a banana for breakfast, carrots, cucumber and celery for lunch and grilled chicken breasts with broccoli for dinner. Also some almonds and a lot of tea. What else can I eat that will help me lose weight and not make me go crazy or break down and quit my diet? I am a candy addict and used to eat a whole large bag of candy each night so am really badly craving sugar, especially before bed, is it ok to make a small fruit smoothie as a dessert? Are eggs ok? What about hummus?
>>9230842
download my fitness pal on ur phone and count calories. the trick to losing weight without excercise is being at a calorie defecit. you should aim to eat between 1200-1500 calories if you're just starting to lose weight.
essentially all foods are okay if you count how much of it your eating. for example, you could still have a lollipop everyday if u eat at a deficit.
>>9230842
careful with almonds
they have a crazy amount of calories for how much you eat
>>9230842
Eat a ketogenic diet, it makes the sugar cravings go away eventually.
Is raw meat OK?
Your country
Do you like raw meat?
Don people in your country eat raw meat?
>>9230760
NO
that is unless you want parasites in your body
>>9230760
I used to get hammered and eat pieces of various cuts of steak after seasoning or marinating them, but before they went on the grill.
Tasted good at the time, but people would look at me like I'm some savage degenerate
>>9230760
raw meat is usually not bought in the us to eat raw unless you have a good butcher,
What do you guys think about drinkable meal replacements like Soylent or Ample? I'm lifting ATM. I'm leaning towards Ample and using the powder to make my regular protein shakes that'll last me through the day. I'm thinking about trying it to cut back on eating food throughout the day, possibly to save money. I heard Soylent is tasty, but i'm all that soy in the long run makes me anxious.
And yes, for the record, "Soylent is people".
You'll die.
The thing I've noticed with replacing solid food with any liquid/shake alternative is it really does not keep you full as long. You will probably be hungry within three hours regardless of the calorie count.
>>9230748
I thought about that. I was wondering if I took the Soylent or Ample stuff and made my regular meal shakes? It typically contains Dates, a ripe banana, almond butter, maca, flax powder, chia seed, almond milk...
You're telling me I can't stretch that out with this stuff?
EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!
Any chefbros here?
>> Be me
>> Start working by chance in a high level with no coulinairy training
>> In the beginning without salary for liek 2 weeks or so.
>> After 2 weeks head chef calls me.
>> Ok anon U good have 750euros/month for starters and let's see how this goes.
Cont.
>>9230662
Swapped to laptop.
cont.
>>YESCHEF.jpg
>> Week 1: Take over salad and dessert section solo. Life is GOOD.
>> Week 4: Hey anon I know it's Saturday and we are expecting 120 covers, but here are some new desserts for you to make as well.
>> Well fuck.
>> Salad expectation time 3 mins.
>> Have 20 salads and 14 desserts to make.
>> MINOR DELAYS ~7mins
>> Maitre waltzes in.
>> Hey guy in charge salad was late, by Sunday get a new saldbro and fire current one
>> Wait souchefbro I am saladbro, plsno.
.cont
>>9230694
Fired because you write 4 lines of text and then make us wait fuck off I hope you get fired and starve
>>9230694
>> Sorry saladbro :(
>> 2 days later found a job as line cook at another restaraunt.
>> bb lol
>> Go to new place.
>> Owner calls me over.
>> Anon we got a problem. Chef gtfo'd we need you to take charge of the kitchen.
>> wtf.png
>> Here some money go to that island take recipes from gtfo chef. U GOT 2 DAYS LOL
>> Okay.
>> Go to island get recipes gtfo back to town to start cooking.
>> Looks ez actually I manage to get everything in line with one assistant and food is ok
>> Start service everyone is happy first day with no delays.
>> Fuck ya I rock.
>> 1 month pass, restaurant is not doing too hot.
>> Come to work one day.
>> Here is Chef K anon. He is here to change the menu.
>> New Chef is hotshot worked with Ferran Andria in El bulli
>> OMFG WOT
]cont.
>Leave breadkino to me
What's your favorite bread /ck/?
is this shit good? i don't want to fall for the organic meme
Very good, as close to homemade as I've had from store-bought bread.
>>9231079
It's not a meme. "Organic" just means no pesticides; how is that a meme?
So I fell for the Apothic Red meme, $8.99 and I'm wondering what I should pair this with... What does /ck/ recommend?
Lol fag
>>9230571
how about an aids ridden dick in your ass you blatant homosexual
>>9230571
>what should I pair with this
Fucking faggot.
Can /ck/ eat a whole canned chicken by themselves? What about two?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo
>>9230540
I heard this large fella died
>Hello youtube
>and anybody else who matters
We matter!
>>9230543
Yeah, he did. Not surprising at all.
Okay. This is serious, I swear. What is the healthiest oil or butter to cook with--and does it change depending on the cooking method?
I.e....
Regular generic butter
Grassfed butter
Ghee
Olive/coconut/avocado/grapeseed oil (some of which I've heard called a "meme" and actually are very unhealthy...?)
If possible I'd like your reasoning for whatever you think is the healthiest. Studies would be nice, too.
I use the bare minimum of oil. I never use butter. What are you using the oil for? eating lots of fried food is unhealthy.
Olive oil, coconut oil, sesame oil, and ghee. Can't go wrong with any of those, as far as health is concerned.
>>9230500
Hm, I cook vegetables in a wok or a fry pan a lot without frying them, or just make stir-frys. It's kind of my thing but I understand that maybe this isn't a healthy way of cooking.
I was just thinking about butter and oil because I'm starting to buy into the whole "fat isn't the enemy" stuff and was wondering if it really is better off if I incorporate some into my cooking--especially when only fatless ingredients are involved.
Do you have any family knives / tools that your family has passed on to you. I have this knife from my great grandpa when he met my grandmother. He loved her so much he made knives for her even though he has no experience in that subject. Quite sweet really. They are both still married for 43 years and counting. Grandpa is 83 and Grandma is 82
Picture related.
>>9230469
A picture of the whole knife together.
>>9230469
>when my great grandpa met my grandmother ... Both still married.
Hmmm, really makes you think.
Oh wow, he made a knife for her. I bet she totally flipped her shit. Everyone knows girls go bonkers over custommade slicer knives.
A hint anon: If your grandparents are still married, all credit for that goes to your grandmother.
I've recently bought a slow cooker to help feed me through uni. What are some cheap beef/chicken recipes that I can use for my slow cooker?
Pot roast
Pot roast.
chuck roast
potato
Carrot
celery
Mushrooms
Onions
Make sure to brown your meat
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2009/10/perfect-pot-roast-recipe-pioneer-woman.html
Sample recipe, feel free to take liberties experiment with flavors vegetables. Worcestershire is great. When Dutch oven recipes say put in oven that's when you transfer everything to your slow cooker. Browning the meat helps a lot but I'm not sure if you have other kitchen appliances?
>>9230105
Do you eat pork?